Jordan
Jordan De Silva
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Portrayed By Alicia Silverstone
Gender Female
Date of Birth October 21, 1987
Age 22
Zodiac Sign Libra
Aliases Jordy, Jor, JD, Jaddles (pronounced "JAY dulls")
Place of Birth Baltimore, MD, USA
Current Location New York City, NY, USA
Occupation Full-time Student
Known Relatives Melinda De Silva (mother), Constantine De Silva (father), Alexander (brother)
Significant Other None
Known Abilities Carbon Manipulation
First Appearance Peek-a-boo, I Hear You

Smirky and quirky, Jordan's somewhat hard to pin down, but she's generally calm, polite, and patient… unless you're being an idiot. Then… it's time for a snark attack!

Life Story

Personality

Ability: Carbon Manipulation

Timeline

  • May 18, 2008 - Gets decked in Club DNA by a jealous redhead.

Quotes

  • "I can fart coal!"
  • "You know what your problem is? Deep-seated insecurity. I would bet good money that, at some point in your childhood, you were rejected. By your peers? By your parents? I don't know. But I do know that you ought to seek therapy if you want to be sane on your thirtieth birthday."

Trivia

  • Favorite Book: Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand. Yes, Jordan's a hardcore capitalist and libertarian.
  • Keeps her weed stash in her old My Little Ponies lunch box in her underwear drawer.
  • Has no clever names for any of her Stunts.
  • Would have majored in physics if she hadn't failed Calculus… twice.
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