| Kara | |
| Portrayed By | Jesse Schram |
|---|---|
| Gender | Female |
| Date of Birth | July 26th, 1984 |
| Age | 23 |
| Zodiac Sign | Scorpio |
| Aliases | JD |
| Place of Birth | New York City, NY, USA |
| Current Location | New York City, NY, USA |
| Occupation | Grad Student |
| Known Relatives | David Sorelli (father), Irene (mother) |
| Significant Other | None currently |
| Known Abilities | ??? |
| First Appearance | 30 minutes or less |
Karolina Sorelli. Friendly graduate student/research assistant at NYU. She enjoys boys, girls (but only that one time in Sophomore year so far), unicorns, happy thoughts, pizza, and last but not least kittens. Oh and puppies.
History
Kara seems to have had a fairly quiet life. She was born in the Village and has lived there all of her life with her parents and several generations of pets. She's never bothered learning how to drive. She likes cute things.
Eventually she attended college and now she's studying Biochemistry at NYU as a grad student, doing research work and eagerly awaiting her first semester of teaching undergraduate courses, FANTASTICO!
Timeline
- July 26, 1984 - Born in Greenwich Village.
- June 1995 - Her beloved cat Bootsie dies of old age. Sad. :(
- December 1999 - Derek Pomeroy tried to kiss her without permission while skating at 30 Rockefeller Plaza. She pushed him over and left. EXCITING.
- August 2002 - She's a clerk at a local grocery store during an armed robbery. She's literally scared stiff during the whole thing, but afterwards refuses therapy to deal with the residual feelings.
- September 2002 - She starts college.
- May 2007 - She graduates from NYU with a degree in Chemistry.
Quotes
- "Hardly… I would have just called the cops. Do I look like someone who would confront a mugger?" "Don't laugh, but I thought I saw a kitten getting chased by a stray dog… And I happen to like kittens." - to George
- *yarf* - after she witnessed a body hitting pavement from a couple hundred foot drop. Dinner that day: spicy beef nachos.






