ICly, this MUSH is awesome. OOCly we're a little crazy. Some insight behind the scenes of our players. Be Afraid. Be very afraid.
Judah says, "Note to self: +bbketchup is not a command. :("
<OOC> Mara changes the name badge to say, in her log, "Detective K.L. Damaris." THERE. LAW IMPLIED. <OOC> Lachlan says, "/Snap/." <OOC> Mara says, "A DETECTIVE OF WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW. SHE MAY HAVE WON IT OUT OF A CEREAL BOX. BRAWL AWAY." <OOC> Lachlan /chokes/. <OOC> Lachlan has a few things Mara could detect. Winkwink. <OOC> Lachlan brick'd. <OOC> Mara's turn to /choke/. <OOC> Hector freezes Lach's balls off. >:C <OOC> Lachlan says, "ARGH. Now I have icicles instead of testicles. :<" <OOC> Mara says, "Oh Jesus."
Molly says, "Um, no. It's just me. Mohinder's in app, though."
Noah says, "Is he? Sweet."
D.L. says, "Awesome."
Molly says, "Yeah. Which will be great. So I'll have one of my dads."
Molly says, "I just need to make goo goo eyes at some unsuspecting fool for Matt."
Molly says, "I mean…awesome person to app for Matt."
D.L. phasepalms.
GAME: Adam has rolled DEXTERITY+MELEE+FIGHTING FINESSE and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
Adam dies!
You say, "Holy CRAP"
Orion …
T.C. laughs.
Orion says, "Tell me you @emited that."
Adam says, "I r special. And no, I didn't emit it."
You say, "Dude, Adam."
Rochelle says, "Adam has just HIT YOUR GRANDMA WITH A CHAIR FROM TEN MILES AWAY"
GAME: Sylar has rolled MURDER and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
Sylar smiles. "Perfect."
GAME: Adrenaline has rolled STAFFING and got a result of HORRIBLE.
GAME: Daphne has rolled CHARISMA and got a result of GOOD.
Sarah lowered her Charsima to Average so she could ride a bicycle.
Desiree says, "…"
Daphne needs animals to like me, so I need charisma. XD
Sarah says, "And I lowered my typing to fail so I can spell Charisma wrong."
Rianna says, "Always a bonus, Sarah."
Daphne laughs. XD
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Yeah, but Ad made that pot about Peter being open."
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Uh… post."
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "Pot?"
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Open Peter Pot."
<Admin> Serotonin says, "You know the one."
<Admin> Adrenaline grows weed, calls it the 'Peter' strain.
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "It gets you hiiiiiigh as.. a flying man."
<Admin> Melatonin says, "And I'm gonna be HIIIIIIIIIIIGH as a KITE BY THEN."
<Admin> Melatonin says, "ROCKET MAN, ADRENALINE."
GAME: Peter2 has rolled ABSORPTION+FLIGHT and got a result of POOR.
Peter2 dies.
Peter2 wanted to see if you could roll two powers together.
GAME: Sylar has rolled MURDER+CREEPY and got a result of .
Peter2 C_C
Sylar says, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Peter says, "SO HIGH YOU BROKE THE CODE"
Sylar says, "I went so far past Beyond Godlike, there's no name for it."
<OOC> Sylar says, "Mohinder's pose set me up perfect for the 'Oh, I imagine it will be.' and I was like "SNAP.""
<OOC> Sylar cough.
<OOC> Mohinder laughs.
<OOC> Molly can just imagine Sylar going, YEAH! EAT THAT, SURESH!
<OOC> Mohinder LAUGHS.
<OOC> Sylar DIES.
Peter2 says, "We should join forces and take out Sylar. c_c"
Peter2 say, "Too bad he's not in the OOC room."
Peter3 says, "Obviously need a lure."
Peter3 says, "Although, if past experience proves anything, just rolls Godlike at everything anyway. I feel we need a plan."
Claire has arrived.
Peter2 says, "!!"
Claire !!
Peter3 says, "Well, hey!"
Peter2 says, "That… was very interesting timing."
Peter2 says, "Obviously we needed a cheerleader."
Claire says, "I… whaaaa?"
Claire … shakes her pom-poms?
Peter2 says, "I guess that counts as a lure…"
Peter3 says, "Destiny brought you to us right at this time."
He's dead before he hits the ground.
<OOC> Sylar says, "…"
<OOC> Sylar coughs. "I'll.. uh… just be going now."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "…"
<OOC> Molly says, "…."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "Oh Hiro… >.>"
<OOC> Hiro chills in heaven. With Yaeko /and/ Charlie.
<OOC> Hiro, P-I-M-P.
<OOC> Molly DIES.
<OOC> Sylar dies.
When you think you're missing Top Secret Planning on the Company channel, what you're actually missing is this:
<Company> Dr. Mohinder says, "Oh she's on my RP to do list."
<Company> Melatonin says, "…"
<Company> Dr. Mohinder is accumulating a stack of things to do. @.o
<Company> Melatonin says, "She's on your /to do/ list, eh?"
<Company> Dr. Mohinder says, ".. NOT LIKE THAT."
<Company> Melatonin says, "That's dirty, Dr. Suresh."
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "I thought that too, Mel. <.<"
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "Hey, if it works, Mohinder…"
<Company> Dr. Mohinder is like, married to his research.
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "Yeah, and those research subjects count as research, ehhh?"
<Company> Marcus says, "do you have relations with your wife then?"
<Company> Dr. Mohinder dammits.
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "We're onto you, Dr. Suresh!"
<Company> Dr. Mohinder says, "AUGH."
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "And Sylinder rises again. :( :("
<Company> Dr. Mohinder gets out the shovel and just digs his hole.
It kept going but I thought it was best to stop here. >.>
GAME: Adam has tolled STAMINA+SHAGADELLIC LOVE+ROMANCING THE STONE and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE
Adam facepalms.
Molly DIES
Lachlan stares.
<Company> Orion thinks it just depends on who you're dealing with.
Jaden says, "Fail."
You say, "EPIC FAIL"
Melatonin has left.
Jaden says, "Worst. Fail. Ever."
Jaden says, "You fools and your couples!"
Jaden says, "Single life forever!"
You say, "I'm not a part of a couple, Jaden!"
D.L. has arrived.
You say, "I'm a singly playah fo' life!"
Lachlan says, "You are. You and Micah."
D.L. says, "You marryin' my son, shut up."
D.L. has left.
Molly dies.
Hiro says, "YOu're the guy that decided to start flying by jumping off a roof."
Yuriko says, "No he didn't."
Peter2 says, "I wanted to start with something smaller, but the dream and paintings don't lie."
Hiro says, "IT was his first lesson!"
Yuriko says, "He started by trying to jump off a swing set."
Hiro says, "That's /after/ he fails to fly off the roof."
Hiro says, "He takes it a step down."
Alyssa says, "We blame Isaac for enjoying him."
Yuriko says, "Oh, yeah? My mistake."
Alyssa says, "Wow."
Alyssa says, "Encouraging, too."
Peter2 says, "…WHAT?"
Yuriko says, "…."
Peter2 says, "That was a bad typo! bad!"
Namir DIES
Yuriko says, "Isaac was enjoying peter. Hawt."
GAME: Bryant has rolled INTELLIGENCE+PERCEPTION+ANYTHING HE WANTS and got a result of SO FAR BEYOND GODLIKE THE GAME JUST IMPLODED, OMG
Sean says, "…XD"
Adam says, "rofl"
Hector says, "OH SHI-"
Rochelle chokes.
Namir dies.
It's a small group of people anyone arriving would see. A female guitarist seated on the pavement who seems in some sort of disquiet, Hector nearby with his paper standing over a trash barrel, Sakura in school uniform, with Mohinder and Suresh walking away from the guitarist.
<OOC> Anders says, "psst, Mohinder and Anders."
<OOC> Jane says, "Ack. Of course Suresh and Mohinder are together."
Unshivering and endlessly irritable, Hector looks back at Jane one last time before he gives up on finding anything at all helpful or interesting in his scavanged paper. The entire thing is dumped off in a floppy heap, and he tucks his hands into his pockets to start across the street.
<OOC> Anders says, "Though, if he proposed…"
<OOC> Mohinder says, "I hate you Anders."
<OOC> Jane groans, realizing that probably winds up on Spotlight.
<OOC> Elena says, "….dude I missed a proposal? O.o"
<OOC> Elena says, "Oh man :("
GAME: Nathan has rolled BITE ME and got a result of AWESOME.
Sakura tapdances.
<OOC> Sakura fails at OOC.
Eleanor has arrived.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "BEST SET POSE EVER"
Jaden (Ditto) pages Eric and Elena: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO!
Eric pages Jaden and Elena: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
You paged Jaden and Eric with 'We're not doing ANYTHING'
Jaden (Ditto) pages Eric and Elena: LIARS!
Long distance to Jaden and Eric: Elena DIES
Jaden (Ditto) pages Eric and Elena: SUDDENLY DISAPPEAR WHEN I RETURN FROM GAME STOP! WHAT A COINCIDENCE
Long distance to Jaden and Eric: Elena LAUGHS AND LAUGHS
Eric pages Jaden and Elena: SEE! I TOLD YOU ELENA! LAST NIGHT DROVE HIM INTO DEMENTIA! This is what happens when YOUR MOM gets hit on by Nathan.
Long distance to Jaden and Eric: Elena LAUGHS
Jaden (Ditto) pages Eric and Elena: I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD
<OOC> Daniel is free for fun, baybee~
<OOC> Daniel says, "I'll roll perform, you roll dexterity."
<OOC> Daniel says, "Bow-chicka-wooooow~"
<OOC> Alyssa might roll art and creative and stick this pencil in your eye.
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<OOC> Daniel D8
<OOC> Seamus XDDD
Comments:
Adrenaline - Thu Mar 06 16:40:56 2008
Desc put on there! (Loser)
<Public> Bad Wobot! Adrenaline says, "I just burned Daphne HARDCORE."
<Public> I talk to RAPTORS. Daphne says, "That wasn't a burn, that was your signature."
<Public> Bad Wobot! Adrenaline says, "…"
<Public> Bad Wobot! Adrenaline says, "Damnit!"
<Public> I talk to RAPTORS. Daphne :D
<Public> Bad Wobot! Adrenaline says, "I hate you. XD"
<Public> I talk to RAPTORS. Daphne says, "See, now THAT was a burn."
<Public> Bad Wobot! Adrenaline says, "Well played, sir, well played."
"Ought to have taken that gun," Ramon says sagely. "Next time, you take that gun, and then you press it right to the man's balls. And you wake him up and you say, I don't know who you are, you sorry spawn of a diseased whore's morning after remorse, but if you look sideways at my daughter one more time, I will first blow off the right one, and then? I will blow off the left one." Ramon thinks for a moment, then shakes his head. "If you had my accent this would be scarier, but alas."
If Elena's not satisfied that the meal is to her expectations, Benjamin doesn't notice. As far as he's concerned, his days of Mexican restaurants are over. Just as he takes a drink of Sangria, he starts to choke at Ramon's words. The glass is set down and he thumbs a fist against his chest. He's shocked, amused, and horrified at once!
"Remember, I had my powers neutralized when I first came here, and now I dont. I sort of know the gig.." Claudine says as she shakes her head, finding all the conspiracy theories rather amusing. "You really think that they're so bad that they've concocted something so sinister to suppress your powers? Do you think you're that important that they'll go to all these amazing lengths just to do that?"
Clint blinks. For the first time since he got wrapped up in all of this, somebody has said something that's made him straight up stop, and think about it for a second. She's actually right. All that does sound kinda crazy. But then again, so does teleporting, "Okay." He says, "You bring up a good point.."
"Look..the Company isnt all that bad. If you were all so evil and dangerous, I dont think they'd keep you in a room and feed you, so cheer up emo-Clint!" Claudine chirps, smiling warmly as she motions towards the door. "So..you wanna go watch some movies or something?"
Nathan gives the best rides.
Nathan says, "I."
Nathan says, "No one say anything."
You say, "…"
Serotonin zips mouth.
Nathan :
Adrenaline says, "…"
Claire says, "SOMEONE POST TO SPOTLIGHT."
Nathan says, "Aaahh the beard occurred again."
Claire says, "NOW."
Nathan says, "NO."
Jack helplessly shakes with repressed laughter.
You say, "YES."
Candice says, "Nathan."
Nathan shakefist.
Candice says, "Blame the booze. Quick."
Nathan says, "It was the booze!"
Wild horses = COINCIDENCE?!
<OOC> Sylar says, "I'm a psychopathic kitten I mean killer."
Maya falls on Peter.
Peter hugs Peter.
Nathan chokes.
Peter says, "…"
It explains so much!
——
Nathan says, "Lalala, can't hear you."
You say, "Just like a politician."
Mr. Hendrickson says, "He's female, NO QUESTION."
Nathan says, "Tha's right, bitches."
Peter (P2) pages Jane and Nathan: If it does, Monday'll be like a whole episode of Heroes.
You paged Peter and Jane with 'It will.'
Peter (P2) pages Jane and Nathan: So much going on. EVERYWHERE.
You paged Peter and Jane with 'ALL AT ONCE.'
Peter (P2) pages Jane and Nathan: Possible cliffhanger ending.
You paged Peter and Jane with 'MEANWHILE, IN MEXICO…'
Peter (P2) pages Jane and Nathan: XD
You paged Peter and Jane with 'Farkin' Heroes.'
Player Name On For Idle Save the pony, save the party.
Ramon 01:55 4m I don't break for small animals.
"Oy, wha' I've got goin' on with Cass is a far bloody cry from wha' yer doin'," grunts Lachlan defensively. It totally is. For one thing … Lachlan has a /tux/. That makes it different. As for what the party is about, the Scotsman rolls his eyes to the ceiling and shrugs in an exasperated, yet resigned sort of way. "Ye got me. 'Ve no bloody idea. Some kinda charity, I think." He was basically told that there would be good booze and that he had to get a tux. But hey, third date. Third dates /mean/ something. Afterward. That's what he's in it for.
<OOC> Elena DIES AT LACHLAN
<OOC> Elena says, "YOU PIG XD"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Hey, I've got /needs/ okay."
<OOC> Jack grins.
<OOC> Elena loves you Lachlan XD
<OOC> Lachlan XD <3
You say, "Yo!"
D.L. says, "Crazy Curly Haired Foo'. Sup. >.>"
You say, "'sup!"
Adam says, "Word up, dawg. :)"
Mohinder stops, because that's just wrong from this character. Ahem.
D.L. …
You say, "It's even more wrong from that white boy over there."
D.L. says, "I'm the only sane one up in this piece."
D.L. says, "IN THE ENTIRE HEROES UNIVERSE."
D.L. + Niki + Sydney scene…
<OOC> D.L. says, "Actually, I'm in a room with two strippers. Hot."
<OOC> Niki says, "…seriously."
<OOC> Niki says, "Well, you're underneath us, technically."
<OOC> Niki says, "…"
<OOC> D.L. says, "…"
<OOC> D.L. says, "It's hard down here for a pimp."
<OOC> Jack says, "Seriously, though. What floor are we on? I need to know how tall this building is for my next pose."
<OOC> Eric says, "…"
<OOC> Eric says, "You just /really/ want to use that rope don't you?"
<OOC> Elena says, "LOLOL"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Oh, he does. He /does/."
<OOC> Jack says, "Shut up."
<OOC> Rose says, "EIGHTY THOUSAND."
<OOC> Jack says, "Maybe."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OH GOD"
<OOC> Rose says, "THAT'S WHAT FLOOR."
Escape? Jack can help with that! CHARLIE BRONSON TO THE RESCUE! Gesturing, he produces the coil of rope he prepared before leaving. "Find me a window!" he shouts zestily. "I'll get us out of here. Wait. We're on the twelfth floor." Glancing at his pitifully inadequate length of line, Jack seems to deflate. "Shit. Well then, I say we take the stairs. Right now it's our only chance. Scrappy's right about the elevators."
"Wait, what? WHAT? Get away from me!" Elena cries, mortified, playfully shoving Jack away from her. "And YOU be quiet!" She points at Eric, grumbling under her breath. "That totally wasn't a hint." She finally reaches the next floor, and pauses. She then shifts away wordlessly so other people could field this. They're about close to the first floor. The lobby is next, and then freedom.
She pauses. And then? She groans.
"Oh my god," she says, realizing that they didn't arrange for a getaway vehicle for themselves. "We might need to hail A CAB for our Great Escape!"
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<OOC> Elena is laughing so much
<OOC> Lachlan says, "We are the most /fail/ at escape."
Lachlan has connected.
You say, "Lachlan!"
Lachlan says, "Elena!"
Rochelle says, "Laaaach ness monster~"
Elena dies!
Ed says, "How's your dog?"
You say, "………………."
Lachlan says, "Uhm. He's dead."
GAME: Elena has rolled TRANSMIT PAIN+WILLPOWER and got a result of SUPERB.
Ed says, "Guess you regret messing with meaugh god"
Elena makes Ed's head explode again
Lachlan dies.
Ed slumps on the floor.
Ed convulses.
Lachlan says, "That's what you get for messin' with one of the Anti-Hero Squad, mang."
Ed convulse.
Malcolm logs out, meaningfully
Malcolm has disconnected.
Anders has arrived.
Anders says, "HOWS YOUR DOG, MAN?"
Jack winces.
Lachlan says, "That was the most meaningful log-out evSTFU"
Elena LAUGHS
Anders says, "Its dead, right?"
Drake cracks up.
GAME: Adam has rolled MELEE+BRAWL+MAN AT ARMS and got a result of FANTASTIC.
Adam stabs Anders.
GAME: Anders has rolled DEXTERITY and got a result of AVERAGE.
Elena says, "………"
Anders impaled on Adam's mighty weapon.
Elena says, "………………….."
Cass says, "That sounds dirty."
Adam says, "…"
Lachlan DIES
<OOC> Claire says, "I'm supposed to have a date on Friday!"
<OOC> Noah says, "Say WHAT"
<OOC> Claire says, "Whoops. Noah wasn't supposed to hear that."
<OOC> Elle isn't so much concerned with Claire dying so much as Sylar getting Claire's power.
<OOC> Sylar dies.
<OOC> Claire says, "Surprise, surprise, Elle."
<OOC> Elle says, "I know."
<OOC> Elle says, "I like to change things up."
<OOC> Elle says, "Sylar… +roll MURDER."
<OOC> Claire cries.
<OOC> Claire shields her eyes.
GAME: Sylar has rolled MURDER and got a result of BEYOND SUCKAGE.
<OOC> Elle says, "FAIL."
<OOC> Claire yells out, "Noooooooo— wait, what?"
<OOC> Peter says, "…"
<OOC> Sylar says, "What the"
<OOC> Claire says, "SWEET."
<OOC> Elle dies.
<OOC> Claire steals Sylar's sword, slices him in two.
<OOC> Sylar says, "WHAT JUST HAPPENED?"
<OOC> Peter chokes.
<OOC> Claire says, "WE WIN!"
<OOC> Elle says, "MUTINY!"
<OOC> Claire says, "Score fifteen thousand for the good guys!"
<OOC> Elle hi5's Claire.
<OOC> Sylar says, "How? -How?-"
<OOC> Peter says, "Yay for us!"
<OOC> Claire high-fives Elle.
Claire looks back to her uncle then, motioning to the door with her head. "Go be a hero."
<OOC> Noah says, "Go be a hero. *Peter nods and runs and trips on the hall carpet. Gets back up and smiles with a thumbs up and runs on.*"
<OOC> Claire says, "Pretty much."
<OOC> Peter says, "…I'm not that incompetient."
<OOC> Noah dies
<OOC> Peter :|
<Public> Something On Your Mind? Rianna says, "I want to see Nathan Petrelli stroll up to the platform when he runs for Congress wearing platform shoes, a big frilly purple pimp coat, a feathery hat, and strutting with a jewel-encrusted cane."
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan makes a note.
<Public> Police Brutality at its Finest: Mara dies.
<Public> Police Brutality at its Finest: Mara would totally vote Petrelli.
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "Actually I totally don't know what my character is doing right now or if he needs saving."
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "We shall see."
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "'Vote Petrelli. He is fly.'"
<Public> Something On Your Mind? Rianna says, "Nathan Petrelli's campaign promises? "Ain't Nothin' Goin' On But The Rent!" - "Bitch Betta Have My Money." - "Is Nathan Petrelli Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?""
<Public> Police Brutality at its Finest: Mara says, "Oh SHIT."
<Public> Keep It On The D.L. says, "…"
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "Hahaha."
<Public> Police Brutality at its Finest: Mara says, "That's the best campaign slogan EVER, Nate."
<Public> Ninja Jesus Namir says, "It's hard out here for a Petrelli?"
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "Rianna, you are my new campaign manager."
<Public> Molly says, "OMG. I love it."
<Public> Something On Your Mind? Rianna says, "Woot!"
<Public> Molly says, "You've got my non-legal vote!"
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "They see me rollin'."
<Public> Something On Your Mind? Rianna says, "They hatin'."
<Public> Claire says, "I am not a part of this family."
Nathan Petrelli's campaign is suddenly derailed.
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The epic tale.
Sean waves Claudine over before she can get to the counter. "Yeah, we may as well - but hold on just a sex, sorry." He flashes an apologetic smile at Namir, and turns to Claudine. "Is Heather okay? She didn't exactly… seem at her best yesterday."
<OOC> Namir says, "… you want me to hold on to /what/?"
<OOC> Sean says, "ERRR JUST A SEC NOT A SEX."
<OOC> Sean says, "FUCK."
<OOC> Sean says, "WAIT NO. -NOT- FUCK."
<OOC> Sakura CACKLES!
<OOC> Namir rolllllllls.
<OOC> Samantha says, "…that was almost milk spewed all over my monitor@"
Well, Lachlan's already sitting. And shutting up. He's doing these things /really really really/ well, too. Now if only the others could follow his example.
<OOC> Jack laughs.
<OOC> Elena DIES
GAME: Cass has rolled INTELLIGENCE+BOOKWORM and got a result of SUPERB.
GAME: Lachlan has rolled INTELLIGENCE+EDUCATION and got a result of HORRIBLE.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Well."
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "We know who the brains in /this/ relationship is."
<OOC> Cass says, "Was there a doubt?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… not really, no. »"
<OOC> Cass patpats.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I have brains! They're just in my other pants."
<OOC> Cass facepalms.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Which I ran through the washer."
<OOC> Jack headdesk.
<OOC> Cass goes to go look through the lint catcher.
<OOC> Jack hands tweezers.
<OOC> Lachlan :<
Peter has arrived.
Peter NOT A WOMAN.
Sean walks in, listening to music on an mp3 player, turned up loudly enough that most people around him can hear the whine of the guitar - currently wailing away in the middle of 'Welcome to the Jungle'. He walks up to the counter, and, pulling out one of his earbuds, treating the cashier to an even louder version of the guitar solo, orders a meatball sandwich, with extra cheese and a little bit less sauce than they normally put on it. Mmmmmm.
<OOC> Sakura snickers—salad, mostly-veggie sandwich…MEATBALL!
<OOC> Sean says, "NOMNOMNOMMEAT."
<OOC> Sean likes putting meat in his mouth. ;D
<OOC> Stefanie coughs
<OOC> Sakura DIES!
<OOC> Sakura totally spotlights that.
Claire says, "You lure it with honey and smack it with a swatter while it's eating."
Sydney says, "Lure it onto your hand with promises of honey, and then crush it?"
Claire says, "…"
Claire says, "SYDNEY."
Niki says, "…what."
Adrenaline says, "Freaks."
Claire says, "What the HELL."
Peter C_C
Adrenaline says, "Don't even team up."
Niki says, "That was INSANE, guys."
Rochelle haaaaah.
Sydney facepalms.
Peter says, "…Oh my god you two."
Candice stares at Syd.
Claire says, "That was creepy."
You say, "Sydney, Clare…"
Peter says, "That was very creepy."
Sean says, "EVERYONE needs an erection button!"
Posted externally to a player's LJ because there's nowhere else it will FIT.
Lachlan dicks!
Lachlan says, "…"
Seamus says, "…"
Peter says, "…"
Seamus says, "HAHAHA"
Seamus says, "Just dicking around? :D"
Lachlan says, "God made the U and I keys so close together so he could /mock/ me."
Niki locks below deck.
Anders plays with hooter.
Niki says, "Hooter?"
BAWWWW! BAWWWWW!
Niki says, "Oh."
You say, "haha, horn."
Niki says, "Weirdo."
Anders plays with hooter(s)
Niki >.>
You say, "either that or the horn."
Niki says, "Just… just stick to the horn."
You say, "theres no way this can't be a sex joke."
Anders plays with his horn.
Niki says, "You do that."
You say, "I do now Angie is dating Benji"
Niki says, "But stop making the sound effects. :|"
BAWW! BAAAAWWWW!
Niki says, "I don't think I want to be on the failboat anymore."
Niki says, "But no one WANTS to be on the failboat."
You say, "i'll leave."
You say, "since I r not fail"
Niki says, "THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT."
GAME: D.L. just +snapped you
When he's /led/ to the fake seafood and /Elena/ is in tow, Lachlan blanches a bit and simply stares at Stefanie as though she just betrayed him. Judas! /Judas/! He doesn't move to pick up the imitation crab to examine it — in fact, he doesn't even look at it. After a few moments, however, he sucks it up, swallows his extremely large pride, and with a look of fierce determination, he steps forward and begins to scrutinize the selection. He's going to /buy this imitation crab/. It's going to be the /manliest thing ever/.
After Elena walks in on Cass and Lachlan 'redecorating' her office…
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Whoo!
Now tell her to come back in ten minutes. :<"
<OOC> Elena says, "…TEN?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "No, fifteen. We'd have to get our clothes back on."
<OOC> Elena says, "Lach you really are a girl :("
<OOC> Lachlan says, "IT IS A QUICKIE, gaw."
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS]
<OOC> Eric DIES
<OOC> Eric says, "Lach: COME BACK IN FIVE MINUTES! Cass: ………FIVE?! Lach: Make that fifteen!"
<OOC> Cass ROLLS.
<OOC> Elena says, "GOD. Even a geezer like Lachlan gets laid! Screw this, I quit!"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I /am/ trying to screw this, now go away so that I /can/. >("
<OOC> Cass says, "…………."
<OOC> Elena HOWLS
<OOC> Mohinder says, "Hrm.. do I want another scene…"
<OOC> Molly says, "Do you?"
<OOC> Molly says, "Warning signal: I have been drinking."
<OOC> Molly says, "Seeing Molly say that is really scary."
<OOC> Mohinder LAUGHS.
<OOC> Molly says, "WHAT KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU?!"
<OOC> Molly says, "GAWD."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "….."
<OOC> Molly calls child services on herself.
<OOC> Molly says, "Please. Help me. Save me from myself."
<OOC> Molly says, "….."
<OOC> Molly backs away from the keyboard so she can think about what she's done.
<OOC> Mohinder Facepalms.
"Dad, mom says you can't have pizza." Micah frowns. ".. He says you can't have any nookie. Is that like a dessert? Is it like a cookie, dad?" He asks, squinting his eyes. This is classic. With a huff, he hangs up the phone, and says, "He says I can't have any either, not until I'm older." He pauses. ".. is nookie like.. beer?" He tilts his chin up to Niki, eyes widening some with a dark, curious manner.
<OOC> Niki cries.
<OOC> Benjamin DIES
<OOC> Angel says, "ROFL"
<OOC> Micah beams.
<OOC> Angel says, "Omg your killing me micah"
<OOC> Niki says, "NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE ANY."
<OOC> Micah says, "PLEASE? I'LL SHARE IT WITH MOLLY."
<OOC> Niki says, "DENIED"
<OOC> Benjamin says, "I am so glad I was not drinking."
<OOC> Niki says, "You're going to drive me to drink again, Micah."
<OOC> Eric says, "Elena: . o O (Virus may be blach blah blah…) Cass: . o O (Cure is bad blah blah blah…) Eric: . o O (I wonder who turned us in…) Lach: . o O (…mmmm. Boobies.)"
<Public> The Good Stuff: Serotonin says, "Who changed my gender."
<Public> Not A Tool, Peter says, "Don't get me wrong. I like older women. But—"
<Public> Not A Tool, Peter likes nice older women.
<Public> Vote Petrelli! Angela sidles.
<Public> Not A Tool, Peter says, "Not you mom."
Cass says, "Damn. I'm late."
Elena says, "Oh shit Lachlan, she's late!"
Anders says, "Lach will be so happy, hes always wanted a kid"
Cass /dies/.
Lachlan DDDD8
<OOC> Cass says, "Look! It's Lachlan: [http://gordianalgebra.com/home.php?s=71]"
<OOC> Lachlan DIES.
Namir has arrived.
Adam bow-chica-bow-wow
Namir has left.
Alyssa gives a little sniff of thinking and straightens, moving a step aside to lean against the desk section instead, "Weeelll, as far as /I/ know, it's like that that the women going out there is my boss and she knows the other customer who was in here buying a book for his friend who is a girl and she, my boss not the friend who is a girl, wishes that she could've called him, the guy with the girl who is a friend, except he, the guy, took off after saying he knew the guy carrying my boss who had one time gotten piss drunk and assaulted the other guy's mom who whipped him instead with a purse of bricks which hurt my boss' guy of course but wasn't a guy with a gun so he's alive enough to carry my boss around outside because, apparently, she is having trouble walking right now."
Because EVERYONE HAS TO WITNESS IT:
[http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v252/mikonoda/?action=view¤t=heroesmush_002.flv]
Thanks to Alyssa!
Peter says, "Okay, now I'm just waiting for someone to create 'So-and-So's Pants' and drop them here."
Adam says, "Rar."
Anders drops Benji's Pants.
Peter dies
Lachlan has arrived.
You say, "And yeah, no, I'm definitely not legal to go buy more beer. And I'm still recovering from fod poisoning that that would be bad idea anyway. )="
Lachlan has left.
Sean wouldn't be surprised. "I used to rub it into things like the couch, though.
Melatonin ……………
Melatonin says, "So when you come back to this window after not paying attention, that…"
Melatonin says, "…that looks so WRONG."
Elena …
Elena licks back?
Sakura o.o
You say, "I don't want to know what you've been rubbing into YOUR cou—- o.o
Viola dies.
Sakura doesn't touch it. Not even going there with a 12 foot pole.
Peter says, "I spent 5 months in an insititute which I recently left, and I have a cute girlfriend and we need a place to stay."
Sean pokes Sakura with a 12-foot pole.
Sakura oofs.
D.L. …
Viola says, "Talking of 12-foot poles. Nathan!"
Anders says, "the one in Benji's pants?"
D.L. … …
Nathan says, "Luckily Heidi likes you Peter— …"
D.L. says, "Wow."
Niki …
Nathan feels flattered.
Viola says, "I…actually don't have anything to say to Nathan."
D.L. …
Monica has disconnected.
Nathan dies and dies.
Peter loves Heidi. <3
Elena says, "…..what the…."
Sean …
Viola says, "…."
Viola says, "Help me."
D.L. …
Nathan just hugs VIOLA.
Anders drops 12 foot pole.
Nathan …
Niki x_x
Viola laughs!
D.L. …
Nathan says, "Anders don't drop your pole. D:"
Niki takes 12 foot pole.
Nathan says, "NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT—"
GAME: Niki has rolled CRUSH and got a result of GOOD.
D.L. ……………….
Nathan says, "OH GOD"
Anders says, "TAKES IT HARD."
Nathan says, "AAAAHHH"
Sakura says, "…"
Peter says, "Niki, I think your husband needs to go back to school and learn some words."
Adam says, "…"
Adam says, "…"
D.L. so goes AFK for the night. x.x
Peter says, "And apparently so does everyone else in here."
Nathan says, "hi Crack o' Clock, I missed you."
Niki drops 12 foot pole.
Anders says, "I think I should be banned from the @create command for fear of becoming Carrot Top."
Peter hugs D.L. XD
Sakura …
Sakura created a monster…
…
Viola says, "I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING STUPIDER THAN TALKING ABOUT NATHAN'S POLE."
Peter drops his pants..
Peter is a MAN.
Peter takes his pants..
Adrenaline says, "I don't get it."
Sakura O.O
Elena DIES
Nathan …
Elena says, "WHAT"
Elena says, "WHAT"
Sean prods Sakura's —-
Viola says, "….hahahaha."
Leroy got it.
Anders says, "its not as funny when you don't have an item.
Nathan says, "Raise your hand if you saw anything special."
Nathan waits.
Adrenaline has left.
Adrenaline boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
Sakura f'ing dies.
Peter says, "Look at me."
Peter has an item.
Nathan …
Elena is laughing so hard
Anders drops Peter's Pants..
You say, "I saw a vagina, does that count? D:"
Viola DIES.
Nathan cries.
Niki says, "…"
Elena says, "I look away for like, TEN SECODNS"
Leroy says, "…"
Niki says, "I know, Elena!"
Sakura says, "Oh my god…my sides hurt."
You say, "Where's Sylar when I need him?"
Sylar has arrived.
Adrenaline says, "I just realized."
Adrenaline says, "That I shouldn't have made the Pony's number 283-PONY."
<OOC> Jaden rolls to see if he's high.
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Cass says, "Well?"
<OOC> Jaden HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO ROLL.
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "WHY IS THERE NO WEED STAT?"
<OOC> Elena says, "WHY DON'T WE HAVE A WEED STAT?"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Jaden says, "SOMEBODY SUBMIT THE WEED SHINY"
<OOC> Cass LOL
<OOC> Cass says, "I think it'd be an OUCHIE."
<OOC> Jaden says, "WEED IS GOOD FOR YOU. GLACOMA
<OOC> Cass says, "Roll Medicine. Hahahaha."
<OOC> Jaden says, "YES."
GAME: Jaden has rolled MEDICINE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Cass says, "Ahahaha."
<OOC> Jaden says, "Aw. Guess I'm sob-"
GAME: Jaden has rolled CRIME+MEDICINE and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Jaden says, "I'M HIGH!"
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS
<OOC> Elena DIES
Heidi has arrived.
WHOOSH!
You say, "Hai you guyz look whut i found it's mah wife."
You let go of Heidi!
Heidi has left.
Niki says, "o hai"
Niki says, ">.>"
You say, "WHUPS"
Adrenaline DIES.
Niki says, "DID YOU…"
Niki says, "NATHAAAN."
Nathan dies and dies.
Niki says, "lol divors"
Nathan DIES MORE.
Adrenaline can't stop laughing.
Heidi says, "…"
You say, "HI HONEY"
Heidi says, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?"
You say, "NOTHING"
You say, "BY THE WAY I CAN FLY"
I swear to God, this was really related to die rolls. But out of context?
<OOC> Mara says, "And then the 'lol divors' macro was born."
<OOC> Noah wonders what's in Noah's future.
<OOC> Mara says, "You'll have to scene with me again sometime to find out, won't you?"
<OOC> Noah says, "My future with you is apparently sucking!"
<OOC> Noah says, "Wait."
<OOC> Noah says, "This better not end up on a board somewhere."
Adrenaline says, "I love sneezing."
You say, "Weirdo."
Adrenaline says, "What!"
You say, "Sneezing is like an explosion inside the head."
Adrenaline says, "Seriously. When you feel that itch comin' on, and then SNEEZE. It's so awesome."
Nathan …
Adrenaline says, "… /That/ will end up on a board, I'm sure."
Nathan ain't touchin' it.
Adrenaline says, "I like sneezing, OKAY."
Adrenaline says, "That is kind of weird I guess. XD"
You say, "JUST A BIT"
Adrenaline :(
Adrenaline says, "Don't hate."
You say, "It's okay."
You say, "You are still m3'd."
Adrenaline m3!
Stefanie says, "Actually, there's a section of the sneeze that's like a… little orgasm in your nose."
You say, "…"
You say, "Okay NOW."
You say, "NOW it's getting spotlit."
~What, you don't think she's beautiful?~ Even from up there, even though Eric can't see him, Ramon starts /looming/. Now he's wearing his focused look-glower. ~You don't think she's a good cook? That she wouldn't keep good house for you and raise good babies and be a good intellectual equal? She's smarter than both of us.~ GLARE.
<OOC> Elena DIES AT RAMON
<OOC> Peter says, "…"
<OOC> Peter says, "I can just ear a little chibi Elena going 'DAD!'"
<OOC> Elena says, "……did I just get pimped by my own FATHER?!"
<OOC> Ramon says, ">_<"
<OOC> Ramon says, "I was DEFENDING you."
<OOC> Elena DIES
~I mean! I…just…what….I DON'T…you're glaring at me arn't you?!~ Pause ~AND OF COURSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!~ Pause. ~Don't shoot me. Or tell her I said that.~
The doctors stare at the sudden increase in Eric's heart rate. Pause. Must be some damn dream.
The surgeons attempting to sew him up blinks at the sudden elevation of heartrate from the carcass on the gurney.
"…..did his heart just…?"
"It did."
"Oh my god. FINALLY. It only took TEN HOURS."
"Let's bring this kid home, boys."
Hope is a beautiful thing.
But it clearly holds no candle to Fatherly Intimidation.
<OOC> Ramon LOLS AND LOLS.
<OOC> Eric says, "YOU SAVED ME RAMON!"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Ramon says, "Coaxing you didn't work. Clearly I had to growl at you. *sage ndos*"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "What do you get when you cross a sex addict with a half-drunk woman?"
<OOC> Riya says, "Them in one of their apartments less than an hour later, and an FTBed scene?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Indeed!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Hard to explain away a gunshot wound. Although."
<OOC> Mara says, "Mmhm. Although?"
<OOC> Nathan says, "If I can come up with an elaborate lie, he could probably pull it off."
<OOC> Mara says, "Probably. He is Nathan goddamn Petrelli."
<OOC> Nathan says, "Tha's right, bitches."
GAME: Nathan has rolled CHARISMA+BLUFF and got a result of FANTASTIC.
<OOC> Mara says, "AWESOME."
<OOC> Nathan throws gangsta signs.
<OOC> Mara says, "You /fly/, man!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Okay NOW FOR A LIE. Um."
<OOC> Mara says, "Mugging?"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Sure. Yes."
<OOC> Nathan says, "GUY CAME OUT OF NO WHERE, BUT I TOOK HIM ON"
<OOC> Mara | "You see, we were leaving the theatre when this man came at us with a gun. He said this weird thing to us. Something about dancing with the devil and moonlight? Next thing I know, he just starts shooting!"
<OOC> Nathan snrks.
<OOC> Nathan | "Then I hit him. It was awesome."
<OOC> Mara | "It's true! He hit him. He hit him /real/ hard."
<OOC> Nathan | "Describe the guy? Yeah, okay, he had a face that was like TOTALLY GETTING PUNCHED BY ME."
<OOC> Mara spits soda at her screen.
GAME: Peter has rolled PERCEPTION and got a result of POOR.
<OOC> Peter dies.
<OOC> Peter notices nothing. T_T
<OOC> Peter says, "(The dice hate me)"
<OOC> Stefanie says, "Wow."
<OOC> Peter says, "The dice hate me. :("
<OOC> Stefanie says, "Civilization as we know it rests in the hands of the man who roll these dice….."
<OOC> Peter says, "The world is doomed."
<OOC> Stefanie says, "….. We're bloody doomed…"
Candice says, "I couldn't care less about how your ego feels."
Candice eyes Claire. Yes? Yes?
Adrenalineshuns.
Adrenaline has left.
Adrenaline boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
Claire pets Claire.
Claire says, "…"
Claire says, "What?"
Claire says, "Stop drinking, Claire."
Claire says, "Christ."
Claire meant to pet CANDICE.
Claire says, "She fooled me with an illusion."
Elena dies.
Serotonin dies.
Claire needs to… just… whatever.
Claire is really much prettier as a blonde. Far prettier than brunette Claire.
Claire says, "HEY."
Claire says, "STOP EMITTING."
Claire says, "NO."
Candice <3
Claire >(
Claire has left.
Claire boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
From afar, Nima (Nim) laughs at bbpost 11/83.
Nima (Nim) pages: Y'know… instead of asking your dad about The Company, you should probably be checking if he can nab you a home STD test. Pee on the stick: if it turns orange, you have gonorrhea.
Nima (Nim) pages: If it turns blue, it's syphilis.
Long distance to Nima: Cass DIES.
Nima (Nim) pages: I don't think this is the talk Lee wanted me to have with you, though.
Long distance to Nima: Cass LOL. Perhaps not.
Nima (Nim) pages: Well, those can be successfully treated. If you get herpes, though, you are so hosed.
You paged Nima with 'Yeah. Herpes and Lach will have to just die.'
Nima (Nim) pages: I wonder if [www.hehasherpes.com] is an available domain name. It'd be a public service website.
Nima (Nim) pages: It's available!
Long distance to Nima: Cass dies. Just in case.
From afar, Nima (Nim) will IC register it. Lachlan and Jack will go up there, fo' sho'.
Long distance to Nima: Cass LOL. Why is Jack going up there?
Nima (Nim) pages: He seems like a playa.
Nima (Nim) pages: Plus, Lach could use the company.
Nima (Nim) pages: And he punched my brother in the nuts AND I WANT NIECES AND NEPHEWS, ONE DAY.
Long distance to Nima: Cass DIES.
…are scary.
Elena steeples her fingers and waits for Bob to log on. Oh yes.
GAME: Bob has connected.
During the Lachlan trying to grovel himself back into good graces with Cass scene:
Elena has arrived.
<OOC> Elena says, "…"
<OOC> Cass says, "…."
<OOC> Elena POINTLAUGHS
Elena has left.
Wrong Version:
"Awww." Riya says softly as Claudine backs off and walks off. The song gets a blink from the girl, but she does shrug a bit. "Food sounds good, and I'm okay with doing perfect strangers." She says simply.
Proper Version:
"Awww." Riya says softly as Claudine backs off and walks off. The song gets a blink from the girl, but she does shrug a bit. "Food sounds good, and I'm okay with eating with perfect strangers." She says simply.
Vincent's dumb. This is not uncommon. XD
<OOC> Vincent CRAP. SEE? EXAMPLE RIGHT THERE.
<OOC> Riya grins.
Sylar says, "I should get Molly's number IC!"
Molly says, "…."
Molly says, "Terrifying."
Sylar says, "Ringring. "Hello, Molly." YEAH."
You say, "Does she even have a phone?"
Molly says, "I DO!"
You say, "Hahahaha!"
Molly says, "I….forgot my number though."
Sylar says, "Yeah, so she can call her mom."
Molly says, "Shit."
Mara says, "Oh that's just mean."
Molly says, "I MEAN DARN."
Namir laughs.
Sylar says, "What's mean?"
Katya DIES
Molly SMACKS SYLAR.
Sylar says, "Ow! What's mean?!"
Mara says, "Her /mom/?"
Sylar says, "Yeah?"
Molly says, "You killed my mom, jerkface."
Sylar says, "MOHINDER IS DEAD?"
Namir DIES
Molly DIES.
Riya stares.
GAME: Orion has rolled LIFE and got a result of SUCKAGE.
"Well, I guess I am the youngest. Not by much, though," Peter says, counting his dice and moving the little dog the number of places. He lands on the Railroad, yes, and of course spends almost all of his money to buy it. Always buy the railroads. Never not buy the railroads. Once his move is resolved, he reaches out to take the booze, with a, "You shouldn't even have this in a- " And that would be exactly where he cuts off. There's not even a shudder, so much as he just collapses, almost falling out of the chair.
<OOC> Peter says, "Oh man, 15-30 minutes."
<OOC> Peter says, "You're so gonna cheat me!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "You bet your ass."
GAME: Lachlan has rolled DRIVE and got a result of GREAT.
Lachlan zooooooooom.
Lachlan has left.
Ling says, "So lachlan can handle the stick shift, why cant he handle ME?!?!?!?"
Ling cries.
Namir dies.
Ling says, "Lachlan is teh ghey. He handles the stick shift better than women."
You say, "You don't make interesting VROOM VROOM sounds, Ling."
You say, "If you just sounded like a V8 engine, he might be better."
Bekah says, "Men."
Allan says, "As stated earlier, Lachlan is the gayest manwhore. Like the littlest hobo."
Adam taught himself how to drive a stick.
Allan distracted by thought of hot chick sounding like a V8 Engine.
Niki says, "Holygod."
You say, "Seriously, Allan."
Niki scrolls up.
Namir dies.
Allan says, "Hell, I don't even drive, but it gets tingly"
Ling sounds like a V8 engine then.
Ling purrs sexily, "Vroom..vroom.." and brow waggles.
Lachlan has arrived.
GAME: Lachlan has rolled PERFORM+DEXTERITY and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
Katya says, "…………."
Katya says, "What."
Allan says, "Lach is good at sex."
Katya says, "He is not."
Lachlan :D
Sakura …
Katya says, "Ling says he isn't."
Lachlan says, "She sounded like a V8 engine."
Lachlan says, "I reacted accordingly."
Katya LAUGHS
Sean takes a swig of his rum and cock, and lets it send its warmth down his throat. "I'm sure I can make the rest of tonight much…" He looks intensely into Riya's eyes and wriggles his eyebrows a bit. "much more interesting."
<OOC> Sean says, "…COKE."
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: Nice drink. What size does that come in?
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: MAGNUM?
You paged Adrenaline with 'Uh, it's Sean. /Any size you fucking want/. ;D'
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: EW.
From afar, Adrenaline (Fear) goes to WASH HIS SOUL.
Leroy smiles and pats Mitch on the arm. "See, and okay you have a bit of peach fuzz there too I hope I got…so everything worked out for the best." Then…there is violence and his eyes go wide before he gives a tiny flail and takes off his hat, offering it to Mitch again as he wades across the dance floor towards the stage, if only to get a chair to stand on and tilt his head back and…he turns slightly. "I'm so sorry boys…." There is a slight hand movement so he can -squeeze- and then he hits a note men should not hit. "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~" This keeps going and going and going and going and going…before he finally goes. "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm every woman! It's all iiiiiiiin meeeeee! Please no fiiiiiightiiiiiiiing…"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Elena sob. Leroy I love you XD
<OOC> Randall says, "I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SQUEEZED."
<OOC> Elena HOWLS
<OOC> Leroy says, "I THINK YOU KNOW"
Truth be told, /Lachlan/ isn't sure how he got into the apartment. He was kinda hoping Cass had the answer to that one. The aspirin is eyed suspiciously before he reaches up a hand to snag them off the coffee table. He manages to get hold of one, but the other is scraped onto the carpet near his face. Undeterred, he pops the one, dry-swallows, then half-flops over to literally suck the second off the floor. There he remains with his face pressed into the carpet, trying to make the world stop hating him. God, he doesn't need aspirin; he needs a /gun/. "'Unno howa go' in," he informs the floor honestly. It's an important detail; the floor needs to know.
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Cass just dies.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "IMPORTANT DETAILS. THE FLOOR NEEDS TO BE IN THE LOOP."
<OOC> Cass says, "MY FLOOR KNOWS MORE THAN YOU."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I … I can't argue that."
GAME: Lachlan has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Lachlan gasps.
<OOC> Lachlan clearly needs to be hungover more often.
<OOC> Cass dies.
GAME: The Floor has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Lachlan DIES.
Mara catches Peter's look immediately and gives him a quizzical expression. What? She glances briefly at the board to make sure Nathan only moves the amount of spaces that he rolled on the dice.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Now I'M the cheater."
<OOC> Mara says, "MAYBE YOU ARE"
<OOC> Nathan says, "JUST MAYBE"
<OOC> Peter says, "Well, you are cheating on your wife."
<OOC> Nathan says, "…oh snap."
<OOC> Nathan says, "Wow, walked right into that one."
<OOC> Peter says, "You did."
<OOC> Mara says, "Oh shit."
<OOC> Mara says, "Ouch."
<OOC> Mara says, "That one kind of stings me, too."
<OOC> Nathan shares the ice for that burn.
<Public> Trouble Magnet Mara has only shagged one PC so far, thanks.
<Public> Domo? Domo! Hiro says, "And that's how the Maya Strain really started."
<Public> He's a berserker Randall says, "Wait. Mara shagged Maya? How did I miss this?"
<Public> Leroy is so glad…his characters are celibate.
<Public> Domo? Domo! Hiro says, "Maya > Sylar —> Mara —> Nathan —> Hiro —> Kellie —> Sylar —> Peter —> Elle…"
<Public> BBF & Fail Boat Captain: Nathan has, um… hoshi Peter's gotten more than m— WAIT.
<Public> Trouble Magnet Mara says, "Wait. What?"
<Public> Viola says, "Hahaha."
<Public> 79 and Counting Peter says, "…"
<Public> BBF Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "That line needs some /serious reshuffling/."
<Public> Trouble Magnet Mara says, "YEAH."
<Public> Domo? Domo! Hiro says, "Well I was hoping no one would notice."
[http://hm-kldamaris.livejournal.com/9957.html] (NSFW language, but come on, you're all growed up, aren't you.)
(from Nathan)
On talking about an alt's power…
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: WHAT DID YOU CHANGE IT TO?
You paged Adrenaline with 'Your idea.'
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: BANNED.
You paged Adrenaline with '…'
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: XD
You paged Adrenaline with 'Ahahahaha.'
You paged Adrenaline with 'OMG YOU WIZZES, NEVER HAPPY'
"…..have you been reading Luis's roleplaying books?" Elena wonders, and reaches up to gently pluck the coffee cup from her father's hands. "But you're right. No coffee until I check your vitals….and if they're bad, no coffee for the rest of the day. I'll make you some orange juice." Because the young woman insists on fresh squeezed. She wanted to be a chef. She's going to be a doctor, or a scientist at the rate she was going. She will want freshness whenever she can.
"I read them when he first got them," Ramon grunted. "I had to reassure myself they weren't demon summoning manuals. I even went to a game session and sat in. That's how I know all about level 12 orcas." Pause. "I fell asleep about halfway through. They just rolled that weird thing for my…barbarian or whatever it was they plopped in front of me. I came home and decided that God would be too busy laughing at such a group of dweebs to send them to Hell over being dweebs."
"Shhhhh!" Jaden pops up and looks around, before sliding over towards the counter and swings the big ol' box up. There's a red bow on it. "Hey, Sidekick. Didn't see you there." He flashes a smile and pushes the box over towards her. "Your uniform. I came by the 'Bucks, but you were straight Speed Racer outta' there. Anyway, I didn't have your measurements so… I had to wing it. If you need uh… changes?" He reaches up and cups his imaginary boobs to indicate what he's talking about, "Let me know. I'll have my stylist hook it up."
Again, he's turning his attention back to Cass. "What? Oh!" He reaches into his pocket as he pulls his hood down and comes out with a napkin. He gets to wiping the shoe polish off and shakes his head. "Shoe polish. No biggie." He smiles as he realizes that there's blueprints underneath his elbows. "Oh! You got it! Sweet! I wasn't sure I delivered it right. I can't ever trust myself." This probably sounds crazy. Because, well, they don't know about his SEKRIT ABILITY. Ahem. "What do you think? Cool, huh? I even put in a stereo system to bump our theme song, when we get one, during crucial crime solving moments." He's -too- excited about this.
<OOC> Jaden says, "In case you open the box on this round, El: http://tinyurl.com/395q9b"
<OOC> Jaden whistle.
<OOC> Elena DIES LAUGHING
<OOC> Elena says, "WHAT. WHAT. WHAT"
<OOC> Jaden says, "The boots are in there too."
<OOC> Viola DIES.
<OOC> Elena BURIES HER FACE IN HER HANDS
"I got it. I swear I got it!" Jaden looks like he's just gotten the greatest idea in the world. "I'll pull a Bruce Wayne and build a secret lair underneath my house! It'll be SO FREAKIN' SWEET!" There's too much going on in his wacky mind and he's sliding over to where Elena is and reaching out to touch the fabric of the outfit he brought her. "You guys are right. The hospital will be so much better. And you…" He points over Elena's shoulder as he moves behind her, his fingertip aimed directly at Cass. "… can have whatever rooms you want. How many rooms you want. Anything you want." And now it's time for the catch. "As long as she wears the costume."
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Elena says, "CASS SAVE ME ;____;"
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "Oh man, Elena. I dunno."
<OOC> Cass says, "I mean…AS MANY ROOMS AS I WANT."
GAME: Cass has rolled WILLPOWER+LOYAL and got a result of AVERAGE.
<OOC> Elena SOB
<OOC> Cass says, "MWAHAHAHA"
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS
<OOC> Cass says, "SORRY ELENA. HERE'S YOUR COSTUME."
<OOC> Elena says, "I HATE YOU BOTH"
GAME: Elena has rolled WILLPOWER+ALTRUISTIC and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Elena CRIES
<OOC> Elena says, "F*** XD"
<OOC> Jaden says, "HOT!"
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Jaden says, "I shoulda' said 'make out' or something."
<OOC> Cass LOL
<OOC> Elena says, "OMG. THE ONE TIME MY WILLPOWER ROLL FAILS ME"
<OOC> Cass says, "THANK YOU WILLPOWER."
<OOC> Cass says, "I mean…"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Cass CACKLE.
<OOC> Cass says, "BASEMENT CLINIC HERE I COME."
Her face scrunches up. She tries. But when she sees the look on Cass's face, and Jaden's face, and the costume, Elena GROANS. Oh god. Oh god. What is she doing? She snatches the box off the counter and she gives Jaden a -look-. "Fine. I'll do it. But you better make good on this, okay? Shake on it— no. No. PINKY SWEAR on it." She holds out her hand, pinky finger extended. The pinky swear is as old as time, and just as sacred. "Promise, Jaden?" She looks him right in the eye, her face an expression of stubborn determination. She….will model the femme-Robin costume. And she will PRETEND TO LIKE IT. ….and she will cry on the inside and pretend this day NEVER HAPPENED.
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "Oh my God. Cass is going to feel SO GUILTY."
<OOC> Cass says, "This clinic was bought with DIRTY MONEY."
<OOC> Cass says, "Hahahaha."
<OOC> Cass says, "And then she'll get over it. >.>"
Oliver says, "Don't make me sing our song, Nathan. I'll do it."
Nathan says, "…I…"
Nathan turns on the radio VERY LOUDLY.
Stefanie says, "Why do birds… suddenly appear….."
Nathan says, "Lalala can't hear you."
Riya says, "Everytime… you come neaaar…"
You say, "Just like me… they want to be…"
Nathan says, "CLOSE TO— damnit."
Oliver says, "You see, Nathan, it isn't over!"
Sylar (Gabby) pages: They're both posing in weird languages.
You paged Sylar with 'They're speaking in tongues.'
Sylar (Gabby) pages: (I think they're after us let's get the hell outta here)
You paged Sylar with 'Clearly they are devilspawn.'
Long distance to Sylar: Molly dies. RUN.
From afar, Sylar (Gabby) dies.
You paged Sylar with 'Sylar and Molly team up and hit the road.'
Sylar (Gabby) pages: Oh my god. It'd be the best story ever.
You paged Sylar with 'Heroes becomes a road trip comedy.'
Sylar (Gabby) pages: It'd be sweet. XD
Long distance to Sylar: Molly can hear it now. 'He's a serial killer with no conscience. She's a cute little girl with no parents. When they meet…they may just find they were exactly what the other needed'
You paged Sylar with 'It'd be like that remixing of the Shining trailer. Awesome and so so very wrong.'
From afar, Sylar (Gabby) diiies. "This needs to be spotlighted."
Long distance to Sylar: Molly dies. Yes. XD
<OOC> D.L. says, "…"
<OOC> D.L. says, "Oh crap. We've just been Bob'd."
<OOC> Niki says, "It chafes but it's comforting at the same time. :("
<OOC> Bob says, "XD"
<OOC> Niki :|
…I am a whore.
<OOC> Riya says, "What? It's not like I'm gonna leave and sleep with someone in this room!"
<OOC> Riya says, "… Oh, wait, nevermind."
<OOC> Riya says, "I probably will."
Anything else Mohinder was going to say or contribute is cut off by the scream and thud out in the hall. This building is usually quiet, except for the scuffles caused by /his/ 'visitors'. "Molly, go to your room, stay there!" he instructs as he rushes into his office to claim the gun Bob gave him earlier in the day. Here's to hoping that it may not be necessary. He's a little slower than Matt, having to go farther for his own weapon.. and he's not trained for this sort of thing. He looks questioningly at Matt, resisting the urge to throw the door open.
<OOC> Mohinder really needs training, he could shoot someone's eye out with this thing.
<OOC> Mohinder DUCKS.
<OOC> Sylar says, "Hahahahahah."
<OOC> Matt takes it away.
<OOC> Matt gives Mohinder pink bunny pajamas.
<OOC> Mohinder wipes his eyes. I kill myself.
<OOC> Molly dies.
<OOC> Molly says, "Oh God."
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: Man! (I'm not here so shh.)
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: But I renamed Melatonin into m3latonin, and she hasn't talked yet. :(
Long distance to Adrenaline: Viola dies.
You paged Adrenaline with 'We must make her speak….obviously.'
<Public> Viola says, "Meeeeel."
<Public> Viola says, "Leroy's making me nostalgic."
<Public> Sticky Buckle Tape m3latonin says, "For what?"
<Public> Sticky Buckle Tape m3latonin says, "SON OF A WHORE."
<Public> Sexiest Man Alive: Nathan DIES AND DIES.
<Public> Tamara laughs.