| Benjamin Winters | |
| Portrayed By | Will Ferrell |
|---|---|
| Gender | Male |
| Date of Birth | July 5th, 1967 |
| Age | 40 |
| Zodiac Sign | Cancer |
| Aliases | Ben, Benji (by his mother) |
| Place of Birth | New York City, NY, USA |
| Current Location | New York City, NY, USA |
| Occupation | CPA, Consultant for Primatech Paper |
| Known Relatives | Margie Winters (Mother) |
| Significant Other | Eileen (Ex-wife), Angie (ex-girlfriend) |
| Known Abilities | Narcokinesis |
| First Appearance | "Roadside Assistance" |
Benjamin is a solitary and mostly boring former CPA. He now consults with an unnamed company.
History
A native New Yorker, Benjamin is recently divorced from his wife of fifteen years, Eileen. The relationship suddenly turned ugly within the span of a year. The downward spiral is almost inexplicable, but perhaps inevitable as both husband and wife were CPA's. However, Eileen began nagging and sparking arguments about Ben's dull nature. Fights that started small soon grew. When Eileen finally accused Ben of being so dull he put her to sleep, well that surely was just exaggerating.
Since Eileen walked out of his life, Benjamin wants little to do with life outside of work. Of course his dear mother keeps telling him that Eileen was a stuck up bitch anyway and he could do better. Somehow, that's little consolation. Geee, why is that?
Abilities
Narcokinesis is the ability to manipulate sleep patterns. From a simple drowsiness, to a full out coma. On the harmful side, inflict severe insomnia to the point of brain damage/shutdown. Thanks to the Company and their training, he's getting better at his ability.
Stunts
Timeline
Quotes
- "Did my ex-wife send you here with this? Because we've already settled the alimony issue, and I'm babbling. I'm babbling aren't I?"
- "Fudge.. nuggets.."
- "Talk? Talk about /what/? Your 'secret organization'? I never bought into the black helicopter and shadow government theories.."
- ".. How did you /do/ that? Have you always been able to do that? I don't even know what /that/ is, but it.."
- "I don't think I want this."
- "Does this mean we get to go home now?"
- "Oh budgies."
- "H.. hey! You just sat on my /mother/, go find another place to sit!"
- "Ho-ly.. s.. snowballs.."
- "Y'know what, fine. That would have been fine. Cause I've had lots of time to think since our marriage fell apart.. and.. I'm better off without you. You never appreciated me. I did so much for you, I never cheated on you."
- "Does he know what a bitch you are?" - to the ex-wife
- 'I DID NOT KNOW :(' - written on erase board

Trivia
- That alcohol incident in college? Yeah, that came back and bit him on the hiney. In the way of an illegitimate daughter named Rose.
- Benjamin does not use profanity. Which is okay, Rose swears enough for two people!
- Rose approved of past clothes he wore.
- Needless to say, Benji doesn't drink (much) voluntarily anymore.
- He does bear the mark on the back of his neck.
