Michelle Lancaster
Michelle Lancaster
Portrayed By Hannah Marks
Gender Female
Date of Birth April 1st, 1992
Age 15
Zodiac Sign Aries
Aliases Shelly, Brat, Spawn, Why You Little!
Place of Birth Los Angeles, CA
Current Location New York City, NY, USA
Occupation I'm a kid. My occupation is school and pissing off my family.
Known Relatives Miranda Lancaster (Mother), Mark Lancaster (father), Mae (Half-sister), Alison (Sister), Eric (Uncle)
Significant Other N/A
Known Abilities None
First Appearance Spawn

For all intents and purposes, she's the middle child of the Lancaster family. Which makes things less than pleasant.


MySpace Bio - I was born in LA, then dad did something stupid with work and we had to come to NYC. It's not so bad. I like my school anyway. Lots of cool kids there. They're all rich and snooty too. FTW. NYC is as busy as LA was but without the palm trees and pretty beaches. I miss the beach. I wanted a bikini this year now that I'm finally getting boobs. Guh. GTG. Bratty Alison's peeking in my room.

MySpace Entry .. lost track.. god this thing is stoopid. IDK why I keep writing here.. other than mom would snoop and read my diary if I kept a real one. So I leave out a fake one just to wig her and dad out. Anyway. Mae and Annabelle have these cute friends.. Gawd they're cute. OMG. I could so forget about Kyle after seeing these guys.. Dud and Julian. OMG OMG OMG. Julian's even got a motorcycle and he kinda looks like the kid from Harry Potter, only hotter and stuff. I wonder if either one would notice me.

MySpace Entry - I hate living in this family. I keep thinking about running away sometimes, but I don't think anyone would notice. Imma tag along with Mae and Annabelle, whether they like it or not. I'm bored and maybe their friends will be around too. They're cool n'stuff, but I'm all whatev so they'll think I'm cool too. I'm gonna get into mom's closet again and put on some makeup so I'll look older.



  • Miranda - My mother. I swear she hates me.
  • mark-lancaster - *sigh* My father. Jerk. Always working. He never has time for anything except yelling.
  • Mae - Elder half-sister, lucky, not having to share the same dad.
  • Alison - Perfect little sister, daddy's angel. It's digusting.
  • Eric - Uncle, weird guy, but nice. Hardly know him, but he's definitely nicer than dad. It's scary.


  • "CHESS? That's…. WHY DO YOU HATE ME?"
  • "At least he's not chasing ambulances."
  • ".. No way.. I don't have an uncle. Dad just popped into being one day, like some weird Satan."
  • "W T F."


  • Yes, she does have a phobia, no she's not telling you what it is.
  • Despite the emo teen protestations and declaration of hating her family, she does love them. Mess with them, she'll mess with you.
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