ICly, this MUSH is awesome. OOCly we're a little crazy. Some insight behind the scenes of our players. Be Afraid. Be very afraid.
Judah says, "Note to self: +bbketchup is not a command. :("
<OOC> Mara changes the name badge to say, in her log, "Detective K.L. Damaris." THERE. LAW IMPLIED. <OOC> Lachlan says, "/Snap/." <OOC> Mara says, "A DETECTIVE OF WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW. SHE MAY HAVE WON IT OUT OF A CEREAL BOX. BRAWL AWAY." <OOC> Lachlan /chokes/. <OOC> Lachlan has a few things Mara could detect. Winkwink. <OOC> Lachlan brick'd. <OOC> Mara's turn to /choke/. <OOC> Hector freezes Lach's balls off. >:C <OOC> Lachlan says, "ARGH. Now I have icicles instead of testicles. :<" <OOC> Mara says, "Oh Jesus."
Molly says, "Um, no. It's just me. Mohinder's in app, though."
Noah says, "Is he? Sweet."
D.L. says, "Awesome."
Molly says, "Yeah. Which will be great. So I'll have one of my dads."
Molly says, "I just need to make goo goo eyes at some unsuspecting fool for Matt."
Molly says, "I mean…awesome person to app for Matt."
D.L. phasepalms.
GAME: Adam has rolled DEXTERITY+MELEE+FIGHTING FINESSE and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
Adam dies!
You say, "Holy CRAP"
Orion …
T.C. laughs.
Orion says, "Tell me you @emited that."
Adam says, "I r special. And no, I didn't emit it."
You say, "Dude, Adam."
Rochelle says, "Adam has just HIT YOUR GRANDMA WITH A CHAIR FROM TEN MILES AWAY"
GAME: Sylar has rolled MURDER and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
Sylar smiles. "Perfect."
GAME: Adrenaline has rolled STAFFING and got a result of HORRIBLE.
GAME: Daphne has rolled CHARISMA and got a result of GOOD.
Sarah lowered her Charsima to Average so she could ride a bicycle.
Desiree says, "…"
Daphne needs animals to like me, so I need charisma. XD
Sarah says, "And I lowered my typing to fail so I can spell Charisma wrong."
Rianna says, "Always a bonus, Sarah."
Daphne laughs. XD
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Yeah, but Ad made that pot about Peter being open."
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Uh… post."
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "Pot?"
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Open Peter Pot."
<Admin> Serotonin says, "You know the one."
<Admin> Adrenaline grows weed, calls it the 'Peter' strain.
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "It gets you hiiiiiigh as.. a flying man."
<Admin> Melatonin says, "And I'm gonna be HIIIIIIIIIIIGH as a KITE BY THEN."
<Admin> Melatonin says, "ROCKET MAN, ADRENALINE."
GAME: Peter2 has rolled ABSORPTION+FLIGHT and got a result of POOR.
Peter2 dies.
Peter2 wanted to see if you could roll two powers together.
GAME: Sylar has rolled MURDER+CREEPY and got a result of .
Peter2 C_C
Sylar says, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
Peter says, "SO HIGH YOU BROKE THE CODE"
Sylar says, "I went so far past Beyond Godlike, there's no name for it."
<OOC> Sylar says, "Mohinder's pose set me up perfect for the 'Oh, I imagine it will be.' and I was like "SNAP.""
<OOC> Sylar cough.
<OOC> Mohinder laughs.
<OOC> Molly can just imagine Sylar going, YEAH! EAT THAT, SURESH!
<OOC> Mohinder LAUGHS.
<OOC> Sylar DIES.
Peter2 says, "We should join forces and take out Sylar. c_c"
Peter2 say, "Too bad he's not in the OOC room."
Peter3 says, "Obviously need a lure."
Peter3 says, "Although, if past experience proves anything, just rolls Godlike at everything anyway. I feel we need a plan."
Claire has arrived.
Peter2 says, "!!"
Claire !!
Peter3 says, "Well, hey!"
Peter2 says, "That… was very interesting timing."
Peter2 says, "Obviously we needed a cheerleader."
Claire says, "I… whaaaa?"
Claire … shakes her pom-poms?
Peter2 says, "I guess that counts as a lure…"
Peter3 says, "Destiny brought you to us right at this time."
He's dead before he hits the ground.
<OOC> Sylar says, "…"
<OOC> Sylar coughs. "I'll.. uh… just be going now."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "…"
<OOC> Molly says, "…."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "Oh Hiro… >.>"
<OOC> Hiro chills in heaven. With Yaeko /and/ Charlie.
<OOC> Hiro, P-I-M-P.
<OOC> Molly DIES.
<OOC> Sylar dies.
When you think you're missing Top Secret Planning on the Company channel, what you're actually missing is this:
<Company> Dr. Mohinder says, "Oh she's on my RP to do list."
<Company> Melatonin says, "…"
<Company> Dr. Mohinder is accumulating a stack of things to do. @.o
<Company> Melatonin says, "She's on your /to do/ list, eh?"
<Company> Dr. Mohinder says, ".. NOT LIKE THAT."
<Company> Melatonin says, "That's dirty, Dr. Suresh."
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "I thought that too, Mel. <.<"
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "Hey, if it works, Mohinder…"
<Company> Dr. Mohinder is like, married to his research.
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "Yeah, and those research subjects count as research, ehhh?"
<Company> Marcus says, "do you have relations with your wife then?"
<Company> Dr. Mohinder dammits.
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "We're onto you, Dr. Suresh!"
<Company> Dr. Mohinder says, "AUGH."
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "And Sylinder rises again. :( :("
<Company> Dr. Mohinder gets out the shovel and just digs his hole.
It kept going but I thought it was best to stop here. >.>
GAME: Adam has tolled STAMINA+SHAGADELLIC LOVE+ROMANCING THE STONE and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE
Adam facepalms.
Molly DIES
Lachlan stares.
<Company> Orion thinks it just depends on who you're dealing with.
Jaden says, "Fail."
You say, "EPIC FAIL"
Melatonin has left.
Jaden says, "Worst. Fail. Ever."
Jaden says, "You fools and your couples!"
Jaden says, "Single life forever!"
You say, "I'm not a part of a couple, Jaden!"
D.L. has arrived.
You say, "I'm a singly playah fo' life!"
Lachlan says, "You are. You and Micah."
D.L. says, "You marryin' my son, shut up."
D.L. has left.
Molly dies.
Hiro says, "YOu're the guy that decided to start flying by jumping off a roof."
Yuriko says, "No he didn't."
Peter2 says, "I wanted to start with something smaller, but the dream and paintings don't lie."
Hiro says, "IT was his first lesson!"
Yuriko says, "He started by trying to jump off a swing set."
Hiro says, "That's /after/ he fails to fly off the roof."
Hiro says, "He takes it a step down."
Alyssa says, "We blame Isaac for enjoying him."
Yuriko says, "Oh, yeah? My mistake."
Alyssa says, "Wow."
Alyssa says, "Encouraging, too."
Peter2 says, "…WHAT?"
Yuriko says, "…."
Peter2 says, "That was a bad typo! bad!"
Namir DIES
Yuriko says, "Isaac was enjoying peter. Hawt."
GAME: Bryant has rolled INTELLIGENCE+PERCEPTION+ANYTHING HE WANTS and got a result of SO FAR BEYOND GODLIKE THE GAME JUST IMPLODED, OMG
Sean says, "…XD"
Adam says, "rofl"
Hector says, "OH SHI-"
Rochelle chokes.
Namir dies.
It's a small group of people anyone arriving would see. A female guitarist seated on the pavement who seems in some sort of disquiet, Hector nearby with his paper standing over a trash barrel, Sakura in school uniform, with Mohinder and Suresh walking away from the guitarist.
<OOC> Anders says, "psst, Mohinder and Anders."
<OOC> Jane says, "Ack. Of course Suresh and Mohinder are together."
Unshivering and endlessly irritable, Hector looks back at Jane one last time before he gives up on finding anything at all helpful or interesting in his scavanged paper. The entire thing is dumped off in a floppy heap, and he tucks his hands into his pockets to start across the street.
<OOC> Anders says, "Though, if he proposed…"
<OOC> Mohinder says, "I hate you Anders."
<OOC> Jane groans, realizing that probably winds up on Spotlight.
<OOC> Elena says, "….dude I missed a proposal? O.o"
<OOC> Elena says, "Oh man :("
GAME: Nathan has rolled BITE ME and got a result of AWESOME.
Sakura tapdances.
<OOC> Sakura fails at OOC.
Eleanor has arrived.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "BEST SET POSE EVER"
Jaden (Ditto) pages Eric and Elena: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO!
Eric pages Jaden and Elena: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!
You paged Jaden and Eric with 'We're not doing ANYTHING'
Jaden (Ditto) pages Eric and Elena: LIARS!
Long distance to Jaden and Eric: Elena DIES
Jaden (Ditto) pages Eric and Elena: SUDDENLY DISAPPEAR WHEN I RETURN FROM GAME STOP! WHAT A COINCIDENCE
Long distance to Jaden and Eric: Elena LAUGHS AND LAUGHS
Eric pages Jaden and Elena: SEE! I TOLD YOU ELENA! LAST NIGHT DROVE HIM INTO DEMENTIA! This is what happens when YOUR MOM gets hit on by Nathan.
Long distance to Jaden and Eric: Elena LAUGHS
Jaden (Ditto) pages Eric and Elena: I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD
<OOC> Daniel is free for fun, baybee~
<OOC> Daniel says, "I'll roll perform, you roll dexterity."
<OOC> Daniel says, "Bow-chicka-wooooow~"
<OOC> Alyssa might roll art and creative and stick this pencil in your eye.
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<OOC> Daniel D8
<OOC> Seamus XDDD
Comments:
Adrenaline - Thu Mar 06 16:40:56 2008
Desc put on there! (Loser)
<Public> Bad Wobot! Adrenaline says, "I just burned Daphne HARDCORE."
<Public> I talk to RAPTORS. Daphne says, "That wasn't a burn, that was your signature."
<Public> Bad Wobot! Adrenaline says, "…"
<Public> Bad Wobot! Adrenaline says, "Damnit!"
<Public> I talk to RAPTORS. Daphne :D
<Public> Bad Wobot! Adrenaline says, "I hate you. XD"
<Public> I talk to RAPTORS. Daphne says, "See, now THAT was a burn."
<Public> Bad Wobot! Adrenaline says, "Well played, sir, well played."
"Ought to have taken that gun," Ramon says sagely. "Next time, you take that gun, and then you press it right to the man's balls. And you wake him up and you say, I don't know who you are, you sorry spawn of a diseased whore's morning after remorse, but if you look sideways at my daughter one more time, I will first blow off the right one, and then? I will blow off the left one." Ramon thinks for a moment, then shakes his head. "If you had my accent this would be scarier, but alas."
If Elena's not satisfied that the meal is to her expectations, Benjamin doesn't notice. As far as he's concerned, his days of Mexican restaurants are over. Just as he takes a drink of Sangria, he starts to choke at Ramon's words. The glass is set down and he thumbs a fist against his chest. He's shocked, amused, and horrified at once!
"Remember, I had my powers neutralized when I first came here, and now I dont. I sort of know the gig.." Claudine says as she shakes her head, finding all the conspiracy theories rather amusing. "You really think that they're so bad that they've concocted something so sinister to suppress your powers? Do you think you're that important that they'll go to all these amazing lengths just to do that?"
Clint blinks. For the first time since he got wrapped up in all of this, somebody has said something that's made him straight up stop, and think about it for a second. She's actually right. All that does sound kinda crazy. But then again, so does teleporting, "Okay." He says, "You bring up a good point.."
"Look..the Company isnt all that bad. If you were all so evil and dangerous, I dont think they'd keep you in a room and feed you, so cheer up emo-Clint!" Claudine chirps, smiling warmly as she motions towards the door. "So..you wanna go watch some movies or something?"
Nathan gives the best rides.
Nathan says, "I."
Nathan says, "No one say anything."
You say, "…"
Serotonin zips mouth.
Nathan :
Adrenaline says, "…"
Claire says, "SOMEONE POST TO SPOTLIGHT."
Nathan says, "Aaahh the beard occurred again."
Claire says, "NOW."
Nathan says, "NO."
Jack helplessly shakes with repressed laughter.
You say, "YES."
Candice says, "Nathan."
Nathan shakefist.
Candice says, "Blame the booze. Quick."
Nathan says, "It was the booze!"
Wild horses = COINCIDENCE?!
<OOC> Sylar says, "I'm a psychopathic kitten I mean killer."
Maya falls on Peter.
Peter hugs Peter.
Nathan chokes.
Peter says, "…"
It explains so much!
——
Nathan says, "Lalala, can't hear you."
You say, "Just like a politician."
Mr. Hendrickson says, "He's female, NO QUESTION."
Nathan says, "Tha's right, bitches."
Peter (P2) pages Jane and Nathan: If it does, Monday'll be like a whole episode of Heroes.
You paged Peter and Jane with 'It will.'
Peter (P2) pages Jane and Nathan: So much going on. EVERYWHERE.
You paged Peter and Jane with 'ALL AT ONCE.'
Peter (P2) pages Jane and Nathan: Possible cliffhanger ending.
You paged Peter and Jane with 'MEANWHILE, IN MEXICO…'
Peter (P2) pages Jane and Nathan: XD
You paged Peter and Jane with 'Farkin' Heroes.'
Player Name On For Idle Save the pony, save the party.
Ramon 01:55 4m I don't break for small animals.
"Oy, wha' I've got goin' on with Cass is a far bloody cry from wha' yer doin'," grunts Lachlan defensively. It totally is. For one thing … Lachlan has a /tux/. That makes it different. As for what the party is about, the Scotsman rolls his eyes to the ceiling and shrugs in an exasperated, yet resigned sort of way. "Ye got me. 'Ve no bloody idea. Some kinda charity, I think." He was basically told that there would be good booze and that he had to get a tux. But hey, third date. Third dates /mean/ something. Afterward. That's what he's in it for.
<OOC> Elena DIES AT LACHLAN
<OOC> Elena says, "YOU PIG XD"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Hey, I've got /needs/ okay."
<OOC> Jack grins.
<OOC> Elena loves you Lachlan XD
<OOC> Lachlan XD <3
You say, "Yo!"
D.L. says, "Crazy Curly Haired Foo'. Sup. >.>"
You say, "'sup!"
Adam says, "Word up, dawg. :)"
Mohinder stops, because that's just wrong from this character. Ahem.
D.L. …
You say, "It's even more wrong from that white boy over there."
D.L. says, "I'm the only sane one up in this piece."
D.L. says, "IN THE ENTIRE HEROES UNIVERSE."
D.L. + Niki + Sydney scene…
<OOC> D.L. says, "Actually, I'm in a room with two strippers. Hot."
<OOC> Niki says, "…seriously."
<OOC> Niki says, "Well, you're underneath us, technically."
<OOC> Niki says, "…"
<OOC> D.L. says, "…"
<OOC> D.L. says, "It's hard down here for a pimp."
<OOC> Jack says, "Seriously, though. What floor are we on? I need to know how tall this building is for my next pose."
<OOC> Eric says, "…"
<OOC> Eric says, "You just /really/ want to use that rope don't you?"
<OOC> Elena says, "LOLOL"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Oh, he does. He /does/."
<OOC> Jack says, "Shut up."
<OOC> Rose says, "EIGHTY THOUSAND."
<OOC> Jack says, "Maybe."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OH GOD"
<OOC> Rose says, "THAT'S WHAT FLOOR."
Escape? Jack can help with that! CHARLIE BRONSON TO THE RESCUE! Gesturing, he produces the coil of rope he prepared before leaving. "Find me a window!" he shouts zestily. "I'll get us out of here. Wait. We're on the twelfth floor." Glancing at his pitifully inadequate length of line, Jack seems to deflate. "Shit. Well then, I say we take the stairs. Right now it's our only chance. Scrappy's right about the elevators."
"Wait, what? WHAT? Get away from me!" Elena cries, mortified, playfully shoving Jack away from her. "And YOU be quiet!" She points at Eric, grumbling under her breath. "That totally wasn't a hint." She finally reaches the next floor, and pauses. She then shifts away wordlessly so other people could field this. They're about close to the first floor. The lobby is next, and then freedom.
She pauses. And then? She groans.
"Oh my god," she says, realizing that they didn't arrange for a getaway vehicle for themselves. "We might need to hail A CAB for our Great Escape!"
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<OOC> Elena is laughing so much
<OOC> Lachlan says, "We are the most /fail/ at escape."
Lachlan has connected.
You say, "Lachlan!"
Lachlan says, "Elena!"
Rochelle says, "Laaaach ness monster~"
Elena dies!
Ed says, "How's your dog?"
You say, "………………."
Lachlan says, "Uhm. He's dead."
GAME: Elena has rolled TRANSMIT PAIN+WILLPOWER and got a result of SUPERB.
Ed says, "Guess you regret messing with meaugh god"
Elena makes Ed's head explode again
Lachlan dies.
Ed slumps on the floor.
Ed convulses.
Lachlan says, "That's what you get for messin' with one of the Anti-Hero Squad, mang."
Ed convulse.
Malcolm logs out, meaningfully
Malcolm has disconnected.
Anders has arrived.
Anders says, "HOWS YOUR DOG, MAN?"
Jack winces.
Lachlan says, "That was the most meaningful log-out evSTFU"
Elena LAUGHS
Anders says, "Its dead, right?"
Drake cracks up.
GAME: Adam has rolled MELEE+BRAWL+MAN AT ARMS and got a result of FANTASTIC.
Adam stabs Anders.
GAME: Anders has rolled DEXTERITY and got a result of AVERAGE.
Elena says, "………"
Anders impaled on Adam's mighty weapon.
Elena says, "………………….."
Cass says, "That sounds dirty."
Adam says, "…"
Lachlan DIES
<OOC> Claire says, "I'm supposed to have a date on Friday!"
<OOC> Noah says, "Say WHAT"
<OOC> Claire says, "Whoops. Noah wasn't supposed to hear that."
<OOC> Elle isn't so much concerned with Claire dying so much as Sylar getting Claire's power.
<OOC> Sylar dies.
<OOC> Claire says, "Surprise, surprise, Elle."
<OOC> Elle says, "I know."
<OOC> Elle says, "I like to change things up."
<OOC> Elle says, "Sylar… +roll MURDER."
<OOC> Claire cries.
<OOC> Claire shields her eyes.
GAME: Sylar has rolled MURDER and got a result of BEYOND SUCKAGE.
<OOC> Elle says, "FAIL."
<OOC> Claire yells out, "Noooooooo— wait, what?"
<OOC> Peter says, "…"
<OOC> Sylar says, "What the"
<OOC> Claire says, "SWEET."
<OOC> Elle dies.
<OOC> Claire steals Sylar's sword, slices him in two.
<OOC> Sylar says, "WHAT JUST HAPPENED?"
<OOC> Peter chokes.
<OOC> Claire says, "WE WIN!"
<OOC> Elle says, "MUTINY!"
<OOC> Claire says, "Score fifteen thousand for the good guys!"
<OOC> Elle hi5's Claire.
<OOC> Sylar says, "How? -How?-"
<OOC> Peter says, "Yay for us!"
<OOC> Claire high-fives Elle.
Claire looks back to her uncle then, motioning to the door with her head. "Go be a hero."
<OOC> Noah says, "Go be a hero. *Peter nods and runs and trips on the hall carpet. Gets back up and smiles with a thumbs up and runs on.*"
<OOC> Claire says, "Pretty much."
<OOC> Peter says, "…I'm not that incompetient."
<OOC> Noah dies
<OOC> Peter :|
<Public> Something On Your Mind? Rianna says, "I want to see Nathan Petrelli stroll up to the platform when he runs for Congress wearing platform shoes, a big frilly purple pimp coat, a feathery hat, and strutting with a jewel-encrusted cane."
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan makes a note.
<Public> Police Brutality at its Finest: Mara dies.
<Public> Police Brutality at its Finest: Mara would totally vote Petrelli.
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "Actually I totally don't know what my character is doing right now or if he needs saving."
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "We shall see."
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "'Vote Petrelli. He is fly.'"
<Public> Something On Your Mind? Rianna says, "Nathan Petrelli's campaign promises? "Ain't Nothin' Goin' On But The Rent!" - "Bitch Betta Have My Money." - "Is Nathan Petrelli Gonna Have To Choke A Bitch?""
<Public> Police Brutality at its Finest: Mara says, "Oh SHIT."
<Public> Keep It On The D.L. says, "…"
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "Hahaha."
<Public> Police Brutality at its Finest: Mara says, "That's the best campaign slogan EVER, Nate."
<Public> Ninja Jesus Namir says, "It's hard out here for a Petrelli?"
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "Rianna, you are my new campaign manager."
<Public> Molly says, "OMG. I love it."
<Public> Something On Your Mind? Rianna says, "Woot!"
<Public> Molly says, "You've got my non-legal vote!"
<Public> Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "They see me rollin'."
<Public> Something On Your Mind? Rianna says, "They hatin'."
<Public> Claire says, "I am not a part of this family."
Nathan Petrelli's campaign is suddenly derailed.
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The epic tale.
Sean waves Claudine over before she can get to the counter. "Yeah, we may as well - but hold on just a sex, sorry." He flashes an apologetic smile at Namir, and turns to Claudine. "Is Heather okay? She didn't exactly… seem at her best yesterday."
<OOC> Namir says, "… you want me to hold on to /what/?"
<OOC> Sean says, "ERRR JUST A SEC NOT A SEX."
<OOC> Sean says, "FUCK."
<OOC> Sean says, "WAIT NO. -NOT- FUCK."
<OOC> Sakura CACKLES!
<OOC> Namir rolllllllls.
<OOC> Samantha says, "…that was almost milk spewed all over my monitor@"
Well, Lachlan's already sitting. And shutting up. He's doing these things /really really really/ well, too. Now if only the others could follow his example.
<OOC> Jack laughs.
<OOC> Elena DIES
GAME: Cass has rolled INTELLIGENCE+BOOKWORM and got a result of SUPERB.
GAME: Lachlan has rolled INTELLIGENCE+EDUCATION and got a result of HORRIBLE.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Well."
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "We know who the brains in /this/ relationship is."
<OOC> Cass says, "Was there a doubt?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… not really, no. »"
<OOC> Cass patpats.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I have brains! They're just in my other pants."
<OOC> Cass facepalms.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Which I ran through the washer."
<OOC> Jack headdesk.
<OOC> Cass goes to go look through the lint catcher.
<OOC> Jack hands tweezers.
<OOC> Lachlan :<
Peter has arrived.
Peter NOT A WOMAN.
Sean walks in, listening to music on an mp3 player, turned up loudly enough that most people around him can hear the whine of the guitar - currently wailing away in the middle of 'Welcome to the Jungle'. He walks up to the counter, and, pulling out one of his earbuds, treating the cashier to an even louder version of the guitar solo, orders a meatball sandwich, with extra cheese and a little bit less sauce than they normally put on it. Mmmmmm.
<OOC> Sakura snickers—salad, mostly-veggie sandwich…MEATBALL!
<OOC> Sean says, "NOMNOMNOMMEAT."
<OOC> Sean likes putting meat in his mouth. ;D
<OOC> Stefanie coughs
<OOC> Sakura DIES!
<OOC> Sakura totally spotlights that.
Claire says, "You lure it with honey and smack it with a swatter while it's eating."
Sydney says, "Lure it onto your hand with promises of honey, and then crush it?"
Claire says, "…"
Claire says, "SYDNEY."
Niki says, "…what."
Adrenaline says, "Freaks."
Claire says, "What the HELL."
Peter C_C
Adrenaline says, "Don't even team up."
Niki says, "That was INSANE, guys."
Rochelle haaaaah.
Sydney facepalms.
Peter says, "…Oh my god you two."
Candice stares at Syd.
Claire says, "That was creepy."
You say, "Sydney, Clare…"
Peter says, "That was very creepy."
Sean says, "EVERYONE needs an erection button!"
Posted externally to a player's LJ because there's nowhere else it will FIT.
Lachlan dicks!
Lachlan says, "…"
Seamus says, "…"
Peter says, "…"
Seamus says, "HAHAHA"
Seamus says, "Just dicking around? :D"
Lachlan says, "God made the U and I keys so close together so he could /mock/ me."
Niki locks below deck.
Anders plays with hooter.
Niki says, "Hooter?"
BAWWWW! BAWWWWW!
Niki says, "Oh."
You say, "haha, horn."
Niki says, "Weirdo."
Anders plays with hooter(s)
Niki >.>
You say, "either that or the horn."
Niki says, "Just… just stick to the horn."
You say, "theres no way this can't be a sex joke."
Anders plays with his horn.
Niki says, "You do that."
You say, "I do now Angie is dating Benji"
Niki says, "But stop making the sound effects. :|"
BAWW! BAAAAWWWW!
Niki says, "I don't think I want to be on the failboat anymore."
Niki says, "But no one WANTS to be on the failboat."
You say, "i'll leave."
You say, "since I r not fail"
Niki says, "THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT."
GAME: D.L. just +snapped you
When he's /led/ to the fake seafood and /Elena/ is in tow, Lachlan blanches a bit and simply stares at Stefanie as though she just betrayed him. Judas! /Judas/! He doesn't move to pick up the imitation crab to examine it — in fact, he doesn't even look at it. After a few moments, however, he sucks it up, swallows his extremely large pride, and with a look of fierce determination, he steps forward and begins to scrutinize the selection. He's going to /buy this imitation crab/. It's going to be the /manliest thing ever/.
After Elena walks in on Cass and Lachlan 'redecorating' her office…
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Whoo!
Now tell her to come back in ten minutes. :<"
<OOC> Elena says, "…TEN?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "No, fifteen. We'd have to get our clothes back on."
<OOC> Elena says, "Lach you really are a girl :("
<OOC> Lachlan says, "IT IS A QUICKIE, gaw."
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS]
<OOC> Eric DIES
<OOC> Eric says, "Lach: COME BACK IN FIVE MINUTES! Cass: ………FIVE?! Lach: Make that fifteen!"
<OOC> Cass ROLLS.
<OOC> Elena says, "GOD. Even a geezer like Lachlan gets laid! Screw this, I quit!"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I /am/ trying to screw this, now go away so that I /can/. >("
<OOC> Cass says, "…………."
<OOC> Elena HOWLS
<OOC> Mohinder says, "Hrm.. do I want another scene…"
<OOC> Molly says, "Do you?"
<OOC> Molly says, "Warning signal: I have been drinking."
<OOC> Molly says, "Seeing Molly say that is really scary."
<OOC> Mohinder LAUGHS.
<OOC> Molly says, "WHAT KIND OF PARENT ARE YOU?!"
<OOC> Molly says, "GAWD."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "….."
<OOC> Molly calls child services on herself.
<OOC> Molly says, "Please. Help me. Save me from myself."
<OOC> Molly says, "….."
<OOC> Molly backs away from the keyboard so she can think about what she's done.
<OOC> Mohinder Facepalms.
"Dad, mom says you can't have pizza." Micah frowns. ".. He says you can't have any nookie. Is that like a dessert? Is it like a cookie, dad?" He asks, squinting his eyes. This is classic. With a huff, he hangs up the phone, and says, "He says I can't have any either, not until I'm older." He pauses. ".. is nookie like.. beer?" He tilts his chin up to Niki, eyes widening some with a dark, curious manner.
<OOC> Niki cries.
<OOC> Benjamin DIES
<OOC> Angel says, "ROFL"
<OOC> Micah beams.
<OOC> Angel says, "Omg your killing me micah"
<OOC> Niki says, "NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE ANY."
<OOC> Micah says, "PLEASE? I'LL SHARE IT WITH MOLLY."
<OOC> Niki says, "DENIED"
<OOC> Benjamin says, "I am so glad I was not drinking."
<OOC> Niki says, "You're going to drive me to drink again, Micah."
<OOC> Eric says, "Elena: . o O (Virus may be blach blah blah…) Cass: . o O (Cure is bad blah blah blah…) Eric: . o O (I wonder who turned us in…) Lach: . o O (…mmmm. Boobies.)"
<Public> The Good Stuff: Serotonin says, "Who changed my gender."
<Public> Not A Tool, Peter says, "Don't get me wrong. I like older women. But—"
<Public> Not A Tool, Peter likes nice older women.
<Public> Vote Petrelli! Angela sidles.
<Public> Not A Tool, Peter says, "Not you mom."
Cass says, "Damn. I'm late."
Elena says, "Oh shit Lachlan, she's late!"
Anders says, "Lach will be so happy, hes always wanted a kid"
Cass /dies/.
Lachlan DDDD8
<OOC> Cass says, "Look! It's Lachlan: [http://gordianalgebra.com/home.php?s=71]"
<OOC> Lachlan DIES.
Namir has arrived.
Adam bow-chica-bow-wow
Namir has left.
Alyssa gives a little sniff of thinking and straightens, moving a step aside to lean against the desk section instead, "Weeelll, as far as /I/ know, it's like that that the women going out there is my boss and she knows the other customer who was in here buying a book for his friend who is a girl and she, my boss not the friend who is a girl, wishes that she could've called him, the guy with the girl who is a friend, except he, the guy, took off after saying he knew the guy carrying my boss who had one time gotten piss drunk and assaulted the other guy's mom who whipped him instead with a purse of bricks which hurt my boss' guy of course but wasn't a guy with a gun so he's alive enough to carry my boss around outside because, apparently, she is having trouble walking right now."
Because EVERYONE HAS TO WITNESS IT:
[http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v252/mikonoda/?action=view¤t=heroesmush_002.flv]
Thanks to Alyssa!
Peter says, "Okay, now I'm just waiting for someone to create 'So-and-So's Pants' and drop them here."
Adam says, "Rar."
Anders drops Benji's Pants.
Peter dies
Lachlan has arrived.
You say, "And yeah, no, I'm definitely not legal to go buy more beer. And I'm still recovering from fod poisoning that that would be bad idea anyway. )="
Lachlan has left.
Sean wouldn't be surprised. "I used to rub it into things like the couch, though.
Melatonin ……………
Melatonin says, "So when you come back to this window after not paying attention, that…"
Melatonin says, "…that looks so WRONG."
Elena …
Elena licks back?
Sakura o.o
You say, "I don't want to know what you've been rubbing into YOUR cou—- o.o
Viola dies.
Sakura doesn't touch it. Not even going there with a 12 foot pole.
Peter says, "I spent 5 months in an insititute which I recently left, and I have a cute girlfriend and we need a place to stay."
Sean pokes Sakura with a 12-foot pole.
Sakura oofs.
D.L. …
Viola says, "Talking of 12-foot poles. Nathan!"
Anders says, "the one in Benji's pants?"
D.L. … …
Nathan says, "Luckily Heidi likes you Peter— …"
D.L. says, "Wow."
Niki …
Nathan feels flattered.
Viola says, "I…actually don't have anything to say to Nathan."
D.L. …
Monica has disconnected.
Nathan dies and dies.
Peter loves Heidi. <3
Elena says, "…..what the…."
Sean …
Viola says, "…."
Viola says, "Help me."
D.L. …
Nathan just hugs VIOLA.
Anders drops 12 foot pole.
Nathan …
Niki x_x
Viola laughs!
D.L. …
Nathan says, "Anders don't drop your pole. D:"
Niki takes 12 foot pole.
Nathan says, "NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT—"
GAME: Niki has rolled CRUSH and got a result of GOOD.
D.L. ……………….
Nathan says, "OH GOD"
Anders says, "TAKES IT HARD."
Nathan says, "AAAAHHH"
Sakura says, "…"
Peter says, "Niki, I think your husband needs to go back to school and learn some words."
Adam says, "…"
Adam says, "…"
D.L. so goes AFK for the night. x.x
Peter says, "And apparently so does everyone else in here."
Nathan says, "hi Crack o' Clock, I missed you."
Niki drops 12 foot pole.
Anders says, "I think I should be banned from the @create command for fear of becoming Carrot Top."
Peter hugs D.L. XD
Sakura …
Sakura created a monster…
…
Viola says, "I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING STUPIDER THAN TALKING ABOUT NATHAN'S POLE."
Peter drops his pants..
Peter is a MAN.
Peter takes his pants..
Adrenaline says, "I don't get it."
Sakura O.O
Elena DIES
Nathan …
Elena says, "WHAT"
Elena says, "WHAT"
Sean prods Sakura's —-
Viola says, "….hahahaha."
Leroy got it.
Anders says, "its not as funny when you don't have an item.
Nathan says, "Raise your hand if you saw anything special."
Nathan waits.
Adrenaline has left.
Adrenaline boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
Sakura f'ing dies.
Peter says, "Look at me."
Peter has an item.
Nathan …
Elena is laughing so hard
Anders drops Peter's Pants..
You say, "I saw a vagina, does that count? D:"
Viola DIES.
Nathan cries.
Niki says, "…"
Elena says, "I look away for like, TEN SECODNS"
Leroy says, "…"
Niki says, "I know, Elena!"
Sakura says, "Oh my god…my sides hurt."
You say, "Where's Sylar when I need him?"
Sylar has arrived.
Adrenaline says, "I just realized."
Adrenaline says, "That I shouldn't have made the Pony's number 283-PONY."
<OOC> Jaden rolls to see if he's high.
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Cass says, "Well?"
<OOC> Jaden HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO ROLL.
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "WHY IS THERE NO WEED STAT?"
<OOC> Elena says, "WHY DON'T WE HAVE A WEED STAT?"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Jaden says, "SOMEBODY SUBMIT THE WEED SHINY"
<OOC> Cass LOL
<OOC> Cass says, "I think it'd be an OUCHIE."
<OOC> Jaden says, "WEED IS GOOD FOR YOU. GLACOMA
<OOC> Cass says, "Roll Medicine. Hahahaha."
<OOC> Jaden says, "YES."
GAME: Jaden has rolled MEDICINE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Cass says, "Ahahaha."
<OOC> Jaden says, "Aw. Guess I'm sob-"
GAME: Jaden has rolled CRIME+MEDICINE and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Jaden says, "I'M HIGH!"
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS
<OOC> Elena DIES
Heidi has arrived.
WHOOSH!
You say, "Hai you guyz look whut i found it's mah wife."
You let go of Heidi!
Heidi has left.
Niki says, "o hai"
Niki says, ">.>"
You say, "WHUPS"
Adrenaline DIES.
Niki says, "DID YOU…"
Niki says, "NATHAAAN."
Nathan dies and dies.
Niki says, "lol divors"
Nathan DIES MORE.
Adrenaline can't stop laughing.
Heidi says, "…"
You say, "HI HONEY"
Heidi says, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?"
You say, "NOTHING"
You say, "BY THE WAY I CAN FLY"
I swear to God, this was really related to die rolls. But out of context?
<OOC> Mara says, "And then the 'lol divors' macro was born."
<OOC> Noah wonders what's in Noah's future.
<OOC> Mara says, "You'll have to scene with me again sometime to find out, won't you?"
<OOC> Noah says, "My future with you is apparently sucking!"
<OOC> Noah says, "Wait."
<OOC> Noah says, "This better not end up on a board somewhere."
Adrenaline says, "I love sneezing."
You say, "Weirdo."
Adrenaline says, "What!"
You say, "Sneezing is like an explosion inside the head."
Adrenaline says, "Seriously. When you feel that itch comin' on, and then SNEEZE. It's so awesome."
Nathan …
Adrenaline says, "… /That/ will end up on a board, I'm sure."
Nathan ain't touchin' it.
Adrenaline says, "I like sneezing, OKAY."
Adrenaline says, "That is kind of weird I guess. XD"
You say, "JUST A BIT"
Adrenaline :(
Adrenaline says, "Don't hate."
You say, "It's okay."
You say, "You are still m3'd."
Adrenaline m3!
Stefanie says, "Actually, there's a section of the sneeze that's like a… little orgasm in your nose."
You say, "…"
You say, "Okay NOW."
You say, "NOW it's getting spotlit."
~What, you don't think she's beautiful?~ Even from up there, even though Eric can't see him, Ramon starts /looming/. Now he's wearing his focused look-glower. ~You don't think she's a good cook? That she wouldn't keep good house for you and raise good babies and be a good intellectual equal? She's smarter than both of us.~ GLARE.
<OOC> Elena DIES AT RAMON
<OOC> Peter says, "…"
<OOC> Peter says, "I can just ear a little chibi Elena going 'DAD!'"
<OOC> Elena says, "……did I just get pimped by my own FATHER?!"
<OOC> Ramon says, ">_<"
<OOC> Ramon says, "I was DEFENDING you."
<OOC> Elena DIES
~I mean! I…just…what….I DON'T…you're glaring at me arn't you?!~ Pause ~AND OF COURSE SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!~ Pause. ~Don't shoot me. Or tell her I said that.~
The doctors stare at the sudden increase in Eric's heart rate. Pause. Must be some damn dream.
The surgeons attempting to sew him up blinks at the sudden elevation of heartrate from the carcass on the gurney.
"…..did his heart just…?"
"It did."
"Oh my god. FINALLY. It only took TEN HOURS."
"Let's bring this kid home, boys."
Hope is a beautiful thing.
But it clearly holds no candle to Fatherly Intimidation.
<OOC> Ramon LOLS AND LOLS.
<OOC> Eric says, "YOU SAVED ME RAMON!"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Ramon says, "Coaxing you didn't work. Clearly I had to growl at you. *sage ndos*"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "What do you get when you cross a sex addict with a half-drunk woman?"
<OOC> Riya says, "Them in one of their apartments less than an hour later, and an FTBed scene?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Indeed!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Hard to explain away a gunshot wound. Although."
<OOC> Mara says, "Mmhm. Although?"
<OOC> Nathan says, "If I can come up with an elaborate lie, he could probably pull it off."
<OOC> Mara says, "Probably. He is Nathan goddamn Petrelli."
<OOC> Nathan says, "Tha's right, bitches."
GAME: Nathan has rolled CHARISMA+BLUFF and got a result of FANTASTIC.
<OOC> Mara says, "AWESOME."
<OOC> Nathan throws gangsta signs.
<OOC> Mara says, "You /fly/, man!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Okay NOW FOR A LIE. Um."
<OOC> Mara says, "Mugging?"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Sure. Yes."
<OOC> Nathan says, "GUY CAME OUT OF NO WHERE, BUT I TOOK HIM ON"
<OOC> Mara | "You see, we were leaving the theatre when this man came at us with a gun. He said this weird thing to us. Something about dancing with the devil and moonlight? Next thing I know, he just starts shooting!"
<OOC> Nathan snrks.
<OOC> Nathan | "Then I hit him. It was awesome."
<OOC> Mara | "It's true! He hit him. He hit him /real/ hard."
<OOC> Nathan | "Describe the guy? Yeah, okay, he had a face that was like TOTALLY GETTING PUNCHED BY ME."
<OOC> Mara spits soda at her screen.
GAME: Peter has rolled PERCEPTION and got a result of POOR.
<OOC> Peter dies.
<OOC> Peter notices nothing. T_T
<OOC> Peter says, "(The dice hate me)"
<OOC> Stefanie says, "Wow."
<OOC> Peter says, "The dice hate me. :("
<OOC> Stefanie says, "Civilization as we know it rests in the hands of the man who roll these dice….."
<OOC> Peter says, "The world is doomed."
<OOC> Stefanie says, "….. We're bloody doomed…"
Candice says, "I couldn't care less about how your ego feels."
Candice eyes Claire. Yes? Yes?
Adrenalineshuns.
Adrenaline has left.
Adrenaline boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
Claire pets Claire.
Claire says, "…"
Claire says, "What?"
Claire says, "Stop drinking, Claire."
Claire says, "Christ."
Claire meant to pet CANDICE.
Claire says, "She fooled me with an illusion."
Elena dies.
Serotonin dies.
Claire needs to… just… whatever.
Claire is really much prettier as a blonde. Far prettier than brunette Claire.
Claire says, "HEY."
Claire says, "STOP EMITTING."
Claire says, "NO."
Candice <3
Claire >(
Claire has left.
Claire boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
From afar, Nima (Nim) laughs at bbpost 11/83.
Nima (Nim) pages: Y'know… instead of asking your dad about The Company, you should probably be checking if he can nab you a home STD test. Pee on the stick: if it turns orange, you have gonorrhea.
Nima (Nim) pages: If it turns blue, it's syphilis.
Long distance to Nima: Cass DIES.
Nima (Nim) pages: I don't think this is the talk Lee wanted me to have with you, though.
Long distance to Nima: Cass LOL. Perhaps not.
Nima (Nim) pages: Well, those can be successfully treated. If you get herpes, though, you are so hosed.
You paged Nima with 'Yeah. Herpes and Lach will have to just die.'
Nima (Nim) pages: I wonder if [www.hehasherpes.com] is an available domain name. It'd be a public service website.
Nima (Nim) pages: It's available!
Long distance to Nima: Cass dies. Just in case.
From afar, Nima (Nim) will IC register it. Lachlan and Jack will go up there, fo' sho'.
Long distance to Nima: Cass LOL. Why is Jack going up there?
Nima (Nim) pages: He seems like a playa.
Nima (Nim) pages: Plus, Lach could use the company.
Nima (Nim) pages: And he punched my brother in the nuts AND I WANT NIECES AND NEPHEWS, ONE DAY.
Long distance to Nima: Cass DIES.
…are scary.
Elena steeples her fingers and waits for Bob to log on. Oh yes.
GAME: Bob has connected.
During the Lachlan trying to grovel himself back into good graces with Cass scene:
Elena has arrived.
<OOC> Elena says, "…"
<OOC> Cass says, "…."
<OOC> Elena POINTLAUGHS
Elena has left.
Wrong Version:
"Awww." Riya says softly as Claudine backs off and walks off. The song gets a blink from the girl, but she does shrug a bit. "Food sounds good, and I'm okay with doing perfect strangers." She says simply.
Proper Version:
"Awww." Riya says softly as Claudine backs off and walks off. The song gets a blink from the girl, but she does shrug a bit. "Food sounds good, and I'm okay with eating with perfect strangers." She says simply.
Vincent's dumb. This is not uncommon. XD
<OOC> Vincent CRAP. SEE? EXAMPLE RIGHT THERE.
<OOC> Riya grins.
Sylar says, "I should get Molly's number IC!"
Molly says, "…."
Molly says, "Terrifying."
Sylar says, "Ringring. "Hello, Molly." YEAH."
You say, "Does she even have a phone?"
Molly says, "I DO!"
You say, "Hahahaha!"
Molly says, "I….forgot my number though."
Sylar says, "Yeah, so she can call her mom."
Molly says, "Shit."
Mara says, "Oh that's just mean."
Molly says, "I MEAN DARN."
Namir laughs.
Sylar says, "What's mean?"
Katya DIES
Molly SMACKS SYLAR.
Sylar says, "Ow! What's mean?!"
Mara says, "Her /mom/?"
Sylar says, "Yeah?"
Molly says, "You killed my mom, jerkface."
Sylar says, "MOHINDER IS DEAD?"
Namir DIES
Molly DIES.
Riya stares.
GAME: Orion has rolled LIFE and got a result of SUCKAGE.
"Well, I guess I am the youngest. Not by much, though," Peter says, counting his dice and moving the little dog the number of places. He lands on the Railroad, yes, and of course spends almost all of his money to buy it. Always buy the railroads. Never not buy the railroads. Once his move is resolved, he reaches out to take the booze, with a, "You shouldn't even have this in a- " And that would be exactly where he cuts off. There's not even a shudder, so much as he just collapses, almost falling out of the chair.
<OOC> Peter says, "Oh man, 15-30 minutes."
<OOC> Peter says, "You're so gonna cheat me!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "You bet your ass."
GAME: Lachlan has rolled DRIVE and got a result of GREAT.
Lachlan zooooooooom.
Lachlan has left.
Ling says, "So lachlan can handle the stick shift, why cant he handle ME?!?!?!?"
Ling cries.
Namir dies.
Ling says, "Lachlan is teh ghey. He handles the stick shift better than women."
You say, "You don't make interesting VROOM VROOM sounds, Ling."
You say, "If you just sounded like a V8 engine, he might be better."
Bekah says, "Men."
Allan says, "As stated earlier, Lachlan is the gayest manwhore. Like the littlest hobo."
Adam taught himself how to drive a stick.
Allan distracted by thought of hot chick sounding like a V8 Engine.
Niki says, "Holygod."
You say, "Seriously, Allan."
Niki scrolls up.
Namir dies.
Allan says, "Hell, I don't even drive, but it gets tingly"
Ling sounds like a V8 engine then.
Ling purrs sexily, "Vroom..vroom.." and brow waggles.
Lachlan has arrived.
GAME: Lachlan has rolled PERFORM+DEXTERITY and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
Katya says, "…………."
Katya says, "What."
Allan says, "Lach is good at sex."
Katya says, "He is not."
Lachlan :D
Sakura …
Katya says, "Ling says he isn't."
Lachlan says, "She sounded like a V8 engine."
Lachlan says, "I reacted accordingly."
Katya LAUGHS
Sean takes a swig of his rum and cock, and lets it send its warmth down his throat. "I'm sure I can make the rest of tonight much…" He looks intensely into Riya's eyes and wriggles his eyebrows a bit. "much more interesting."
<OOC> Sean says, "…COKE."
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: Nice drink. What size does that come in?
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: MAGNUM?
You paged Adrenaline with 'Uh, it's Sean. /Any size you fucking want/. ;D'
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: EW.
From afar, Adrenaline (Fear) goes to WASH HIS SOUL.
Leroy smiles and pats Mitch on the arm. "See, and okay you have a bit of peach fuzz there too I hope I got…so everything worked out for the best." Then…there is violence and his eyes go wide before he gives a tiny flail and takes off his hat, offering it to Mitch again as he wades across the dance floor towards the stage, if only to get a chair to stand on and tilt his head back and…he turns slightly. "I'm so sorry boys…." There is a slight hand movement so he can -squeeze- and then he hits a note men should not hit. "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~" This keeps going and going and going and going and going…before he finally goes. "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm every woman! It's all iiiiiiiin meeeeee! Please no fiiiiiightiiiiiiiing…"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Elena sob. Leroy I love you XD
<OOC> Randall says, "I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SQUEEZED."
<OOC> Elena HOWLS
<OOC> Leroy says, "I THINK YOU KNOW"
Truth be told, /Lachlan/ isn't sure how he got into the apartment. He was kinda hoping Cass had the answer to that one. The aspirin is eyed suspiciously before he reaches up a hand to snag them off the coffee table. He manages to get hold of one, but the other is scraped onto the carpet near his face. Undeterred, he pops the one, dry-swallows, then half-flops over to literally suck the second off the floor. There he remains with his face pressed into the carpet, trying to make the world stop hating him. God, he doesn't need aspirin; he needs a /gun/. "'Unno howa go' in," he informs the floor honestly. It's an important detail; the floor needs to know.
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Cass just dies.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "IMPORTANT DETAILS. THE FLOOR NEEDS TO BE IN THE LOOP."
<OOC> Cass says, "MY FLOOR KNOWS MORE THAN YOU."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I … I can't argue that."
GAME: Lachlan has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Lachlan gasps.
<OOC> Lachlan clearly needs to be hungover more often.
<OOC> Cass dies.
GAME: The Floor has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Lachlan DIES.
Mara catches Peter's look immediately and gives him a quizzical expression. What? She glances briefly at the board to make sure Nathan only moves the amount of spaces that he rolled on the dice.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Now I'M the cheater."
<OOC> Mara says, "MAYBE YOU ARE"
<OOC> Nathan says, "JUST MAYBE"
<OOC> Peter says, "Well, you are cheating on your wife."
<OOC> Nathan says, "…oh snap."
<OOC> Nathan says, "Wow, walked right into that one."
<OOC> Peter says, "You did."
<OOC> Mara says, "Oh shit."
<OOC> Mara says, "Ouch."
<OOC> Mara says, "That one kind of stings me, too."
<OOC> Nathan shares the ice for that burn.
<Public> Trouble Magnet Mara has only shagged one PC so far, thanks.
<Public> Domo? Domo! Hiro says, "And that's how the Maya Strain really started."
<Public> He's a berserker Randall says, "Wait. Mara shagged Maya? How did I miss this?"
<Public> Leroy is so glad…his characters are celibate.
<Public> Domo? Domo! Hiro says, "Maya > Sylar —> Mara —> Nathan —> Hiro —> Kellie —> Sylar —> Peter —> Elle…"
<Public> BBF & Fail Boat Captain: Nathan has, um… hoshi Peter's gotten more than m— WAIT.
<Public> Trouble Magnet Mara says, "Wait. What?"
<Public> Viola says, "Hahaha."
<Public> 79 and Counting Peter says, "…"
<Public> BBF Fail Boat Captain: Nathan says, "That line needs some /serious reshuffling/."
<Public> Trouble Magnet Mara says, "YEAH."
<Public> Domo? Domo! Hiro says, "Well I was hoping no one would notice."
[http://hm-kldamaris.livejournal.com/9957.html] (NSFW language, but come on, you're all growed up, aren't you.)
(from Nathan)
On talking about an alt's power…
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: WHAT DID YOU CHANGE IT TO?
You paged Adrenaline with 'Your idea.'
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: BANNED.
You paged Adrenaline with '…'
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: XD
You paged Adrenaline with 'Ahahahaha.'
You paged Adrenaline with 'OMG YOU WIZZES, NEVER HAPPY'
"…..have you been reading Luis's roleplaying books?" Elena wonders, and reaches up to gently pluck the coffee cup from her father's hands. "But you're right. No coffee until I check your vitals….and if they're bad, no coffee for the rest of the day. I'll make you some orange juice." Because the young woman insists on fresh squeezed. She wanted to be a chef. She's going to be a doctor, or a scientist at the rate she was going. She will want freshness whenever she can.
"I read them when he first got them," Ramon grunted. "I had to reassure myself they weren't demon summoning manuals. I even went to a game session and sat in. That's how I know all about level 12 orcas." Pause. "I fell asleep about halfway through. They just rolled that weird thing for my…barbarian or whatever it was they plopped in front of me. I came home and decided that God would be too busy laughing at such a group of dweebs to send them to Hell over being dweebs."
"Shhhhh!" Jaden pops up and looks around, before sliding over towards the counter and swings the big ol' box up. There's a red bow on it. "Hey, Sidekick. Didn't see you there." He flashes a smile and pushes the box over towards her. "Your uniform. I came by the 'Bucks, but you were straight Speed Racer outta' there. Anyway, I didn't have your measurements so… I had to wing it. If you need uh… changes?" He reaches up and cups his imaginary boobs to indicate what he's talking about, "Let me know. I'll have my stylist hook it up."
Again, he's turning his attention back to Cass. "What? Oh!" He reaches into his pocket as he pulls his hood down and comes out with a napkin. He gets to wiping the shoe polish off and shakes his head. "Shoe polish. No biggie." He smiles as he realizes that there's blueprints underneath his elbows. "Oh! You got it! Sweet! I wasn't sure I delivered it right. I can't ever trust myself." This probably sounds crazy. Because, well, they don't know about his SEKRIT ABILITY. Ahem. "What do you think? Cool, huh? I even put in a stereo system to bump our theme song, when we get one, during crucial crime solving moments." He's -too- excited about this.
<OOC> Jaden says, "In case you open the box on this round, El: http://tinyurl.com/395q9b"
<OOC> Jaden whistle.
<OOC> Elena DIES LAUGHING
<OOC> Elena says, "WHAT. WHAT. WHAT"
<OOC> Jaden says, "The boots are in there too."
<OOC> Viola DIES.
<OOC> Elena BURIES HER FACE IN HER HANDS
"I got it. I swear I got it!" Jaden looks like he's just gotten the greatest idea in the world. "I'll pull a Bruce Wayne and build a secret lair underneath my house! It'll be SO FREAKIN' SWEET!" There's too much going on in his wacky mind and he's sliding over to where Elena is and reaching out to touch the fabric of the outfit he brought her. "You guys are right. The hospital will be so much better. And you…" He points over Elena's shoulder as he moves behind her, his fingertip aimed directly at Cass. "… can have whatever rooms you want. How many rooms you want. Anything you want." And now it's time for the catch. "As long as she wears the costume."
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Elena says, "CASS SAVE ME ;____;"
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "Oh man, Elena. I dunno."
<OOC> Cass says, "I mean…AS MANY ROOMS AS I WANT."
GAME: Cass has rolled WILLPOWER+LOYAL and got a result of AVERAGE.
<OOC> Elena SOB
<OOC> Cass says, "MWAHAHAHA"
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS
<OOC> Cass says, "SORRY ELENA. HERE'S YOUR COSTUME."
<OOC> Elena says, "I HATE YOU BOTH"
GAME: Elena has rolled WILLPOWER+ALTRUISTIC and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Elena CRIES
<OOC> Elena says, "F*** XD"
<OOC> Jaden says, "HOT!"
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Jaden says, "I shoulda' said 'make out' or something."
<OOC> Cass LOL
<OOC> Elena says, "OMG. THE ONE TIME MY WILLPOWER ROLL FAILS ME"
<OOC> Cass says, "THANK YOU WILLPOWER."
<OOC> Cass says, "I mean…"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Cass CACKLE.
<OOC> Cass says, "BASEMENT CLINIC HERE I COME."
Her face scrunches up. She tries. But when she sees the look on Cass's face, and Jaden's face, and the costume, Elena GROANS. Oh god. Oh god. What is she doing? She snatches the box off the counter and she gives Jaden a -look-. "Fine. I'll do it. But you better make good on this, okay? Shake on it— no. No. PINKY SWEAR on it." She holds out her hand, pinky finger extended. The pinky swear is as old as time, and just as sacred. "Promise, Jaden?" She looks him right in the eye, her face an expression of stubborn determination. She….will model the femme-Robin costume. And she will PRETEND TO LIKE IT. ….and she will cry on the inside and pretend this day NEVER HAPPENED.
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "Oh my God. Cass is going to feel SO GUILTY."
<OOC> Cass says, "This clinic was bought with DIRTY MONEY."
<OOC> Cass says, "Hahahaha."
<OOC> Cass says, "And then she'll get over it. >.>"
Oliver says, "Don't make me sing our song, Nathan. I'll do it."
Nathan says, "…I…"
Nathan turns on the radio VERY LOUDLY.
Stefanie says, "Why do birds… suddenly appear….."
Nathan says, "Lalala can't hear you."
Riya says, "Everytime… you come neaaar…"
You say, "Just like me… they want to be…"
Nathan says, "CLOSE TO— damnit."
Oliver says, "You see, Nathan, it isn't over!"
Sylar (Gabby) pages: They're both posing in weird languages.
You paged Sylar with 'They're speaking in tongues.'
Sylar (Gabby) pages: (I think they're after us let's get the hell outta here)
You paged Sylar with 'Clearly they are devilspawn.'
Long distance to Sylar: Molly dies. RUN.
From afar, Sylar (Gabby) dies.
You paged Sylar with 'Sylar and Molly team up and hit the road.'
Sylar (Gabby) pages: Oh my god. It'd be the best story ever.
You paged Sylar with 'Heroes becomes a road trip comedy.'
Sylar (Gabby) pages: It'd be sweet. XD
Long distance to Sylar: Molly can hear it now. 'He's a serial killer with no conscience. She's a cute little girl with no parents. When they meet…they may just find they were exactly what the other needed'
You paged Sylar with 'It'd be like that remixing of the Shining trailer. Awesome and so so very wrong.'
From afar, Sylar (Gabby) diiies. "This needs to be spotlighted."
Long distance to Sylar: Molly dies. Yes. XD
<OOC> D.L. says, "…"
<OOC> D.L. says, "Oh crap. We've just been Bob'd."
<OOC> Niki says, "It chafes but it's comforting at the same time. :("
<OOC> Bob says, "XD"
<OOC> Niki :|
…I am a whore.
<OOC> Riya says, "What? It's not like I'm gonna leave and sleep with someone in this room!"
<OOC> Riya says, "… Oh, wait, nevermind."
<OOC> Riya says, "I probably will."
Anything else Mohinder was going to say or contribute is cut off by the scream and thud out in the hall. This building is usually quiet, except for the scuffles caused by /his/ 'visitors'. "Molly, go to your room, stay there!" he instructs as he rushes into his office to claim the gun Bob gave him earlier in the day. Here's to hoping that it may not be necessary. He's a little slower than Matt, having to go farther for his own weapon.. and he's not trained for this sort of thing. He looks questioningly at Matt, resisting the urge to throw the door open.
<OOC> Mohinder really needs training, he could shoot someone's eye out with this thing.
<OOC> Mohinder DUCKS.
<OOC> Sylar says, "Hahahahahah."
<OOC> Matt takes it away.
<OOC> Matt gives Mohinder pink bunny pajamas.
<OOC> Mohinder wipes his eyes. I kill myself.
<OOC> Molly dies.
<OOC> Molly says, "Oh God."
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: Man! (I'm not here so shh.)
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: But I renamed Melatonin into m3latonin, and she hasn't talked yet. :(
Long distance to Adrenaline: Viola dies.
You paged Adrenaline with 'We must make her speak….obviously.'
<Public> Viola says, "Meeeeel."
<Public> Viola says, "Leroy's making me nostalgic."
<Public> Sticky Buckle Tape m3latonin says, "For what?"
<Public> Sticky Buckle Tape m3latonin says, "SON OF A WHORE."
<Public> Sexiest Man Alive: Nathan DIES AND DIES.
<Public> Tamara laughs.
<Public> Napalm Ninja Jesus Namir DIES.
<Public> Chief. Adrenaline says, "VI WITH THE ASSIST."
<Public> Chief. Adrenaline says, "OWNED, MEL. OWNED."
<Public> Sexiest Man Alive: Nathan says, "KARMA IS A BITCH."
<Public> Viola DIES.
<Public> Sticky Buckle Tape Melatonin says, "SCREW YOU GUYS."
<Public> Sexiest Man Alive: Nathan says, "That was wonderful."
<OOC> Molly curls up on Sylar.
<OOC> Sylar says, "…"
<OOC> Mohinder says, "MOLLY!"
<OOC> Sylar says, "I read that as Mohinder."
Drake should make Micah totally gay when he gets older.
Cass says, "Me too!"
Orion claps, although not as enthusiastically as Claudine. Perhaps he thinks it might be difficult to clap that hard. Or maybe he'd create building-annihilating sonic boobs if he clapped any more enthusiastically. That's a super-power, right? Clapping sonic booms?
<OOC> Orion says, "… Oh hell."
<OOC> Claudine says, "What?"
<OOC> Orion says, "Stupid finger. I said 'm', not 'b'."
<OOC> Claudine patpats.
<OOC> Orion says, "That's a terrible, terrible typo."
<OOC> Claudine giggles, "Sonic boobs!"
<OOC> Orion says, "Building-annihilating ones."
It's a good thing that Orion doesnt have sonic boobs, cause Claudine would probably get jealous of them. But as the curtain closes, she looks over up towards him and hops up for a soft kiss on the cheek. "That was amazing!" she says sounding rather excited before bumping her hips playfully against his own. "So what's next on the agenda for the evening?"
<OOC> Nathan says, "…why. WHY are we having sex roll competitions."
<OOC> Peter says, "because we're men."
<OOC> Nathan says, "Oh."
<OOC> Peter says, "That's what we do."
GAME: Nathan has rolled DEXTERITY+STAMINA and got a result of GREAT.
<OOC> Nathan wins.
<OOC> Peter says, "…"
<OOC> Nathan :D
GAME: Peter has rolled DEXTERITY+STAMINA and got a result of GREAT.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Oh it's on."
GAME: Nathan has rolled DEXTERITY+STAMINA and got a result of SUPERB.
<OOC> Nathan says, "……"
<OOC> Nathan dies.
<OOC> Peter says, "Son of a bitch."
When people think of New York City, Times Square is one of the first places that comes to mind. It's colourful, it's huge, it's crowded, it's chaotic, it's New York. If the skyscrapers surrounding it don't have advertising attached to them in some manner, the cornucopia of neon signs and screens everywhere surely reflect in their many windows. Yellow taxis are almost more prevalent than people. It's Times Square!
Zac walks down the street muttering under his breath to no one in particular: "I dunno what it is about that Peter Petrelli guy. I mean, all that Peter Petrelli guy wants to do is walk around with his flouncy hair and be all..Peter Petrelli about things! Y'know, if *I* were Peter Petrelli, I'd walk around like I could do whatever I wanted, and I could, because I would be Peter Petrelli! My mom told me there'd be days like this, days where I'd walk around New York City and lament that I'm not Peter Petrelli..all the Peters I could ever want to be, St. Peter, Peter Parker, but noooooooo..I gotta stuck wanting to be just. like. Peter. Petrelli."
Stuffing his hands into the pockets of his trench. Zac walks down the street, once again silent.
<OOC> Grant says, "HAHAHA"
<OOC> Grant says, "You called him Nathan."
<OOC> Gwen says, "DAMMIT."
<OOC> Grant says, "WHO'S THE DRUNK NOW"
<OOC> Gwen says, "D:"
<OOC> Gwen says, "What the hell. My brain's a scary place, man."
<OOC> Gwen says, "LOG EDIT. >.>"
<OOC> Grant just cackles.
<OOC> Gwen says, "IT'S BECAUSE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GIN."
<OOC> Grant dies.
<OOC> Gwen says, "Curse you, gin. CURSE YOU."
<OOC> Grant says, "You're not even drinking it."
<OOC> Grant says, "I'd spotlight but I am way too drunk."
(And so I had to)
You say, "Sandra's hardcore, man."
D.L. says, "She's pretty hot."
D.L. says, "Hook a brotha' up."
Noah says, "You couldn't handle it."
D.L. says, "Damn. I feel you, dogg. 1."
Noah says, "BECAUSE I WILL DOUBLE TAP YOU IN THE HEAD WHILE YOU SLEEP!"
D.L. says, "S'all good, playah. Many of fine honays out there."
D.L. says, "I can wait 'til Claire's 18. No dizoubt."
Noah says, "…"
Noah says, "I have a better idea."
D.L. says, "Word up?"
Noah says, "I'll have my boy cancel out your powers when you're halfway through a wall cause I'm curious as to what will happen."
D.L. says, "Yo, I'm down for that. Let's get this pizarty started on the suicide tip."
You say, "….."
Noah says, "what is wrong wiht you"
You say, "Noah, he's too crazy."
D.L. says, "Holla' back, youngin'!"
D.L. says, "WOOP WOOP!"
You say, "Spotlit. Oh my God."
D.L. says, "Do my Noahs run this mother trucka'! HEEEELLLLL YEAH! Do Big Bob run this mother trucka'! HEEEEELLLL YEAH!"
D.L. says, "Break it down, foo'!"
D.L. spins on his head.
You say, "I…what."
Noah says, "If you incorporate phasing into break dancing I will eradicate you."
D.L. says, "Pumps in a bump!"
Heidi says, "Night, guys"
D.L. says, "OH SNAP! Good idea!"
D.L. pop-lock and phase it! Pop-lock and phase it!
D.L. says, "YOOOOOOOUUUU!"
D.L. says, "Crank Dat Phasin' Boy!"
Noah says, "I said I'd do it."
Noah killed D.L.!
Noah says, "…it didn't affect him!"
Noah says, "Run."
D.L. pulls a Jeebs, "Gah! Do you know how much that stings?!" Grows another head.
Noah says, "Throw the dog at him and run!"
D.L. says, "Where my doggs at?! GRRRRRRRRR! ARF ARF!"
D.L. will now be played by DMX.
Noah says, "Why won't you die!"
D.L. holds up a Mentos pack.
D.L. *ping*
Gwen RUNS.
Adrenaline says, "I can't believe D.L. just referenced Men In Black."
Elena says, "Dude Cass. I'm sorry."
Cass says, "Bwuh?"
Elena says, "I'm sorry you're dating Ultimate Failguy."
Cass LOL
Jack snickers.
You say, "I WAS DRUGGED."
You say, "GOD."
Cass DIES.
Elena says, "Oh Lachlan. That excuse only goes so far."
Jack says, "Excuses."
You say, "None of you would have been able to do any different in my place. :<"
GAME: Cass has rolled WILLPOWER and got a result of GOOD.
GAME: Jack has rolled WILLPOWER and got a result of GOOD.
GAME: Elena has rolled WILLPOWER and got a result of GOOD.
Elena DIES at Lachlan
GAME: Sakura has rolled WILLPOWER and got a result of GOOD.
You say, "… OH SHUT UP."
"Good to meet you both," Gene offers as he gives a small 'I watch anime' bow before he looks about. He begins to unbutton his jacket to reveal his shirt. Thankfully, he changed from his shirt totally in binary to something a little more sexy. It's black with the following on it.
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base are belong to you
It's hot. Really. At least Gene thought it was. Glancing back toward Elena and Lachlan a few times, he looks toward Eric, trying to be smooth as he gives nonverbal communication. He points to both of them with a hand close to his chest, then redden as he makes two v-signs together, and a curved pointer finger that may or may not be an attempt for a question mark. He stops what he is doing to take the latte. Man, if he gets this for meeting new people, he should do it more often!
<Public> Cass says, "If you two have sex in my store, you have to put everything back together when you're done. XD"
<Public> Cass says, "Dammit I fail at NC."
"A dog person." For some reason, it makes the affair stuff make sense. If he likes dogs, but not computers… Okay, Gene swiftly loses the logic and just nods to Eric. "Right."
Silent for the entire way back to the appartment, Gene waits until Elena is dragging Lachlan away before he speaks to Eric. "So, what are we doing? We hanging out or we going out to the club?" He begins to gyrate his hips about in an attempt to dance. It may not be pretty. GAME: Gene has rolled PERFORM and got a result of HORRIBLE.
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Viola DIES.
<OOC> Eric DIES
<OOC> Elena can't stop laughing. Oh my god.
Gene does better than usual.
PHONE: Someone says, "Oh god, yes! Yes! Yes!"
Heidi says, "What's sex?"
Sandra says, "What?"
Mara says, "Something you don't do with your husband."
Mara says, "But I do."
Sandra says, "Jack is so sex obsessed."
Heidi says, "what the"
Heidi defenestrates Mara.
Mara says, "YOU ASKED."
Nicholas has connected.
Angela says, "Did you want to borrow my ball gag, Cass?"
Serotonin …
Cass says, "Yours, I think, may be a little too worn for me, Angela."
Cass says, "But it might help that Peter's used to it."
Nicholas has left.
Angela says, "Sorry, Nicholas. That must be a terrible thing to connect to—"
Cass dies.
Angela dies and dies.
Lachlan Dies.
<Admin> Melatonin says, "Nathan flying face-first at Sylar's crotch."
THAT IS ALL.
Jaden's the only one left after the Dittos all make their personalized exits. "Just one." is the answer given to Elena, before he moves off towards the side and away from the girl. Sad, a bit. Mostly burned though. He yanks his cell phone off his hip and flips it open. Speed dial. "Yo! Shagz. Shaggy! Wake up, dude! I need a favor. Mondo favor." He looks from Elena to Eric and then to the window. "Dude, the future of my loins depend on this." What?! "I need to you get up, get dressed, write down this address I'm about to give you, grab your tools and get your ass over here ASAPPER. I need you to fix a window."
The future of his WHAT? Elena just -stares- at Jaden, and covertly shuffles away from his loins.
<OOC> Mohinder guesses he gets to give Molly THE TALK.. by fault of being the geneticist.
<OOC> Micah says, "You know Matt will screw it up."
<OOC> Micah says, "He'd be all: OK Molly. Um… So.. when… a man.. and a woman… um… really.. likes.. each other, and um.. well… " He pauses, wiping the sweat off his brow. "BABIES COME FROM STORKS! Now go do your homework!""
<OOC> Molly says, "Hahahaha."
<OOC> Molly DIES.
<OOC> Niki laughs!
<OOC> Mohinder LOL
<OOC> Micah says, "Molly says, "But.. um.. are you sure? Is that really where babies come from?" Matt huffs. "No, you're right. Babies come from your wife cheating on you." Molly blankly stares. ".. What?" "STORKS DAMMIT!""
Nathan (Nate) pages: lol hai do u come here offen
You paged Nathan with 'no sup :)'
Nathan (Nate) pages: no wai lol ur priddy
You paged Nathan with 'so r u!!11'
Nathan (Nate) pages: aw xoxox!
You paged Nathan with 'marry me'
Nathan (Nate) pages: k.
You paged Nathan with '(And that's totally how it happened.)'
Nathan (Nate) pages: (Basically.)
Adrenaline has arrived.
Laurel :)
Heidi :)
Nathan :)
Heidi :)
Adrenaline says, "…"
Adrenaline says, ".."
Adrenaline says, "What the hell /stop that./"
Heidi :)
Nathan cackles.
Laurel :)
Heidi :)
Adrenaline has left.
Heidi says, "YAY!"
Nathan dies.
From afar, Adrenaline (Fear) gets the hell out.
Long distance to Adrenaline: Nathan crying laughing.
<Public> Chief. Adrenaline says, "I hate you."
<Public> BBF & Sexiest Man Alive: Nathan cackles more.
<Public> Chief. Adrenaline says, "Why does the post title have to be :) why."
<Public> CYLON! Heidi :)
<Public> 100 and Counting! Peter :)
<Public> BBF & Sexiest Man Alive: Nathan :)
<Public> Chief. Adrenaline gags any line that has :) in it from display. Probably this one, too. I hope it does. :(
<Public> BBF & Sexiest Man Alive: Nathan says, "Sissy."
<Public> CYLON! Heidi (:
<Public> 100 and Counting! Peter (:
<Public> BBF & Sexiest Man Alive: Nathan (:
<Public> Chief. Adrenaline says, "I fucking hate you."
<Public> Chief. Adrenaline is dying.
Thankfully, Gene has brought in something to make his night at least vaguely enjoyable. What would that be? The sound of 'beew bwip bwip' comes as Gene pulls out a remote from his pocket that seems a little larger and complex than a Robo-Sapein. But this is no Robo-Sapien that Gene pulls out from the other seat. This is… R2-D2. A full-size R2-D2. After struggling to set it on the sidewalk, Gene goes to the trunk in order to get the drink tray from Return of the Jedi as well as a magnetic bowtie, placing the accessories upon his date to the party. Gene pilots the machine to make its way over using the remote. There we go! If this won't attract the ladies and make an awesome first impression on people, Gene doesn't know what will.
<OOC> Elena says, "……….."
<OOC> Elena says, "GENE."
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Cass says, "You brought R2-D2 to a /party/."
<OOC> Gene says, "It said bring a friend. :("
<OOC> Ramon says, "LOL LOL LOL"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… Gene, you're a sad little man."
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Gene is indeed.
So, I've been playing logbitch for this epic scene of epic, right? And I was doing homework when it started, so I was a little late getting to the party (read: typing 'home' from the OOC room). I get there, and this is what happened…
<OOC> Mara says, "I AM WATCHING, OKAY? OKAY. I was going to log this for you, too. BUT APPARENTLY I MISSED SHIT. GAWD."
As Sylar stands over Peter's trapped body, he smiles. Too easy. "You can't escape your fate," the killer says to him, raising a hand out in front, his finger pointed at the man's skull. "I'm going to take them all… your power, the detective's power, the cheerleader's power… every last one of them." Sylar tilts his head to the side, a devious smirk on his face as he takes his final step forward. Time's up. "Don't scream. I don't want to wake the neighbors."
<OOC> Sylar says, "Well, thank you for logging! But Peter is. :("
<OOC> Mara says, "DUDE. Why is /yours/ coloured?"
<OOC> Sylar says, "'Cause I got coups."
<OOC> Peter says, "IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY!?"
<OOC> Mara says, "WTF. PETER. OMG. DON'T DIE, OKAY?"
<OOC> Sylar says, "Seriously, Pete. XD She's worried about the pretty colors!"
<OOC> Peter says, "Yeah, I see how it is."
<OOC> Mara wants purple OOC. ;_;
<OOC> Peter says, "You don't love me."
<OOC> Mara says, "I love you BUNCHES. So much. You have no idea. You saved my life, Petey! I <3 you forever! And your brother will never forgive me if you get yourself killed on my behalf."
<OOC> Peter says, "Well, yeah, too late."
GAME: Peter has rolled GETTING KILLED BY SYLAR and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
<OOC> Mara sobs.
<OOC> Sylar dies.
<OOC> Sylar says, "Oh wait."
<OOC> Sylar lives!
GAME: Sylar has rolled MURDER and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
<OOC> Mara flails!! "Now I really want to know what I missed."
<Public> 100 and Counting! Peter sniffs. Well, it was nice playing with you guys while I could.
Sylar watches Nathan and Mara move away with a cold fury in his eyes. He would go after them, but he has to deal with this nuisance first. This isn't the first time he's gotten in the way. If all goes according to plan… it will be the last. Unaware that Peter is able to see him until the last moment, Sylar still manages to dodge the lamp, taking a step back and watching Peter, a smile creeping across his face. "Here we are again," the killer says, shrugging slightly and holding his hands out to the side. "Destiny, maybe?"
<OOC> Peter says, "(You didn't miss anything, Mara, Sylar was just being a bitch)"
<Public> Beat the Clock. Mara says, "YOU GUYS SUCK!"
<OOC> Sylar says, "(YOU AGREED TO GO ALONG WITH IT)"
<Public> Beat the Clock. Mara says, "I HATE YOU BOTH SO MUCH."
<OOC> Peter says, "I did."
"Allow me to get you some, bonita," Ramon says. He looks around for the server and then…spots R2 D2. He strides up to the robot, and, taking it for someone in costume, picks out two champagnes and mutters, "Buddy, they're not paying you enough." And back he goes to Cass, holding out the drink. "That short guy," he nods to R2 D2, "looks a little shifty. Hold on to your purse around him."
Seamus gnawgnaw Lachlan. "Hfi Shhero!" (That's how I sound with a mouthful of Lachlan.)
Alyssa fails to not go to a bad place after reading that…
Seamus says, "…"
Lachlan /chokes/.
Seamus says, "Well. I'd be willing to go there too."
Jaden …
Lachlan wouldn't. »
Seamus says, "Oh you'd like it."
Lachlan says, "No. No, I would not."
Seamus says, "You totally would!"
Seamus says, "You totally would!"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/Bonnie/ isn't confusing. /She's/ female. I always know /exactly/ what she wants. >("
<OOC> Cass says, "She is a DOG."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… yeah, well."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "You were mad that I was lying before! I told the truth, and you got mad /again/! What am I supposed to think?!"
<OOC> Cass says, "THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH OTHER PEOPLE."
<OOC> Cass says, "DUH."
<OOC> Cass says, "Peter gets this!"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I'M NOT ANYMORE GAW."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "That's because Peter is a woman."
<OOC> Cass says, "YEAH, WELL, TELL THAT TO ELIANA."
<OOC> Cass says, "He so is not."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "His name is Kate."
<OOC> Cass says, "Manly Kate."
<OOC> Peter is not a woman.
GAME: Peter has rolled CONFIRM MANHOOD and got a result of MALE.
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Lachlan DIES.
<NC-18> Just call me Mara Waaaanna! Mara says, "Man! I hate it when bitches swoop in and KO my mark when they've got TWO GODDAMN HP left!"
<NC-18> D.L. says, "…"
<NC-18> D.L. says, "Sounds like my prom."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "HOW FITTING. Cass is a shiny, Lachlan is an ouchie."
<OOC> Gwen DIES.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "TOGETHER, THEY MAKE: BALANCE."
<OOC> Gwen says, "YAAAY."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "They bring balance to the Force. And with less emo than Anakin Skywalker."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Eat that, George Lucas."
<OOC> Gwen dies.
<OOC> Gwen says, "The idea of Lachlan as Anakin Skywalker is terrifying."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "The idea of Lachlan with a lightsaber is terrifying."
<OOC> Gwen DIES.
<OOC> Gwen says, "What tha fuck's this thing far?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "HOLY SHI' I JUST CUT M'FRIDGE IN HALF."
<OOC> Gwen DIESdiesdies.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Okay. Who sets?"
<OOC> Daphne says, "Okay, wh—"
<OOC> Daphne says, "YOU."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "NO YOU."
<OOC> Daphne says, "Actually I guess I can."
<OOC> Lachlan laughs.
THERE ARE AMINALS. GO!
<OOC> Daphne says, "Howzat?"
<OOC> Lachlan DIES.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OH MY GOD BEST SETPOSE EVER."
<OOC> Cass says, "……"
<OOC> Daphne says, "I AM GOOD AT SETS"
<OOC> Cass says, "<3"
But it should have.
Sylar is sitting in Isaac's loft, on a recliner, in a smoking jacket, reading the news paper, while Isaac's corpse continues to decay nearby. He is just drinking some coffee, and getting ready for a day of helping orphans. Or something lame like that. Damn public service.
SUDDENLY PETER PETRELLI KICKS IN THE DOOR! "Feel the wrath of my balls, Sylar!" he yells, as he begins chucking small orange spheres with stars on them at the serial-killer.
Being clobbered and knocked out of his chair, Sylar only has time to yell, "OHMYGODWHAT!" before he is forced to retaliate by telekinetically throwing his recliner at Peter.
Peter catches the chair with his own telekinesis, and laughs, "Hahaha! Is that the best you can do, GABRIEL GRAY!?"
Sylar throws his mug full of hot coffee at Peter.
Occupied with the chair, Peter is hit in the face with searing hot coffee. "AAAAAGGGH! HOLY WORD-I-CAN-NOT-SAY-ON-TELEVISION! MY BOYISH MAN FEATURES ARE RUINED! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
Sylar says, "Dude, it's just coffee. You'll get better."
Peter says, "Silence, mortal WOOOOOOORM!" Then he throws the recliner back at Sylar.
And then suddenly: Hiro! The Japanese man cuts the recliner in half and stands there with his trenchcoat flapping in the wind, and looking, as Ando once said, 'Totally badass'. He turns to Sylar and says, "Take my hand! Quickly! We have to get out of here!"
Sylar says, "…Wait, what?"
Hiro yells, "There's NO TIME!" Then he grabs Sylar by the collar of his smoking jacket and teleports the both of them.
Sylar looks around. "What the hell is this?"
Hiro says, "The end of the universe. Sayonara!" ZOMGTIMEWARP!
Sylar says, "WHAT." Then the universe explodes.
Peter looks up from poking Isaac's corpse with a stick as Hiro reappears. "It work?"
Hiro says, "Yes, it did, Peter Petrelli!"
Peter says, "Awesome. Let's go make fun of Matt because he can't read."
Meet System: You offer to +meet Riya.
Riya has arrived.
<OOC> Sean says, "Oh God, I typed +meat Riya at first. D="
<OOC> Sean says, "Though I suppose, knowing us, that will probably happen at the end of the scene…"
<OOC> Riya FACEPALMS.
<OOC> Cass SHAKES Lach.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OW."
<OOC> Lachlan, shaken!
<OOC> Eric says, "Lachlan! Shaken not stirred!"
<OOC> Nathan stirs Lachlan.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I can ask Sam to postpone it?"
<OOC> Lachlantini.
<OOC> Nathan drinks Lachlan.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "…"
<OOC> Katya says, "…"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I … wh— Nathan."
<OOC> Nathan says, "…what?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Nathan."
<OOC> Nathan says, "You are a delicious cocktail!"
<OOC> Katya cries. Lachjuice.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Wow that word has never been more wrong."
<OOC> Cass says, "………."
<OOC> Katya says, "I KNOW THAT'S WHY I'M CRYING AS I TYPE THIS"
<OOC> Cass says, "I. WHAT."
<OOC> Nathan dead.
Nathan says, "Hercules and MacGyver hate you."
Mara says, "Nuh uh."
Mara says, "They love Peter."
Mara says, "They'd do it for Uncle Peter."
Nathan says, "They love me more."
Peter says, "Yeah, they love me. :("
Peter says, "I gave them balloon lobster."
Nathan says, "I GAVE THEM LIFE"
<Public> Beat the Clock. Mara says, "I think I kind of need this tee shirt to live, guys.
<Public> Company Man, Stuart says, "Anders wants this one, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v110/taralom/00052431-520468_400.jpg"
Just incase anyone missed it the first time…
http://www.worldsaga.net/art/peteballoon.jpg
THANK YOU HEIDI.
<OOC> Lachlan picks a fight with Sam; /loses miserably/.
<OOC> Viola says, "Lach never wins a fight. XD"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Against a woman who could lay him out flat with a scream? Definitely not."
<OOC> Viola says, "Plus pansy Petrelli boy."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I was drunk! /Really really drunk/."
Nathan has arrived.
Nathan has left.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "…"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I … was that spooky for anyone else, or just me?"
<OOC> Viola dies.
You paged Gene and Jaden with 'So, our plan. I think Jaden and Eric need to scene first'
Jaden (Ditto) pages Gene and Elena: This could be bad while Jaden's emo.
You paged Gene and Jaden with 'Why is Jaden emo? O.o'
Jaden (Ditto) pages Gene and Elena: BECAUSE THE WORLD IS LIKE WORST CEO EVER IN LIFE.
You paged Gene and Jaden with 'That's why Eric's going to make you CHANGE THAT'
Jaden (Ditto) pages Gene and Elena: He's so depressed, he left a Ditto at home to eat and get fat.
Long distance to Gene and Jaden: Elena LAUGHS
You paged Gene and Jaden with 'I love you Jay XD'
Gene (Genius) pages Elena and Jaden: Hopefully, there will be a Jered Ditto to help the poor guy out.
Abandoned Warehouse. Docks.
"They think they know." A familiar voice sounds a bit more crazed. A bit more sinister. A bit more… clownish. With a hint of Jack Nicholson.
"But they have no idea what I'm capable of."
Standing in front of a full mirror is a young man in a purple suit. He's all decked out and adjusts a large flower on his lapel. His hands? White. Literally. With green fingernails. As he turns to look to the side, his face is also the same white color. He grins nice and wide, lips as red as a clown and rubs a hand through his dyed green hair.
"This is gonna' be a real laugh riot! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Jaden. What have you done?
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Gene says, "…"
<OOC> Jaden says, "Looks like I'll be adding this to my wiki too. >.>"
<OOC> Elena says, "…Gene, for what I'm about to put you through…I'm sorry."
Alyssa says, "GWEN."
Gwen says, "ALYSSA."
Gwen says, "WHAT."
Alyssa says, "IMMA GOING TO SEE JESUS."
Katya says, "………….."
Gwen says, "……"
Katya says, "WHAT? XD"
Gwen says, "I. What."
Katya says, "Oh. Namir."
Alyssa says, "TED NEELEY. JESUS."
Katya says, "OH."
Katya DIES
Katya says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID NAMIR"
Alyssa says, "HE'S IN MY THEATRE, BEING MY JESUS."
Katya says, "He brainwashed me"
Katya says, "Goddamnit!"
Gwen says, "I. What."
Cass omnomnoms Laurel.
Cass says, "Since Lach isn't here to do it."
GAME: Laurel has rolled SHIELDS UP! and got a result of POOR.
Laurel fails to blow.
Cass hee.
You say, "LOSE"
Laurel says, "…block"
Cass DIES.
Laurel says, "OH MY GOD."
You say, "…"
You say, "Laur"
You say, "You"
Niki says, "…"
Laurel cries.
Niki says, "What."
Candy has connected.
Candy smacks Jaden.
Candy has disconnected.
You say, "…"
Lachlan blinks.
Lachlan says, "I …"
Elena says, "…."
Lachlan says, "How … ?"
<Public> Night of Fire! Jenny says, "Melatonin, what do you call Kool-Aid again? Flavies? Softies? Something?"
<Public> Drop some of your needs! Melatonin says, "Freshie."
<Public> Drop some of your needs! Melatonin says, "SINGULAR."
<Public> The Frumious Bandersnatch Sean says, "Frehsies"
<Public> Drop some of your needs! Melatonin says, "NO. FRESHIE."
<Public> The Man Now, Dog Lachlan says, "WHATEVER."
<Public> Drop some of your needs! Melatonin says, "AND THEY'RE CALLED PYJAMAS."
Of course, if she can't just burst through the wall all, 'OH YEAH!' like the Kool-Aid Man (or Freshie Man depending on if you're a Martian or not), maybe she can still go for the longer route, and go through the door. Which… Would… Be… What most intelligent people would do, instead of trying to use an untested power in a way that will injure themselves and might not be at all helpful. Wow. Even when they're tall and muscular and can kick your ass, sometimes some blondes really are dumb. Well, we'll see in a moment what course is taken!
<OOC> Ethan says, "Maybe.. I shouldn't listen to Electric De Chocobo right now… o.o"
<OOC> Viola DIES.
<OOC> Ethan says, "and it makes me want chicken."
<OOC> Viola says, "………."
<OOC> Viola says, "I <3 you Ethan."
<OOC> Ethan says, "Good eatin'!"
(I had to show this pose to everyone because it is /sheer awesome/.)
The eerie silence from Alyssa's side of the ball rack is because she's tilting her head, staring at the ceiling, and thinking fine things about Andre the Giant and how he might bowl. Or might've. Sad. "I don't know," she expresses, coming away from Inigo, Fezzik, and Vizzini's bowling score sheet for the moment, "I've also come across ones that are too small, therefore the bowl sticks to you as you throw it and it ends up bouncing a little instead as you shake it off, bleh." Tucking the shoes under her arm, she tests out the feel of something utterly too glittery to describe, "As for the paying, I've just spent /far/ too many years making myself wholly independent from my parents against their will to take that step back now." The glitter monster is set back in exchange for a nicely stated orange one instead. She contemplates it a moment and then strolls to the actual lane to slide it onto the machine. She moves to the seats next to flop down quickly and remove her clogs. She's now several inches shorter. (PS: Inigo bowls with his eyes shut, Vizzini takes too damn long to take his turn, and Fezzik was winning)
GAME: Cass has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of AVERAGE.
<OOC> Cass says, "……."
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "…"
<OOC> Cass says, "AVERAGE?!"
GAME: Lachlan has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of AVERAGE.
<OOC> Cass says, "!!!!!!"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… !!!!!!"
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT?!"
<OOC> Cass says, "I. WHAT."
<OOC> Cass says, "I QUIT."
<Public> <3 Freshie and Pyjamas! Melatonin says, "It is strangely fitting that Lachlan's IP has 'bras' in it."
Drake says, "So now Drake is ganna be Angela's personal errand boy. Which scares him, a lot."
You say, "Wow. That…yeah. That is scary."
Nathan says, "So does that make you /my/ errand boy also?"
Drake says, "POOL BOY! BRING ME A MARGARITA! And… /dance/ in .. your leopard bikini. Ahhhhhh."
Serotonin :|
Gwen DIES.
Nathan says, "…"
Nathan says, "I. It. No, Angela can keep ypu."
Leroy says, "…"
Angela says, "I just want you to pick up my drycleaning. :("
Katya leeps clinging to Gwen
Katya keeps too
Grant clings to Katya.
Sakura leans on Katya.
Lachlan clings to Grant.
Gwen clings to Lachlan.
Emery says, "Grant. Do you want to clean my kitchen?"
Lachlan says, "CONGA!"
Gwen dances.
Gabrielle says, "…I just had a horrible idea."
Gabrielle says, "Absolutely horrible."
Leroy is going to need somebody else to burrow against and weep in agony against now.
Randall ?s at Gabrielle.
Chris >.>
Gabrielle says, "App a blonde guy named Freddy. Make friends with Daphne and Cass and Lachlan and Bonnie. Come across the scene of one of Sylar's murders. Ahem."
Freddy looks over the emptied skull of the dead man before him with a critical eye, while everyone else is busy being grossed out. Finally, he adjusts his tie, and announces, "It looks like we have another mystery to solve. Okay, gang! Let's split up!"
Candice says, "Ascot."
Candice says, "He adjusts his ascot."
Jaden :(
Gabrielle says, "Yes, that."
Gabrielle says, "And then Bonnie is all, 'Rut roh!'"
Gabrielle says, "Lachlan is all, 'Ye' got t'at righ'!'"
Gabrielle says, "And then someone points out that Lachlan is talking to his dog again."
<OOC> Cass says, "Peter thinks Bonnie is Cass' dog. XD"
<OOC> Lachlan dies. "Lachlan has all but acknowledged that Bonnie is mostly Cass' now."
<OOC> Cass cackles. See what happens when you leave a dog with Cass for a week?
<OOC> Cass says, "SHE CLAIMS IT."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "PFff /fine/."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "He'll just get himself a /Doberman/."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "He likes those better anyway."
<OOC> Cass grins.
<OOC> Cass says, "I think Cass' gonna get Lach a doberman. >.>"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "A BIG STRONG MALE DOBERMAN NAMED … uhm. SOMETHING FIERCE."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "LIKE … /BOB/."
<OOC> Cass facepalm.
<OOC> Cass names it Fluffy.
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "NO."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Lachlan would not allow this."
<OOC> Cass says, "YES. HIS NAME IS FLUFFY."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "NO IT IS NOT."
<OOC> Cass says, "HERE FLUFFY FLUFFY FLUFFY."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/STOP THAT/.,"
<OOC> Cass says, "NO."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "HIS NAME IS NOT FLUFFY."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "IT IS /BOBERMAN/."
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "THAT'S HIS /LAST NAME/."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/WHAT/"
<OOC> Cass says, "HIS FIRST NAME IS FLUFFY."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/NO/."
<OOC> Cass says, "FLUFFY BOBERMAN."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "YOU ARE RUINING MY DOG."
<OOC> Cass says, "BEST DOG EVER."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/STOP THAT/."
GAME: Emery has rolled CHARISMA+INFLUENCE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
Emery says, "No, I'm still a bastard"
You say, "You'll have to roll it with Penalty."
Grant >.>
GAME: Emery has rolled CHARISMA+INFLUENCE+ADDICTION and got a result of GOOD.
Emery says, "…"
Grant ..
Emery says, "UNLESS I AM DRUNK"
You say, "I like you more when you're TRASHED and PLIABLE"
Emery says, "Ain't that always the way…"
Elle smiles a little wryly. "And I'll even try to make it nonlethal." she teases just a bit. "I'm trying. It's still really hard." She frowns. "I'm not a nice person, Peter. We both know that."
"Don't have to be nice to have friends," Peter says offhandedly, keeping his hands on her shoulders and even running them up and down her arms. "Look at my brother. He can be an asshole. You're trying. That's the important part." And as if to emphasize that, he leans in to try and kiss her.
Elena says, "You people and your PDA."
Peter touches Elena's face.
Elena says, "I"
Lachlan curls up on Elena.
Elena says, "…"
Cass kisses Elea.
Cass says, "Elena."
Elena pets Lachlan, melts at Peter, andWHOA CASS.
Lachlan … :D :D :D
You say, "Do that again!"
Gabrielle says, "Hehehe."
Elena says, "WHAT."
Cass says, "WHAT?! THERE WAS NO TONGUE."
Lachlan :<
Elena SOB
Cass says, "IT WAS A FREIND KISS."
Lachlan 8<
Elena SOB
You say, "CASS."
You say, "STOP TALKING."
You say, "STOP RUINING MY FANTASY."
Cass DIES.
Ethan 'Holly' Holcombe's (Very) Secret Diary:
Day 4: Wife is vry upset. Chucked the alarm clock at my head. Refuses help. Vry annoying. Wife vry scary.
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "…how old really"
<Public> Chief. Melatonin says, "I'm actually younger than most of the players here. XD"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi laughs.
<Public> Chief. Melatonin says, "Or. Well. I guess I'm somewhere in the middle."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi Is 26.
<Public> The Jubjub Bird Victor says, "My guess is 25."
<Public> Chief. Melatonin says, "Your guess is wrong, suh."
<Public> The Jubjub Bird Victor says, "23!"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi guesses 80 again.
<Public> Chief. Melatonin says, "Bingo."
(Who said bowling isn't an interesting date?)
Having tucked her legs up against her while Oliver was rolling, Alyssa just keeps in her spot, grinning and adjusting her arms around her knees, "Bowling is often humbling. Either you're a freak who does it all the time, or you're just at the mercy of the lane like everybody else." She seems to have decided on a mood by this time, and it's all happy. Oliver is neither an ace bowler nor does it seem like he'd be a braggart if he were, so the tension in Alyssa's position has vanished. She unwraps from her place and hops up to her spot, "Hey, there any foodstuffs in our future, guy who's paying?" She turns over her shoulder to give him a speedy wink - blink and you missed it - and then gets to work. Slightly to the right start this time!
GAME: Alyssa has rolled ATHLETICS+MELEE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Alyssa says, "Wait. WHAT?"
<OOC> Oliver dies.
And then Alyssa vaulted across the ball machine and BOWLINGBALL'D the closest fellow player in the TEETH.
<OOC> Oliver DIES.
<OOC> Alyssa says, "Because clearly the roll has spoken."
Orion opens his mouth to say something but is cut off by Claudine gr-grabbing money from her bootie pocket. He closes his mouth and shakes his head an emphatic no.
<OOC> Claudine says, "Why the gr-grabbing at the money in the booty pocket? :P"
<OOC> Orion says, "Because there is another verb that starts with 'gr' and ends with 'ing' that could be used to describe that."
<OOC> Claudine ahhhs, "But you dont grope yourself!"
<OOC> Claudine says, "You grope others!"
<OOC> Orion says, "You can grope yourself."
<OOC> Orion says, "Wow that came out sounding wrong."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "If Cass and Lachlan ever reproduced, I imagine he'd react in a similar fashion to the doctor that told them. 'THA'S NO' FUNNY TAKE IT BACK.' *shakeshakeshake*"
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "And that nurse was Peter."
<OOC> Cass says, "Because he got stuck on a bum shift."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Unless the doctor is a woman. Then he'd just bluster ineffectually. Lachlan isn't violent toward women unless they give him a good reason."
<OOC> Peter suddenly a woman, don't hit me.
<OOC> Cass says, "OH SO NOW YOU'RE A WOMAN."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "YEAH WHAT?"
<OOC> Kate says, "If it gets me out of pummeling…"
<OOC> Lachlan DIES.
<OOC> Kate says, "Thank you, Mel."
<OOC> Cass DIES.
GAME: Nathan has rolled DROP BEAR and got a result of OH MY IT IS EATING YOUR FACE.
<OOC> Heidi says, "YOU FORGOT THE ANSI."
<OOC> Nathan says, "I DON'T CARE"
<OOC> Heidi says, "LOSE AND FAIL!"
…
<OOC> Nathan says, "Heidi yelling 'YOU FORGOT THE ANSI' at Nathan in Heroes is something I'd pay money to see."
<OOC> Heidi XD
<OOC> Heidi would also pay to see Nathan ROLLING A KOALA
<OOC> Nathan crosses fingers. Season three, don't let me down!
<OOC> Heidi says, "SKDGHSLDKh XD"
<OOC> Nathan says, "ahahaha"
<OOC> Nathan says, "WE SHOULD BE HERPES WRITERS"
<OOC> Nathan says, "……………….."
<OOC> Nathan says, "HEROES"
<OOC> Nathan says, "I"
<OOC> Nathan says, "wow epic."
<OOC> Heidi says, "…"
<OOC> Heidi says, "…….."
<OOC> Nathan crying.
<OOC> Heidi says, "That."
<OOC> Heidi says, "Yeah, we're spotlighting that."
Daphne has arrived.
Desmond omnomnomnom Daph.
Daphne has reconnected.
Desmond omnomnomnom Daph. Again.
Daphne has partially disconnected.
You say, "Wow. Whenever I do that, something /interesting/ happens."
Daphne nomnom.
Desmond omnomnomnom Daph. Again.
Desmond waits expectantly.
THE WORLD EXPLODES
You say, "… oshi—"
Daphne says, "The moral is, don't chew on me!"
<Public> Anna Banana Rianna says, "Sucez mon coq baisant, vous homewrecker."
<Public> The Frumious Bandersnatch Sean dies.
<Public> The Frumious Bandersnatch Sean says, "You just told him to suck your rooster that is in the process of f***ing."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "Molly, you're grounded."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "For life."
<OOC> Mohinder points at Rachel's body. "This is why we can't give you nice things."
<OOC> Molly DIES.
Sean (Sean) pages Ling and Riya: Yeah, I can't see Riya as a Brawler. =b
You paged Ling and Sean with '…. So I'm rolling by on my charisma and performance here, Sean? If I wasn't a slutho before, then now… *ducks*'
From afar (to Riya and Ling), Sean (Sean) chokes. WHAT.
Ling (Li) pages Riya and Sean: Riya can be sucky sucky for one dollah to the different people in the war. Ha!
From afar (to Ling and Riya), Sean (Sean) is enisioning a sign: "SUCK FOR A BUCK".
Nathan (Nate) pages: Being a congressman IS SO HARD.
Nathan (Nate) pages: WHAT THE HELL DO THEY DO, LIKE REALLY
Nathan (Nate) pages: I can definitely fake being President.
Cass has connected.
Alyssa says, "Caaaasss."
Serotonin says, "Heya CASS!"
Serotonin says, "Whoa."
Lachlan FLYING-TACKLES CASS, drags her over to watch Carnivale Season Two.
Cass GACK
Alyssa says, "Yes. Watch it. We are watching it."
Serotonin says, "Caps lock got a little sexcited."
Serotonin says, "OMG"
Serotonin says, "EXCITED"
Serotonin says, "Wow."
Serotonin says, "I."
Serotonin has left.
Serotonin boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
<Public> "The Ridiculously Hot Blonde" Niki says, "I'm still in my pyjamas."
<Public> The Man Now, Dog Lachlan says, "You mean your pajamas?"
<Public> "The Ridiculously Hot Blonde" Niki says, "I mean pyjamas!"
<Public> "The Ridiculously Hot Blonde" Niki is on Mel's side, yo.
<Public> 100 and Counting! Peter says, "Jammies!"
<Public> Gene says, "No, she meant what she said. Pyjamas. They are like pajamas, just shorter as if made for pygmies."
<Public> The Man Now, Dog Lachlan says, "/Pajamas/. Conform or die."
<Public> "The Ridiculously Hot Blonde" Niki >(
<Public> Chief. Melatonin says, "Pyjamas. :("
<Public> The Man Now, Dog Lachlan >E
<Public> Anna Banana Rianna says, "I would point out that Lachlan doesn't mess around, yo. He'll kill you for serious."
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "Looks like Lach has t o die for not conforming."
<Public> 100 and Counting! Peter says, "Just say Jammies. We all know what we're talking about."
<Public> The Man Now, Dog Lachlan says, "I … what?"
<Public> The Man Now, Dog Lachlan says, "Nono. /They/ must conform to /my/ standards."
<Public> Anna Banana Rianna says, "Cass?! You've turned against Lachlan?!"
<Public> Noah *ch-chk* "Pyjamas."
<Public> Anna Banana Rianna says, "Whatever, four-eyes."
<Public> Gene says, "And this is in fact, what started the DF."
From afar (to Eric and Elena), Cass steals Peter's blood. Injects herself. Manifests power.
Cass pages Eric and Elena: I probably get the lame one of something. D:
Cass pages Eric and Elena: THE POWER TO REGROW HAIR.
Long distance to Cass and Eric: Elena DIES
You paged Cass and Eric with 'AT LEAST YOU'LL NEVER BE BALD'
You paged Cass and Eric with 'Since girls can do that ;_;'
Eric pages Cass and Elena: And no cass, you'd get a power like Jaden's. THEN YOU COULD DATE EVERYONE! *runs*
Cass pages Eric and Elena: I. YEAH. CAUSE I REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THAT.
Long distance to Cass and Eric: Elena LAUGHS
Cass pages Eric and Elena: …….
From afar (to Eric and Elena), Cass DIES.
Cass pages Eric and Elena: NO! ALL of my dittos would probably date Lachlan.
Long distance to Cass and Eric: Elena LAUGHS
You paged Cass and Eric with 'Lachlan with his CASS HAREM'
From afar (to Eric and Elena), Cass DIES.
Eric pages Cass and Elena: I can see them all fighting for him.
You paged Cass and Eric with 'Luckiest bastard ever.'
Eric pages Cass and Elena: ITS MY TURN! NO MINE! MINE!
You paged Cass and Eric with 'And he just gets to lean back and watch hair and clothes flying'
You paged Cass and Eric with 'And goes: THIS IS MY FUTURE <3 <3'
From afar (to Eric and Elena), Cass DIES. So Lachlan DOES get his lesbian harem.
Eric pages Cass and Elena: Lach: Thank you Peter. Thank you so bloody much.
From afar (to Eric and Elena), Cass DIES
Cass pages Eric and Elena: Holy cow. I would spotlight this.
Nathan says, "Hahaha. You guys. They let /me/ be IC President. The whole world is /goingto hell/."
Megan DIES.
Lachlan says, "Better than /me/ being the IC President."
Lachlan says, "(Can I be Vice President?)"
Nathan says, "(Yes.)"
Lachlan says, "(/Sweet/.)"
Nathan says, "You know how I got elected? I didn't. I drove the failboat right into the goddamn White House and punched the President in the face and judo chopped his desk."
You say, "Oh God."
Daphne is cooler than MuckClient.
Nathan says, "MuckClient 3.35!"
Nathan says, "I doubt that, Daphne."
Nathan says, "I SEVERELY DO."
You say, "what."
Daphne >:O
Nathan says, "You know what MuckClient has that SimpleMU* does not?"
Nathan says, "Spellcheck."
Daphne KNOWS HOW TO SPELL.
Nathan says, "…I—"
Nathan says, "ME TOO"
You say, "liar!"
Nathan says, "BUT IT'S HANiuosdfiopfdhoiweo"
You say, "You need MuckClient because YOU CAN'T SPELL!"
Nathan says, "STUP UP"
Nathan …….
Oh boy. 'Attracted'. RUN AWAAAY, JANE. Not just because it's Jaden, too. Okay, no, Nathan doesn't say that, just offers an uncertain smile at the news, although amusement manages to seep in, and he nods once. "I'll see you around. Good luck with…" Um. Everything? He gives a shrug to articulate this, before flashing her one of his politician smiles, and heading off in the other direction.
<OOC> Jane chortles. Run away from men in general? :)
<OOC> Nathan says, "YES"
<OOC> Nathan says, "WE ARE ALL BASTARDS"
OOC> Jane snickers.
You say, "Well, you said it only took you sleeping with someone once to get a bebe."
Emery says, "Yes, and I got the semon child."
Emery says, "…DEMON"
Lachlan DIES.
Nathan says, "Laaach."
You say, "Nathaaaan."
Nathan cling.
Nathan says, "Hiatus is freaking me out man! I feel like I am /missing things/."
You say, "You're only missing Cass getting shot and killed."
Mr. Hendrickson says, "And I'm not the one doing it! :("
Mr. Hendrickson says, "I AM SO ANGRY."
Nathan says, "…Cass got shot and killed what?"
You say, "Yeah."
Nathan D:
Mr. Hendrickson says, "Seriously, tho, Cass is dead?"
Nathan says, "NOW I CAN'T DRINK WITH HER"
Mr. Hendrickson says, "WHY WAS I NOT THERE?"
You say, "Yeah, it was bad."
Nathan :(
You say, "(I'm really kidding guys. <3)"
GAME: Laurel has rolled IS THERE A WALL THERE? and got a result of AVERAGE.
Nathan stabs.
Nathan says, "Why would we NOT believe you?!"
Laurel pushes Lach into wall.
Mr. Hendrickson stabs as well.
Lachlan falls over dead! GOD THE VIOLENCE.
Muggles comes out of the stat room.
Muggles has arrived.
Muggles says, "Hey. Hey Mara."
Mara says, "Y…es?"
GAME: Muggles has rolled RIPPING YOUR FACE OFF and got a result of GREAT.
Mara says, "YOU BITCH"
GAME: Muggles has rolled IN WHICH THE FUTURE IS WRITTEN and got a result of SUPERB.
Mara says, "AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!"
Serotonin cracks. up.
Alyssa says, "Hahaha."
Muggles WINS.
You paged Adrenaline with 'Villains are fun.'
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: Mos def.
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: Too bad mine is dead in the Dark Future. :(
You paged Adrenaline with 'OR SO YOU SAY'
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: WGHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME
Long distance to Adrenaline: Nathan XD
You paged Adrenaline with 'Because of how awesome a twist it would be if PETER was SYLAR?'
From afar, Adrenaline (Fear) :)
From afar, Adrenaline (Fear) :O I mean
You paged Adrenaline with 'UH HUH, SURE'
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: No, seriously. XD
Adrenaline (Fear) pages: The moment I typed it I was like 'SHIT NOW HE'LL THINK IT'S TRUE'
Long distance to Adrenaline: Nathan diiiies.
Oh Bobplayer. This is one of the reasons why I <3 you so:
"When I get my hands on him," Bob says bluntly, "I am personally turning him into gold, enjoying a brief shining moment where I hang him up in my office like Han Solo, and then? I'm going to melt him down. When I am done melting him down, I am molding him into an entire jewelry set and selling him off all across the world. Lets see the little cockroach come back from /that/." Bob's irritation rolls off in waves as he fixes Mohinder with a stare. "The trick. Is to get him back."
<OOC> Peter says, "Look what you two did to Nathan!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "whut"
<OOC> Peter says, "That's THREE PARAGRAPHS."
<OOC> Nathan says, "Hahaha."
<OOC> Heidi is sitting here cracking up. XD AND I DON'T KNOW WHY
<OOC> Heidi says, "this is awesome. i think ive lost it."
<OOC> Elena DIES AT NATHAN
<OOC> Nathan says, "You guys suck. /Sometimes I do long poses/, Jesus."
<OOC> Heidi IS JESUS
<OOC> Elena is laughing her ass off
<OOC> Peter says, "We <3 long poses."
<OOC> Nathan says, "I hate you all. I'm going to do a oneliner next."
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS
Nathan farts.
<OOC> Nathan dies.
<OOC> Nathan says, "I hate you."
<OOC> Elena says, "OH MY GOD"
<OOC> Elena says, "WHO DID THAT?"
<OOC> Heidi :D
<OOC> Nathan says, "Heidi, is my bet."
<OOC> Elena says, "I JUST TYPED THAT"
<OOC> Nathan DIES.
<OOC> Elena says, "OH MY GOD HEIDI"
<OOC> Heidi says, "…"
<OOC> Nathan says, "ow it hurts to laugh this much"
<OOC> Heidi says, "GET OUT OF MY HEAD"
<OOC> Elena says, "I WAS ABOUT TO HIT ENTER"
<OOC> Peter laaaaughs.
<OOC> Heidi says, "YOU SHOULD HAVE"
<OOC> Nathan says, "That would have been even more hilarious."
<OOC> Elena DIES LAUGHING
<OOC> Heidi says, "Nathan farts. NATHAN REALLY HAS GAS"
<OOC> Nathan weeps.
<OOC> Heidi says, "Nathan /explodes/"
<OOC> Peter says, "STOP MAKING ME LAUGH I HAVE TO POSE PEOPLE. XD"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "FOR REAL."
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "PPS NAHTAN/HIEDY 4EVAHHH!!!!1"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "That's a lie. I 'ship Nathan/Anything With A Pulse."
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "(Pulse Optional If Fauna)"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "FLORA"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "I MEANT FLORA"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO DEAD ANIMALS"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "Guys stop letting me dig this hole for myself."
Cass has arrived.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "GASP."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "HOW DID YOU GET IN"
<OOC> Cass says, "I PICKED THE LOCK."
GAME: Cass has rolled CRIME and got a result of HORRIBLE.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/GASP/"
<OOC> Cass says, "BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "…"
<OOC> Cass says, "SO I JUST BROKE YOUR WINDOW."
GAME: Cass has rolled STRENGTH and got a result of AVERAGE.
<OOC> Cass says, "BUT THAT DIDN'T REALLY WORK EITHER."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "…"
<OOC> Cass says, "SO I ASKED YOUR NEIGHBOR."
GAME: Cass has rolled INFLUENCE+ATTRACTIVE and got a result of GREAT.
<OOC> Cass beam.
<OOC> Cass says, "He totally let me in."
<OOC> Lachlan patpats. "Play to your strengths, honey."
<OOC> Peter says, "What are the odds Peter has a gun…"
GAME: Peter has rolled FIREARMS and got a result of AVERAGE.
<OOC> Peter says, "Mmmm…"
<OOC> Peter says, "Well, he knew they had one in the mansion, where there's /two young boys running around/."
<OOC> Cass diiiies.
<OOC> Cass says, "This is why Nathan is totally a Republican."
Honestly, Peter's less concerned with his own well being than he is with protecting everyone else. There's a long history of this with him. Saving the world at the cost of his own life is just another day on the job, to him. That topic isn't one he'll push, though, because he knows they'd never agree on it. "Yeah— wouldn't want to do this in my sleep." But he won't admit he's already got an idea of one object he's going to stash somewhere, so he'll never, ever be without it… "Mace could work. If we could find some of those fancy heat-vision goggles… that's be worth it. Not for me, but for me to toss to someone else to use. Since Sylar can turn invisible now. So that they'll be able to find him, if he does that." He doesn't need it, but… He lets her handle all the walking to carry the gun back to it's location, though he does partially stand as if to help. "Wish I could think of something to counter his ice— freezing my body would pretty much end the fight. Just like if I could ever figure out how to work the Midas touch power… I'd win."
<OOC> Cass says, "He's gonna hide the locket? XD"
<OOC> Peter says, "…no."
<OOC> Peter says, "Lachlan would appreciate what he's hiding."
<OOC> Cass says, "…….."
<OOC> Cass says, "Drugs?"
<OOC> Peter says, "He's a responsible man."
<OOC> Peter says, "He wants to be able to have a package of condoms no matter what!"
<OOC> Cass DIES.
(elsewhere)
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/PETER IS A MAN BECAUSE HE FIGURED OUT THE ONE USEFUL THING ABOUT THAT POWER/."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "GUNS AND CONDOMS. /HELLS YEAH/."
Jaden listens to this plan. He's face down on the desk and that's probably the best way for him to actually listen. Paying attention and all that. "Okay, I like it. It means I don't have to actually do anything." Jaden lifts his head, looking as somber and worried as his overracting possibly can make him at this moment. "There's just one problem." Dramatic pause. "I don't think your Dad's forgiven me for that time I turned his swimming pool into a giant bowl of jello."
GAME: Adrenaline has connected.
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Heya Ad!"
<Admin> Histamine says, "AD!!!!!"
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "Yo."
<Admin> Histamine THROWS HERSEFL AT AD :D
<Admin> Serotonin has her computer back! :D
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "Wha—"
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO HAPPY."
<Admin> Serotonin says, "IT'S A HAPPY DAY"
<Admin> Histamine IS SO HAPPY!
<Admin> Serotonin says, "HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY."
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "AAAH"
GAME: Adrenaline has disconnected.
<Admin> Histamine says, "JOY JOY JOY!"
<Admin> Serotonin :)
<Admin> Histamine says, "I think we scared him."
GAME: Adrenaline has connected.
<Admin> Histamine says, "BUT DADDY!"
D.L. (DL) pages: FIX HIM!
D.L. (DL) pages: IT'S YOUR SON!
Long distance to D.L.: Niki is trying and getting shunned and yelled at. :(
D.L. (DL) pages: Damn kids.
D.L. (DL) pages: GO JESSICA.
Long distance to D.L.: Niki chokes.
<OOC> Niki says, "D.L. just told me to sic Jessica on you."
D.L. (DL) pages: DO IT!
D.L. (DL) pages: NINJA KICK THE DAMN RABBIT!
<OOC> Micah says, "I'll knock her ass out too! PUPPY POWER!"
You paged D.L. with 'We're so getting child services called on our asses.'
You paged D.L. with 'PROBABLY BY MONICA'
<OOC> Heidi says, "I hate you."
<OOC> Nathan says, "But I love you."
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan smooch.
<OOC> Heidi :|
<OOC> Nathan crying with laughter
<OOC> Heidi is, too. XD
<OOC> Heidi says, "Is this one of those IC conversations again? XD"
<OOC> Nathan says, "YES"
<Public> Noah would just get all annoyed all over again when Peter absorbed the ability to fire missiles.
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan hand thrusters Noah in the face.
<Public> Noah hand thrusters himself in the face so the two thrusters will cancel out.
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "…science!"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "I don't know how I read that wrong."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "I think I'm just tired."
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan dies.
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "I mean, nowhere does it say 'ass'"
<Public> Ability Sponge, Peter dies.
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "And yet I read 'ass.'"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "Which"
<Public> Ability Sponge, Peter says, "Ass thrusters go!?"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "I mean—"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "I…"
<Public> Noah says, "Freud was right."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "Yeah, I read <Public> Noah would just get all annoyed all over again when Peter absorbed the ability to fire missiles from ass."
<Public> Ability Sponge, Peter says, "Well, Nathan does fart."
<Public> Ability Sponge, Peter cries. XD
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "I…"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "I DON'T KNOW"
<Public> Ability Sponge, Peter says, "THAT'S JUST WRONG."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "It's what I saw, okay!?"
<Public> Noah says, "So, you didn't even misread a word."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "NO"
<Public> Noah says, "You just added 'FROM ASS' to the end of a random sentence."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "IT'S NATHAN'S FAULT"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan can't stop laughing
<Public> Noah says, "What is wrong with you Heidi."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "YOU WANT THE SHORT LIST OR THE LONG?"
<Public> Noah says, "The worst part is she read that as 'What is wrong with you Heidi FROM ASS'."
<Public> Noah says, "And now she's seeing double."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "SDKGHLSDGKH"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan weeps. XD
<Public> Noah says, "It's like adding 'in bed' to the end of fortune cookies."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "I DON'T ADD FROM ASS TO EVERYTHING"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "HEIDI"
<Public> Noah says, "Your cookie says: 'You will do wellin business from ass'"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "NATHAN WEEPS FROM ASS? NO"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "THIS IS YOUR NEW POWER"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "ENJOY"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "kjcvhfghopdfm WHAT"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "IT HURTS TO LAUGH"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan sob.
<Public> Noah says, "It hurts to laugh from ass, hell yeah."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "LSKGHDSKLGHLKSDHG"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "There are no more words."
<Public> Noah says, "It hurts all of us."
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "All of this is spotlit."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "I HATE YOU"
CRUNCH.
The RTS van comes pulling up, and one of New York's squirrels perishes under Ramon Gomez's right front tire. He doesn't notice as he gets out of the van. Today he doesn't do his sweep quite so quickly. For months there's been nothing, and he's on the phone arguing with a creditor in rapid fire Spanish.
"Look, I'll pay the fucking bill, but I told you it will have to be next payday. Yes, I intend to pay for the services rendered. I'm not a damn thief. You can have it next pay day or I can move it to the bottom of my priority list. Oh screw you. You do what you've gotta do, you /can't/ sue me over $450. Under state minimums, pal. My credit? Don't make me laugh. Get the fuck off my phone." He snaps it closed there on the front porch, fuming and trying to compose himself before he goes in and worries the women, muttering the word, "Bitch," again in Spanish, as he slams the phone shut.
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Elena says, "RAMON XD XD"
Jessica drops Metal Pole That Is Just Mysteriously There As Part of the Decorations.
Oliver DIES.
Benjamin DIES. @.o
Benjamin says, "DANCE FOR US WHORE."
Niki says, "I had that in Monica's house."
Niki says, "But then Molly started using it."
Niki says, "So I had to take it away. :/"
Benjamin says, "…… Oh my god."
Tamara has arrived.
Grant says, "This thing is hard."
You say, "oh GOD."
You say, "That's a little horrifying."
Candice says, "A little."
Candice says, "But also a little giggleworthy."
Grant says, "This conversation must look so wrong to Tamara."
Grant says, "Nathan was never protective over Peter's virginity."
You say, "Dude, why would he be?"
Sakura says, "…"
Sakura twitch
You say, "He's a guy. Peter's a guy."
Grant says, "Well, everyone else is all 'wagh!' over there sis— oh."
Grant says, "Right."
Grant says, "Sometimes I forget."
Peter :|
Peter IS NOT A GIRL.
Lachlan dies.
Sakura cackles!
Lachlan /dies/.
Grant says, "I know! I do."
Grant will write it down somewhere, okay?
Peter has left.
Grant has left.
Grant has arrived.
Lachlan /diiiiiiiiiiiies/.
Grant :|
Peter has arrived.
Peter :|
GAME: Peter has rolled SYLAR and got a result of GOOD.
Ed has connected.
Mara says, "Haha. Hey, hon."
You say, "!"
Ed c_c
Heidi puts away the whipped cream.
Mara dies.
Ed goes home.
Ed has left.
Mara says, "You scared him!."
Heidi XD!
You say, "Awesome."
Mara says, "And me so much I used two forms of punctuation."
Heidi <3
You say, "Maybe he thought I was RPing."
Mara says, "He might have."
Mara says, "I hope not."
Heidi :D
<OOC> Micah says, "If you zap a 10 year old, you're a real jerk Elle! XD"
<OOC> Micah says, "You have any clue what that will do to my curly springy hair? :)"
<OOC> Elle is a sociopath and sadist, Micah. I'm -at least- as bad as your Mom. :)
<OOC> Micah says, "Yes but… mom just gives me 'real hard spankings', she doesn't make me lick the power socket."
@@> enter eb
You have entered Enlightenment Books. There is a List here. There is a book here. Cass is standing behind the counter. > take list
Cass stops you from taking the List. "Excuse me, that's not yours."
take book
Cass stops you from taking the book. "You have to pay for that."
buy book
Cass says, "Thanks for shopping at Enlightenment Books!"
take list
Cass stops you from taking the List. "Excuse me, that's not yours."
kill cass
You kill Cass!
take list
You take the list.
take cass
You pick up the corpse of Cass.
exit
You exit Enlightenment Books. You are now standing in the East Village.
drop book
You throw away the book.
drop cass
You throw away the corpse of Cass.
north
You head north to Greenwich Village.
"Ah huh," Elena growls. "So the fact that she's been stalking Drake too is -completely- random." It's a strange sound, a purring rumbling at the back of her throat with the golden glints of her eyes flashing ferally under dark lashes. Probably because the more vicious side of Elena in all of her spirited latina glory tends to be shut down unless something happens. Something like young asian company agents dogging her boys across New York waiting for them to slip up and have them wiped or worse. Like give them venereal diseases. Hey, she doesn't know where the woman's been. She hasn't even met her and she -hates- her already. And Elena isn't big on the hating.
"I'm not sure if I'm ready to make that call, Jane," Cass shakes her head at the musician and her diagram. "We don't know anything about this tornado. It's a possibility, but I don't want to focus on it and let other ideas slip away because we're too busy with something that may not be correct." Anything else she has on the subject is paused when she sees Lachlan crushing a can on his head and then Elena's growling. "Wow. You sound like your father," she blinks at the Latina. It's something that takes her a bit by surprise. The two, obviously, are related, but this is the first sees seen of that side of her friend.
GAME: Heidi has rolled WALKING ON THE SUN+SARS TO THE PEOPLE and got a result of .
Heidi says, "oh man. it's just that good."
Sakura says, "…"
Sylar says, "Hey Nathan."
You say, "Uh oh."
GAME: Nathan has rolled IRON MAN and got a result of GOOD.
GAME: Sylar has rolled IRON MAN and got a result of SUPERB.
You say, ":DIES."
Nathan says, "DAMNIT"
Sylar says, "IN YOUR FACE."
Clyde says, "Nice."
Nathan says, "AAAAHHH"
<OOC> Jack little scared now.
<OOC> Jessica :D
GAME: Jessica has rolled BLUFF and got a result of GREAT.
GAME: Jack has rolled PERCEPTION+PENALTY and got a result of POOR.
<OOC> Jessica cracks. up.
<OOC> Jack D:
<OOC> Jessica says, "I. I… I'm tempted to… I have to do it."
GAME: Jessica has rolled INFLUENCE+ATTRACTIVE and got a result of GREAT.
<OOC> Jack facedesk.
GAME: Jack has rolled WILLPOWER and got a result of GREAT.
GAME: Jack has rolled WILLPOWER+PENALTY and got a result of AVERAGE.
<OOC> Jack didn't see that coming.
<OOC> Jessica says, "That's because your perception sucks."
"Yeah, b'cause tha's werked /real/ bloody great so far," snipes Lachlan sarcastically. "'Ve seen how tha' werks out, an' s'/no'/ enough." Things like /this/ happen because Cass has been left too much on her own without some sort of advanced sexurity measures. "Next thing I hear, yer gonna be the one's been ripped ta pieces an' left somewhere, an' ye canna regrow a bloody hand, Cass!" And that really, really, really agitates him. A lot.
<OOC> Viola says, "/Sexurity/ measures?!"
<OOC> Desmond says, "… wh—"
<OOC> Desmond falls over dead.
<OOC> Viola DIES.
<OOC> Desmond says, "GOD MADE THE C AND X KEYS SO CLOSE TOGETHER SO HE COULD MOCK ME EVEN MORE."
<OOC> Peter coughs.
GAME: Peter has rolled NIKI and got a result of AVERAGE.
<OOC> Elle says, "If you're rolling Niki, you fry. NOW."
<OOC> Peter says, "It's my superstrength stunt. :(
GAME: Peter has rolled ELLE and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Peter says, "See?"
<OOC> Elle says, "That's better."
<OOC> Elle says, "At least I was better than she was. :)"
<Public> Monica says, "I'll have to keep my eyes closed, so I don't copy you."
GAME: Jessica has rolled PERFORM+DEXTERITY and got a result of GREAT.
<OOC> Jessica says, "TOO LATE."
<OOC> Jessica utilizes pole.
GAME: Monica has rolled PERFORM+DEXTERITY and got a result of GREAT.
<OOC> Jessica says, "…"
<OOC> Monica says, "…scary"
<OOC> Jessica says, "That was…"
<OOC> Jessica says, "Wow, Mon."
<OOC> Gene says, "Oh, we are doing it as in current time? Well, we can still do the drive then. And I'll set alright."
<OOC> Elena says, "Yup <3 current time"
<OOC> Elena says, "The brainwave monitor thing happened in the 18th"
<OOC> Elena says, "Of April"
<OOC> Elena says, "It's May 7th now"
THE YEAR IS 2020.
Vampires rule the streets, able to play their lame trading card games in the AM hours due to a plot device blocking the sun. Will you fight the darkness… Or join it?!
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Gene says, "And now, I work on the real set."
<Public> Chief. Melatonin says, "Racing through the field beside his house, waving the garden snake at him, yelling 'TRAVIS, HEY TRAVIS, LOOK, I FOUND A SNAKE, LOOK.'"
<Public> Chief. Melatonin says, "And he was screaming like a girl."
<Public> Chief. Melatonin says, "And I thought it was the /funniest thing ever./"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi DEAD
<Public> Gonna Assassi-Nate! Jack says, "Stop. This is not how I wanted to relive my childhood at age 23."
<Public> Gonna Assassi-Nate! Jack shakes Mel.
<Public> Chief. Melatonin cracks. up.
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi puts pillbugs in Jack's pants.
<Public> Gonna Assassi-Nate! Jack does a shrieking jazz-hands dance.
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi says, "MEL GET THE SPIDERS"
<Public> Chief. Melatonin says, "DONE"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi PUTS THEM DOWN HIS SHIRT
<Public> Chief. Melatonin shakes out five jars of spiders on Jack's head.
<Public> Gonna Assassi-Nate! Jack says, "I'M GONNA GET YOU. I'M GONNA SET YOU ON FIRE."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi :D
Just a note that I might've discovered the most awesome name ever:
Phail Wynn, Jr.
You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. http://www.rti.org/page.cfm?nav=162#sc2anchor. Very bottom of the Board of Governors. He exists.
And he looks to be the second one in the family who Phails and Wynns at the same time. XD
….because Sylar's in it (link courtesy of Sydney).
So Heidi and I are very weird and decided to do a backdated scene. By like. A decade. Go read it for general lolerskates as well as Heidi's Most Dark Secret. <3
Jaden (Ditto) pages Desmond, Karoliina, and Victor: TIMES SQUARE!
You paged Jaden, Desmond, and Victor with 'Times Square!'
Jaden (Ditto) pages Desmond, Karoliina, and Victor: …
You paged Jaden, Desmond, and Victor with '… Jaden, that was FREAKING.'
You paged Jaden, Desmond, and Victor with '… o.0'
Desmond (Des) pages Karoliina, Victor, and Jaden: Send me a summon.
Victor (Vic) pages Karoliina, Jaden, and Desmond: Send me a +mee—- THAT WASN'T PRE-PLANNED!?
You paged Jaden, Desmond, and Victor with '…'
Megan says, "I'm….now glad that Megan and Cass can never meet."
You say, "Whatwhy?"
Megan says, "Because it would be /horrible/ to have Megan possessing Lachlan and running into Cass."
Lachlan /snorts/!
Megan says, "And hilarious. Dammit. Now I want to."
Megan says, "SOMEONE SPOOF CASS."
Lachlan /dies/.
Cass says, "Hi, I'm Cass!" She takes a step forward and runs into a desk. It explodes.
Lachlan FALLS OVER DEAD.
Megan says, "Though I think Megan would probably handle tha—WHAT."
Chris …
Megan DIES.
<OOC> Samantha must share with you the statement made amongst my roommates: Straight guys on Broadway always get pussy.
<OOC> Namir dies.
<OOC> Jack grins.
<OOC> Lia says, "…"
<OOC> Lia | Karoliina doublechecks. "Well no /shite/.
<OOC> Namir considers going on Broadway.
<OOC> Namir says, "Who cares if Namir can't sing?"
<OOC> Samantha says, "You can't succeed on Broadway if you haven't any Jews."
<OOC> Samantha says, "Now aren't you glad I'm around?"
<OOC> Jack freakin' dies.
<OOC> Namir diiies.
<OOC> Jack loves on Sam.
<OOC> Lia keels over and cries. I just. What.
<OOC> Lia cries.
WAIT. THE GIRL IS FLOATING AGAIN. JACK CAN SEE IT. SCREW YOU, YAEL.
<Public> "The Ridiculously Hot Blonde" Niki says, "Uuhm. The kitten is eyeing me in a frightening way all of a sudden as he claws his way up a chair."
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi O.o
<Public> "The Ridiculously Hot Blonde" Niki says, "He"
<Public> "The Ridiculously Hot Blonde" Niki says, "He"
<Public> "The Ridiculously Hot Blonde" Niki says, "He jumped on my computer, started clawing at the picture of Niki on my SimpleMU* background, gnawed on my screen and somehow disconnected me from the game."
<Public> "The Ridiculously Hot Blonde" Niki says, "I think he wants Jessica back. :O"
<Public> "The Ridiculously Hot Blonde" Niki says, "(Unrelatedly, he also did a Windows search for "N87jk87jk88jjjyyjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjju0".)"
<Public> Better than Redbull! Benjamin says, "HAHAHA"
<Public> Not Adelheid. Heidi DIES. XD
Niki says, "I'll get naked for some cash."
Nathan has connected.
Niki says, "And suddenly nathan appears."
Niki says, "COINCIDENCE?"
You say, "I THINK NOT."
Jack says, "Sysy, Halo?"
Mara says, "Screw Halo."
Mara says, "Rock Band? :D"
Jack says, "Screw Halo?"
Jack says, "SCREW HALO?"
Mara says, "Screw Halo."
Jack kill/
Mara says, "SCREW HALO!"
Mara says, "I /suck/ at Halo."
Mara says, "So SCREW it!"
Jack says, "Get better."
Victor giggles at innuendo.
Lachlan says, "'HERE HONEY SIGN HERE.' '*grunt scribble*' A week later: 'WE'RE MARRIED. :D' '*COFFEESPEW*'"
Mara DIES.
You say, "That's pure Lachlan."
Lachlan would be ICly okay with it at some point.
Cass CACKLES.
Cass says, "That would just be our relationship, wouldn't it?"
Mara says, "Built on lies and deception."
Lachlan says, "Built on CRAZY, yep."
Cass says, "No. CRAZY."
Lachlan dies.
Cass …
Lia …
Lachlan LICKS BRAINCELL MINE.
<OOC> Nova says, "And see, I can log, and /fix all of my typoes hooray/."
<OOC> Megan /aughs/!
<OOC> Megan says, "….."
<OOC> Nova says, "hahahaja"
<OOC> Nova says, "…."
<OOC> Megan /dies/.
<Public> Hell Yeah I'm The Mother F-king Princess Rianna says, "What the hell, you're doing Heroes Get-Together in New York to GO TO A FRIGGIN' PORN STORE?!"
<Public> Better than Redbull! Benjamin says, "IT'LL BE A FUN GROUP OUTING."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "Sounds about right."
<Public> Hell Yeah I'm The Mother F-king Princess Rianna says, "Cool. I'm in."
<Public> Gonna Assassi-Nate! Jack says, "Don't look at me, I just work her."
<Public> Gonna Assassi-Nate! Jack says, "HERE."
<Public> I <3 Pyjamas! Melatonin chokes.
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "JACK. XD"
<Public> Hell Yeah I'm The Mother F-king Princess Rianna says, "Jack, that was priceless."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "That's getting spotlit."
<Public> Gonna Assassi-Nate! Jack works Heidi.
GAME: Peter has rolled PENIS and got a result of PRESENT.
This is what happens when Nathan is gon' get laid. Mass pages ensue.
Daphne (Daph) pages: Peter just told Heidi that Nathan saved the world.
You paged Daphne with '…IS THIS MY NEW IN?'
Daphne (Daph) pages: I THINK IT IS.
You paged Daphne with 'HECK YES'
You paged Daphne and Peter with 'BEST BROTHER EVER'
Peter (P2) pages Nathan and Daphne: …
Peter (P2) pages Nathan and Daphne: Tattler.
Long distance to Daphne and Peter: Nathan thumbs up.
From afar (to Peter and Nathan), Daphne (Daph) XD
You paged Elena with 'HA'
You paged Elena with 'HA /HA/!'
Elena pages: WHAT
You paged Elena with 'I DON'T NEED YOUR INS'
You paged Elena with 'PETER TOLD HEIDI I SAVED THE WORLD'
Elena pages: WHAT
You paged Elena with 'SO THERE'
Elena pages: THAT JE—OH WELL. FINE THEN. I GUESS YOU GET LAID TONIGHT
Long distance to Daphne: Nathan /informs Elena/.
You paged Elena with 'THAT'S RIGHT, GOMEZ'
From afar, Elena DIES LAUGHING
Elena pages Heidi and Nathan: Heidi your husband is an unforgiving brute.
You paged Elena and Heidi with 'WHAT'
You paged Elena and Heidi with 'STOP THAT'
Heidi (HP) pages Nathan and Elena: WHAT?
Elena pages Heidi and Nathan: HE IS MOCKING ME IN PAGE
You paged Elena and Heidi with 'I should spotlight all of this, I am dying.'
Heidi (HP) pages Nathan and Elena: WHAT IS HE SAYING. XD
From afar (to Heidi and Nathan), Elena IS TOO XD
Heidi (HP) pages: I WANT TO SEE
Long distance to Elena and Heidi: Nathan goes to spotlight, then you'll see.
Elena pages Heidi and Nathan: He's saying 'HAH PETER TOLD HEIDI I SAVED THE WORLD I DON'T NEED YOUR INS AND I'M TOTALLY GETTING LAID WITHOUT YOUR HELP'
Long distance to Elena and Heidi: Nathan diesdies.
From afar (to Heidi and Nathan), Elena SOBS XD
From afar (to Elena and Nathan), Heidi (HP) dead. XD;; NATHAN, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL EVERYONE
You paged Elena and Heidi with 'I am not a subtle man, okay?!'
Elena pages Heidi and Nathan: Dude man. Seriously he isn't. I heard a rumor that he strides out of the mansion EVERY MORNING NAKED EVERY SUNDAY to pick up the morning paper from the porch. SO NOT SUBTLE AT ALL
Heidi (HP) pages Nathan and Elena: WHAT. /WHAT!?/ YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SUPERMAN SECRET FOR 20 YEARS, BUT YOU HAVE TO GO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE? I KNOW IT'S A SHOCK, BUT LET'S HAVE SOME PRIVACY PLEASE
From afar (to Heidi and Nathan), Elena LAUGHS
Long distance to Elena and Heidi: Nathan SOBS. XD
From afar (to Heidi and Nathan), Elena IS DYING.
Long distance to Elena and Heidi: Nathan HAS TO INFORM THE CREW.
"Nice to meet you, Elle. Elena, these are your…your…they're your /things/, chiquita, please take them." He sounds anguished, like the /things/ in the bag are going to DO SOMETHING to him. And then he eyes Elle keenly. He spotted the little eye wipe. So he passes off the tongs (bearing a bag bearing feminine items) to Elena, and then says, "You are welcome in my house." He stomps into the kitchen and withdraws an entire gallon of chocolate ice cream. He opens it. Sticks a spoon in it. And stomps out to pass the whole thing to Elle.
Cause when girls are upset, he's pretty convinced they do this.
"There. Fresh." He nods sagely. "Nobody's even been in it yet. I should have rented you girls movies." Like…they're 14. Having a slumber party or something. But he sometimes has problems with the idea that Elena is growing up.
<OOC> Elena says, "I can't believe you gave me my tampons BY THE TONGS XD"
<OOC> Elena says, "Ramon's so manly, feminine products SCALD HIM"
<OOC> Ramon says, "You think I'm going to touch them? :"
<OOC> Ramon says, "I had to build a man castle around them in the shopping cart."
Ramon (Ram) pages Lachlan and Elena: So Lachlan and Ramon actually have that talk while Ramon is using some other product to knock tampons into his cart and building a man castle, and Lachlan's doing the same thing?
From afar (to Ramon and Elena), Lachlan (Lach) dies. /Yes precisely/.
You paged Ramon and Lachlan with 'YES. ROFLMAO'
You paged Ramon and Lachlan with 'THIS HAS TO BE DONE'
From afar (to Ramon and Elena), Lachlan (Lach) /dies dies dies/.
Lachlan (Lach) pages Viola, Ramon, and Elena: CASS, SEND ME TO GET FEMININE PRODUCTS, I MUST BOND WITH RAMON.
From afar (to Lachlan, Ramon, and Elena), Viola (Vi) GROANS.
Viola (Vi) pages Lachlan, Ramon, and Elena: Ramon, fry his brain for me. Please?
Lachlan (Lach) pages Viola, Ramon, and Elena: YOU ARE DENYING ME A MANLY BUDDY. :<
Long distance to Ramon, Lachlan, and Cass: Elena DIES
Ramon (Ram) pages Viola, Elena, and Viola: Hell no. He understands the need for a Mancastle.
Long distance to Ramon, Lachlan, and Cass: Elena LAUGHS
From afar (to Lachlan, Ramon, and Elena), Viola (Vi) /dies/.
From afar (to Viola, Ramon, and Elena), Lachlan (Lach) clings to Ramon.
Long distance to Viola, Lachlan, and Ramon: Elena is LAUGHING SO HARD
Viola (Vi) pages Lachlan, Ramon, and Elena: Oh God. Ramon and Lachlan would be the most hilarious friendship EVER.
Viola (Vi) pages Lachlan, Ramon, and Elena: IT HAS TO HAPPEN.
Ramon (Ram) pages Viola, Elena, and Viola: And he doesn't want to bang my daughter, and he doesn't think R2D2 is hip.
You paged Viola, Lachlan, and Ramon with 'I KNOW'
You paged Viola, Lachlan, and Ramon with 'ROFLMAO'
From afar (to Lachlan, Ramon, and Elena), Viola (Vi) /dies/.
Lachlan (Lach) pages Viola, Ramon, and Elena: She's trying to cut me off from testosterone beasts such as yourself so that she can … can … /feminize me/.
Long distance to Viola, Lachlan, and Ramon: Elena LAUGHS
Ramon (Ram) pages Viola, Elena, and Viola: Don't worry buddy. They do that, but we can save each other.
Nathan says, "G'night, Heroes."
Nathan has disconnected.
Nathan flies at Sylar's crotch with ramming speed before disappearing into the dusk. OMNOMNOMNOM.
You say, "………"
You say, "WHAT"
You say, "WHAT WAS THAT"
Sakura says, "…"
Elena DIES
Elena says, "HIS ACONNECT"
Elena says, "Er. ADISCONNEC"
You say, "I AM DIVORCING THIS MAN"
Elena says, "That Mela gave him IN SECRET XD"
Heidi CRACKS UP.
Mr. Muggles walls Pyjamas.
"Yeah." But. There's /Cass/. /Right/ /there/. /Hi/. Heeeee. Lachlan's grin only gets bigger when Cass comes up to put an arm around him, and of course her only reasoning for such would be because she wants /physical intimacies/, right? Right. So he throws an arm around her shoulders and does his very best not to lean on her completely. He does a good job of it! Really! And because he's so drunk, he doesn't notice that she's pressing up against something on his left ribcage — something that feels like a bandage beneath his shirt. "Looooo's like yer werkin' on somethin' else too mebbe, hmm?" he drawls. That arm around her shoulders starts to pull and tug at her shirt, trying to tease the hem up. /Hi, Cass/.
<OOC> Gwen facepalm.
<OOC> Gwen says, "A BANDAGE?!"
<OOC> Desmond :D
<OOC> Gwen says, "DID YOU GET A TATTOO?!?!"
<OOC> Gwen DIES.
<OOC> Desmond 8D
<OOC> Gwen says, "Oh Jesus."
<OOC> Gwen says, "/WHAT DID YOU GET A TATTOO OF?!/"
<OOC> Desmond says, "http://www.2tattoodesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/dog-30.jpg THIS ONE. On his left ribcage. :D"
<OOC> Gwen DIES.
<OOC> Gwen says, "Oh. My. God. XD XD"
<OOC> Gwen, dying.
<OOC> Desmond says, "/DOGGY/. 8D"
<OOC> Gwen, dying so bad.
<OOC> Desmond says, "/HIS NAME IS NOT FLUFFY BOBERMAN EITHER/."
<OOC> Gwen says, "YES IT IS."
<OOC> Desmond says, "/NO/."
<OOC> Gwen CALLS IT FLUFFY FOREVER.
<OOC> Desmond says, "… oh my God, they should totally name it."
<OOC> Gwen DIES.
<OOC> Desmond says, "He's /just/ drunk enough to consent to the naming of his NEW TATTOO."
<OOC> Gwen /dying/.
<OOC> Gwen says, "Oh my God."
<OOC> Gwen says, "She's calling if Fluffy."
<OOC> Gwen says, "She has to."
<OOC> Desmond /diiiiiiiiies/.
What? "Isn't that what we're doin' right now?" Jack queries dubiously. He squints, peering over at Lachlan. Then he points a finger at the other man decisively. "You are drunk, sir. But that's ok. My Da' always told me, 'In the depths of the cup lies the backdoor to Enlightenment.' I think when he said Enlightment he meant women, though. Anyway, you're drunk." He nods.
"Wha'?" Lachlan /squints/ at Jack as though he just lost his mind — and hey, considering the rate they're going through the bottle, /maybe he has/. "'M no' bloody drunk. /Yer/ the one's knackered." Uh-huh. And … and then that hits him, and Lachlan grins. Haha. /Ha/. /Ha/. Back door to Enlightenment. The Scotsman starts snickering. "Nah, dunna need ta get pissed ta get inta the backdoor o' Enlightenment, ye get m'meanin'." Uh-huh. "An' yeah, mebbe we are. Hell, dunno. Yer no' makin' any sense."
This was from the TempMUSH when the game was down. It was too funny not to post. SRY GIZE. This is why I shouldn't have @wall.
Niki waves! :O
Nathan says, "NIKI :O"
Elle waves Niki.
You say, "They're letting me wall people, Nik."
Nathan says, "Me too."
Announcement: Heidi walls Niki.
Announcement: Nathan walls Ni—
Elle says, "This is probably a …"
Announcement: Nathan waits his turn.
Elena says, "…"
Announcement: Heidi might be here for awhile.
Elena says, "You whores."
Elle says, "You people make Baby Jesus cry."
Announcement: Nathan goes to make himself a sandwich.
Announcement: Heidi walls sammich.
Announcement: Nathan shouts, "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE
THINGS"
Announcement: Heidi is dying. XD AT WORK AGAIN, DAMMIT.
Announcement: Nathan shouts, "Owned."
Niki says, "…"
Niki says, "Wow."
Nathan >.>
Elena says, "Niki save me."
Niki says, "I can't! I'm being walled by a married couple!"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan streaks through the MUSH, naked! Whee! It's back!
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "ASSES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan :D
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "Watch the MUSH collapse again to save itself."
Nathan sneaks out for work. Back in HOURS.
Desmond says, "AND HAWT."
Heidi says, "NATHAN!"
Nathan has disconnected.
Nathan flies at Sylar's crotch with ramming speed before disappearing into the dusk. OMNOMNOMNOM.
Heidi says, "…"
Mara says, "You all su-"
% Software caused connection abort.
% Will re-attempt connection in 45 seconds.
ElseM*:
Peter (Player) DIES
Heidi (Player) says "…"
You (Peter Player) say "AND THE GAME DID CRASH TO SAVE ITSELF."
Heidi says "It /is/ NATHAN'S FAULT"
You say "OMFG."
Moments later, reconnected
Mara has reconnected.
Peter GETS BACK. NATHAN KILLED THE GAME
Heidi says, "HE DID"
Desmond has reconnected.
Mara says, "NATHAN'S FAULT."
Mara says, "OMG the lag."
Desmond says, "NATHAN BROKE THE GODDAMN GAME."
Mara says, "Clearly he's never allowed to leave again."
Katya (kat) pages: "…okay I'm apologizing for my -own- insanity, the rest of womenkind are on their own," Elena grumps. Though at Jack's remark she can't help but bite back a smile. Must not laugh. Must not laugh. Murder is no laughing matter. But…-jacobs-? She's never heard it put that way before. "And yeah, Jack, I -know-. But I'm wired differently than you. I don't have a penis." She pauses. "……..oh god. I can't believe I just said that." Congratulations, Elena. You have officially acknowledged that man parts exist.
Jack's mouth hangs open wide enough to fly a jumbo jet inside. "You said penis." Unlike Elena, he's not able to suppress his laughter. "BWAHAHAHA! HA. Ha. Ahem." Clearing his throat, he squashes down his mirth. "So. No penis for Scrappy, eh? Let's keep it that way," he deadpans.
She stares at Jack mutely as he…laughs at her. Laughs at her, after he confessed to her that he was going to murder someone and she managed to change his mind ACCIDENTALLY. Thank GOD she decided to visit. And then, with his reaction to that, Elena colors. The deadpanned words were the last straw. She stands up, rounds on Jack, and eyeballs him. She tilts her delicate jaw at him, PURE AND UTTER DEFIANCE flashing from her eyes as she says…
"Well -I'm- going to be a doctor, Jack," she says with a sniff. "I'm going to SEE ONE eventually. Who knows? I might decide to be a PENIS DOCTOR."
<OOC> Elena IS CRYING
<OOC> Max says, "OH FUCK."
Long distance to Katya: Viola DIES. WHAT.
You paged Katya with 'WHAT.'
From afar, Katya (kat) IS ROLLING AROUND LAUGHING
You paged Katya with 'ELENA THE PENIS DOCTOR.'
You paged Katya with 'I CAN SEE IT NOW.'
From afar, Katya (kat) IS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY
Long distance to Katya: Viola IS SO MAKING YOU CARDS THAT SAY, ELENA GOMEZ, PENIS DOCTOR EXTRAORDINAIRE.
From afar, Katya (kat) LAUGHS AND LAUGHS
<Newbie> Serotonin says, "Hi there, Guest!"
<Newbie> Guest waves, "Hi, Serotonic."
<Newbie> Serotonin, tonic os awesome? "Let us know if you have any questions, G." :)
<Newbie> Serotonin says, "os=of."
<Newbie> Serotonin not so awesome anymore. :|
<Newbie> Daphne says, "I"
<Newbie> Daphne says, "I am going to wisely keep my mouth shut."
<Newbie> Oliver says, "You did kinda blow that one, Sero."
<Newbie> Serotonin says, "The combination of Daphne and Oliver's comments just I'm going to keep quiet."
<Newbie> Guest has disconnected.
<Newbie> Serotonin says, "Hahahaha oops."
<Newbie> Oliver shakes a finger.
<Newbie> Daphne says, "…"
<Newbie> Daphne says, "GO TEAM!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "It's a girl punch, anyway, I can take it."
<OOC> Nathan >.>
<OOC> Mara says, "Oh, you're gonna /love/ this."
<OOC> Nathan says, "…"
<OOC> Peter says, "It's to his balls, isn't it?"
<OOC> Nathan says, "!!!"
<OOC> Mara says, "Have a little class."
<OOC> Mara says, "(Though that's a great idea, Pete.)"
<OOC> Nathan says, "(I hate you a little, Peter.)"
<OOC> Peter says, "You don't need them tonight."
<OOC> Peter says, "I have pees in the freezer."
<OOC> Heidi says, "…"
<OOC> Heidi says, "….."
<OOC> Nathan says, "…"
<OOC> Peter says, "Pees meld."
<OOC> Nathan says, "…what"
<OOC> Heidi says, "PEAS, PETER"
<OOC> Peter says, "They make great icepacks for crotches."
<OOC> Heidi says, "PEAS"
<OOC> Mara diiiiiiies.
<OOC> Peter says, "OH SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT."
<OOC> Nathan <3
<OOC> Nathan DOES. MARA.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Dies, too."
<OOC> Nathan says, "……………"
<OOC> Nathan jhgklhfiohkfg
<OOC> Mara says, "I told you you'd love it."
<OOC> Nathan hides under desk.
<OOC> Mara says, "…"
<OOC> Mara says, "DOING me is what got us into this mess in the FIRST PLACE."
<OOC> Nathan says, "SHUT UP"
<OOC> Nathan says, "I hate you, keyboard."
<Public> 3 2 1 Let's Jam! Sakura says, "Damn whoever put the Kenya video up! -_-"
<Public> Here's the Plan: Alyssa says, "Kenya!"
<Public> 3 2 1 Let's Jam! Sakura just…cries. I'm so easily amused. ;_;
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi :D
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "WHERE CAN Y'SEE LIONS?"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "ONLY IN KENYA!"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "COME TO KENYA WE'VE GOT LIONS!"
<Public> Beauty and Geek Trixie says, "WHERE CAN Y'SEE TIGERS?"
<Public> Beauty and Geek Trixie says, "ONLY IN KENYA!"
<Public> Beauty and Geek Trixie says, "WE GOT LIONS AND TIGERS ONLY IN KENYA!"
<Public> Here's the Plan: Alyssa says, "FORGET NORWAY."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "FORGET NORWAY."
<Public> Emo-Ish Sandwich Jockey Oliver says, "KENYAAAA."
<Public> Emo-Ish Sandwich Jockey Oliver says, "OH KENYAAA."
<Public> Beauty and Geek Trixie says, "WHERE THE GIRAFFE ARE."
<Public> Beauty and Geek Trixie says, "AND THE ZEBRA!"
<Public> Emo-Ish Sandwich Jockey Oliver says, "AND THE ZEBRA AREEEE."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "AND THE ZEBRAAAAA"
<Public> Beauty and Geek Trixie says, "KENYA! KENYA! KENYA! KENYAAAAAAA!"
<Public> !Cyclops: Grant says, "…"
<Public> Beauty and Geek Trixie says, "KENYA! WE'RE GOIN' TA KENYA!"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi XD
<Public> Beauty and Geek Trixie says, "KENYA BELIEVE IT?!"
<Public> !Cyclops: Grant says, "kenya believe it."
<Public> Beauty and Geek Trixie says, "Best singalong EVER, guys."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi dies.
<Public> Emo-Ish Sandwich Jockey Oliver says, "… oh my God, guys."
<Public> Emo-Ish Sandwich Jockey Oliver says, "We need help."
<Public> Here's the Plan: Alyssa says, "AND THEN IT JUST /REPEATS/."
<OOC> Mara drinks maor.
<OOC> Mara says, "Wow."
<OOC> Morgan says, "Also. If anyone actually knows what movie I got that idea from, then they get a cookie."
<OOC> Desmond says, "American Graffitti."
<OOC> Megan says, "American Graffitti."
<OOC> Desmond says, "Only spelled right."
<OOC> Megan dies.
<OOC> Desmond says, "Holy shit, Megan."
<OOC> Megan says, "HOW DID WE BOTH MISSPELL IT THE SAME WAY?"
<OOC> Morgan says, "Wow."
<OOC> Desmond says, "We not only /both guessed it/, we also /both spelled it wrong the— STOP THAT OH MY GOD."
<OOC> Morgan says, "I'm AMAZED."
<OOC> Megan /DIES/.
You say, "In 1991, I was 9 years old."
Gwen says, "Me too."
Daphne bonds with Gwen. Yearbuddies.
Bekah turned 10 that year.
You say, "1981?!"
Bekah was born in 1981, yep.
Daphne wasn't 10 'til November 1991. XD
Gwen says, "1983."
Gwen says, "Is me. So. Um. I just really suck at math."
You say, "Yes."
Daphne pat Gwen. XD
Desmond says, "Jesus, Gwen."
Desmond says, "First Cass is 29, now you're born in 1983."
Gwen says, "SHUT UP."
You say, "1981 + 10 ="
Gwen says, "It's only 1 year!"
You say, "…"
You say, "1981 + 2 ="
Gwen …
Bekah enroll Gwen in her fourth grade math class.
Daphne is spotlighting this.
Gwen says, "Shut up. I'm normally good at math. :("
Gwen says, "NO."
Gwen says, "DAMMIT."
Desmond cracks up.
Desmond has arrived.
Desmond has left.
Desmond has arrived.
<OOC> Desmond says, "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~"
<OOC> Desmond says, "NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN~"
<OOC> Nathan says, "gjkfdgkdjfkl"
<OOC> Cass says, "…….."
Nathan killed Desmond!
Desmond has left.
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT THE HELL."
<OOC> Cass /dies/.
Desmond says, "You wanna know where Oliver's +ic takes him?"
Grant says, "…where."
Gwen …
Oliver has connected.
Oliver has left.
Hyde Park - Nathan's Room - Petrelli Mansion
Oliver
"D
<OOC> Lachlan says, "…"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "BLOODY ENTER KEY."
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/YES THAT IS MY POSE/."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/WORK OFF OF THAT/."
Elena stomps back in the apartment. DOORSLAMS.
<OOC> Elena SOB XD
<OOC> Lachlan /dies/.
<OOC> Lachlan says, ""E"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "END SCENE OH BOY BEST SCENE EVER."
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS
<OOC> Nathan tries not to taunt.
<OOC> Cass bahahahaha.
<OOC> Cass says, "I've already taunted. >.>"
From afar (to Cass and Lachlan), Nathan (Nate) :)
<OOC> Cass says, "So. He may need… DIES."
<OOC> Nathan says, "I failed."
Long distance to Lachlan and Nathan: Cass :)
<OOC> Cass >.>
<OOC> Nathan dying.
<OOC> Cass too.
From afar (to Cass and Lachlan), Nathan (Nate) :D!
Long distance to Lachlan and Nathan: Cass :D!
<OOC> Cass says, "Oh God. It hurts."
From afar (to Cass and Lachlan), Nathan (Nate) :O!
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Nathan re-enacts the scene for Lach /through smilies/.
<OOC> Cass says, "I AM SUPPOSED TO BE POSING."
<OOC> Nathan <33
<OOC> Cass dying so bad.
Lachlan (Lach) pages Cass and Nathan: …
<OOC> Cass says, "WHY WON'T HE RESPOND?! XD"
Lachlan (Lach) pages Cass and Nathan: I hate you both right now.
<OOC> Nathan DIES
Lachlan (Lach) pages Cass and Nathan: A lot.
<OOC> Cass DIES.
From afar (to Cass and Lachlan), Nathan (Nate) <3
Long distance to Lachlan and Nathan: Cass <3
From afar (to Cass and Nathan), Lachlan (Lach) >(
Long distance to Lachlan and Nathan: Cass :O
Nathan (Nate) pages Cass and Lachlan: (remember, Cass, 6969 - a phone number /and/ a promise)
Long distance to Lachlan and Nathan: Cass /dies/.
From afar (to Cass and Nathan), Lachlan (Lach) falls over.
From afar (to Cass and Lachlan), Nathan (Nate) can't breathe.
Long distance to Lachlan and Nathan: Cass can't, either.
Leaning over, Noah takes the pen and starts to write as instructed. All seems to be going well - her name is pretty easy to spell, and as for a line from a book… her brain locks, so she writes out a lyric instead. "That alright?" she says, glancing at Natalie, then down to the paper— which is looked at again. It may as well be… Yiddish. Or something. "…crikey."
<OOC> Nova says, "…Nova"
<OOC> Nova says, "shut up"
<OOC> Nova IS TIPSY OKAY?
<OOC> Natalie says, "BWAHAHAHA."
<OOC> Nova says, "I HATE YOU."
Nathan reaches over to wipe away a bit of lipstick on Cass's collar. (WHAT? He's expensive for a reason. Sometimes chicks dig wearing the pants.)
Namir /falls over dead/.
Nathan says, "I-I mean."
Cass /dies/.
<Public> Napalm Ninja Jesus Namir says, "Aw."
<Public> Napalm Ninja Jesus Namir says, "Natalie is cute when she's not trying to kill people."
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "As is Noah."
Mara is somewhere between seething and despondent. "Us? Oh, that's a laugh." She's guided back to the chair easily, however. "Fine. Overnight." She crosses her arms just under her chest, almost in a sulking pout. "But you owe me something."
Mohinder's browse raise as he assists Mara back to the chair. "Overnight then.. and I owe you something? Such as?"
<OOC> Mohinder says, "no I will not perform a strip tease to 'Sexy back.'"
<OOC> Mara DIES!
<OOC> Mohinder says, "Just y'know. Saying."
GAME: D.L. has rolled CHARISMA+INFLUENCE+ATHLETICS and got a result of GREAT.
<OOC> D.L. does… tricks.
<OOC> Jessica says, "D.L."
<OOC> Jessica says, "Stop turning tricks."
<OOC> Jessica says, "For the last time, GOD."
<OOC> D.L. !
<OOC> Gwen says, "Damn."
<OOC> Gwen DIES.
<OOC> D.L. :(
<OOC> Cass says, "Hm. What should I roll for this?"
GAME: Cass has rolled DEXTERITY+KLUTZ+PENALTY and got a result of POOR.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Mechanics."
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Lachlan cracks up.
GAME: Cass has rolled MECHANICS and got a result of POOR.
<OOC> Nathan says, "SAME DIFF"
<OOC> Cass says, "SAME DIFFERENCE."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "SAME DIFF."
<OOC> Nathan says, "…….."
<OOC> Cass says, "……"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… …"
<OOC> Nathan says, "I. What."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I. Just."
<OOC> Cass says, "It's official. Nathan has to join our brain trust."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "It."
<OOC> Nathan says, "Oh god no."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "CLEARLY."
<OOC> Cass says, "JOIN US NATHAN"
<OOC> Lachlan LICKS the braincell.
<OOC> Nathan scrabbles at the windows.
<OOC> Cass GRAB.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."
<OOC> Nathan says, "AAAHHHH"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED."
<OOC> Cass says, "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
<OOC> Nathan reaches out for freedom… but it is too late…
<OOC> Nathan says, "Lachlan is like a t-rex. :("
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I have a big head and little arms?"
<OOC> Cass /dies/.
<OOC> Nathan says, "/Yes/."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Don't move. He can't see us if we don't move. D8"
<OOC> Nathan D8
<OOC> Lachlan NUDGES A JEEP. MRAAAAAAAWAAAAR!
<OOC> Cass says, "When you gotta go you gotta go."
<OOC> Nathan says, "He left us. HE LEFT US."
<OOC> Lachasaurus-Rex RAWWWWWWWARRR!
<OOC> Lachasaurus-Rex munchgoat.
<OOC> Cass says, "…."
<OOC> Cass /dies/.
<OOC> Nathan stupidly turns on a flashlight and waves it the fuck around.
<OOC> Lachasaurus-Rex MWARRAAAAAAAAWR!
<OOC> Lachasaurus-Rex STOMPSTOMPSTOMP OVER TO NATHAN'S JEEP.
<OOC> Nathan SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL.
<OOC> Lachasaurus-Rex BUSTS IN THE SUN ROOF.
<OOC> Nathan MORE SCREAMING, TRYING TO HOLD UP THE SUN ROOF /WITH LIMBS OF EDIBLE/.
<OOC> Lachasaurus-Rex AWRMWARRRRRRAAAAWR! PUSHPUSHSHOVE.
<OOC> Nathan says, "(Cass, cue you with the goddamn flare already.)"
<OOC> Cass says, "Screw you guys. I AM TRYING TO POSE."
<OOC> Lachasaurus-Rex says, "Jurassic Heroes."
<OOC> Cass /dies/.
<OOC> Lachlan coughs. Diverts to Raging Scotsman Form.
<OOC> Nathan coughs. Straightens tie.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Ahem. Right-oh, chaps."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "G'night Cass! <3"
<OOC> Cass smoooooch! G'night!
<OOC> Nathan says, "Niiight <3"
Cass has disconnected.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Now that she's gone."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Well, Nathan."
<OOC> Nathan whips off tie.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Now that we're alone …"
<OOC> Lachlan rips off shirt.
<OOC> Nathan POUNCE.
<OOC> Lachlan UNF.
<OOC> Nathan WALLS.
GAME: Nathan has rolled RAMMING SPEED and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Nathan …(
<OOC> Lachlan CEILINGS.
GAME: Lachlan has rolled STRENGTH and got a result of POOR.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "…"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I blame gravity."
Cass has connected.
<OOC> Nathan just. Picks up tie.
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
<OOC> Lachlan D8
<OOC> Lachlan says, "NOTHING."
<OOC> Nathan buttons up shir—
<OOC> Lachlan says, "AW SHIT"
<OOC> Cass says, "!!!!!"
Nathan is now clinging to you!
<OOC> Lachlan says, "RUN NATHAN"
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT THE HELL."
GAME: Nathan has rolled ROCKET MAN and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OUT THE WINDOW"
Nathan has left.
Up in the sky …
Nathan diesdiesdies.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Fuck, I can't breathe."
Nathan wipes tears.
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi teams up with Lachlan to create the next generation of Herosauruses.
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan 8D
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO HAVE LACHASAURUS REX AND PETRELLISARSUS REX SEX?"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "YES"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "…"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi EATS
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan rollllllllls.
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan walls Petrellisarsus Rex.
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "I know you're laughing as hard as I am, Heidi"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "OU BABI!"
<OOC> Erin says, "Hint: Follow him to the hotel. At least you'll know where she is."
<OOC> Nathan /will do that/.
GAME: Nathan has rolled DRIVE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Erin says, "AND CRASH INTO A TREE"
Nathan crashes into a pole. Nevermind.
<OOC> Erin DIES
<OOC> Nathan cackles.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Although."
<OOC> Nathan says, "Elena and I might TEAM UP."
<OOC> Nathan says, "To find your hotel."
<OOC> Erin dies. XD
<OOC> Erin says, "Do it!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Excellent."
<OOC> Erin says, "Just don't /DRIVE/"
<OOC> Nathan forfeits the easy way for the hard way.
<OOC> Nathan says, "GOD NO"
GAME: Erin has rolled DRIVE and got a result of POOR.
GAME: Nathan has rolled DRIVE and got a result of AVERAGE.
<OOC> Erin crashes into Nathan.
<OOC> Nathan says, "ahaha"
GAME: Nathan has rolled DRIVE and got a result of AVERAGE.
GAME: Nathan has rolled DRIVE and got a result of AVERAGE.
GAME: Nathan has rolled DRIVE and got a result of GOOD.
GAME: Nathan has rolled DRIVE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Nathan POINTS WILDLY
<OOC> Nathan says, "A GOOD!"
<OOC> Erin says, "AFTER SEVERAL FAILED ATTEMPTS"
<OOC> Erin says, "AND SEVERAL FAILED CARS"
<OOC> Erin says, "George will just wait as you ruin the cars. He's patient."
<OOC> Nathan diiies.
PHONE: Your phone begins to ring. The Caller ID says 283-0170.
PHONE: You answer your phone, "Yeah?"
PHONE: Heidi says, "ASS."
PHONE: Nathan says, "…hi honey."
PHONE: Heidi says, "I BURNED DOWN YOUR HOUSE"
PHONE: Nathan says, ">_<"
PHONE: Heidi says, "You can't emote over the phone!"
PHONE: Nathan says, "BITCHFACE"
PHONE: You end your current call.
PHONE: Your phone begins to ring. The Caller ID says 283-0170.
PHONE: You answer your phone, "Yeah?"
PHONE: Heidi says, "WALL-LICKER"
PHONE: Nathan says, "gjkfdjklgkjld"
PHONE: Nathan says, "(_|_)"
PHONE: You end your current call.
PHONE: Your phone begins to ring. The Caller ID says 283-0170.
PHONE: You answer your phone, "Yeah?"
PHONE: Heidi (_|_)
PHONE: The phone call has been ended by the other person.
PHONE: You dial the number 283-0170. It begins to ring.
PHONE: The other end answers, "Hello?"
PHONE: Nathan says, "( o )( o )"
PHONE: You end your current call.
PHONE: Your phone begins to ring. The Caller ID says 283-0170.
PHONE: You answer your phone, "Yeah?"
PHONE: Heidi says, "8===>"
PHONE: Nathan :|
PHONE: Heidi :|
PHONE: Nathan says, "hay heidi"
PHONE: Heidi says, "hay whut"
PHONE: Nathan says, "wanna like. stop fightin now and have sum sex?"
PHONE: Heidi says, "kay. phone secks?"
PHONE: Nathan says, "no real sex plz."
PHONE: Heidi says, "I just realised Peter's in this room."
PHONE: Nathan says, "OH GOD"
PHONE: You end your current call.
PHONE: You dial the number 283-0170. It begins to ring.
PHONE: The other end answers, "Hello?"
PHONE: Nathan says, "WTF IS PETER DOIN IN YER ROOM U WHORE"
PHONE: Heidi says, "THIS ISN'T HIS ROOM ITS YOURS"
PHONE: Nathan says, "…"
PHONE: You end your current call.
<Public> Death Count: 2 - Peter DIES. I just realized something really funny.
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi touch all Petrelli.
<Public> Death Count: 2 - Peter says, "My two in game deaths?"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "yah?"
<Public> Death Count: 2 - Peter says, "Both happened on the 5th. Drake killed me on the 5th of April, Jessica killed me on the 5th of May."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "Haha. XD"
<Public> Death Count: 2 - Peter says, "Obviously I need to die on the 5th of June."
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "Fives are very bad for you."
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan will kill you, Peter.
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "It's like that one movie … Practical Magic?"
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "Five is a /bad number/."
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO REALLY LET'S FIND A WAY"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "WHAT IF LIKE"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "…hm."
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "THE FIFTH OF JUNE IS COMING UP."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "Heidi can kill Peter."
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO."
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "ME."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi >:|
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "MAYBE NATHAN ACCIDENTALLY RUNS YOU OVER."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "WHAT"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "IT IS MY TURN."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi DIES
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "ahahaha"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "NO, MY TURN"
<Public> Death Count: 2 - Peter says, "Elle might kill me this time."
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "I WANNA DO IT"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan has been waiting /all his life, Heidi/.
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "I HAVE TOO"
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO YOU HAVE NOT"
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "We'll have to call the fifth of every month Peter Death Day."
<Public> Death Count: 2 - Peter says, "You already broke my jaw!"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "I even totally broke his jaw. Lemme finish the job!"
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "Everyone will wait in anticipation to see how he dies."
<Public> BBF & /*~CONDORMAN~*/ Nathan says, "NO."
…Get in line, people. There's a 5th every month.
Carmine says, "YOU SIC YOUR NEPHEW ON ME AGAIN, I'LL KILL HIM."
Leo …
You say, "CESCA D:"
GAME: Carmine has rolled FIREARMS+GUNSLINGER and got a result of GREAT.
Francesca says, "I WILL KILL YOU."
Francesca killed Carmine!
Carmine has left.
Francesca dies.
You say, "ahahaha"
Francesca says, "We should /not/ have this ability."
You say, "I bet you just reset his chargen."
You say, "+sheet, rather"
Francesca says, "Oh shit."
Francesca says, "He's going to kill me."
Leo diesdies.
Francesca can't. Breath.
You say, "NICE GOING"
Francesca >.>
Meanwhile, in the OOC lounge…
Carmine has arrived.
Carmine SHOOTS.
Carmine says, "…"
Carmine says, "Damn it all."
Viola DIES.
Cherise says, "…"
Carmine says, "I … is there any staff around that can @tel me back into the stats room?"
Viola >.>
WHEN YOU CAN DO THIS?
Heidi pokes Elle in the spleen.
Elle has disconnected.
Heidi says, "…wow, cool."
<OOC> Heidi says, "The black ferrari was a joke, but dude. Awesome."
<OOC> Heidi says, "ZOOM"
<OOC> Elena is KEEPING THAT POSE XD
<OOC> Heidi DIES. WHAT.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Yes."
<OOC> Elena says, "I AM."
<OOC> Nathan says, "/Too late/."
<OOC> Heidi says, "YOU CAN'T."
<OOC> Elena says, "I SO CAN."
<OOC> Heidi DIES
<OOC> Heidi says, "IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T PUT THAT HE'S WEARING A SPEEDO IN THE POSE, TOO"
<OOC> Nathan dies.
<OOC> Elena says, "…"
<OOC> Elena adds that in
<OOC> Heidi was gonna— WHAT
<OOC> Heidi says, "ELENA"
<OOC> Elena says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Nathan says, "…"
<OOC> Nathan just writs.
<OOC> Heidi says, "George is driving a Ferrari /in a speedo?!/"
<OOC> Elena DIES. WITH ASSPRINTS ON THE LEATHER.
<OOC> Heidi says, "LSKDGHLSKGHDSLKGHDS"
<OOC> Heidi says, "And Nathan didn't even notice."
<OOC> Nathan CHOKES ON COFFEE.
<OOC> Nathan says, "WHAT"
<OOC> Nathan says, "WHAT"
<OOC> Nathan says, "WHAT"
<OOC> Elena DIES LAUGHING
<OOC> Nathan says, "WHAT IS THIS"
<OOC> Heidi says, "Nathan: HAY GEORGE I HAVE A PACKAGE FOR YOU :)"
<OOC> Elena says, "WE'RE CHASING A DRIVER IN A BANANA HAMMOCK"
<OOC> Nathan cries.
<OOC> Heidi says, "KLSDGHLKSDGH XD"
<OOC> Heidi says, "FOLLOW THAT SPEEDO"
<OOC> Nathan says, "gfdjkgjdfgjkldfkljgfjkdlgjkfd"
<OOC> Daphne is trying to drag Laurel.
<OOC> Jane says, "First you have to highlight her with the mouse and click, holding the button down."
<OOC> Daphne dies.
