Benjamin Winters
Benjamin Winters
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Portrayed By Will Ferrell
Gender Male
Date of Birth July 5th, 1967
Age 40
Zodiac Sign Cancer
Aliases Ben, Benji (by his mother)
Place of Birth New York City, NY, USA
Current Location New York City, NY, USA
Occupation CPA, Consultant for Primatech Paper
Known Relatives Margie Winters (Mother)
Significant Other Eileen (Ex-wife), Angie (ex-girlfriend)
Known Abilities Narcokinesis
First Appearance "Roadside Assistance"

Benjamin is a solitary and mostly boring CPA.

History

A native New Yorker, Benjamin is recently divorced from his wife of fifteen years, Eileen. The relationship suddenly turned ugly within the span of a year. The downward spiral is almost inexplicable, but perhaps inevitable as both husband and wife were CPA's. However, Eileen began nagging and sparking arguments about Ben's dull nature. Fights that started small soon grew. When Eileen finally accused Ben of being so dull he put her to sleep, well that surely was just exaggerating.

Since Eileen walked out of his life, Benjamin wants little to do with life outside of work. Of course his dear mother keeps telling him that Eileen was a stuck up bitch anyway and he could do better. Somehow, that's little consolation. Geee, why is that?

Abilities

Narcokinesis is the ability to manipulate sleep patterns. From a simple drowsiness, to a full out coma. On the harmful side, inflict severe insomnia to the point of brain damage/shutdown. Thanks to the Company, he has tentative control over this ability. While he wants to be normal and live a normal life, he does practice this gift.

Stunts

Timeline

Quotes

  • "Did my ex-wife send you here with this? Because we've already settled the alimony issue, and I'm babbling. I'm babbling aren't I?"
  • "Fudge.. nuggets.."
  • "Talk? Talk about /what/? Your 'secret organization'? I never bought into the black helicopter and shadow government theories.."
  • ".. How did you /do/ that? Have you always been able to do that? I don't even know what /that/ is, but it.."
  • "I don't think I want this."
  • "Does this mean we get to go home now?"
  • "Oh budgies."
  • "H.. hey! You just sat on my /mother/, go find another place to sit!"
  • "Ho-ly.. s.. snowballs.."
  • "Y'know what, fine. That would have been fine. Cause I've had lots of time to think since our marriage fell apart.. and.. I'm better off without you. You never appreciated me. I did so much for you, I never cheated on you."
  • "Does he know what a bitch you are?" - to the ex-wife
  • 'I DID NOT KNOW :(' - written on erase board
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Trivia

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