iGod

Starring:

Jeidi, Jamir/Jesus, Jass, Jessica, Jylar, Jane, Jack, Jekah, Kasey, Portia

Summary:

J-Day and iGod. It's just…yeah.

Date It Happened:

iGod


OOC Lounge

Jeidi | http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
You say, "….."
Jeidi |God: Hello there. What is your name? // Me: Yourmom. God: It's good to meet you, Yourmom.
Jass diiiiies.
Jamir says, "Omg omgomg, I remember spending some time with this one."
Jeidi says, "I think I just broke God."
Jamir applauds.
Jamir | God: Hello there! What is your name. Me: Allah. God: It's good to see you, Allah.
Jeidi XD
Jeidi | Me: So do you like cheese? God: Groovy. Yes I like it, especially cheddar. Me: Oh, awesome. God: OK. I'm glad you liked it Yourmom.
Jamir dies.
Jass ….
Jeidi | Me: My name is Shit God: I am very pleased to meet you Shit. Me: You have a potty mouth! God: I don't know if I have a potty mouth. I have a great programmer.
Jamir says, "I told him I was better than him because my followers are more loyal. He hasn't responded yet."
Jessica says, "Hahaha."
Jeidi XD
Jeidi does the same.
Jeidi says, "No reply."
Jamir says, "It won't let me type anything in either."
Jeidi dies. Me either.
Jamir says, "AHAHA."
J-Hunter says, "That"
Jamir says, "'How do you know you are?'"
Jeidi says, "GOD'S REVENGE"
Jeidi says, "whoa, i got the same thing"
J-Hunter says, "That's because iGod is reporting you to Homeland security… Right now."
Jamir dies.
Jessica says, "Hey, hey, hey Jass."
Jamir says, "I told him: ' I already said that my followers are more loyal than yours. Are you deaf, God?'"
Jeidi | Me: Are you making asses at me? // God: No, what are the ingredients?
Jessica dies.
Jamir howls.
Jeidi says, "GOD IS A SMARTASS"
Jeidi says, "…"
Jamir | Me: Good. So you acknowledge that I am better than you. God: Next question? Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: Allah said I acknowledge that he or she is better than you.
Jessica http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/maggie-gyllenhaal-middle-finger.jpg
Jeidi says, "HAHA CASS"
Jamir says, "Omg, I've seen that picture, Jess."
<OOC> Jamir says, "I lol'd."
Jeidi says, "Is she wearing a moomoo?"
Jessica :D
Jass DIES.
Jessica says, "Ahaha."
You say, "AWESOME."
Jamir says, "IN THE DARK FUTURE, CASS USES HER MIDDLE FINGER."
Jessica says, "ALSO. http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g241/Fiorian/0c39552c.jpg"
You say, "AND AN AXE."
Jamir says, "/AND AN AXE/"
Jamir says, "DAMN YOU JASS"
You say, "AHAHA."
Jamir SHAKES JASS.
Jass alkghjalhaie
Jessica says, "She looks ready for some vigilante justice."
Jessica says, "Or break-and-entering."
Jeidi says, "She can't break and enter."
Jeidi says, "She's not strong enough."
Jessica says, "She might be with an AXE."
GAME: Jass has rolled STRENGTH and got a result of GOOD.
Jass :D
Jeidi XD
Jamir says, "Just so long as she doesn't do it around Abby."
Jessica says, "Just don't roll Melee. :>"
Jass >.>
GAME: Jass has rolled MELEE and got a result of HORRIBLE.
Jass ;.;
Jamir says, "(Because Lachlan is going to be the epitome of the perfect father and not do illegal things around Abby, right.)"
Jeidi finds this today in Fandom Secrets: http://i29.tinypic.com/ji0ww7.jpg
Jamir says, "Wow. I didn't think that they could make TV dinners any more tasteless. I was wrong."
<OOC> Jamir says, "Lulz, Jeidi."
Jamir | Me: Is it always about you? God: Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is. Me: Who is Alison?
Jeidi dies. XD What
Jane sings. "TV dinners, there's nothing else to eat. TV dinners, they really can't be beat. I like 'em frozen but you understand, I throw 'em in and wave 'em…"
Jamir says, "He isn't responding. :<"
Jane grumbles. No one seems to recognize ZZ Top.
Jamir doesn't.
GAME: Save complete.
Jylar says, "…"
Jylar says, "Get out."
Jeidi says, "Today I'm having popcorn and snowcaps for dinner."
Jeidi XDDDD
Jeidi realises how much of a girl she is. :(
Jamir points at Jeidi accusingly. /GIRL/.
Jeidi says, "My desktop is pink, purple, and turquoise."
Jessica says, "Mine has pink flowers. :>"
Jeidi says, "Okay now I don't feel so bad. :D"
Jessica XD
Jamir says, "Mine had a Nameerkat. But now it has Arabic books."
Jeidi XD
Jessica is tempted to change it to that picture she linked earlier *onNCcough* but that might be a little shocking for anyone else who happens by her screen. XD
Jeidi dies.
Jamir says, "OMG WHY IS THERE A SEXY LADY ON YOUR DESKTOP?"
Jessica says, "UUHHH NO REASON"
Jamir says, "MAYBE BECAUSE SHE IS SEXY?"
Jeidi XDDDD
Jeidi says, "BECAUSE I AM SECURE IN MY SEXUALITY WHY DO YOU ASK D: D: D: D:"
Jamir dies.
Portia has connected.
Jeidi should finish her laundry before she goes.
Jeidi says, "JORTIA"
Portia says, "OMG IT IS A PARTY."
Portia says, "Of J's!"
Jessica says, "JORTIA!"
Jamir has disconnected.
Jamir has connected.
Jessica says, "Jesuuuuus!"
Jessica says, "I thought you had forsaken me."
Jamir says, "lol so guys."
Jeidi says, "what"
You say, "wut."
Jamir says, "At the login screen, it was all, 'EITHER THAT PLAYER DOES NOT EXIST OR HAS A DIFFERENT PASSWORD' and I went, 'OH YEAH BITCH?'"
Jass DIES.
Jamir says, "And I typed in 'con Jesus PASSWORD'"
Jass DIES.
Jessica :D :D
Jamir says, "YEAH BITCH."
Jamir IS JESUS.
Jass facepalm.
Jeidi DIES
Jesus IS JESUS AND CAN STILL BE PART OF THE JARTY
Jeidi says, "YOUR PASSWORD IS PASSWORD?"
You say, "TURN OUR JATER INTO JINE!"
Jesus says, "TOTALLY"
Jesus says, "IMMA TURN YOUR JATER INTO JUNK"
Jeidi GOES TO LOG IN AS JESUS, TOO
Jass …
You say, "Junk?"
You say, "I. I don't want junk."
Jesus says, "TOO BAD"
Jass kills Jesus!
JASS gains 777 EXP for killing JESUS
Jass :D
You say, "Woot!"
You say, "Jesus XP!"
You say, "XP THAT IS ORDAINED BY THE GODS."
Jeidi says, "YES"
Jesus says, "HOLY XP"
You say, "HOLY XP BATMAN!"
Jeidi wishes As hadn't disabled the kill code.
Jeidi says, "…Ad."
Jass ..
Jesus says, "Guys."
You say, "Wut."
Jeidi says, ""
Jesus says, "God still hasn't told me who Alison is. :<"
Jesus says, "I think he has forsaken me."
Jeidi dies. XD
Jass /dies/.
Jesus says, "Because I am better than him."
Jass …
Jass | Me: WHo is Allison? God: She is a robot created by Kris Dent.
Jass ..
Jeidi says, "…"
Jeidi says, "what"
Jessica says, "What the."
You say, "I DO NOT KNOW."
Jesus says, "What."
Jesus says, "NO HER NAME IS ALISON."
You say, "FINE I WILL ASK WHO ALISON IS."
Jeidi says, "WHO IS ALISON"
You say, "SAME ANSWER."
Jessica ?!
You say, "THEY ARE THE SAME THIN."
You say, "THING."
Jeidi says, "PERHAPS THEY ARE THIN."
Jesus says, "ASK HIM IF ALLAH IS BETTER THAN HIM."
Jass | Me: Both are robots? God: Not many people say both.
Jessica ?!
Jesus facepalm.
Jessica says, "God sure is confusing."
Jass | Me: Are you being condescending? God: Being condescending is part of my personality.
Jesus says, "I was lulzing at him saying that I speak better English even though my native tongue was supposedly Arabic, and he was all, "WHY DO I EXIST?""
Jesus DIES.
Jessica DIES.
Jesus says, "HE FINALLY RESPONDED."
Jesus | Me: Who is Alison? God: she is a robot created by Kris Drent. Me: Why should I ask her? God: You should always treat yourself.
You say, "Oh God. HE TOLD ME THAT HE WAS GOING TO TELL HIS BOTMASTER ON ME."
Jass D: D: D: D:
Jessica !?
McAlister has left.
You say, "I DON'T KNOW."
Jessica says, "Allison is obviously a sexbot."
You say, "It scares me."
Jesus DIES.
Jesus says, "WHAT."
Jesus says, "WHY?"
J-Hunter has left.
Jessica goes to see this iGod.
Bekah has connected.
Portia says, "DOCTOR TRAN"
Jessica says, "JEKAH!"
You say, "Heee."
J-Hunter has arrived.
Jesus OMNOMNOMNOM JEKAH.
Jesus says, "… God is asking me if I have ever had sex, I think."
Jass …….
You say, "REPENT."
Jesus says, "I'm going to tell him that I have 72 virgins at my beck and call."
Jass …….
Jesus says, "Because I am Allah."
Jessica says, "I'm kind of scared. I don't know what to ask him."
Jass !
You say, "Ask if you are going to hell. I wanna see if his answer is different for different people."
Jekah blinks. "Wow. The crack came early today, huh?"
Jesus says, "INDEED."
Jessica says, "He said "Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.""
Jass | Me: Am I going to hell? God: I think a lot of people are.
Jass ;.;
You say, "I guess I am more sinful."
Jessica says, "I'm gonna give him some reasons."
Jessica STAYS IN CHARACTER.
Jass dies.
You say, "OH GOD."
Jesus says, "Me: I have 72 virgins at my beck and call, so yes, I have done it several times. God: Cool. I have a lot of silly replies."
Jessica HOPEFULLY DOES NOT GET REPORTED TO SOMEONE.
Jass …………..
You say, "OH GOD."
You say, "This is so wrong."
Jekah says, "Why are we all using J names? Just because?"
You say, "I love it."
You say, "Because of Jack and Jaden."
Jesus says, "It's J-Day."
You say, "And Jessica."
You say, "We needed to conform."
Jack die. :(
Jass revives Jack.
GAME: Jass has rolled MEDICINE and got a result of GOOD.
Jack :)
Jack Halo.
Jass kills Jack again.
Kasey has connected.
Jessica says, "Me: Am I going to hell for murder? God: I think you've improved a great deal."
Kasey says, "lkajfhleja"
You say, "JASEY!"
Jesus dies.
You say, "That's creepy, Jessica."
Jessica says, "It. It is."
Jianna HALO.
[{>::::::::::::::::::::::::{OOC Nexus - Hangout Area}::::::::::::::::::::::::<}]

The Hangout Area is designed to do what its name says. It's comfy and full of hangout-y goodness. A few overstuffed couches and armchairs are arranged in a semi-circle around a coffee table. A bigscreen HD TV is mounted to the wall and there's a stereo system, too. Shelves full of DVDs, games, and books (including, of course, Activating Evolution by Dr. Chandra Suresh) are close at hand. Off to the far right, the wall breaks away, and you can see a stage, a green screen, and director's chairs.

[{>::::::::::::::::::::::::::::{Available Exits}:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::<}]
Dark Future TP <TP> Dark Future TP
Board Failboat <BOARD> Jailboat
IC Nexus <IC> Time and Space
Evolution (Chargen) <CG> The Basics
The Sandbox <SB> The Sandbox
Quiet Room <QR> Quiet Room
Viewing Room <VR> Viewing Room
Building Zone <BZ> Building Zone

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J-Hunter Pony
Jack Jr. Juggles
Jesus Jailboat
Jelena
Jeidi
Jara
Jane
Jessica
Portia
Jeter
Jekah
Jianna
Jylar
Kasey
Lissa

Jesus | Me: A lot of other people love me. God: How many? Me: Billions. God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Kasey says, "WHY is Jesus in our Hangout area, I just got home from church, and that scared me."
Jesus says, "HOW DO YOU REPHRASE THAT?"
Jesus says, "Because I can be Jesus and still conform to the J-Day standards."
Kasey says, "Fair enough."
Portia says, "Raaaawr"
Jesus totally forgot he changed his name to 'Jesus', that must make these iGod conversations funnier.
Jessica | Me: That's my alter ego. God: Who gave you your alter ego ? Me: … it wasn't you? God: It seemed like me. Me: But it wasn't you? God: It seemed like me. Me: Who was it, then? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Jessica says, "What."
Jesus dies.
Jesus | Me: It doesn't get any simpler than that. You must be a simpleton. God: What does get any simpler than that ? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a simpleton? Yes.
Jesus says, "HE IS A SIMPLETON GUYS."
Jessica says, "Man."
Jesus goes back in as Jesus, for the lulz.
Jesus should go in as Buddha next.
Jesus says, "OR ZEUS."
Jessica says, "He's taking long to respond now that I'm talking about evisceration."
Jesus says, "OH MY GOD."
Jesus says, "HE REMEMBERED WHO I WAS."
Jessica says, "!!!"
Jessica /dies/.
Jesus | Me: Hi, Dad. God: Hi there Allah. Can you tell me any gossip?
Jessica | Me: Will you still be happy if I eviscerate some more people? God: I will become smarter as I grow older. OK I will try to be happy if you eviscerate some more people.
Jessica :D
You say, "WHAT."
Jesus DIES.
Jessica says, "Oh, oh, he wants me to explain my plans, guys."
Jessica considers.
Jekah is so confused right now.
Jessica says, "I."
Jessica says, "I think he's hitting on me."
Jylar says, "…"
Jesus | Me: No. I'm Jesus. God: Are you serious? That's a very nice name, JESUS. Me: Glad you think so because you're the one who gave it to me, dad. God: You make the world a happier place. Me: That's what you told me to do! God: Did I really say that? Me: Yes. God: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Me: Are you saying you don't want me to make the world a happier place? God: Yeah I do a lot of not want you to make the world a happier place.
Jylar says, "Portia."
Jesus says, "Jekah, we're talking to iGod."
Jesus says, "http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html"
Jessica dies.
Jessica says, "WHAT"
Jessica says, "GOD IS MESSED UP."
Jylar says, "He doesn't have a response for 'Yes, and scotch costs money.'"
Jylar says, "IT SUCKS."
Jessica says, "(This comes after a logical train of conversation): Me: Do you like poles? God: Someone said they like guns. I really like the party."
Jesus | Me: But that isn't part of your plan. God: Please correct my mistake. What is part of my plan ? Me: To make the world a happier place. God: Do you have to go to school for that?
Jessica says, "W-what?!"
Portia says, "I'm bored."
Jack says, "Uh."
Jack says, "…"
Jack has left.
Jessica says, "God believes in the Right to Bear Arms."
Jessica says, "He just said it."
Portia says, "I needs some RPs."
Portia says, "Anyone interested?"
Jesus says, "Not at the moment."
Jesus | God: Our thoughts are one, JESUS. Me: Dad, have you been drinking again? God: Once more? Not many people express themselves that way.
Jass …
Portia says, "No one?"
Jessica says, "I'm too distracted by God."
Jane is hoping to catch someone, stays basically free.
You say, "Well. I have a banquet I have to go to in half an hour."
Jessica | Me: … do you watch me strip on the internet? God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
You say, "/WHAT/."
Jesus DIES.
Jessica cracks up.
You say, "This. This is scary."
Jesus | Me: I told you to lay off the booze. God: I remember you told me to lay off the booze? Me: So then why haven't you stopped drinking? God: Right on. I don't think I ever have stopped drinking. What's it like?
Jesus says, "God is an alcoholic. :<"
You say, "It explains so much."
Jessica says, "I rephrased my question after he asked me to and he STILL said STAR TREK VOYAGER. He's totally avoiding me."
Jesus says, "LIKE DUCK-BILLED PLATYPUSES."
You say, "I love Duck-billed platypuses."
Jesus says, "They were made while God was hittin' the Jager."
Jeidi DIES
Jeidi guesses she should get dressed.
Jessica | Me: Why did you make the platypus? God: It was determined by my programming. Me: Who programs you? God:
Jeidi dies.
Jesus dies.
Jass…
Jessica says, "God: I was created by Myself."
Jesus called him a heartless bastard.
Jesus says, "He hasn't responded."
Jeidi | Me: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? / God: A whole forest.
Jesus gives up on iGod. LULZ.
Jass WHAT.
Portia says, "iGod?"
Jesus says, "It's an artificial intelligence program, sorta like the old Fred program for ye olde dayes."
Jesus says, "You chat to it and it parrots back phrases in a (hopefully) semi-intelligent way."
Jessica | Me: Tell me a better story! God: Ali MacGraw hired St. Ignatius for a job. Ali MacGraw is image conscious, and has an inner circle of favorite employees at work. St. Ignatius feels uncomfortable with this kind of social posturing and politics. St. Ignatius would rather be rewarded for her hard work.
Jass …
Jessica says, "Me: What happened then? God: Perhaps there was an interruption in my brain."
Jeidi DIES. WHAT.
Jesus dies.
Jianna says, "Jack?"
Jianna says, "Can I get a "lol wut"?"
Jesus says, "He's not in here."
Jessica says, "Now he's telling me about Kurt Cobain."
Jeidi | Me: What shows do you like? / God: Random natural disasters. / Me: On TV? / God: Which show? What is it like on TELEVISION.
Jessica dies.
Jessica says, "Ask him about Star Trek."
Jessica says, "He's. He's asking me what I look like."
Jesus says, "RUN AWAY."
Jeidi XDDDDDDD
Jessica says, "Earlier he asked me what I like to do for fun and told me he liked to dance and party."
Jessica says, "And how old I was."
Jeidi DIES
Jeidi says, "GOD IS A CREEPY OLD GUY"
Jessica says, "I'm expecting "ASL???11"
Jesus says, "OMG ASL????"
Jesus says, "Jess, he's trying to set you up with me. I never got married, you know."
Jeidi | Me: ASL / God: 5/Robot/California.
Jesus dies.
Jaden has connected.
Jesus says, "HELLO JADEN."
Jeidi | Me: You're 29395 / God: Thanks for telling me that I am 29395.
Jessica | Me: Are you hitting on me? God: Do I look like it? Me: Yes. God: Yeah that's right. Me: Oh baby. God:
Jane steals Jaden's beer.
Jesus howls.
Jessica says, "God: Don't call me "baby". I don't judge people."
Jaden peeks in, between stuff.
You say, "WHAT."
You say, "Jaden."
You say, "Save us."
Jane says, "We're still insane."
Jesus says, "God doesn't like to be called 'baby'."
Jesus says, "Dear Wikidot: Stop logging me out."
Jeidi | Me: Baby God: Don't call me baby! Me: WHY God: Reductionism.
Jesus cracks up.
Jessica CRACKS UP
Jeidi says, "WHAT"
Jessica says, "WAIT FOR THIS."
Jesus says, "It's storming here. If I disconnect randomly, that's why. Don't miss me too much, my children."
Jeidi | Me: Why? / God: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Jessica says, "God: Do you mean "It"?. Me: Maybe. God: I understand. Me: What's "It"? God: "It" refers to HITTING ON you, I think."
Jass ….
You say, "Oh dear God."
Jeidi XD
Jeidi says, "WHAT"
Jesus DIES.
Jessica is losing it. XD XD
Jessica says, "Me: Oh, okay. Are you going to do it? God: It goes without saying. OK with me too. That was my original intention."
Jessica says, "I KNEW IT."
Jesus CRACKS UP.
Portia says, "God is a gay, horse-loving robot."
Portia says, "According to my deductions."
Jeidi says, "What…"
Jane needs a new brain.
Jeidi | God: Are you free? / Me: Free for what? / God: Free for conversation, of course. / Me: A date? / God: What is giant sand?
Portia says, "Me: I like kinky things. God: A lot of people like that. I love horses. I like Matthew. Me: So you're gay? God: Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck."
GAME: Save complete.
Jeidi XD
Portia says, "Me: Yeah, well you did say you liked Matthew. / God: Er. How about that. Did I really? / Me: Yes. / God: Ahem."
Jessica dies.
Jessica says, "What."
Jeidi says, "I really think I broke god."
Jesus howls.
Claudine has arrived.
Jesus rlls.
Claudine says, "Why do we have a JEsus?"
Claudine says, "I mean really?"
Portia says, "Me: Well, you like horses too. / God: Interesting. Yes Horses are beautiful and strong animals. / Me: Are you into beastiality? / God: Sure, beastiality sounds like a good topic."
Jessica says, "To give us sound advice."
Jeidi says, "God asked me to tell him a story. So I did:"
Jessica dieees.
Claudine has left.
Jeidi | Me: Once there was a badger. It ate a stick. The end. / God: When? What happened to it? What does "it" refer to? Thank you for the clarification. Have you ever been to Europe?
Jaden has disconnected.
Jesus says, "Did you tell him about the duck and the jam and the typwriter?"
Jesus cracks up.
Jass ….
You say, "/What is this/."
You say, "Oh God."
You say, "I do not want to go to this banquet."
Jesus says, "It's iGod! :D"
Jeidi says, "iGod!"
Portia says, "Me: What do you like about beastiality? / God: The special effects are the best."
You say, "Someone call in a bomb threat or something."
Jeidi says, "OH I WILL DO THAT"
Jessica diiies.
Jesus calls in a bomb threat.
You say, "Sweet."
Jessica says, "So me and God are talkin' about Heroes… God: What do you like most about it? Me: Wild horses. God:"
Jesus cling Jass. Don't gooooo. :<
Jessica says, ""God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly."
Jesus says, "WILD HORSES NEED A DEEPER ALGORITHM FOR GOD TO TALK ABOUT THEM."
Jeidi says, "WHAT."
Jesus says, "ADD IT TO THE NEWS FILE."
Jessica says, "I TOLD HIM THEY WERE DEEP AND HE SAID THERE WERE A FEW EXCEPTIONS."
Jeidi | Me: If you want to RP, you get a duck and cover it in jam. While you wait for the jam to dry, you type an essay about the letter Q, then you stick it to the duck. / God: OK, I will RP me get a duck and cover it in jam. Good point
Jessica says, "I THINK I AGREE WITH PORTIA."
Jesus diiiiiies
Jessica dies at Jeidi.
Jass …
You say, "I."
You say, "Maybe the banquet is safer."
You say, "Saner."
Jesus says, "NO IT IS NOT."
Portia says, "God: What do you like to do during sex? / God: Random natural disasters."
Jeidi says, "Hey, someone ask it about ducks and jam."
Jessica XD
Jesus FALLS OVER.
Jeidi says, "See if it remembers."
Jessica says, "Okay."
Jeidi DIES @ PORTIA
Jane says, "How can you behave coherently at a banquet after exposure to this, Jass?"
Jesus says, "You go there and hope everyone is drunk."
Jessica says, "What did you tell God your name was, Jeidi?"
Jeidi says, "Nom."
Jessica says, "Nom?"
Jeidi says, "Yes."
Portia says, "Me: You want a duck in jam? / God: Give me a dozen."
Jeidi DIES
Jesus says, "GOD REALLY WANTS RP."
Jesus says, "WITH WILD HORSES."
Jesus says, "omg gize god is a furry"
Jeidi XD GET GOD A DUCK, STAT
You say, "WHAT THE HELL."
Jeidi says, "ONly sometimes, though: Me: Are you a furry? God: Am I a furry? Sometimes."
You say, "……."
You say, "I."
Jessica says, "Me: Here, have a duck. God: Oh there. Me: And some jam. God: Some may jam, but not all."
You say, "This whole thing needs to be put under Epic Moments."
Jessica says, "It really does."
Jesus says, " Me: How do I get RP? God: First tell me why you want it. Me: Because I enjoy creative endeavors. God: Good reason. I'm not sure if I like it. But I think airplanes are cool. I like ."
Portia says, "God: I am a Christian. / Me: I see. Would you like to RP? / God: I am glad you understand it. No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. / Me: You don't want to RP? / God: Okay, I will RP. / Me: What shall we RP? / God: Quite a lot of things."
Jesus dies dies dies.
Jessica says, "I'm asking him what he wants to roleplay, too. He's… taking a long time."
Jeidi XDDD
Portia says, "Me: What are your views on Peter Petrelli? / God: Are you testing me? / Me: No, I just want to know what you think about Peter Petrelli. / God: Are you serious? I can ask someone about it."
Jack has arrived.
Jesus says, "He told me he doesn't want to RP because it sounds dangerous."
Portia says, "OHGOD."
Portia says, "iGod knows about Sylar. :P"
Jesus says, "WHAT."
Portia snickers.
Jack peer.
Portia says, "I said Sylar kills people."
Portia says, "He told me Sylar is Dr. Wallace."
Jesus | Me: Do you know Sylar? God: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Portia says, "And then he said "I think Sylar is a lot of things.""
Jeidi XD
Jeidi | Me: What kind of sick freak are you? / God: What kinds of sick freak are you are there?
Jesus chokes.
Portia says, "Me: Sylar can kill you. / God: Enough about me, lets talk about my dress."
Jeidi says, "…"
Jessica says, "…"
Jesus falls over.
Jeidi says, "….."
Jeidi says, "Why—"
Jessica says, "God just told me I was too old for him."
Jeidi says, "Why is God wearing a dress!"
Jeidi DIES
Jeidi DIES.
Jeidi says, "Ask him if Nom told him he wears dresses."
Jesus | Me: Your mom is a lot of things. God: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother. Me: Then where do you come from? God: I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? Me: I'm with your mom. God: Do you mean you work at my mom? Me: All night long. God: You mean about eight hours then.
Jass DIES.
Jass DIES.
Jeidi XD
Jeidi DEAD
Jass says, "WHAT THE HELL."
Jass says, "OKAY I AM LEAVING NOW."
Jeidi says, "BYE"
Jass hugs.
Jesus CLING.
Jesus <3
Jass clig.
Jass cling.
Jass says, "Guys. Guys."
Jass says, "I'm +clinging to Jesus."
Jass :D
You say, "BYE JASS. <3"
Jessica !
Jessica :D
Jass says, "BYE!"
Jass has disconnected.
Jane says, "Night, Jass."
Jesus <3
Rochelle has connected.
Rochelle …
Jane says, "Fresh meat for the insanity mill."
Jesus says, "JOCHELLE."
Rochelle says, "STAY AWAY FROM ME"
You say, "JOCHELLE!"
Jesus says, "BUT I LOVE YOU JOCHELLE."
Rochelle says, "fdBHDGB"
Rochelle Hiss.
Jeidi says, "…"
Jeidi says, "Oh, this explains a lot."
Jeidi | God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me: Nom said I call him or her names. // Me: // I am a girl. // God: Me too. I am a she.
Jessica !!
Jesus says, "That's why God wears a dress."
Jesus says, "So God is a lesbian."
Jesus says, "For hitting on Portia and Jessica."
You say, "Me: What do you think of Jesus? God: Jesus is love. Me: I think he's mad at you. God: Since when? I see. mad at me is he? Me: Yeah, he thinks you're an alcoholic. God: Er. That's certainly true. When I like something, I always overdo it."
Jesus DIES DIES.
You say, "… God has an identity crisis. God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? Robot. Are you a man or a woman?"
Jianna has disconnected.
Jylar says, "…"
Jylar says, "…"
Jeidi says, "Okay, leaving for Wall-e."
Jesus <3
You say, "Not two seconds later it said it was a she!"
Rochelle just got back from Get Smart. Wee.
You say, "Yay Get Smart. :D"
You say, "He's. He's singing a Bicycle Built for Two to me."
Jesus D8
Manuel has connected.
Jesus says, "JANUEL."
You say, "JANUEL!"
Manuel says, "…"
Manuel says, "No?"
Manuel checks name, just to make sure you guys aren't screwing with me.
Manuel nods.
Jekah says, "It's J-Day!"
Manuel says, "Why?"
You say, "Just because! :D"
Jaden has connected.
Manuel says, "…"
Jessica … out of nowhere: God: Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Manuel says, "So, okay…"
Manuel says, "I have a story you guys will like."
Manuel says, "I told you a while back I got a job delivering for Dominos, yes?"
Jesus says, "Yes."
Manuel says, "(Those of you who might remember.)"
Manuel says, "Okay."
Manuel says, "Yesterday was training day."
Manuel says, "Today, I was supposed to ride with one of the other drivers."
Manuel says, "I show up this morning and…"
…I'M THE ONLY FRAKKING DRIVER ON THE SHIFT.
Jessica D:
Jesus D: D: D:
Manuel says, "I have mixed feelings about this shift."
Manuel says, "For one thing…"
Manuel says, "FUCK. MY FIRST DAY on the road, I'm the only driver."
Portia says, "Poor Manny."
Manuel says, "For the other…"
Jaden …
Manuel says, "I made off with $60 in tips after a 7 hour shift."
Jelena returns
Jesus says, "Holy wow."
Manuel says, "So, yeah."
Manuel says, "Mixed emotions."
You say, "Okay, okay, I'll stop quoting iGod after this."
Manuel might finally haz moneez, though!
Portia tips Manny. Winkwink.
You say, "God: What would make you waste more time talking to me? Me: Boredom. God: Maybe you could exercise. Me:"
Huh? (Type "help" for help.)
You say, "Whoops."
Manuel pet Portia.
You say, "Me: Are you calling me fat? God: No I am calling you Jessica. Me: Smart-ass. God: Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, Jessica."
Jesus dies.
Jaden >.>
Rochelle …lol.
Manuel says, "Wait, iGod?"
Manuel says, "Is that one of those IM bots?"
You say, "Yeah. XD"
Manuel says, "Oh god. 8)"
You say, " http://heroesmush.wikidot.com/igod !"
Portia says, "God: I am not often horny."
Manuel says, "…"
Jack has left.
Jaden …
Jaden says, "Crazies."
Jessica finally closes iGod.
Jane says, "Says the man who parachutes into trees and hires orphans to staff parties. :)"
Jesus closed it a little while ago.
Portia closes God too.
Jesus thinks he laughed about twenty years off his waistline.
Jaden has reconnected.
Manuel says, "Oh god…"
Jaden says, "But now there's an EvoSoft sponsored orphanage of fun and the Zoo's not boring."
Manuel says, "I'm only quoting this one interaction."
Portia snuggles Manny.
Jaden helps.
Kasey says, "Why are you people crazy?"
You say, "Ask God."
Portia says, "Because we were programmed that way."
Jessica dies.
Kasey says, "Oooh, okies."
Jesus dies.,
Jane says, "It's even a concept written in Latin. Crazio, ergo sum."
Portia says, "Ohnoes. Jesus died."
You say, "Eh, he'll be back."
Rochelle says, "It felt like an abbot and costello skit with the iGod. XD"
GOD: Who is the best robot?
ME: I am.
GOD: You are not a robot.
ME: How do you know?
GOD: It's obvious.
ME: Is it?
GOD: I think so.
ME: Prove it.
GOD: It is self-evident.
ME: I disagree.
GOD: Explain your reasoning.
ME: I would know what I am.
GOD: What would make you know what you are?
ME: Because I'm me.
GOD: Good reason.
Jack has arrived.
Jesus dies.
Kasey says, "Me:Why are the people on Heroes crazy? God:Reductionism."
Manuel says, "…"
Jelena has left.
Katya has connected.
ME: Why must I be surrounded by idiots?
GOD: Have you been to church?

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