Laurence Miles | |
Portrayed By | Mark Pellegrino |
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Gender | Male |
Date of Birth | December 15th |
Age | 42 |
Zodiac Sign | Sagittarius |
Aliases | Carl Saquine, Loz, Roscoe Peregrino |
Place of Birth | Indiana, USA |
Current Location | New York City |
Occupation | Police Consultant, former SSA (BAU) |
Known Relatives | Dr. Jeff (father), Madeline (mother, deceased), Rose (sister, younger) |
Significant Other | Formerly Jocelyn (ex-wife) |
Known Abilities | ??? |
First Appearance | If She Doesn't Scare You |

Former SSA Laurence Miles is back on cases serving as a consultant for various departments. His sudden retirement after a ground-breaking undercover case is still talk in some stations, as well as the state it left its agent in. What's the truth? Well, when do we ever get the truth.

History
The career of Dr. Jeff Miles was definitely going places; he was trusted and respected on every level in every psychiatrist office across the country. So it made not a blip on the radar when he okayed his schizophrenic patient, Madeline Addison, for being let out of the hospital. There were some heads turned when the two began dating months later (actually earlier, but they hid it well), but it became generally accepted because, hey, Dr. Miles knew what he was doing. For a while there, home-life was even normal.
Then, unto the two, a son was born. He was dubbed Laurence and became Madeline’s pride and joy in a world she didn’t trust. It was certainly an interesting upbringing – psychoanalysis on one side, and paranoid delusions about conspiracies on the other. The boy turned out to be quite likable, however, and he excelled in getting along in school. He did well in testing because of his memorization skills – eidetic, they’d later note – but took interest in very little of the actual class material.
For a short while, there was interest in extracurricular activities, and a foray into cooking classes, but eventually Laurence would always give into the need to be home and watch after his mother. She was constantly troubled, but her psychiatrist husband seemed lax to accept there was anything going on that he couldn’t handle. Still young and optimistic, Laurence believed him to know best.
During this time, there was also born to the family a daughter. She was Rose, and she took a lot less to tests and a lot more to parties. This would come out even more when Laurence and Rose both attended the same college with him majoring in Philosophy and her in Spanish, but mostly fraternization. Her wild socialization led her to eventually introduce her brother to one of her friends, a woman named Jocelyn. The two hit it off, staying up late and talking about grand plans for the future while Laurence beat her at Scattergories.
Graduating from Notre Dame was respectable, and a major step in life, where after he spent a year interning for a professor so he could stay close to the school. This was because the next step was to propose to Jocelyn as she closed up her junior year. She didn’t accept until three days later when her finals were over.
The next year, and then two more after that, Laurence began work at a law office of a friend of Jocelyn’s. She showed up after she graduated to also work there. Towards the end of the third year, however, it was becoming obvious that Laurence needed something more active in his lifestyle. So, under Jocelyn’s encouragement, he applied to the FBI while she continued to pursue deskwork in law. Getting accepted into the Bureau put some strain on him in the form of what to tell his mother who was fiercely against government of any kind. He decided not to say anything. Meanwhile, Rose was living off her father’s money and wondering whether or not she should go back to school for teaching. In all her expansive free time, she generously decided she was going to help Jocelyn plan the wedding that was now years overdue.
So, Laurence and Jocelyn were finally married and life seemed to be set. She was succeeding as a prosecutor who worked a lot of charity cases on the side, and he was proving to be a successful agent. His ability to get confessions and anticipate criminal movement put him in somewhat of a spotlight until he was extended an invitation to join the Behavioral Analysis Unit in Quantico.
This change was sure to mean a dramatic alteration, even if only in that he’d be moving out of state for the first time. This meant a lot less time to visit home and check in on his mother, whom he remained close to. He decided to tell her the truth about why he was going away. A month after his celebrated move, Madeline committed suicide. Laurence and his father had one more argument about why he hadn’t readmitted her and then never spoke again.
Laurence’s behavior changed markedly after that – though any agent in the business would attest that this line of duty would change anyone. Since his performance never decreased, it was never brought to much attention. The only person who remained wholly affected was wife Jocelyn. She grew more and more distant from her suddenly serious husband. After five years of a good career, it came out that she was cheating on him and they went through an uncomplicated divorce.
His work continued on from there, but with his increasing detachment concerning superiors. Despite the display, he only seemed to be getting even better at his work. So when a huge opportunity arose, they opted to send Laurence into deep cover to one of the worst criminal nests they’d ever gotten a tip into.
The assignment lasted three years. Most of the paperwork wasn’t ever completely filled out to the best extent, leaving everyone else to wonder over the office water cooler what really happened out there.
What was most obvious from the get-go was that Laurence was a once again changed man. The oddest part was that he seemed to be… lighter-hearted. Ultimately, it made as much sense as what would come next. After four months of the most superb work he had ever displayed, Laurence suddenly retired. In the books, his blow-off of the required psych evals after returning would be made into part of the reason for his departure; in the minds of his peers, the undercover assignment always remained the key.
Retirement saw Laurence well, possibly more back like himself than people even understood. With Rose having sided with Jocelyn on the divorce, and him still withholding communication with his father, he was essentially on his own to pursue what he wanted. This turned out to be all those studies he hadn’t taken as a younger man when family demanded all that attention. He became an excellent cook, gardener, and took to making plans to do a whole heck of a lot of travel.
Things rarely go as planned, however, and Laurence was to get a call from an old friend in Rhode Island. He said that the BAU hadn’t been able to take their case and he would just kill for a good consultant. Laurence told him he’d come – the sacrificial kill could happen afterward. They solved the case ( the cop didn’t kill anyone after all, but he did pass on a good word ). After that, Laurence’s happy retirement was systematically interrupted by ‘small favors’. Despite constant harassment that someone owes him this or that much more for tasks achieved, he has yet to actually invoice anyone.

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October | ||
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It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | If She Doesn't Scare You | NYPD Interrogation Room |
![]() 5th: Someone hires a consultant and then forgets to come around for him. He takes the time doing character studies of Disney characters until Detective Maggie Powers shows up to sort out his nonsense. They talk to each other and he gets himself a chance to view the case tapes. Free Snickers bars in the Interrogation Room. Best time to get arrested ever. |
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It was | With the | In the |
Alexandra Laurie and Sydney | It's Society's Way | Pub |
![]() 10th: Laurie is regaling some of the NY off-duty officers when an article about inmate reform breezes by. He cannot help but be intrigued - and then tempted into pushing all of Therapist Sydney's buttons until he finally gets called out for something he wasn't actually doing. Since this involved Mugger Victim No.2 also getting antsy, the confrontation stopped there. But he marked the moment. |
January | ||
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It was | With the | In the |
Georgia and Laurie and Maggie | One Question Too Many | Roscoe's Chicken And Waffles |
11th: It seems nobody told Laurie to leave after the Tabula case, so he springs his company on Detective Maggie Powers and her unhappy witness The Single Mom and manages to weasel a single question out of the conversation. That's apparently all he wanted. When he seems to drift off into his own head, he's left to his own devices, and that's probably just for the best. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Mandy | Looking For Blue Skies | Frozen Lake |
![]() 17th: Suspecting that The Acid Killer would eventually begin trying to get close to the investigation, Laurie follows her and Detective Maggie Powers to the lake scene. He gets involved in the game, but turns things around by diving in to rescue the red-riding detective. Mandy gets a bullet, but away. |
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It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Stay Here And Get Better | Hospital Room |
Detective Maggie Powers wakes up in the hospital with a few questions as to what's been going on. Laurie offers her a white chocolate lollipop and only some of those answers. Though she's forced to stay on in the hospital to get better, he's thoughtful enough to send her work to her. And he gets back to his. | ||
February | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Joe Parker | Doing Something About Mental Health | NYPD Bullpen |
18th: It seems that some people want Detective Maggie Powers to conform to having a psych eval after her experiences (including an oft ignored Officer Parker), but Laurie is not among those believers. Instead, he thinks the detective should follow him to an interrogation for a case she's been taken off of. | ||
March | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Wild World | Consultant's Apartment |
![]() 7th: When a confessing suspect walks right into the station, Detective Maggie Powers calls on Laurie at his own police-provided home. He shows more interest in his upside-down cake than listening, but he manages. They both get the information that the suspect has been flagged as a terrorist and could be taken from custody. |
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It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Be-w-affled | Artstore |
25th: There's a chance meeting at the illicit bookstore Detective Maggie Powers is buying too many supplies from. It is chance, isn't it? Laurie's reason for being there takes a usual turn for the strange when the waffle truck shows up and he convinces his companion to indulge in a WMD. There's some disagreement about whether or not Detective Maggie Powers is spontaneous or not. | ||
April | ||
Crime Sage: FISH | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Fishing, Overboard, Catch | NYPD Bullpen |
Part One April 2nd: Everybody at the station thinks Laurie's about to be fired, but a case of a dead girl in the river shifts focus. Detective Maggie Powers goes to investigate only to discover that someone else has been there before her doing the same thing. She has her suspicions. That are correct. But first she'll have to find him. | ||
Part Two Laurie's methods are less than standard, but they get them their first suspect who becomes stubborn in questioning. After pulling what information she can, Detective Maggie Powers corners the consultant in the Evidence room to tell him exactly how she feels about his behavioral behavior. He makes a promise he doesn't think he'll have to keep. | ||
Part Three The hunt for the second suspect, and real killer, leads the team to a karaoke bar. In order to make the perp reveal himself, Laurie comes up with a peculiar idea. When it works, Detective Maggie Powers is forced to chase down the runner and face her old fears in the form of the New York river system. Though it's Laurie who ends up in the water, he maybe doesn't end up fired. Or transferred. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Somebody's Watching Me | NYPD Bullpen |
April 11th: Laurie has a desk, and it's not a really terrible one either; it's also directly across from Detective Maggie Powers' desk. At this point, she has to start wondering who at the station hates her. Instead, a strange present makes her wonder who outside of the station likes her a little too much. Although she wants to go take the pictures to evidence, she's distracted by the invasion of her privacy by an unknown factor inciting an invasion of privacy by the one who is not really anymore known but does have a desk across from hers. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Lovers Quarrel | Alley, Suspect's Apartment |
April 13th: When a man ends up beaten, stabbed, and carelessly dumped in the dumpster of an alley that's been yet meticulously cleaned… the police get a little suspicious. On the call, Detective Maggie Powers gets a weird feeling from the scene and consults with consultant Laurie to make sure he does, too. Since he's also eating a sandwich at a crime scene, it's safe to say he can inform her about the way weird works. He cannot, however, go through an entire questioning of a suspect without insulting the man and almost provoking attack. Contrary to how it looks, he keeps his promise. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Joe Parker | Of The Frying Pan, And Into The Fire | Apartment of Maggie Powers |
Part One April 14th: There's a party at Detective Maggie Powers' place, but she doesn't remember inviting any of these people. One of them is Joe Parker from the office, whose unrequited feelings have come to a head but not culminated in stalking — he's only been lead astray by the real culprit, who takes out the off-duty officer to get to his one true love. She has a few words to say on the matter. She also has a frying pan, but it doesn't exactly hit its mark so much as Laurie's nose. He's amused until he isn't and Detective Maggie Powers is given a time-out. | ||
Part Two There's still a stalker to deal with, however, and this one's taken to the roof. Following him up, Detective Maggie Powers is armed only with someone else's weapon and her own sense of justice. When this is challenged, she manages to pull the trigger but not condemn the man. Her own compassion nearly is her undoing until Laurie arrives to remind her that she's not alone in this. Nor is she to blame. Or allowed to ice his nose. | ||
VOLUME IV
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Laurie and Maggie | Cake Or Death | NYPD Gym |
April 24th: Staying in shape is important, especially when your job is hunting down criminals. Detective Maggie Powers does so by throwing punches at the gym; Laurie the consultant does so by eating cake. They switch it up when she has some cake and he throws her some punches. Things take a second turn when an accidentally well-placed hit sees Laurie pulling a knife during a fist-fight. Though it isn't any walls' fault, he still takes his anger out on one after Detective Maggie Powers leaves. | ||
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Laurie and Maggie and Sydney | Looking In The Face Of Death | Therapist's Office |
April 26th: Doctor Sydney Falkland has the dubious task of okaying both Detective Maggie Powers and Laurie for work. The sessions take a turn for the parallel when both touch on the consultant's inability to act in a responsible, police-accepted manner; it's hinted that one should keep an eye on the other. As to everything else, the game of poking at the therapist is still a'foot. | ||
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Laurie and Maggie | Curiouser And Curiouser | NYPD Evidence Locker |
| A while back, somebody was looking into a box of evidence for apparently no reason. In order to suss out this reason, Detective Maggie Powers returns to the scene of the occurence only to be interrupted by the file-perpetrator Laurie attempting to find a peaceful place to read his opera libretto. Detective Maggie Powers has some questions for him, instead. Three guesses as to if he answers them outright, and the first two don't count. | ||
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Laurie and Maggie and Sam | A-S-T-O-N-I-S-H | NYPD Gym |
Laurie is not Detective Maggie Powers but he does fit at her desk. Sam Wright arrives to question whether he fits well in those jeans, however. The man is not more or less interesting than a book of too-easy crosswords puzzles until the Real Detective Maggie Powers shows up to rather strongly react to his appearance. Somehow in all this made-for-TV drama, he still manages to finish the crossword puzzles. Laurie says they're partners. | ||
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Laurie and Maggie | Heads Will Roll | Case of the Riverside Bodies |
April 29th: Deja vu on the waterside, and Detective Maggie Powers gives a ring to the other familiar party to come have a look. Plenty of skulls are found, cliche imagery reproduced, and there's a small but colorful reveal of Laurie riding in on his extremely green motorcycle. The fun ends when a call comes in that there is shooting in Battery Park. Since he is not okayed to carry a weapon, the consultant is not invited to attend. | ||
May | ||
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Laurie and Maggie and Matt and Sam | Do-It-Yourself | NYPD Bullpen |
May 1st: Detective Maggie Powers has a way with a hammer — and it isn't a quiet one. Perturbed, Detective Personal Leave goes to talk to her and catch up on some casefiles. Unperturbed, Laurie arrives to only vaguely talk to either of them and then not give anyone any casefiles. Perturbing, Sam shows up and by the power of his own smirk causes everyone else to leave. Laurie's privacy is invaded. Twice. He may or may not have something concern-worthy in his desk drawer. | ||
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Laurie and Maggie and Kris | Worth The Price We Pay | Dispatch Offices, Consultant's Apartment |
May 2nd: Someone's doing an investigation off the books, and it's Detective Maggie Powers. Her curiosity takes her to the desk of one Kristina, former FBI handler. From her mouth, it sounds like Laurence Miles was not always the way he was — and she puts much of the blame on his superiors at the time. Continued curiosity sees Detective Maggie Powers intercepting a mysterious text, which she goes to Laurie's apartment to see about. He gives her questions, one straight answer, a request, and lasagna. Guess which was the best. Also, they're partners. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Vincent, Roscoe | Hello Darkness | Cafe, Garage |
May 3rd: It's been six years since Vincenzo Salvatore and Laurie have seen each other. Six years since Vincenzo Salvatore was sent to jail for his crimes thanks to Laurie's undercover work. Six years that Vincenzo Salvatore has imagined and plotted Laurie's death by his own hands. It's six months that he gives him to enjoy his life and friends before they are, one by one, stripped from him. It's two months that Vincenzo Salvatore is given by Laurie to prepare this plan before he swears to take him down. It's one name that makes this serious. | ||
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Laurie and Maggie and Gigi and Sam | Fortune Favours The Bold | NYPD Bullpen |
![]() May 5th: A meeting is being concluded over what's to be done about witness statements gotten from the Battery Park shooting. Sammy goes to make a phone call, Detective New Stuff makes a statement and then a fangirl out of herself, Kris makes a phone call into Detective Maggie Powers, who talks about Laurie behind his back while he reads his own fortune. Later, Chinese food is refused which, really, should not be excused. |
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Laurie and Maggie and Sydney | Couples Counseling | Therapist's Office |
May 7th: It's session number one for Laurie and Detective Maggie Powers, but after answering that he'd like some tea, there's very little cooperation from one of them. Doctor Sydney Falkland has a few poignant remarks to make before everyone gets fed up and leaves. They're also dismissed, but it really could've gone either way. | ||
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Laurie and Maggie | Driven Together | Lady's Car |
The drive back from therapy ends up with more revelations than the session itself, including that Laurie is a terrible passenger, Detective Maggie Powers is a careful driver, and they both have things they still aren't willing to say to each other. One of the consultant's games comes back around on him, however, when his partner proves to have more insight on him than he suspected. It isn't hard to guess how. | ||
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Laurie and Sam | FBI's Most Wanted | Warehouse |
As if being waylaid while trying to make a coffee run isn't bad enough, Laurie gets waylaid by no less than the FBI. To his complete lack of surprise, Sam Wright reveals himself as an agent — and his purpose to get the consultant to return to his old ways in the criminal underground to cure a small lack of evidence problem. He gets an answer. | ||
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Laurie | The Mark We Make | NYPD Bullpen |
It's time to say goodbye to his partner — the therapist just gets a letter — but the words aren't coming quite as easy. After some waffling on the subject, and on his decision to go undercover, he decides to go about it the way he always has: with a quote. We are none of us alone. |
UNDERCOVER OPERATION
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Roscoe and Aedan | Taking Names And Kicking Asses | Nightclub Basement |
May 11th: Freshly a free man, mafia enforcer Roscoe shows up at an old Italian haunt to find it infested with Irishmen. He goes about the laborious process of exterminating them from the property when a slight question of strength of numbers results in a stand-off which ends in an offer to join the gang. And get minions. The minions are really the deal-breaker. | ||
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Maggie and Roscoe and Aedan and Sam | Flashpoint | Warehouse Alley Shootout |
May 14th: Cops get a tip on the location of an illegal drug operation going down, which would be great except not only are hostages taken but the guy moving drugs in the back is Roscoe. To prevent more than one awkward situation, he sets the warehouse and drugs on fire and takes off out the back. A brief pursuit by Detective Maggie Powers could've ended worse, even though it robs him of something important anyway. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Amy and Roscoe and Sydney | Boyscout Gone Wild | Gang hideout |
After losing product and almost getting shot by cops, Roscoe is not a happy camper and he lets his slow-moving compatriots know he feels about this by tossing a chair into their midsts. After the room clears, the Blonde Hostage approaches to offer her nursing skills for his cuts from the window-jump. On the sly, he slips her a present. | ||
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Maggie and Roscoe | I Am Connected | Montage |
May 20th Sometimes, two people continue affecting each other even when they are apart. Detective Maggie Powers and Roscoe lead very different lives, but as things run their course, it seems inevitable that they will eventually coincide. Until then, they are just two of billions under the same sky. | ||
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Fred and Roscoe | All The Wrong Questions | Gang Hideout |
May 26th It's time for Guy Shrink to get his less than daily exercise, and it falls to Roscoe to make sure he gets it. Which means that less exercising and more obligatory letting him out into the hallway happens. Also, the guy fails to break the mold of predictable therapist behavior so the enforcer obliges by being a predictable thug and punching him a good one. | ||
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Maggie and Roscoe and O'Meara | Mary Mary Quite Contrary | Nightclub |
May 30th Crooked cop Mary comes by to tell the beat on the street, but he has a few contrary words to say in Roscoe's presence while the enforcer is attempting to run a card game with a bunch of civilized gentlemen. After a couple of seeming tapes are handed over, he kindly bids the rat farewell. The two are both aware that they're headed towards having this out. But this time O'Meara leaves, less aware that he's been followed. | ||
June | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Sam | Good Bad Or Ugly | Undisclosed Backroom |
June 3rd Eventually, something's going to have to be done about O'Meara and his information leakage at the police station. Agent Sam Wright and his asset have differing opinions about what that should be. In the end, typical police work takes a second seat to a sneakier style. The whole thing has Laurie remembering a time when a different dirty cop was also his problem. | ||
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Laurie and Maggie and O'Meara | Breathe In, Breathe Out | Dock 23 |
June 4th A deal's going down. O'Meara's blackmail of undercover consultant Laurie has them meeting at a shady dock in the middle of the night. But as Detective Maggie Powers gets close enough, a strange change of mind sees O'Meara shooting his intended blackmailee instead. When the resulting gunfire settles, the two partners are able to reunite… just in time for one to stop breathing … By some twist, Laurie revives long enough for Detective Maggie Powers to become Emergency Surgeon Maggie Powers, followed by a stubborn debate as to how the situation should be handled, and a round with some handcuffs. No one says goodbye. | ||
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Laurie and Sydney | You Had Me In Stitches | Warehouse Cell |
There's some maintenance required after being shot up and sliced up, and Laurie turns to Blonde Hostage to do it with a randomly found needle in a warehouse. While they chat, some truths are revealed via emotions that are usually so well under taps — though they are more complicated even than that. When it's time to go, he becomes Roscoe again, but not before informing the shrink of his intentions towards her well-being. | ||
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Laurie and Maggie and Officers Lopez and Parker | The Proof Of The Porn Is In The Viewing | O'Meara's Apartment |
June 13th A guy's dead but his baggage is still around. An unfortunate round of extremely fateful timing puts Laurie and Detective Maggie Powers searching the Dead Dirty Detective's apartment simultaneously. And even they do it after the Feds. Which makes it even more relevant that there is still proof to be found. Laurie does not get any porn, however; he tosses himself out a window after giving the still living detective a present and a sentiment. | ||
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Roscoe and Vasha | Barnes Opening | Yacht |
June 18th It would seem that An Old Friend is already up to his old tricks, so Roscoe takes it upon himself to make sure his old boss' plans are going just right. In doing so, he discovers a few things about The Hire and asks that a particular message be sent along so that everyone's on the same page. | ||
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Maggie and Roscoe and Roberto | Dirty Dancing | Nightclub |
June 19th Nights at the club are usually relaxing, but Roscoe doesn't remember making the new hire who climbs onto his chair. She would've been dismissed but for an urging by Crazy Boss that has her climbing into the club owner's lap, instead. Thus inspired, Roscoe carries the (not very) dancer away only for the veil to fall so that Laurie and Detective Maggie Powers can discuss the once-again spectacle The Acid Killer has made of herself. Help is promised. | ||
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Laurie and Maggie | A Recipe For Justice | Cop's Apartment |
June 24th Laurie gave his word that he'd get a hold of Detective Maggie Powers and he certainly does that — by way of her fire-escape and a less necessary phone call. Because she lets him in, he makes her dinner and they simultaneously mix peanut butter and killing theories. But no one gets to enjoy the food when work interferes. Nobody ever told Laurie not to take phone-calls at the table, clearly. | ||
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Laurie | A Day To Stop | Hospital Room |
June 29th The events of this scene take place after the ones below it. After being scolded out by his partner, in the hospital no less, Laurie is further scolded out by an old friend — the very doctor who operated on him that fateful last day of his former assignment. The old verbal circles are revisited. As it turns out, neither of them got what they wanted. | ||
July | ||
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Laurie and Maggie | The Inquiry, Part 1, 2, 3, 4 | Internal Affairs |
July 1st For those who thought job interviews were intimidating — well, it's not like the IA's going to get to Laurie any better. Through a series of roundabout answers, and a more than twisted timeline of flashbacks, some of the answers are brought to light about how Laurie and Detective Maggie Powers got into this situation. And that situation is The Acid Killer. | ||
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Laurie and Sydney | Some Reprieve | Solitary Confinement |
July 5th A return to the land of gangs is not triumphant, but it does bring with it some small comfort for Dr. Sydney Falkland when Laurie takes it upon himself to liberate her from her solitary confinement. Both of them have scars to bear and it's, perhaps, through this that they are able to connect even in silence. It's hardly a good idea to stay, but he does. Until she's asleep. | ||
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Laurie and Sam | Everybody's Fine | Phone call |
July 6th Through one of those requested frequent but, through his own choice completely unscheduled, check-ins, Laurie catches Agent Sam Wright outside of work to talk about work. It would seem that the asset has had enough of the FBI's constant blocking him on releasing the hostages and he'd like his handler to know that he's taking things into his own hands. Considerate of him, really. | ||
It was | In the | With the |
Amy and Fred and Laurie and Sydney | Psychoanalyze That | Great Escape |
Slipping away from the other gang members, Laurie makes good on his small note to Dr. Sydney Falkland by showing up to take her, Other Therapist, and Man Therapist out for their walk — straight out the door and into a car that will take them into the protective custody of the law. He is not, however, going with them. And that doesn't sit well with one of the former hostages, nor bode especially well either. | ||
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Maggie and Roscoe and Irish gang | The Black Spot | Japanese warehouse |
… Upon his return to what was supposed to be an easy grab job where no one would miss him, Roscoe finds he's being called out thanks to the gang's acquisition of a certain snooping Detective Maggie Powers. His maneuvers to keep the detective alive are hindered by bad attitudes all around, and Detective Maggie Powers taking a pot-shot at one. When she's eventually wrestled outside, it doesn't seem like things will be the same inside anymore. | ||
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Brayden and Roscoe and Roberto | The Fallout | Irish hideout |
… it all culminates in a public gang trial as Crazy Boss demands the return of his precious hostages at first taking aim at Calvert before turning his sights on Roscoe when the crew — and certain vindictive kneecap-less members — find reason to count up all of the enforcer's suspicious actions since joining. When it gets down to threats, the truth comes out. Or does it. Either way, Roscoe's losing some privileges. | ||
It was | In the | With the |
Laurie and Jocelyn | Yesterday | Memories |
July 18th When once upon a time, everything seemed to be aligned, it's only natural to think back about what it was that caused it all to fall apart. There are two sides to every story, but they come to the same conclusion. And a man who was together is now alone — but the beginning of a new day gives him something back even so. | ||
It was | In the | With the |
Roscoe and Roberto | Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah | Solitary Cell |
July 26th After three weeks with only himself for company, Roscoe doesn't make the greatest second first impression on his would-be boss. Less than cooperative, he seems to be on a fast track to being gunned down in the same prison cell, but his isn't the only mind working against Crazy Boss that day. A group effort pulls the psychopath away from his intentions after he's unable to get Roscoe to come around in his own special way. | ||
August | ||
It was | In the | With the |
Maggie and Laurie and Robin and Roberto and Hanners | Shakedown | Burning warehouse |
August 3rd A quickly escalating situation reaches its literal boiling point when someone sets off an explosion at the Irish headquarters while the Irish are still inside — and the police are just outside. Blasts in every direction force Laurie and his former partner Detective Maggie Powers together again and they are reunited in the wake of a phoenix fire. Having his instructions and intentions defied ends up relieving Laurie of a fast fall into a fiery fate. Oh, and the FBI might not be so ready to let go. |
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It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Sydney | Live Your Life | Therapist's Residence |
August 8th As it turns out, Laurie isn't a figment of Dr. Sydney Falkland's imagination. Showing up at the therapist's doorstep, the out of work consultant suggests he come by again to help with some of the obviously needed house-repairs. He's bribed right before that with hugs and pie, though, so the outcome could still be biased. In return, he leaves her with some sunshine, some advice, and a permanent loan on a leather jacket. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Lizzie and Sydney | Playing House | Therapist's Residence |
August 11th It would seem that Laurie is becoming a fairly frequent fixture in the brownstone — but nobody remembered the tell Princess Roomate. After a close-call with some Italian cooking and a cookie sheet not being used properly, the three engage in some conversation about the house and references to rooms not being used properly. When alone, Dr. Sydney Falkland attempts to make things personal. Then some comic books aren't used properly. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Sydney | Waste of Paint | Therapist's Residence |
August 14th As promised, the consultant does so in regards to some of the walls of Dr. Sydney Falkland's residence. But an attempt at painting achieves less progress on the wall than it does on the painters. Grade school level reasoning is applied to the play-fighting; bothering you means I like you. Before that can be explored further, Detective Maggie Powers calls to say she'd like Laurie instead. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Xerox, X-Rated, Exceptionless | New York |
There's been a crime like another crime before. Having been previously called in on the assignment of nine years ago, Laurie provides consultation for the NYPD — but mostly Detective Maggie Powers now. It's more than that when the situation calls for several telling instances, some rules to be bent, a visit to a insightful serial killer, and triple-decker cake. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Excursion | Central Park |
After the instances of insightfulness, it's decided that Laurie is going to be kidnapped by Detective Maggie Powers, whose maniacal plans include luring him with candy and then leading him to a heavily populated and widely known location where they are spotted by several dozen witnesses laughing like children and rolling about in the dirt. The rolling comes to an abrupt stop, however, when a pressure point is touched. And touched. Laurie isn't supposed to be exercising. | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Gartland and Schaffer and Charlies Sales | X Marks The Spot | Metropolitan Correctional Center |
August 17th… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Repercussions | Outside MCC |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Absolution | Maggie's Apartment |
August 24th … | ||
~It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Lizzie and Sydney and Roberto | Curtain Call | Sydney's Brownstone |
August 31st … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | The Epilogue | Outside Sydney's Brownstone |
… | ||
September | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Dayton and Roland and Gartland | Pooled | The Standard |
September 8th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Teresa and Melissa and Mrs. Roland and Channings and Dayton and Gartland | Wavelength | The Standard |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Rookie | Tidal | Police Station |
September 9th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Teresa and Melissa | Washed Up | Streets of NY |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Dayton and … | Depths | The Standard |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Hotel Staff | As You Live And Breathe | The Standard Pool |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Make Me Crazy | Hotel Room |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Nothing In Defense | Hotel Room |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and FBI | And Nothing But | Police Station |
September 21st … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Officer Hamm | The Slave of Duty | Flashback |
Flashback style | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Kotowski and Jordan and Parker | One Minute | Outside church |
September 25th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Jocelyn and Dr. Francis | Is There An End | Hospital |
September 26th … | ||
October | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Home Sweet Threatened | Consultant's Apartment |
October 4th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Appetite | ZABAR's Cafe |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Reader | Maggie's Apartment |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Wash Out | Maggie's Apartment |
October 5th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | The Destination | Maggie's Bathroom |
… | ||
November | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Dr. Miles | The Rabbit Hole | Psychiatric Facility |
November 28th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Dr. Miles | Alice's Looking Glass | Psychiatric Facility |
November 29th … | ||
December | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | One Flew Over | Psychiatric Facility |
December 2nd … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Dr. Miles | Very Merry UnBirthday | Psychiatric Facility |
December 15th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Follow The White Rabbit | Psychiatric Hallway |
December 16th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Dr. Miles | The Italian Ladies Sing | Psychiatric Facility |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Jocelyn and Nina | Free As A Bird | Outside Psychiatric Facility |
December 21st … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Freeway | The Freeway / Laurie's Third Home |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Party | Looking For A Christmas Miracle | O'Brien's |
December 22nd … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie | Let's Fly Away | Airplane |
December 23rd … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Tobias and Wyoming | Into The West | Cheyenne Police Station |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Tobias | Cowboys & Aliens | Echo, Wyoming |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Tobias and Forresters and Sheriff and Petunia | This Town Actually Is Big Enough For The Two Of Us | Forrester Ranch |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and John and Petunia and Jackie and Bear | There Was A Bear | Wildlife Center, Ranch |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Tobias and Police Team and Petunia | Tracking | Echo |
December 24th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Tobias and Petunia | Blazing Trails | Cabin |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Tobias and Petunia and Hunters | Hunting Hunters Hunted | Woods |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Alice and Petunia | Eye Of The Storm | Woods |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Petunia | Beyond Missing Persons | Forrester Ranch |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Petunia | Unwrapped Gifts | Kids' Room |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Petunia | Maggie and Laurie Save Christmas | Ranch |
December 25th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Forresters and Tobias | Maybe The Best Of Things | Hospital Room |
… | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Kotowski and Jordan | Home | NYPD |
December 26th … |
January | ||
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It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Rose and Jocelyn and Kotowski and Jordan | What Are You Doing New Year's Eve | Waldorf-Astoria Ballroom |
January 1st … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Rose and Ben and Jocelyn and Baker | Fresh Start New Faces | NYPD |
January 3rd … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Audience | Hot For Teacher | Auditorium |
February 8th … | ||
It was | With the | In the |
Laurie and Maggie and Punks | An Education | Hallway |
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Psych Eval
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April 26th Session // Dr. Sydney Falkland Behavioural consultant Laurence Miles is unusual, unorthodox, and unstable in my estimation. He admitted to several infractions on the job and insisted these ought to be included in ‘the book’ as a mode of operation. Further, he avoided discussing himself at every corner, choosing instead to push me for information on my life. He noted my own personal disappearance, played with my Kinder Surprise toys (as strewn on my desk) and looked over my credentials. All-in-all I shouldn’t have cleared him for duty, yet somehow I feel that he could be a good contributor to the NYPD and he and Detective Powers seem to get results. I’ve recommended (and he has agreed) to weekly therapy and sessions with Det. Powers.
May 7th Joint Session // Dr. Sydney Falkland The pair appear to get results and do a good job working together. Detective Powers is particularly effective at keeping things by-the-book while Miles’ unconventional approach is more extreme and at times harder to take. I recommend they continue working together and continue with monthly sessions; communication between the pair appears to be an issue.

Hooks
For teh roleplayz
FBI WANTED » Laurence worked in the Bureau offices for three years before transferring to the Behavioral Analysis Unit in Quantico. Before the psych eval that reportedly caused his retirement, he had a fantastic record.
CRIMINAL MINDS » Three years undercover saw him meeting a lot of criminals, not to mention becoming the chief enforcer at the right-hand of Vincenzo Salvatore in his mafia empire that had a firm grip on all underground dealings in New York for years before their eventual fall at the hands of the FBI agent in disguise. Contact Vincent
PSYCHOTHERAPY » His father is a highly respected and well-known psychiatrist who has traveled to various other hospitals to give talks and promote his book. In those circles, the name would likely be familiar. Also, Laurie's files have recently been passed on to Sydney in order to have his official police evaluation done. It was not a shining record, but he passed (sort of).
FAMOUS FACES » See Mafia. Since Laurence's undercover work became public knowledge, it's made him somewhat of a celebrity, so far with the majority of people taking his side as to the wrong-handling of the case shown by the FBI. This has resulted in a lot of turmoil in the FBI ranks, as well as a large pay-out that's made Laurence even more famous for being a now much wealthier man.
Relationships
Profiles
“Whenever you're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude.”
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Doctor Sydney FalklandClearly, they are meant to be. |
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The Acid KillerDECEASED. |
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Undercover
“Some of the bravest and the best men of all the world, certainly in law enforcement, have made their contributions while they were undercover.”
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Trivia
- He's got an eidetic memory. Eidetic or photographic memory is popularly defined as the ability to recall images, sounds, or objects in memory with extreme accuracy and in abundant volume.
- This thing of beauty is Laurie's custom motorcycle.
- The motorcycle has since been in an accident. (5-02-10)
- The motorcycle has since been repaired. (5-08-10)
- Maggie has been a passenger.
- Laurie seems to have an active appetite. He can be seen snacking in a good number of his scenes. Reference The Vending Machine for a complete log.
- He has, reportedly, been claimed as Maggie's Sweetums.
- There has been fanfiction written about Laurie/Maggie.
Rumors
- Laurie never sleeps.
- Laurie owns an infinite amount of shirts (some of them livelier than others)
- Laurie has a tattoo — and it's not on his upper body.
- Laurie always has candy.
Quotation Game |
- "Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
- Ambrose Bierce (used in profile)
- "Trust the instinct to the end, though you can render no reason."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson - If She Doesn't Scare You
- "Teachers must learn how to teach … they need only to be taught more effective ways of teaching."
- B.F. Skinner - It's Society's Way (as a show of knowledge)
- "The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others."
- Aesop - One Question Too Many
- "How can I be useful, of what service can I be?"
- Vincent van Gogh - Looking For Blue Skies
- "The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."
- Joseph Conrad - Stay Here and Get Better
- "To preserve health is a moral and religious duty, for health is the basis of all social virtues. We can no longer be useful when we are not well."
- Samuel Johnson - Stay Here and Get Better
- "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"
- Albert Einstein - Doing Something About Mental Health
- "Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere."
- Albert Einstein - Somebody's Watching Me
- "It is a cursed evil to any man to become as absorbed in any subject as I am in mine."
- Charles Darwin - Lover's Quarrel
- "Take hope from the heart of man and you make him the beast of prey."
- Marie Louise De La Ramee - And Into The Fire
- "In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments; there are consequences."
- Robert Green Ingersoll - Cake Or Death
- "… We pay as dearly for our triumphs as we do for our defeats."
- Bruce Barton - Cake Or Death
- "Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need."
- Voltaire - Looking In The Face Of Death
- "Our duty is to be useful not according to our desires, but according to our powers."
- Henri Frédéric Amiel - Looking In The Face Of Death
- "And at any price, I will do my duty."
- The Pirates of Penzance - Looking In The Face Of Death
- "Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune…"
- Hamlet - Heads Will Roll
- "But how can you know what you want, till you get what you want, and you see if you like it?"
- Into The Woods - Worth The Price We Pay
- "An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field."
- Niels Bohr - Fortune Favors The Bold
- "Three, you will come for monthly appointments along with Detective Powers. This is solely for me. I feel that your partnership makes for a fascinating case study and beyond that I believe there's something to be learned about police work."
- Sydney Falkland - Couples Counseling
- "Duty duty must be done, the rules applies to everyone."
- Pirates of Penzance- FBI's Most Wanted
- "Every abuse ought to be reformed, unless the reform is more dangerous than the abuse itself."
- Voltaire - The Mark We Make (in a note to Sydney)
- "I am open — to the guidance of synchronicity, and — do not let expectations hinder my path."
- Dalai Lama - Breathe Out
- "The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy."
- Meryl Streep - You Had Me In Stitches
- "Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike."
- Romeo and Juliet - The Inquiry, Part 3
- "To weep is to make less the depth of grief."
- King Henry The Sixth - Some Reprieve
The Vending Machine |
Scene | Food Reference |
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If She Doesn't Scare You | Snickers |
It's Society's Way | He has a drink, and peanuts |
One Question Too Many | He mentions cooking |
Looking For Blue Skies | There is no food in this scene! |
Stay Here And Get Better | Strawberry lollipop |
Doing Something About Mental Health | Triscuits |
Wild World | He is baking an upside-down cake |
Be(w)affled | Waffle of Massive Deliciousness |
Fishing | There is no food in this scene! |
Overboard | He takes a shot of vodka (and some pills) |
Catch | There is no food in this scene! |
Somebody's Watching Me | Red Licorice |
Lover's Quarrel | Deli sandwich |
Of The Frying Pan | There is no food in this scene! (but there is a frying pan) |
Into The Fire | There is no food in this scene! |
Cake Or Death | Frosted retirement cake |
Looking In The Face Of Death | Potato chips |
Curiouser And Curiouser | Red apple |
A, S, T, O, N, I, S, H | Well, Maggie has the apple now |
Heads Will Roll | There is no food in this scene! |
Do-It-Yourself | Bugles |
Worth The Price We Pay | Lasagna |
Hello Darkness | Omelette and orange juice FB: Pink bubble-gum |
Fortune Favors The Bold | He goes for Chinese |
Couples Counseling | He has some tea |
Driven Together | He goes for coffee |
FBI's Most Wanted | Strawberry-banana smoothie |
Taking Names And Kicking Asses | Minty bubble-gum |
Flashpoint | There is no food in this scene! (but there is cocaine!) |
Boyscout Gone Wild | He has beer and vodka |
I Am Connected | An incredible amount of booze |
All The Wrong Questions | Apollo candybar and more vodka |
Mary Mary Quite Contrary | There is no food in this scene! (although I meant to give him peanuts) |
Good, Bad, Or Ugly | There is no food in this scene! (despite that they're in a kitchen) |
Breathe In, Breathe Out | There's booze… most of it wasted |
You Had Me In Stitches | There is no food in this scene! |
The Proof Of The Porn Is In The Viewing | There is no food in this scene! (just porn!) |
Barnes Opening | Riesling white |
Dirty Dancing | Skittle, not yellow |
A Recipe For Justice | Thai Peanut Noodles, Riesling wine |
A Day To Stop | There's juice lying about |
The Inquiry, Part 3 | The Thai Peanut Noodles strike back |
The Inquiry, Part 4 | There is no food in this scene! (but Mandy licks up his blood) |
Some Reprieve | He gives Sydney some water |
Everybody's Fine | There is no food in this scene! (but Sam has the munchies) |
Psychoanalyze That | Kiwi bubblegum (Amy) and a smiley lollipop (Sydney) |
The Black Spot | There is no food in this scene! |
The Fallout | There were Skittles, but they were Roberto's |
Yesterday | Rumors of cake |
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah | There is no food in this scene! |
Shakedown | There is no food in this scene! (but the fire was hungry) |
Life Your Life | Pecan pie |
Playing House | Freezies (Lizzie), Italian Meatball and Tortellini stew, bruschetta |
Waste of Paint | There is no food in this scene! (but they're painting the kitchen) |
Xerox | Apple slices, walnuts, and chocolate milk (Maggie) |
X-Rated | The former breakfast, Triple-decker cake |
Exceptionless | There is no food allowed in prison! |
Excursion | Gummi frogs |
X Marks The Spot | There is still no food allowed in prison! (bastards) |
Repercussions | There is no food in this scene! |
Absolution | There is no food in this scene! (though that book was almost cookies) |
Curtain Call | There is no food in this scene! |
The Epilogue | There is no food in this scene! |
Pooled | There is no food in this scene! (have some respect for the dead) |
Wavelength | There is no food in this scene! (but Biergarten is mentioned) |
Tidal | Pistachio muffins |
Washed Up | There is no food in this scene! |
Depths | There is no food in this scene! (but Laurie's at the vending machine) |
As You Live And Breathe | There is no, uh, food in this scene… (mouth) |
Make Me Crazy | Alcoholic mixer |
Nothing In Defense | There is no food in this scene! (but dinner's ordered up) |
And Nothing But | So much candy; truffles, white chocolate, covered fruits… also, a clementine |
The Slave Of Duty | Flashback style There is no food in this scene! |
One Minute | There is no food in this scene! (we're not surprised) |
Is There An End | An untouched breakfast, orange juice |
Home Sweet Threatened | So much vodka (it's organic!) |
Appetite | Coffee and bagels |
Reader | There is no food in this scene! (but Maggie brought his panini home) |
Wash Out | There is no food in this scene! |
The Destination | There is no food in this scene! |
The Rabbit Hole | There is no food allowed in the quiet room! |
Alice's Looking Glass | There is still no food allowed in the quiet room! |
One Flew Over | There is no food in this scene! (though someone might've tasted the game pieces…) |
Very Merry UnBirthday | A purple-frosted birthday cupcake |
Follow The White Rabbit | There is no food in this scene! |
The Italian Ladies Sing | There is no food in this scene! (don't put the paints in your mouth!) |
Free As A Bird | There is no food in this scene! |
Freeway | There is so much alcohol wasted in this scene! |
Looking For A Christmas Miracle | Booze and peanuts are likely |
Let's Fly Away | There is no food in this scene! (airplanes charge now :( ) |
Into The West | Home-made cookies |
Cowboys & Aliens | There is no food in this scene! (oh god someone didn't eat those cookies!) |
This Town… Actually Is Big Enough For The Both Of Us | More cookies and muffins (also, Laurie's leg is tasty) |
There Was A Bear | There is no food in this scene! (but Laurie got a dose of something else) |
Tracking | Breakfast pancakes |
Blazing Trails | There is no food in this scene! |
Hunting Hunters Hunted | There is no food in this scene! (hunting for sport is mean) |
Eye Of The Storm | Trail-mix, but not enough peanuts |
Beyond Missing Persons | There is no food in this scene! (but soup is mentioned) |
Unwrapped Gifts | … There is no food in this scene… |
Maggie and Laurie Save Christmas | Cooking: a roast, wilted lettuce, peanuts, fudge, loose chocolate chips, caramels… |
Maybe The Best Of Things | Apple walnut stuffed pork roast, wilted lettuce salad, vegetables, potatoes, candy bar fudge, Hershey's kisses |
Home | There is no food in this scene! |
What Are You Doing New Year's Eve | Champagne, frosting-covered strawberry, hot cider |
Fresh Start, New Faces | There is no food in this scene! |
Hot For Teacher | There is no food in this scene! |
An Education | There is no food in this scene! (though Laurie chucks a Snickers at a guy) |
Soundtrack |
Near Death Experience |
Laurie indulges in what some might refer to as 'reckless behavior', surprise surprise. This apparent death-wish derby expands throughout several scenes in which the consultant is less than careful with his own health. To date, he… | |
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… | … eats a lot of fatty foods |
… | … has a knife fragment in him that could travel further into his body with too much physical activity. |
Looking For Blue Skies | … dives into ice-cold water while a murderer watches |
Catch | … nearly drowns when jumping into the river to brawl with a suspect bleeds from a punch to the jaw |
Of The Frying Pan | … steps into Maggie's swing while she's wielding a frying pan bleeds from a broken nose — twice |
And Into The Fire | … allows himself to almost be pulled off the edge of a roof in order to shoot the bad guy |
Worth The Price We Pay | … gets his motorcycle run off the road and treats the injuries with tape and paper towel bleeds where his skin has broken from impact |
Taking Names And Kicking Asses | … strolls into an Irish run club spouting Irish insults and inciting a fight where he is wildly outnumbered and outgunned |
Flashpoint | … sets the building he's standing in on fire after setting off a toxic smoke bomb |
Boyscout Gone Wild | … was apparently okay with just leaving a bunch of glass in his arm bleeds from small cuts |
Breathe In | … is shot in the back and shoulder by O'Meara bleeds, clearly, from the gunshot |
Breathe Out | … encourages back-alley surgery on himself with unsterilized equipment in the dark by non-medical personnel bleeds a whole heck of a lot |
You Had Me In Stitches | … has his therapist stitch his bullet hole with a needle he found in a drug warehouse still bleeding from that same gunshot |
The Proof Of The Porn Is In The Viewing | … drops out of an apartment window at a very questionable height, possibly head-first. |
The Inquiry, Part 4 | … sets himself up to be beaned in the back of the head and subsequently mutilated by a psychotic serial killer bleeds massively from the face and wrists. |
The Black Spot | … steps in front of a bunch of angry Irish guns. |
The Fallout | … directs blame and attention onto himself when telling a psychotic crime boss obsessed with his therapists that he might've had something to do with the disappearance of said therapists. |
… | … is beaten at an undisclosed time, resulting in several bruises bleeds from the back. |
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah | … laughs in the face of danger — also of Roberto while he's screaming and holding a gun. |
Shakedown | … strolls unconcernedly towards the source of a massive explosion. |
Shakedown | … puts himself right next to a blast of fire in a narrow hallway, then puts his burning arm out with his hand. |
Shakedown | … walks right out onto unstable flooring and then at first refuses to help pull himself up when he nearly goes through the hole created. |
X Marks The Spot | … is locked in a room with a serial killer who hates him. |
Curtain Call | … walks into a house outnumbered by opponents and hostages where he goes so far as to lunge straight at a psychopath and engage in a fist-fight while a gun and knife are in play. |
The Epilogue | … completely ignores symptoms of a concussion after being hit in the head with a 9mm. bleeds from the hand and the head |
As You Live And Breathe | … leaps off a fifteen-story railing into a tarp-covered pool where a colleague has already fallen. |
As You Live And Breathe | … transfers all of his air reserves to Maggie, leaving him with nothing while still trapped underwater. |
One Minute | … is blown out of a church window after having a death-match with his rival, landing on a platform that breaks and impales him through the leg. massive bleeding |
One Minute | … cracks that piece of wood through his leg to attempt to get up despite injuries. |
One Minute | … stops breathing. Twice. |
Is There An End | … attempts to flee the hospital while still suffering injuries. |
Home Sweet Threatened | … mixes his pain medication with heavy drinking. |
The Destination | … remains in a damp shower all day in the same position. |
This Town… Actually Is Big Enough For The Two Of Us | … provokes a dog he knows is going to attack to bite his leg. it bleeds |
This Town… Actually Is Big Enough For The Two Of Us | … declines to treat an animal bite. |
There Was A Bear | … is shot full of an animal's dose of ketamine but decides not to tell anyone while remaining on his feet with the syringe still in his pocket. |
Tracking | … appears to be suffering side-effects of the ketamine without treating them. |
Into The Woods | … takes off after a loose dog, effectively disobeying his own rule to stay in teams while in the woods owned by two deadly and experienced hunters who could be anywhere. |
Into The Woods | … reaches out to save Maggie from falling and is pulled down an icy hill together with her, attempting to ease her body's fall with his own. |
Into The Woods | … tumbles right from the hill into a hunter's trap, rebounding off the icy back-wall, losing a glove, scratching his knuckles. bleeding here |
Into The Woods | … in the midst of getting out, navigates Maggie's leg to a very precarious position. |
Hunters Hunting Hunted | … takes off into the unknown woods while being pursued and shot at by two experienced hunters. |
Hunters Hunting Hunted | … stops running in order to confront one of these hunters with only a badge and a flashlight. |
Hunters Hunting Hunted | … climbs into an unstable nest of falling trees in order to sneak up on a blinded hunter who is shooting wildly at him. |
Hunters Hunting Hunted | … baits the second hunter into chasing him and becoming enraged, with the exact plan being to let the man take a shot at him. |
Hunters Hunting Hunted | … is a little too good at baiting, and is shot at not once by twice with ricocheting buckshot, some of which gets under his Kevlar vest. |
Hunters Hunting Hunted | … encourages an angry hunter to fire on him while he is an open and extremely easy target. bleeding from the leg |
Eye Of The Storm | … ignores his stabbing stomach pains, which turn out to be the second, and worse, gunshot wound that the vest was keeping pressure on. you guessed it, bleeding then happens |
Unwrapped Gifts | … does not particularly cooperate with attempts to suture his gaping stomach wound. |
An Education | … gets into it while outnumbered by three guys, one much larger than he. bleeding split lip |
Laurie has, to this date, been: stabbed, held under the water, shot, grazed by a bullet, assaulted with a blunt object, cut with a sharp instrument, mutilated, severely beaten, whipped, set on fire, pistol-whipped, sliced, half-drowned, defenestrated, impaled, broken a bone, bitten by a dog, dosed with ketamine, pulled into a trap, and caught in buckshot spray. |
Wardrobe Malfunction |
The Long Black Jacket | Looking For Blue Skies | … tossed aside to go lake-jumping; it is later recovered in Stay Here And Get Better |
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Impeccable Button-Up | Catch | … soaked through and through. It survives. |
Greenish Gray Jacket | Catch | … stripped off at Iggy's during karaoke performance, never to be seen again. |
Navy Blue Sweater | Worth The Price We Pay | … blood-stained from a badly bandaged car accident wound. |
Amber Jacket | Breathe In | … torn by bullet and then used as a towel for the wound. |
Colorfully Patterned Shirt | Breathe In | … torn by bullet, further ripped apart by Maggie. |
Blue Dress Shirt | The Inquiry Part 4 | … cut and melted by Mandy, bled all over. |
Maroon Leather Jacket | Shakedown | … catches on fire, betraying it as not being real leather. |
Fitted Black & Silver T-Shirt | Waste of Paint | … redone as a sage t-shirt after Sydney's through. |
Fine Black Jacket & Vest | Excursion | … taken off and left in the grass for a race; retrieval afterwards questionable. |
Black and White Combo | Curtain Call | … red all over. Bloodied beyond all repair or want of repair after stabbing Roberto. |
Green Coat w/Yellow Piping | As You Live And Breathe | … sacrificed to the waters, since dried with possible recovery. |
Dressy Grey Suit Jacket | The Slave of Duty | … flashback style … rolled around a stained, soot-covered fireplace pit. |
One Minute | ||
Wash Out | ||
The Destination | ||
This Town Actually Is Big Enough For The Both Of Us | ||
Into The Woods | ||
Hunting Hunters Hunted | ||
Unwrapped Gifts | … special edition | |
White And Blue Striped Cardigan | An Education | … wiggled out of to escape pounding, recovered afterward. |