The amazing continues! Warning, folks, consuming of beverages while reading may result in computer malfunctions and the need to clean off your screens. (Continued from Spotlight Archive)
Daphne needs to make a list of all Daphne's animals.
You say, "She has two parrots."
You say, "A Westie."
You say, "A cat."
You say, "Four ferrets."
You say, "A bunny."
Claire says, "I am going to kill them."
Claire says, "All of them."
<OOC> Heidi bets Heidi and Nathan went to a halloween party as a horse AT LEAST ONCE.
<OOC> Laurel says, "Cause he got made fun of."
<OOC> Elena DIES LAUGHING
<OOC> Laurel says, "HAHAHA WILD HORSES."
<OOC> Elena says, "Who was the ass?"
<OOC> Heidi says, "A /wild/ horse!"
<OOC> Heidi says, "Nathan, duh."
<OOC> Elena says, "THAT IS THE QUE— LOL"
<OOC> Heidi should post that.
<OOC> Laurel says, "And he's the ass because then he gets to grope Heidi the whole party."
<OOC> Heidi says, "… Not that part."
<OOC> Laurel says, "But you know he did."
<OOC> Cass says, "……"
<OOC> Heidi says, "Y— yeah. Yeah. :("
(Vengeance is mine, SARSosaurus)
In the OR, Cass is lifted in the operating room table, and the crew of surgeons called in on the emergency procedure crowd around her. Clothing is torn open, cotton swabs are out to stem the bleeding, and of course the instruments. Someone is monitoring the young woman hooked up to the machines to keep an eye on her vitals…
"Doctor, we're losing her."
"Get the paddles."
Cass has disconnected.
<OOC> Elena says, "WE LOST HER D: D: D:"
<OOC> Lachlan D8 D8 D8 D8 D8 D8
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OH MY GOD."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/OH MY GOD/"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "MY LIFE IS OVER."
Cass has connected.
<OOC> Cass says, "GODDAMMIT LACHLAN."
<OOC> Elena says, "THEY BROUGHT HER BACK"
<OOC> Elena says, "……I just noticed the first thing Cass does upon REVIVAL is 'DAMMIT LACHLAN' XD"
DOWN GOES JADEN! The full story.
OOC ROOM:
Hailien rides Jack.
Sakura says, "…"
Jaden …
Jaden says, "Um."
Jaden says, "i."
Jaden says, "wh"
Jaden says, "uh"
Jaden .
Jaden explode.
Jack kjsdasjkjhkalknnkl
Jack 'splode also. Bad Hailey!
Jaden says, "DON'T EXPLODE INTO HAILIEN!"
You say, "You enjoy calling me dirty names, eh?"
Hailien breaks brains. Wins MUSH.
Jack …
Jack ksdjklghklngklklklgfklnklnsnklgsn;gnjgnjgnjanagnj
Jack SHAKES HAILIEN.
Hailien enjoys Jacktini.
Jack quits. Forever. And ever.
Jack says, "Be 18!"
Jaden buys Hailien a new age.
Hailien will be 18 during DF, Jack. "Think about /that/ one."
Jack …
Halien will no longer be your /innocent little angel/.
Jack already quit, luckily.
Another swig from the flask sets Lachlan even more to rights. Glen Moray makes things better. "Dunno. Mebbe." The Scotsman has a gun, too. It's an unregistered firearm, so that's double the protection. And he's pretty sure he knicked the guy earlier in the alley. "'M no' goin' after 'im 'til she wakes up." That's something he wants to be here for.
CASS WAKES UP ZOMG.
<OOC> Cass says, "…."
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Cass says, "JACK."
<OOC> Jack …
<OOC> Jack says, "I DIDN'T DO IT."
<OOC> Cass says, "HEIDI!"
<OOC> Jack says, "I SWEAR."
<OOC> Heidi says, "It wasn't me this time!"
<OOC> Elena LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS
<OOC> Cass says, "ELENA GODDAMMIT."
<OOC> Elena runs away
<OOC> Jack says, "ELENA LKJSDLKFJHKLJN"
<OOC> Heidi DIES
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Heidi says, "THEY ALWAYS BLAME ME. CASS, YOU DID IT. EVERYTHING IS YOUR FAULT."
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Cass says, "NO!"
<OOC> Elena can't stop laughing
<OOC> Cass says, "IT WAS ELENA!"
<OOC> Heidi says, "/YOU./"
<OOC> Cass IS IN A COMA.
"Yeaaaah," she drawls out, her eyes moving from her feet to the TV. "Shhhh…look. The Smurfs are on. I love the Smurfs." The TV is not on. It probably doesn't even work.
Oh man. Lachlan makes a mental note: bring a video camera. He has to have something to taunt Cass with later. And why not have a little fun? He glances up at the TV, then back at Cass with a grin, then back at the TV. "Nah, baby, tha's Ninja Turtles." Some of the best fun he's ever had was humoring druggies' delusions.
Oh, if Cass were with it enough to know Lachlan was teasing her, he would get a vicious tongue lashing. And possibly bruises. But, she has no idea. In fact, she looks slightly heartbroken when told that what she thought was the Smurfs is actually Ninja Turtles. "But…who changed the channel?" There is a full on pout brewing on her face.
Awwwww. /Awwwwwww/. Cass is /pouting/. It's heartbreaking and endearing all at the same time. Lachlan wants to kiss her, but. Well. So he just grins all the wider. "Sorry, baby, I was just lookin' ta see which episode it was." Then he makes a button-pressing motion with his thumb, fingers crooked as though he's holding a remote. He makes a clicking sound with his tongue and announces, "There ye go."
Whenever Cass gets off the drugs and into her regular head, she will be so embarassed about episodes such as these. However, right now she is extraordinarily susceptible to suggestion and pretend. So, when Lachlan /says/ he changes the channel, well, she believes that he does. And now that Smurfs is 'back' on the screen, she smiles happily and leans her head back against the pillow. "Papa Smurf is crazy."
<OOC> Cass says, "I will hate you forever, Lachlan. XD XD"
<OOC> Cass says, "Because you will TAUNT."
<OOC> Lachlan rolls and rolls and rolls and rolls.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "…"
<OOC> Lachlan is going to buy Cass a big Smurf plushie.
<OOC> Cass dies
<OOC> Lachlan says, "BIGGEST ONE HE CAN FIND."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "And she's gonna be all, '… what the hell is this for?'"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "And he'll tell her."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "And that's how Lachlan dies."
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Cass SHOVES SMURF DOWN LACHLAN'S THROAT.
<OOC> Lachlan gets Peter to paint it, just for the hilarity of the reactions. "… is … is that a Smurf? … h-how does it /fit/ in there?"
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Cass XD
Nicholas dances like no one's watching. Meaning, he dances like Angel in that one episode.
Angel has connected.
Nicholas says, "…wow."
Gwen …….
You say, "NICK."
Nicholas says, "WOW."
You say, "STOP THAT."
Jaden says, "GET OUT."
Jaden says, "RIGHT NOW."
Ryan jawdrops
Leroy has arrived.
Jaden says, "EVERYONE."
Angel Blinks?
Leroy says, "Oh hell…"
Nicholas says, "I DON'T KNOW HOW I F—ING DO IT OKAY."
Gene unidles like a mighty man freeing himself from a mighty-but-not-as-mighty-as-the-mighty-man prison.
Nicholas says, "IT JUST HAPPENS"
Jaden says, "The lounge is closed because NICK IS CRAZY"
Jack dies.
<OOC> Cass says, "OH NO."
<OOC> Cass says, "JACK IS DYING."
<OOC> Jack says, "Wow. There's my pose out."
<OOC> Cass says, "GET THE PADDLES."
"CLEAR!"
*BZZT*
Jack 'live again, kthx.
Dr. Dickstein walks out to Rocky Theme Music.
<OOC> Cass says, "Okay. Posing for real now."
<OOC> Jack snorts.
<OOC> Lachlan /dies/.
PHONE: Your phone begins to ring. The Caller ID says 283-. (deleted for the person's own protection)
PHONE: You answer your phone, "Hello?"
PHONE: Adrenaline says, "I'm in your closet."
PHONE: The phone call has been ended by the other person.
And then, through the door and down the hallway, completely passing up the MiB, is Sylar dressed up as the Verizon guy. Decked out in a classic workman's suit (a Verizon patch on the left side), wearing a pair of glasses, and holding a phone to his ear, he moves into the middle of the dance floor, speaking into his phone.
GAME: Sylar has rolled CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW and got a result of GOOD.
I don't even know who emitted this, but!:
GAME: HeroesMUSH has rolled MUSH QUALITY and got a result of EPIC WIN OF ALL TIME.
Niki says, "AGHHH.
http://www.morphthing.com/image/5291041-Adrian-Pasdar-jpg-and-Ali-Larter-jpg?key=a3e8073a94dcb09b220d2177c6fe7a1f&done=1"
Nathan climbs on-
Nathan ….
Sylar says, "…"
Sylar says, "Kill it."
Lachlan says, "!!!!"
Lachlan says, "WH-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
Manuel says, "…"
Niki just.
GAME: Manuel has rolled REAPER'S TOUCH and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
Manuel snaps.
Niki backs away from Nathan forever.
Rochelle says, "It's called /fabulous/."
Nathan says, "NIKI DID— WERE YOU ON THE PILL? PLEASE SAY YES"
Lachlan ROLLS.
Niki says, "GOD YES."
Manuel DIES!
Niki says, "OH GOD YES."
Nathan says, "THANK GOD"
Lachlan says, "Oh fuck guys i can't breathe"
Jack …
Jack says, "I like it better when Nate and I breed."
Nathan says, "Times like this I wish my boobs were big enough to hold things like packets of glitter."
<OOC> Daphne will set.
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<OOC> Nova says, "Coolsome-"
<OOC> Daphne says, "Crap."
<OOC> Nova says, "Fail."
<OOC> Daphne says, "Okay, work from that."
Wh
SARS
ponies
elephants
drop bears D8
VAMPIRES IN SPACE
jesus christ its a lion
GET IN THE GORRAM CAR IT'LL ATTACK
where can ya see lions?! OUTSIDE THE CAR
KENYA KENYA KENYA KENYA the aliens blew up KENYA
mother nature says slow down, kick her with your energy legs
This is the part where Daphne's player wonders what the hell we're frakking on.
<OOC> Daphne says, "You know."
This is totally IC what the hell are you talking about and why the hell is it slop— YOU RUINED IT
<OOC> Daphne says, "WE HIT 80"
<OOC> Daphne says, "I like how we somehow just understood that every line had to be longer than the last."
<OOC> Nova says, "80?!"
<OOC> Daphne says, "YES"
<OOC> Nova says, "ahahaha yes."
Peter (P2) pages Heidi, Nathan, and Elena: It could be a Wizard of Oz themed wedding.
Nathan (Nate) pages Peter, Heidi, and Elena: /Peter/.
Peter (P2) pages Heidi, Nathan, and Elena: Nathan can be the Tin Man.
You paged Elena, Peter, and Nathan with '…omg.'
Nathan (Nate) pages Peter, Heidi, and Elena: NO NO NO
You paged Elena, Peter, and Nathan with 'OMG!'
Elena pages Peter, Heidi, and Nathan: NO.
You paged Elena, Peter, and Nathan with '…FINE'
Nathan (Nate) pages Peter, Heidi, and Elena: DON'T GIVE THEM— goddamnit, Peter, you are Dorothy, okay?
Peter (P2) pages Heidi, Nathan, and Elena: I am not Dorothy, just so you know.
From afar (to Peter, Heidi, and Elena), Nathan (Nate) dies.
You paged Elena, Peter, and Nathan with '……'
Elena pages Peter, Heidi, and Nathan: LOL
You paged Elena, Peter, and Nathan with 'HAHAHA'
You paged Elena, Peter, and Nathan with 'SPOTLIT.'
Nathan (Nate) pages Peter, Heidi, and Elena: You know me too well.
You say, "I'm quite glad nobody's apped my name yet."
Erin will app it.
You say, "Because I answer to it, so people would be all, 'HAY ' and I'd got 'WAT … DAMN YOU'"
Erin says, "got?"
You say, "Y-yes."
You say, "Got."
Erin says, "haha"
You say, "Because I'm f*ing Jesus, and I can't make typos."
Kasey SPITS WATER OUT.
You say, "So everything I say is bloody gospel, and you better believe it."
Kasey says, "YOU ARE DOING WHAT?!"
Mara DIES.
You say, "!!!"
Mara says, "THANK YOU, KASE."
You say, "/IM NOT LITERALLY F*ING JESUS/."
Grant DIES.
Mara diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies.
You say, "THIS ISN'T THE EXORCIST."
Kasey says, "OH GOD, thank GOD."
Namir rolls and rolls and rolls and rolls.
Kasey has to clean up water, ow.
Erin SDKHGHLKDSGH
Erin SKGHLSDKGH
Erin says, "THAT WAS AWESOME KASEY"
You say, "lakdsfjl brb"
Kasey is like…the reverse of retarded.
You say, "Dedrater?"
Erin cries. XD
Kasey says, "…I'd just go with 'special'. Just. Wow. That woke me up."
Fans are just naturally analytical like this, okay?!
Long distance to Jack: Nathan hugs. (I totally almost typoed that as jugs.)
From afar, Jack dies.
You paged Jack with 'Coulda been your LUCKY NIGHT.'
Jack pages: For serious. I love me some jugs.
You paged Jack with 'Likely not from this alt. :('
Jack pages: It's true. Pasdar is pretty, but has the wrong plumbing. :(
You paged Jack with 'And doesn't shave his chest regularly.'
From afar, Jack snorts. He does sometimes, doesn't he? I seem to recall seeing him both with and without chest hair, which is kind of confusing.
Long distance to Jack: Nathan thinks.
You paged Jack with 'Well he shaved his chest in JLAW!'
You paged Jack with 'I like that you have conflicting memories of Pasdar's chest.'
From afar, Jack chokes.
Jack pages: HE'S PRETTY DON'T JUDGE ME
You paged Jack with 'Even /I/ don't have conflicting Pasdar chest memories.'
Long distance to Jack: Nathan NEVER JUDGES, ONLY MOCKS. <3
From afar, Jack weeps. Oh man. But it's true. He had no chest hair when he landed shirtless at the diner in TX and talked to Hiro. But I want to say he did when he was boning Jessica.
From afar, Jack SOMEHOW REMEMBERS THESE THINGS.
You paged Jack with '…I feel like I need to rewatch this scene now.'
From afar, Jack may or may not be going through DVDs right now. And I need a fucking drink, for serious. brb.
And let's jump right into the middle of…
Heidi says, "Like, the children are robots controlled byPOSSUMS FROM SPACE"
Niki D: D:
Gene says, "Did someone say…. robots?"
Heidi says, "God, this is the best idea ever."
Heidi says, "GENE"
Gene shiftyeyes.
Heidi says, "Gene, you have to help me make children."
You say, "…."
Heidi says, "Wait. No."
You say, "You need to work on your pick-up lines, Heidi."
Heidi says, "Robots— I—"
Heidi says, "Wow. That was really bad."
You say, "I'll help you! I know ones that work on Nathan."
Heidi says, "…."
You say, "JUST SAYING"
You say, "I'M HELPFUL."
Peter says, "…"
Heidi says, "OKAY FINE"
Gene slides out in a speedo, only to races back from wence he came.
Peter D:
Manuel YAWNS.
Heidi says, "Niki, you can help me make children."
You say, "O-okay."
<Public> Emo-Ish Sandwich Jockey Oliver says, ". ."
<Public> Emo-Ish Sandwich Jockey Oliver says, "NATHAN."
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan says, "what"
<Public> Emo-Ish Sandwich Jockey Oliver says, "WHY DOES MY +IC STILL LEAD TO YOUR ROOM?!"
<Public> Face Eraser Manuel says, "…"
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan says, "All roads lead to my room. <3"
Nathan has arrived.
<Public> Face Eraser Manuel says, "/Still?/"
Nathan says, "ou babi"
Nathan walls.
<Public> Emo-Ish Sandwich Jockey Oliver says, "/STILL/."
Oliver unfs!
<Public> Face Eraser Manuel says, "Shouldn't your question be /EVER/?"
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan 8D
<Public> Brickhouse Rochelle says, "Around here, all roads lead to a big metal cow."
Nathan is now clinging to you!
Nathan has left.
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Nathan
Nathan says, "I can show you the woooorld."
Oliver DIIIIIIES.
Nathan may… MAY have gotten too much sleep.
Nathan says, "o wait campaigning what will the tabloids say"
Nathan lets go of you!
Holy shi— YOU ARE FALLING.
Nathan has arrived.
Nathan has left.
Long distance to Nathan: Oliver replaces 'sleep' with 'mind-altering substances'.
Nathan (Nate) pages: ahahaha
….but we knew this already.
(Background: Dezi's Ex-Husband invades the Gomez Apartment)
<OOC> Desiree says, "Be afraid."
<OOC> Desiree says, "Very afraid."
<OOC> Elena says, "………..oh dear."
<OOC> Desiree can set! Just give 'er a few minutes.
Ramon has connected.
<OOC> Elena GRINS
<OOC> Elena says, "LOOK WHO I BROUGHT"
<OOC> Ramon comes in wearing the skins of all of the fallen squirrels.
<OOC> Desiree says, "…"
<OOC> Desiree says, "OH GOD."
<OOC> Elena says, "OH YES"
<OOC> Desiree says, "HAHAHHA."
<OOC> Desiree deep breathes.
<OOC> Histamine says, "HI RAMON. ELENA>"
<OOC> Desiree hugs Ramon. ;_;
<OOC> Ramon says, "I needed to practice BRAIN FRY 101 TODAY."
<OOC> Elena DIES
And oh, yeah, there's one thing about Jane Pete was definitely not expecting. She's stark naked.
<OOC> Jane says, "I almost forgot about that."
<OOC> Peter says, "………"
<OOC> Peter says, "Okay— uh—"
<OOC> Peter says, "How could you forget NAKED?"
<OOC> Lyndsay dies laughing.
GAME: Benjamin has rolled POWER NAP and got a result of GOOD.
Benjamin FAINTS at his roll
…That's pretty accurate.
<OOC> Namir says, "William knows that HE IS GAY. OH GOD."
<OOC> William thinks that would be rather hard to miss. 'Oh wait. You mean that's why I'm attracted to guys?'
<OOC> Namir dies.
<OOC> Namir says, "There's a book on that. 'Activating Homosexuality'."
<OOC> Namir says, "It's all the rage."
<OOC> William says, "Is it by Mohinder? About his love of Matt and/or Sylar?"
<OOC> Namir says, "Yes."
<OOC> Namir says, "Activating Homosexuality by Doctor Mohinder Suresh. In stores now!"
<OOC> William says, "Sweet. I'll have to get a copy."
Jack says, "Ahhhhh. I have only been here for twenty minutes and I already desperately want to go home and sleep."
You say, "Stop staying up all night, fool!"
Jack says, "Psh. Sleep is for pussies. I am obviously far too manly to partake in such behavior."
Jack …
Jack :X
You say, "Whatever MR. I'm gonna fall asleep on top of hardcore porn Derex."
McAlister wandered off for a sec to fix a machine… and you people are on about hardcore pr0n?
You say, "You'll have an indent of 'Shaving Private Ryan' on your cheek forever."
McAlister always misses the good stuff!
Trina DIES.
Jack says, "HEY."
Cass :D
Jack says, "THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME DON'T JUDGE ME."
Cass DIES.
With the hoodie pulled over her pajamas, Peter…
Sylar has arrived.
<OOC> Benjamin AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
GAME: Benjamin has rolled POWER NAP and got a result of GOOD.
Sylar has disconnected.
<OOC> Erin is 5'2" in character, BTW.
<OOC> McAlister grins, and is /right there with ya/. It's like… Elle->Erin/Ali>THE WORLD.
<OOC> Erin dies. What.
<OOC> Niki emos.
<OOC> Benjamin EMOS WITH
<OOC> Niki D:
<OOC> Niki cling.
<OOC> Benjamin CLING
<OOC> Niki says, "THAT'S NOT CLINGING THAT'S GROPING MOVE YOUR HAND."
<OOC> Benjamin :/
<OOC> Niki says, "Well, if it'll make you feel better. :("
<OOC> Benjamin continues.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OH IT'S ON, BITCH."
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "BRING IT, DOG BOY."
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A FEMALE DOG, DOG BOY?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I DID /BITCH/"
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "KITTENFACEHEAD!"
<OOC> Cass cries.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… I … I … /MEGA-BITCH/"
<OOC> Cass says, "STOP IT."
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE HALL."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OKAY LET'S."
<OOC> Cass says, "STOP IT."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO PUNCH A DOCTOR YET."
<OOC> Cass says, "I WILL GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST AGAIN."
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "Or… the men's room!?"
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "i MEAN"
<OOC> Lachlan !!!
<OOC> Cass !!!
<OOC> Cass says, "DAD."
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "NOTHING"
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "BE QUIET CASS YOU'RE HEARING THINGS ON MORPHINE."
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "This is all a dream."
<OOC> Dr. Aldric waves hands.
<OOC> Lachlan passes Doctor Aldric a copy of Doctor Mohinder Suresh's 'Activating Homosexuality'.
<OOC> Cass says, "THIS IS NOT THE SMURFS."
<OOC> Dr. Aldric …
<OOC> Dr. Aldric morphs into Azrael.
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT."
As odd and akward a specimen as Benjamin is, you've got to admire the man's fortitude. He seems absolutely determined to get drunk enough to wear the penis-shaped hat that Jack keeps under the bar for special occasions. So Jack is pouring them both another round when Megan approaches. Now seems an excellent time for Jack to smirk and bury his snoot in his whiskey glass, which he does.
<OOC> Benjamin DIES
<OOC> Megan says, "PENIS SHAPED HAT."
<OOC> Jack says, "IT'S COMIN' OUT, JUST YOU WAIT."
<OOC> Benjamin says, "YEAH BABY. IT'S COMING OUT. DONT ACT LIKE YOURE NOT IMPRESSED."
<OOC> Jack chokes.
You paged Cass with 'George Clooney, as an entity, is the kind of man I ordinarily would knock-down simply because he gets away with the kind of charming stuff that deserves a knock-down, if only as a matter of principle. Too many women swoon. He's the classic gentleman scoundrel. The archetype. He really is. And my gut-reaction is to go: NO YOU MUST FAIL.'
From afar, Cass dies. It's true.
You paged Cass with 'And, yet, CURSE HIM, I find myself, instead, wanting to cuddle him, whilst still ripping on him, and give him knuckle-taps when he gets away with shit.'
From afar, Cass diiiiies. IT'S TRUE!
Cass pages: Stupid Clooney.
You paged Cass with 'THAT IS THE POWER OF GEORGE CLOONEY. HE MAKES ME GO: OH YOU BASTARD I'M LETTING YOU GET AWAY WITH SHIT AND DON'T ALL THAT MUCH MIND WHICH IS ALL THE MORE REASON TO NOT LET YOU GET AWAY WITH SHIT 'COS I HAVE A REP YO AND I AM A WOMAN OF PRINCIPLE AND STOMPING YOUR ASS IS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE BUT DAMNIT HI-5!'
From afar, Cass DIES.
Cass pages: THAT IS IT EXACTLY.
You paged Cass with 'That is how I feel about George Clooney.'
Cass pages: I tried hating him for /so long/ and it never worked. :(
You paged Cass with 'I KNOW.'
You paged Cass with 'I was never one of the swooning fangirls. I kinda respect him from a very tomboyish vantage. heh.'
From afar, Cass Dies. I kinda was. >.>
Cass pages: I tried to be a tomboy all through elementary school.
Cass pages: And then I started to like dresses.
You paged Cass with 'And then you became a swooning fangirl?'
Cass pages: And became the type who /could/ be a swooning fan girl.
Long distance to Cass: Reuben never has been the swooning fangirl sort, which is all the more reason why Clooney irks her because she overlooks being irked.
From afar, Cass diiiies. Understandably.
You paged Cass with 'And I just realized that came from Fat Steven Seagal. hahahaha!'
From afar, Cass DIES.
Cass pages: OH GOD THE IMAGE BURNS.
Cass pages: OH DEAR GOD.
Cass pages: +finger Sylar.
[{~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~{ Heroes MUSH - Sylar (Sylar) }~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~}]
Fullname: Gabriel 'Sylar' Gray
Power: Intuitive Aptitude
Sex: Male Age: 29 | Species: Evolved
Actor: George Clooney | Connected: 2m 0s Idle: 17s
Themesong:
------< Profile >-------
Tick-tock. Tick-tock.
-------< Quote >------—
"No one can stop me."
[{~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<{ Thu Jun 26 12:53:43 2008 }>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~}]
<OOC> Benjamin says, "Don't give me openings like that!"
<OOC> Benjamin says, "Just ask Niki about openings."
<OOC> Megan SPITTAKES WATER.
<OOC> Megan says, "WHAT ARE WE ASKING HER ABOUT?!"
<OOC> Benjamin says, "Wait.. I didn't mean it that way."
<OOC> Niki says, "…"
<OOC> Niki says, "WHAT the—"
<OOC> Lachlan sidles up to Niki.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "So, uh. Niki."
<OOC> Octavia says, "You need to be specific when hussies are involved."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "How 'bout openings?"
<OOC> Lachlan has PREPOSTERONE.
<OOC> Niki says, "Oh dear."
<OOC> Cass FACEPALM
Cass has disconnected.
Cass has connected.
<OOC> Cass says, "WHUP."
<OOC> Niki says, "You facepalmed yourself too hard."
<OOC> Cass says, "I did."
<OOC> Cass says, "I knocked myself out."
<OOC> Niki says, "Typical."
<OOC> Niki says, "(<3)"
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan says, "PETER COME BACK"
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan says, "I DIDN'T MEAN TO TOUCH YOUR WETA"
<Public> Ninja Jesus: Making People Die For Your Sins Namir chokes.
<Public> Next Death Day: 7/5 - Peter says, "NOOOO. :("
<Public> Please do not pick the Daphne says, "………"
<Public> … BBF. Sylar says, "I."
<Public> Next Death Day: 7/5 - Peter T_T
<Public> Ninja Jesus: Making People Die For Your Sins Namir says, "Peter, show me on the doll where Nathan touched you."
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan /dies/.
<Public> Next Death Day: 7/5 - Peter points at the weta.
<Public> Ninja Jesus: Making People Die For Your Sins Namir glares at Nathan. You sick, sick man.
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan says, "I'm just imagining a doll with like a plastic cricket stapled to its arm."
+where2
<OOC> Peter says, "…I WIN"
<OOC> Heidi says, "Nice work. XD"
<OOC> Heidi says, "WAS THAT YOUR POSE"
<OOC> Peter says, "NO."
Heidi calls, "I'M IN HERE, PETER!"
Peter says, "I KNOW."
Heidi stomps her foot. "WELL GET IN HERE, ASS!"
You say, "I'M FOCKING HUNGRY."
George says, "Would you like some PIE?"
You say, "I had Adrenaline's mom's pie earlier. I'm good."
Manuel says, "…"
Niki says, "Obviously it wasn't satisfying enough."
(Elena pages something to me after I ask a question. Then:)
Elena pages: Mis
You paged Elena with 'Mis? D:'
Elena pages: Yes ^^;
Long distance to Elena: Erin did ask!
Elena pages: …OH WAIT
From afar, Elena DIES
Elena pages: Sorry. NOT MIS.
You paged Elena with 'YOU MISSED TO THE RIGHT PERSON.'
You paged Elena with 'EXCELLENT WORK.'
Elena pages: I DID. I AM STOOPID
From afar, Elena DIES
Cass says, "THAT STATURE RULES."
Niki dies.
Cass says, "STATUE."
Sylar says, "STATURE HUH?"
Cass says, "IT SPINS, DAMMIT."
Cass says, "SHUT UP SYLAR."
You say, "STATURE."
Sylar says, "YOU SHUT UP."
Cass says, "NO I"
Cass ..
Cass says, "U."
Nathan DIES
Sylar says, "YES YOU."
Cass says, "DAMMIT."
You say, "LOLOLOLOLOL"
Sylar freaking /dies./
Niki dies.
<OOC> Mohinder says, "I AM BLIND. UNEXPECTED PENIS."
In a conversation about how I can actually make Hiro's power work now…
Nathan (Nate) pages: Let's go to Ancient Rome.
Nathan (Nate) pages: It'll be the best family vacation ever.
You paged Nathan with 'But do any of us speak Ancient Rome!?'
Nathan (Nate) pages: IN THE MOVIES THEY ARE ENGLISH
Nathan (Nate) pages: GOD PETER
You paged Nathan with 'THE MOVIES LIE.'
Long distance to Nathan: Peter was thinking the 20s would be cool.
Nathan (Nate) pages: Actually the 20s would rock.
You paged Nathan with 'No having sex with grandma, though.'
Nathan (Nate) pages: …fdjkgjkldfg
You paged Nathan with 'You will not become our own grandpa.'
From afar, Nathan (Nate) DIES
From afar, Nathan (Nate) <— everyone's daddy. :(
You paged Nathan with 'AND OUR GRANDPA.'
Nathan (Nate) pages: Ahahahhaa twisted.
Because Nathan demanded…
Nathan (Nate) pages: I have a confession.
You paged Nathan with 'Uhoh.'
Nathan (Nate) pages: When I suggested Ancient Rome, I wasn't serious, BUT. I totally forgot they wouldn't speak English.
Long distance to Nathan: Peter dies.
Nathan (Nate) pages: And I've /done classics in university/, what the hell is wrong with me. XD
You paged Nathan with 'You dumbass.'
Nathan (Nate) pages: Sh'up. <3
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan says, "Christ what's Noah doing here! Did someone unlock a door!"
<Public> Meteors! Elena dies.
<Public> Noah says, "I'm like a raptor, I can learn to open doors."
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan says, "Goddamn."
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "Get into the ceiling!"
<Public> Noah hunts in packs.
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "He's learned to use handles!"
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan says, "You bred noahs? D:"
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "(Clever girl)"
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan says, "When dinosaurs figure out weaponry, you know that at that point, you're screwed."
<Public> Noah says, "Try to imagine yourself in the Primatech Period.. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Noah. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side, from the other two Noahs you didn't even know were there. Because Noah's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today."
<Public> Face Eraser Manuel says, "…"
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN AWESOME Nathan falls off chair.
(In reference to the Desmond x Jack OTP from last night…)
From afar (to Jack and Katya), Morgan (mor) POINTLAUGHS! WHO IS NEARLY MALE NOW?!?!?!
Long distance to Morgan and Jack: Katya DIES LAUGHING
Good, so Lachlan's sure he's got the right one. He sometimes forgets faces, and it'd sure be awkward to punch out the wrong guy, right? Yeah. So without warning, he suddenly whips out with a left hook, aiming right for the politician's face. He puts his entire effort into the strike. It's probably going to be the only one he gets in before the cops jump him, so he's gotta make it count.
GAME: Nathan has rolled STAMINA and got a result of SUPERB.
<OOC> Nathan says, "…….what!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "WHAT— you know what."
<OOC> Viola dies.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… h-h00"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "HOW."
<OOC> Nathan says, "I'm just going to write a realistic reaction."
<OOC> Nathan says, "SO SUE ME."
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<OOC> Viola /dies/.
<OOC> Nathan says, "I just don't see Nathan like… going 'hm. ow. now, what did you want?'"
<OOC> Nathan says, "SO."
<OOC> Lachlan DIES DIES DIES.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I DO SAY, CHAPS, I BELIEVE THIS SCOTSMAN'S GOT A BIT OF A CHIP IN HIS SHOULDER, WHOT WHOT. WHY HE JUST TRIED TO ENGAGE ME IN FISTICUFFS. I BELIEVE I'LL BRUISE."
<OOC> Nathan DIES.
Viola has disconnected.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "oshi we broke her."
<OOC> Nathan fly-flies away.
<OOC> Nathan says, "…"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Whups."
<OOC> Nathan says, "OH IS IT?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OH NOOOOOO NOT VI."
<OOC> Nathan whips off tie.
<OOC> Lachlan whips off shirt.
<OOC> Nathan WALLS.
<OOC> Lachlan FLOORS.
<OOC> Nathan CEILINGS.
<OOC> Lachlan DESKS.
Viola has connected.
<OOC> Nathan REFRIDGERATORS—
<OOC> Lachlan PIANO— AW SHIT
<OOC> Nathan picks up clothes hurriedly.
<OOC> Lachlan DIVES BEHIND BED.
<OOC> Viola says, "…."
<OOC> Viola says, "GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS."
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<OOC> Viola says, "CAN YOU NOT KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON?!"
<OOC> Nathan ahahahas.
<OOC> Lachlan chokedies.
<OOC> Nathan says, "NO WE CAN'T"
<OOC> Viola says, "So THIS is why Lachlan is really pissed at Cass."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "IT'S A COMPULSION."
<OOC> Viola says, "BECAUSE NATHAN IS REALLY HIS."
<OOC> Nathan says, "DID YOU NOT SEE OUR HANDSOME LOVECHILD?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "THAT'S RIGHT BITCH."
<OOC> Viola says, "AND HE IS JEALOUS."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "STEP OFF."
<OOC> Viola ARRESTS LACHLAN.
<OOC> Lachlan OMG, arrested.
<OOC> Nathan NOOOOs.
<OOC> Viola sigh.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I DID IT FOR YOU, NATHAN."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "DON'T EVER LET GO."
<OOC> Viola dies.
Viola says, "YOU PEOPLE."
<OOC> Viola says, "…"
<OOC> Nathan REACHES OUT.
<OOC> Lachlan REACHES OUT.
<OOC> Lachlan drowns.
<OOC> Viola CHOPS OFF LACHLAN'S ARMS.
<OOC> Nathan ;_;
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OW."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "GODDAMN IT."
Neeeear… FAAAAR…
<OOC> Lachlan SPLORTLES all over.
<OOC> Nathan XDDD
Wherever you arrrrrre~
<OOC> Viola says, "……."
<OOC> Viola says, "I hate you all."
<OOC> Nathan stares up at Statue of Liberty. Deatley. Nathan Deatley.
<OOC> Lachlan DIES.
<OOC> Viola ….
<OOC> Viola just.
<OOC> Lachlan can't breathe ow ow ow ow ow.
<OOC> Nathan sob.
<OOC> Viola just.
<OOC> Viola says, "I HAVE NO WORDS."
<OOC> Gwen says, "Sorry."
<OOC> Gwen says, "Needed to play the plumber. XD"
Elena says, "I'm gonna tell Heidi if I had to choose if I had to kiss a girl it'd be her or Cass XD"
Cass /dies/.
Cass pumps fist.
You say, "I MAKE THE LESBIAN CURVE."
Elena says, "YOU DO."
Dr. Aldric …
You say, "…"
You say, "Hi dad."
Dr. Aldric says, "I'm just going to sit here and write my desc."
Cass XD
Dr. Aldric says, "And pretend none of this is happening."
Lachlan says, "HI DR. ALDRIC I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER OFTEN AND REPEATEDLY."
Elena is still CRYING. LACHLAN XD
Dr. Aldric says, "Lalalalalala!"
Elena just rolls around, laughing
Lachlan says, "IT'S REALLY FUN."
Dr. Aldric sings a descing song! Can't hear you!
Lachlan says, "BY THE WAY, DO YOU LIKE DOGS?"
Daphne says, "…"
Dr. Aldric says, "Happy descing song~"
Lachlan says, "I'M SCOTTISH."
Elena says, "But no one's supposed to know I have a pair!"
You say, "That is my super power."
Rochelle says, "Aha. XD"
Namir says, "MOSQUITO LADY~"
Dr. Aldric puts on tights and fairy wings.
Dr. Aldric bounds into the night.
Rochelle …..
Namir says, "It's like the Tick."
Namir says, "Only less blue."
Gene takes a step back from Aldric.
Rochelle says, "And Aldric."
Rochelle says, "Now that image is /in my head/."
Dr. Aldric beams. Zzzzt!
Namir says, "… oh wow, yeah. The idea of Gary Oldman in tights and fairy wings is a humbling one."
Dr. Aldric frolics around with a syringe.
(… hi cass)
She shakes her head, standing up and picking up her empty plate. "Besides…even if it's true I don't think it's a good idea anyway. There's so many things going on. I'm so busy, he's so busy….this entire 'The City And Maybe The World Is In Peril' thing, and…even then I don't even know if I'm staying in New York."
She pauses, and looks over at Jack. "….The middle of the year, I reapplied….to MIT, in Cambridge. I got word back today. I was accepted, full ride."
GAME: Jack has rolled EDUCATION and got a result of POOR.
<OOC> Jack coughs.
Jack's face goes through an impressively varied display of emotions over the course of the next several seconds. Confusion and dismay are prominent. He has friends, and he has his Trina, but he doesn't want to lose his Scrappy. He draws in a deep, shuddering breath, holds it for a moment, then expells it slowly before responding. "You're moving to Cambridge so some guy named Mitt can give you the full ride? What about Peter?" His head droops and his shoulders sag. Quieter, he continues, "Do you love this… Mitt? If you love him, you should do what makes you happy."
<OOC> Elena DIES LAUGHING
<OOC> Elena says, "WHAT. WHAT."
<OOC> Jack says, "MAN. I DON'T F** KNOW."
<OOC> Jack CACKLES.
Elena stares at Jack, and drops her head in her hands. "Why?" she groans. "Again, why? WHY DO I TELL YOU -ANYTHING-?"
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass leaves Lachlan for a less violent man.
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin says, "OH SNAP."
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan D:
<Public> Bourne Again: Jason is less violent.
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin is as well!
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "FINE I GUESS I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE"
<Public> Bourne Again: Jason lets Benji have her.
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin just has that pesky little problem known as the Company. :/
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "Liar. You still love me."
<Public> Bourne Again: Jason says, "The Company? Can they restore minds?"
<Public> Bourne Again: Jason >.>
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin says, "Uh… I SUPPOSE."
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass !
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan goes off with every other woman in the city.
<Public> Bourne Again: Jason says, "I should definitely give them a call."
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin says, "Lachlan.. this is nothing new."
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass gets Jack to shoot Lachlan in the kneecaps.
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin snickers.
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "WHY? YOU LEFT ME."
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "SO?"
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "YOU GOT NO RIGHT."
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "I HAVE RIGHTS UNTIL A YEAR AFTER WE'RE DONE."
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "WHAT."
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "For Nagry break up sex and to ruin your potential girlfriends."
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin says, "She has a point."
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "Have you not seen Scrubs, dogboy?"
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan says, "i'm cool with nagry break up sex"
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass is the Jordan to your Cox.
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "That sounds….wrong."
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin says, "and the comedic misunderstandin… omg Cass."
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan dies.
<Public> LACHASAURUS REX: Lachlan diiiiiiiiiies.
<Public> Not Dead Yet Cass says, "I CANNOT HELP IT IF THAT IS HIS NAME."
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin says, "Hahahahaa."
Cass WANTS A MISTRESS.
Heidi has reconnected.
Elena humped Jack good. <3
Heidi is going to have a /girls night out./
Nathan says, "No."
Peter says, "You should!"
Nathan says, "No you may not."
Peter says, "NATHAN."
Nathan says, "PETER."
Nathan says, "NO."
Nathan says, "THEY'LL TALK."
Peter says, "She's responsible! :("
Peter says, "They talk anyway."
Niel says, "Remember what happened at the /last/ girls night out?"
Nathan says, "BRAID HAIR AND TALK ABOUT PENIS SIZES"
Nathan says, "DISASTER"
Heidi says, "AND ELENA IS INVITED. AND CASS."
Peter says, "…"
Heidi says, "AND …"
Jack SDLFJKL
Heidi says, "I NEED MORE FRIENDS"
Peter says, "What does penis size have to do with this?"
Peter says, "Are you worried, Nathan?"
Nathan says, "It's what they— NO"
Nathan says, "Oh /f**k you/.'"
Elena says, "Heidi I'll bring Nadia."
Elena says, "It's gonna be hilarious."
Jack says, "I don't know, but at least Duhamel is equipped."
Heidi says, "OKAY"
Peter wins!
Lachlan says, "Yeah, Cass likes to brag about the size of my babymaker. :D"
Nathan says, "I hate you so much."
Heidi says, "Nathan es muy pequeno."
Nathan XDDD
Cass says, "…"
Peter says, "Oh come on, you walked into that."
Cass says, "I do?"
Lachlan says, "Yes. You do."
Heidi /clear /clear /clear
Cass says, "And Peter is so right."
Peter says, "YOU SHOULD RP WITH HER WHEN YOU WAKE UP."
Nathan says, "PETER YOU SHOULD MAYBE EAT IF YOU'RE HUNGRY"
Nathan says, "idk we're shouting advice at each other."
Peter says, "And since I totally won the whole thing about your size…"
Peter says, "You should listen to me."
Nathan says, "/I hate you/."
Kitty says, "….."
Elena says, "Wait. Size. What?"
Peter says, "You love me."
Nathan says, "No."
Heidi says, "Tiny."
Nathan says, "We're not repeating this."
Nathan says, "HEIDI."Peter says, "See, so many people missed it!"
Heidi says, "Tiny Dancer."
Kitty says, "THAT'S WHAT I WAS LIKE ELENA."
Elena says, "I missed -that- discussion— oh no we didn— ROFLMAO"
Elena says, "SHE NAMED IT TINY DANCER?"
Heidi says, "Yes."
Nathan says, "NOOOOOOO"
Kitty DIES.
Elena drops her head on her desk and -cries-.
Nathan says, "I actually squeaked 'no!' out loud, just now."
Heidi says, "Wait, was that one of those things I wasn't supposed to tell people?"
LATER
Nathan touch Peter.
Peter touch Nathan, but not Tiny Dancer.
Nathan :|
Heidi :D
Nathan says, "Okay no one's allowed to touch tiny dancer ever again."
Nathan says, "Oh shit, I just used taht name."
Heidi says, "EVEN ME, NATHAN?"
Nathan says, "I hate you all."
…you know when they're /just gonna fit in/.
Kent says, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
You say, "aaaaaaaaaahhh"
Kent says, "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
You say, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'"
Kent says, "AGHALGHALSGHLSADHGLASIDTAWEOIGMADSOIGBVMNAOIGH"
Sal bites.
Kent says, "jesus!!"
You say, "what!"
Kent says, "just"
Kent says, "jesus, man"
Kent says, "jesus"
You say, "no, that's Namir."
Kent says, "I don't know these things I'm new!!"
You say, "WELL LEARN!"
Kent says, "IT'S HARD TO LEARN WITH LAVA ARMS"
…
Sadie has arrived.
Sadie says, "SAL."
Kent says, "oh god"
Sadie says, "STOP TERRORIZING THE NEWBIE."
You say, "NO"
Sadie says, "YES."
You say, "NO"
You say, "I'M NOT"
GAME: Sadie has rolled CHARISMA+PERFORM+INFLUENCE and got a result of GOOD.
Sadie says, "Bah."
Kent says, "I may have started it not gonna lie"
You say, "OH I'M SO INFLUENCED"
Sadie says, "I'm not on my most charming. :("
You say, "That's right he did."
Sadie says, "SHOVE IT SAL."
Sadie says, "Oh."
Sadie says, "Well."
Sal :D
Sadie says, "In that case."
Kent says, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Sadie says, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
You say, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Kent says, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASGIAHSDGLOASdgh;;;;;"
You say, "I'm too sober for this."
Nathan says, "man, I just typo'd quit five times"
Nathan has disconnected.
Nathan has connected.
Nathan says, "I GOT IT THAT TIME"
Niki …
Nathan has disconnected.
GAME: Ramon has rolled DEXTERITY+ATHLETICS and got a result of POOR.
Ramon is buff. He's Rambo. He's intense. He dives for that grenade, bares his teeth, and goes to throw it back, snarling, *F*** YOU,* at top volume into John Carter's mind. Problem. Ramon Gomez, terror of small animals and renowned bad ass, throws like a *girl*. So the theme song from a dozen commercials where things are thrown in the air and fall back down again in slow motion probably plays on the soundtrack as the grenade tumbles up, makes a graceful arc…and then comes arcing back down to roll right back at the feet of the party. To which Ramon can only snarl, "…"
<OOC> Gwen DIES.
<OOC> Lachlan RUNS TO THROW IT.
<OOC> Ramon says, "XD XD XD"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "What do I roll?"
<OOC> Gwen says, "I just choked on my water, Ramon."
<OOC> Katya DIES
Jaden burns down the zoo. :(
You say, "WHAT"
Heidi burns down Jaden's mom.
Jaden says, "She's already hot enough."
Mara so cannot keep up with you crazy kids.
You say, "Now she's smokin'"
Jaden says, "… Well punned."
You say, "thx."
Jaden says, "Well. Punned."
Jack entertains Kasey at work.
Jack discreetly.
Niel says, "Unf."
Jack says, "Wow, I just spent a moment wishing this character's last name was Discreetly. "Discreetly. Jack Discreetly.""
Jack adds that to the list of porno names.
Jason says, "Dad used to make pornos?"
Jason says, "Can I too?!"
Jack /dies/.
Jack writes that into Jack's background.
Tamara waves.
Trina says, "…"
Serotonin weeps.
Niel omnom Tam.
Jason Rider.
Jack says, "DON'T BE MAD, BABY. THEY SAID I WAS GONNA BE A STAR. :("
Kasey stares.
Kasey says, "How does one have a porno name with 'discreet' in it?"
Jack says, "There are a /lot/ of them."
Jack says, "Most of them are sort of incongruous."
Kasey says, "really?"
Kasey says, "That's kinda awesome in a gross way."
Kasey says, "Jack Dis-OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT"
Cass DIES.
Jack WEEPS.
Jack says, "KASEY."
Jason says, "…"
Kasey says, "YOU SICK FREAK. *scrubs brain*"
Jack says, "I FRICKIN' LOVE YOU."
Kasey says, "I LOVE YOU TOO"
Niel chokes.
Jack so dying.
Mara says, "I just got my first piece of mail at the company ADDRESSED TO ME! :D"
Peter says, "It's from Sylar."
That's the sound of a Scotsman taking a bullet. Nothing debilitating or life-threatening, mind. Like Ramon, it's what would be classified as a graze —only this one's deeper and located on Lachlan's left upper arm. It cuts a nice rip into the muscle and hurts like hell, making it hard to move that arm at first. After twisting around into one of the two adjoining rooms, he slams his back to the wall and slides down to a sitting position. He immediately starts to rip a strip off the hem of his shirt, grumbling something very fowl under his breath.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Foul"
<OOC> Lachlan is not grumbling something about chickens under his breath, goddamn it.
<OOC> Ramon says, "That's like an outtake."
<OOC> Katya grins
<OOC> Katya DIES
<OOC> Ramon says, "The camera's reeling and the actor snarls, "Chickenfucker!""
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<OOC> Katya says, "Gerard Butler: *pauses, and laughs* I'm sorry did that get through?"
<OOC> Ramon says, "And the director calls a cut and goes, "/Chickenfucker/? Who the Hell says /Chickenfucker/? Is that like from /experience/? Christ!""
<OOC> Lachlan chokes.
<OOC> Katya DIES
<OOC> Jack says, "SDJFHKJSHD"
<OOC> Jack dying, but that does /not/ make it easier to pose.
GAME: Peter has rolled FIREARMS+DEXTERITY and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Ramon says, "I clearly need some time in the XP room. XD"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "You cry, you can't throw, /and/ you can't shoot tires."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "WHERE IS YOUR MANLINESS?"
<OOC> Ramon says, "Oh F* YOU MAN."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Wow."
<OOC> Katya DIES
<OOC> Ramon rips the experience of having a period from some woman and shoves it into Lachlan's brain.
<OOC> Lachlan needs to hop into the upgrade room for a bit of firearms fun.
<OOC> Jack KSDHFKJHKDSJ
<OOC> Katya DIES LAUGHING
<OOC> Lachlan says, "ASFJAKLSFJADHFGUISHERG"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "ALKSFJIAHFDSTG"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH."
<OOC> Jack says, "Dude. Ramon."
<OOC> Lachlan CLAWS OUT HIS BRAIN.
<OOC> Ramon snarls and leans back, satisfied. "I can reduce your dk with my mind. There's my manliness."
<OOC> Jack says, "Your pimp stylin' is legendary."
<OOC> Lachlan dies. <3 Ramon.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… Cass."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "If we leave here?"
<OOC> Cass says, "what"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "We'll wind up in Elena."
<OOC> Cass says, "I will end you"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I'M SO SERIOUS. Namir's in Elena right now."
<OOC> Cass says, "So she /is/ a true Catholic"
<OOC> Lachlan /dies/.
<OOC> Lachlan /diiiiiiiiies/.
-MEANWHILE IN +WHERE2-
Elena
Jesus
Common Grounds is seperated from the next building over by a narrow alley filled with trash. Some of that trash is simple refuse. Eggshells, coffeegrounds, banana peels, kitty litter. Crouched behind a rusted dumpster with flaking yellow pain, Max cuts a drastic contrast to his surroundings. He's wearing a simple, well-tailored black suit, leather shoes and gloves, and a long coat that bulges slightly at the pockets. During one of their training sessions, Agent Winters let slip that he was planning to meet Miss Deatley for coffee. After that, it was a simple matter to follow the naive, overly-friendly man to his destination.
He lifts a finger to his lips and smiles at Agent Armstrong, who's beside him. When Ben and Megan pass their hiding spot, Max leaps out and attempts to press a cloth over the woman's mouth. "Excuse me," he murmurs. "Does this smell like choloroform to you?"
<OOC> Megan DIES.
<OOC> Megan says, "MAX."
<OOC> Nova says, "Best pick up line ever."
<OOC> Nova says, "I MEAN WHAT"
<OOC> Benjamin says, "MAX."
<OOC> Megan DIES.
From afar, Heidi (SARS) will surprise you. It might be a bear, it might be a cougar, it might be Nova's mom.
You paged Heidi with 'OH LOR''
You paged Heidi with 'NOT ME MUM'
You paged Heidi with 'CRIKEY'
Heidi (SARS) pages: SHE'LL BE ALL, "I KNEW YOU'D FALL IN WITH THE WRONG CROWD"
Long distance to Heidi: Sal cackle.
You paged Heidi with 'And drag her ass back to Australia.'
Heidi (SARS) pages: And Daphne. Daphne will be /puzzled./
You paged Heidi with 'And. And. And continue camping.'
You paged Heidi with 'GOOD JOB I'LL POST IT'
Lachlan unfCass.
Cass walls!
Lachlan floors!
Cass desks!
Lachlan sofas!
Cass refrigerators!
Lachlan tables!
Cass counters!
Lachlan dressers!
Cass doors!
Lachlan entertainment centers!
Cass pianos!
Heidi basements the both of you.
Cass basements!
Lachlan basements!
Cass is dying.
Cass says, "Lachlan, I'm pregnant."
Cass says, "…….."
Heidi says, "…"
Cass says, "WHO DID THAT."
Rochelle says, "Pregnant /and/ dying? well crap."
Lachlan D8
Serotonin says, "I'll tell you guys about my dream anyway."
Serotonin says, "Basically, it was a bunch of people from here in a room together. Everyone was themselves IRL except for Nathan, who was still Nathan."
Serotonin says, "Mel was there talking about … making wine (?), and suddenly someone started talking about politics."
Serotonin says, "This was as I was about to wake up, so it makes even less sense than the rest, which I can't remember. So. Um. Nathan got really excited because he understood what people were talking about…"
Serotonin says, "…which also had something to do with local farming…"
Elena says, "…..he was excited about cows?"
Serotonin says, "And Nathan suddenly had a bunch of lettuce and was putting it excitedly on his head and face."
Elena LAUGHS
Serotonin says, "I don't… even… know."
Elena drops her head on her desk CRYING
Jaden …
You say, "WHAT"
You say, "SER. XD"
Heidi IS AT WORK. XD
Elena is LAUGHING SO HARD
Serotonin says, "Then suddenly, out of nowhere, he's in a leotard with a white rose in his mouth and I woke up."
Serotonin says, "Naturally."
Niki has arrived.
Namir says, "… what."
Namir says, "Did you just pull a me?"
Niki says, "…what the…"
Niki says, "WHAT THE…"
Heidi says, "A what?"
Heidi DIES
Niki says, "I."
Niki says, "Ignore me."
Heidi says, "NICE WORK, NIKI."
Niki says, "AHHH."
Niki dfghjk
Niki has left.
Cass diiiiiies.
Desiree has arrived.
Namir SPREADS THE DISEASE.
Namir says, "NO."
Namir says, "FAFSDFJADS"
Namir says, "Goddamn it, Niki. We're so full of fail right now."
Namir says, "God, lag."
Niki has arrived.
Heidi <3 Dezi.
Desiree says, "WHAT"
Namir says, "LAG MAKES THINGS CRAZY."
Niki says, "NAMIR"
Heidi DIES.
Niki shoves.
Kitty says, "I feel naked without my car. :("
Namir says, "I typed '+meet/summon' and realized it and HELLO."
Niki says, "Okay, this is what I'm going to do."
Namir says, "Then lag set in."
Niki says, "I'm going to cheat."
Namir has left.
Niki has left.
Trina beats her FTP at the office. "Work, damn you. Work, or I'll let Elena write you into a TP, and then you'll REALLY BE IN TROUBLE."
Niel has arrived.
<OOC> Niel says, "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP"
<OOC> Niel says, "NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN"
<OOC> Niel dashes.
Niel has left.
Elena says, "Oi. Jaden."
Elena says, "We're using your manor."
Elena says, "…and he's not here."
Elena has left.
Daphne locked him in t—
You say, "…and she's not here."
Viola says, "NO ONE IS ANYWHERE."
You say, "YOUR MOM."
(New BB message (9/11) posted to 'Character Requests' by Felix: ….Didn't I Know You?)
You say, "AAAAAAH 9/11 MESSAGE"
Daphne says, "AAAAH"
You say, "AAAAAAH"
Daphne says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
You say, "AAAAAAAHHH"
Peter says, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Daphne AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH D:
Daphne says, "PETER WHAT"
GAME: Peter has rolled TED and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
You say, "AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH"
(Yes, I know. I spotlighted myself. Sorry. :) )
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin says, "MORNING HEROES."
<Public> Lady Smoked Meats and Fishes McAlister says, "BENJI!"
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin says, "MCALISTER!"
<Public> Lady Smoked Meats and Fishes McAlister says, "BENJI!"
<Public> It's all about the Benjamin says, "MCALISTER!"
<Public> Music swells. The two are shown to be standing on opposite sides of a beautiful, grassy meadow.
<Public> Lady Smoked Meats and Fishes McAlister runs towards Benjamin. "BENJI!"
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin dies.
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin RUNS TOWARDS McAlister! Skipping! Throwing flowers!
<Public> Meteors! Elena says, "………………………………………"
<Public> Lady Smoked Meats and Fishes McAlister goes into Slo-Mo. Is loved by the camera in a slow crane shot. Her eyes are bright and softened by CGI. "Oh, BENJI!"
<Public> Face Eraser Manuel says, "… … … …"
<Public> Face Eraser Manuel says, "I…"
<Public> Lady Smoked Meats and Fishes McAlister says, "(See, Manny? This is what /YOU'RE MISSING./ :) )"
<Public> Face Eraser Manuel says, "Crack?"
<Public> Lady Smoked Meats and Fishes McAlister says, "BLUE CRACK!"
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin RUNS IN SLO-MO TOO.. Then trips over an effing rock in the way!
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin says, "This ladies and gents.. is 7:20am.. no caffeine.. no sugar."
<Public> Face Eraser Manuel says, "…Did you just pull a CassKat?"
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin says, "A wuh what?"
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin says, "Oh crap, gotta finish getting ready. GOING HERE TODAY http://www.mountevans.com/"
<Public> A bell rings. Somewhere, offcamera, the director yells, "CUT! MEDIC!" Ali stops, hand on hip. "CHRIST BENJI. Can't you even /run/ in a straight line? I'm going to my TRAILER."
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin says, "DAMMIT. I CANNOT WORK LIKE THIS. WHERE'S MY LATTE!?"
<Public> Lady Smoked Meats and Fishes McAlister says, "I MEAN, SPIKE, CAN'T YOU HAVE THEM GET RID OF THE ROCKS? AND THE DIRT? And the /humidity!/ My hair is so /flat!/"
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin says, "Actually, with the humidity, your hair looks.. FRIZZY."
<Public> Face Eraser Manuel kicks feet up in director's chair.
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin says, "AND STUPID."
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin says, "AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY LATTE. EXTRA FOAM."
<Public> Lady Smoked Meats and Fishes McAlister breaks out into sobs. "You're so /MEAN/. I want my /PSYCHIATRIST!/
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin says, "Hey hey.. McAlister.. the phone's for you.. Yeah.. it's your shrink.. He's committing suicide before he'll talk to you!"
<Public> PetrelliSARSus Rex! Heidi says, "What."
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin says, "NO PSYCHIATRIST FOR YOU."
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin says, "HI HEIDI."
<Public> Lady Smoked Meats and Fishes McAlister storms off to her trailer. "I CANNOT WORK LIKE THIS."
<Public> Punching Bag: Benjamin refuses to work with McAlister until she gets it under control. *calls his agent*
Benjamin (Benji) pages: I cannot believe the crack this early. Maaaaan.
Long distance to Benjamin: McAlister grins. Toothily. "I have been up for five hours and I've had three cups of coffee and I'm thinking about a coke and maybe a scene 'cause a scene is a good idea and I'm a little bored so now it's all crazy."
Long distance to Benjamin: McAlister nods. Sagely.
Benjamin (Benji) pages: Oh shit.
Eric spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Muggles
Peter says, "Yes. Especially since I swear Joss Whedon and everyone else logs on this game."
Mara says, "Tim Kring steals our good ideas."
Cass says, "What."
Mara says, "I swear."
Niki cackles.
Cass says, "Why do you say that?"
Peter says, "Horse things are showing up EVERYWHERE."
You say, "Really?"
You say, "Where?"
Cass DIES.
Peter says, "Because of BAD HORSE."
Cass GASP.
Mara says, "BAD WOLF— BUT WITH HORSES."
You say, "What."
Cass spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Pony
Cass …
Niki …
Mara dies.
(Then…)
Cass says, "IT'S ALWAYS A PARTY WHEN YOU KISS THE PONY."
The Party Pony parties Cass's face off.
Peter says, "THE Thoroughbred of SIN."
Peter says, "o/‘ So make the Bad Horse gleeful, or you’ll become his mare~"
Earlier:
<OOC> Niki says, "So many scenes are to the tune of people saying 'LACHLAN, NO, BAD DOG'."
<OOC> Peter says, "That's okay. I angst in so many scenes."
Lachlan has disconnected.
Lachlan has connected.
<OOC> Niki says, "…lachlan no bad dog. :("
Recently:
How connected she is also makes her the worst possible person to not ask nicely. Peter backs away a few steps actually, and keeps his hands down, trying to compose himself. Exerting power on someone else isn't something he generally likes either, but it's been a bad day…
<OOC> Lachlan read that as "it's been a bad dog". Three times.
<OOC> Peter says, "Well, that too."
<OOC> Peter says, "A bad dog day."
<OOC> Niki says, "YOU WEREN'T HERE AND THINGS WENT WRONG."
<OOC> Peter says, "We. Uh. Yeah."
<OOC> Niki had nothing to do with it for serious.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "VERY WRONG."
<OOC> Cass says, "….."
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
<OOC> Peter says, "Lachlan and I walled each other."
<OOC> Cass ;.;
<OOC> Cass says, "……………………"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Yeah."
<OOC> Niki says, "It's true."
Cass has left.
<OOC> Lachlan DIES.
<OOC> Peter dies.
GAME: Lachlan has rolled TECHNOLOGY+INTELLIGENCE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<OOC> Niki …
<OOC> Niki says, "Lach. Can. Can you find the redial button?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/YES I CAN FIND THE REDIAL BUTTON HUSH/."
<OOC> Lachlan /huffs/.
<OOC> Lachlan secretly sidles up to Cass and holds out the phone helplessly.
Once he's got the phone, hung up or not, Lachlan starts fiddling with the buttons. Somehow he manages to hit the right ones that lead to a redial of the last number, and then he puts the cell to his ear.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "What."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "'That number doesn't exist in the directory'"
<OOC> Niki says, "…"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "OH PROBABLY BECAUSE I TYPO'D."
<OOC> Niki points to your Mediocre.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I blame my bad tech roll."
<OOC> Niki just nods.
<OOC> Lachlan dies.
<OOC> Niki says, "…… ROFL."
<OOC> Niki says, "So I was writing this pose."
<OOC> Peter says, "?"
<OOC> Niki says, "And I typed out the words 'she slips a hand into her pants'. I meant pocket. And all I could think about was the video clip I just linked."
<OOC> Niki x_x
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Peter says, "HAHAHAHA."
<OOC> Peter slips a hand into Niki's pants.
<OOC> Cass !!!
<OOC> Lachlan CHOKEDIES.
<OOC> Niki says, "SO I GUESS if you view cast members as having the same personalities as whatever, I'M THE ONE WITH HER HAND IN HER PANTS."
<OOC> Mohinder DIES
<OOC> Niki IS SO CLASSY GUYS.
Behind the Scenes of the log 'Up Against Walls':
Mohinder (Momo) pages: I HATE YOU
PHONE: The other end answers, "Suresh speaking."
You paged Mohinder with 'YOU LOVE ME'
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) LAUGHS
PHONE: Niki says, "Mohinder…" Pause. "Dr. Suresh."
PHONE: Mohinder sounds a little surprised to hear the woman's voice, it's been awhile, "Hello Niki. It's a pleasure to hear you. How are you doing?"
Mohinder (Momo) pages: hear FROM you
You paged Mohinder with 'You just like my voice.'
You paged Mohinder with 'Admit it.'
PHONE: Niki doesn't sound so pleased, on the other hand. Tense would be the word to use. "I need you to tell me something. It's important." The line grows muffled and distant for a moment as she puts her hand over it, moving it away from her mouth to ask those in the room with her: "Her… name. What is it?"
Mohinder (Momo) pages: Mrowr.
You paged Mohinder with 'BLUFF ROLL FOR ME.'
Mohinder (Momo) pages: NOW NIKI. YOU DIDN'T.. OH SHIT.
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) LKJ!#143()*@Y+@(*Y@~%r
You paged Mohinder with 'IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR GOING TO YOU FOR HELP'
You paged Mohinder with 'GAWD'
You paged Mohinder with 'SEE IF I EVER CALL YOU AGAIN'
Long distance to Mohinder: Niki cries.
Mohinder (Momo) pages: (SEMI CLASSIFIED?!) WAS A BAD GIRl. LEAKING INFORMATION.
You paged Mohinder with 'YEAH THAT'S RIGHT BLAME IT ON ANOTHER WOMAN'
PHONE: Niki says, "… Thanks anyway."
PHONE: You end your current call.
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) dies. YOU BITCH.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Yo sup my bitches."
<OOC> Heidi says, "AAAH"
<OOC> Nathan says, "N TO THE A TO THE T H A N (naaathaaan)"
<OOC> Heidi says, "HOOO HOOO"
<OOC> Heidi says, "WHALES UP IN THE HIZZY"
<OOC> Nathan /dies/.
<OOC> Nathan says, "ic convo."
<OOC> Heidi says, "yes"
<OOC> Sal says, "Oh culture clash."
<OOC> Sal says, "Do I need to edit that? Do Americans not say that?"
<OOC> Jack says, "No, they do. I even say it. But I see cock, the first thing I think is cock."
<OOC> Sal cackle.
<OOC> Jack says, "Uh. Do make sure /that/ doesn't make it into the log."
<OOC> Sal says, "Or spotlight."
<OOC> Jack says, "…"
Niki says, "Now to extract this BOC from my bed."
Lachlan says, "IMPOSSIBLE."
Niki says, "Step 1: make him stop groping me."
Niki says, "Step 2: take a pillow and shove him off the bed (otherwise he will bite me)."
Nathan says, "Sounds like my ex."
Lachlan chokes.
Gwen /dies/.
Manuel says, "…"
So I was scrolling up, looking for something and … oh yeah. That.
Peter says, "Do you want to use Petrelli Air? :|"
Peter is faster than a plane.
Portia says, "ZOOm"
You say, "That's a long way to go."
Elena says, "Only five hours by plane."
Elena says, "Shorter with Petrelli air."
Manuel says, "No."
You say, "Okay, that's a long way to go /carrying someone/. XD"
Elena dies
Manuel says, "Even that, no."
Elena DIES
Peter says, "There's islands. I can take a breather."
You say, "Though, Peter has my strength."
Peter lands on an oil rig.
You say, "So he's a better ride than Nathan."
You say, "…"
You say, "I."
Peter DIES
You say, "I need to think before I type."
Portia falls over.
Peter says, "You're so kind, Niki."
You say, "I didn't even realize until I had hit enter."
Elena says, "Well Niki. YOU WOULD KNOW."
Manuel says, "Much as Peter probably would want to go as well, no. Nononono."
You say, "I WOULD NOT KNOW."
Manuel says, "…"
Eric says, "…dayum. Just. Dayum."
You say, "I ONLY KNOW ONE HALF."
Peter says, "…she doesn't know yet."
From afar (to Nathan and Jack), Nadia (Nadia) SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIES on you both. I think Imma go crash. as much as I'm ready to bounce off walls. Work kicked my ass.
Nadia is not connected.
Unable to page: nadia
Long distance to Nathan: Jack TOUCHES INAPPROPRIATELY AND SMOOCHES.
Nathan (Nate) pages: ou baby
<OOC> Cass says, "I say whoever rolls lowest on intelligence sets."
<OOC> Cass >.>
<OOC> Peter says, "…"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "…"
<OOC> Peter says, "Do we include negatives?"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Now that's just /low/."
<OOC> Cass /dies/.
THE CEILING SUDDENLY CAVES IN.
<OOC> Cass says, "……."
EVERYONE DIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "NO."
METEOR.
<OOC> Cass says, "NOT OKAY."
GAME: Peter has rolled CLAIRE and got a result of GREAT.
GAME: Peter has rolled NIKI and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Cass says, "Peter can't die. :("
GAME: Peter has rolled STRENGTH and got a result of GREAT.
Peter holds up the roof.
<OOC> Cass says, "Sweet!"
<OOC> Cass XD
GEORGE SUDDENLY EXPLODES LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB, HAVING ACQUIRED PETER'S POWERS THROUGH FELINE OSMOSIS.
<OOC> Peter D:
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Lachlan wins.
<OOC> Cass says, "I."
<OOC> Cass says, "/What/."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "IDUNNO."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "Go home or something. We'll be here. <3"
<OOC> Cass cackles.
<OOC> Cass says, "Okay."
<OOC> Cass says, "Heading home."
<OOC> Cass says, "Back in just a bit!"
<OOC> Lachlan <3
Cass has disconnected.
<IC-Radio> The last song fades, crossing into: "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by R.E.M
<OOC> Peter dies at IC Radio.
<OOC> Lachlan chokedies.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "It knows. /It knows/."
<OOC> Peter says, "IT DOES."
From afar (to Eric and Elena), Mark holds up his ring finger. "Careful, honey. I'm taken. At least for another hour or so."
From afar (to Mark and Eric), Elena dies
Mark pages Eric and Elena: Let's see what kind of offer's on the table, though, shall we? ;)
You paged Mark and Elena with '….'
You paged Mark and Elena with 'Bro. Your taken. LEAVE ME SOMETHING DAMMIT MAN!'
Mark pages Eric and Elena: You can have my Jag? I hardly even drive it anymore.
You paged Mark and Elena with 'I have a Shelby.'
Mark pages Eric and Elena: Does she have an older and more pretty but less mature sister?
You paged Mark and Elena with 'Let me introduce you to Cass.'
From afar (to Eric and Mark), Elena DIES
Long distance to Mark and Elena: Eric is a cruel cruel man.
Mark pages Eric and Elena: Don't make me bring up the swimming pool incident. Yellow streams are not welcome, Eric!
You paged Mark and Elena with '…WHAT?!'
You paged Mark and Elena with 'I WAS TWO!'
Mark pages Eric and Elena: Hardly justification. Other people wanted to swim too!
From afar (to Mark and Eric), Elena DIES LAUGHING
<OOC> Cass mutters. Jerkface.
<OOC> Benjamin <3
<OOC> Benjamin says, "Cass does not get mindwiped at this time."
<OOC> Benjamin says, "I tell you this, because you look a little nervous."
<OOC> Benjamin RUNS
<OOC> Cass says, "………."
<OOC> Cass FREAKING ENDS YOU.
<OOC> Benjamin <3
The door closes on its own, so no one needs to worry about that. It probably locks automatically, too. Paranoid people and their glass towers (reinforced with steel). "More things?" Molly's ears perk up. She's still a little girl and bribable. She sets Nico onto her shoulder, where he hunkers down and clings on for dear life. It's her version of having a parrot, like the pirates she sees in the movies. Except this parrot purrs. Following behind, she eagerly perches herself on the edge of the couch. All the better to see what's been brought for her. "I haven't even been able to spend the twenty dollars, yet!"
<OOC> Mohinder says, "… too… cute.. omg."
<OOC> Mara says, "I'm keeping her. Sorry, Suresh."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "YOU ARE DEAD."
<OOC> Mara says, "NOT YET I AIN'T."
<OOC> Molly XD
<OOC> Molly >.>
<OOC> Mohinder can fix that. Want to stop having visions? *grabs virus*
<OOC> Molly says, "Ladies, ladies. There's enough of me to go around."
<OOC> Mara says, "GO 'HEAD. AT LEAST I WON'T PASS OUT ANYMORE. AND I-"
<OOC> Mara says, "…Hang on."
<OOC> Mohinder LOL
<OOC> Mohinder says, "MOLLY."
<OOC> Molly says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Mohinder GROUNDED
<OOC> Molly says, "YOU CANNOT GROUND THE HOTNESS."
<OOC> Molly says, "JUST WAIT TILL I GROW BOOBS."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "LALALALLALALALALALALALALA CANT HEAR YOU"
<OOC> Molly says, "I'M GONNA HAVE BOOOOOOBS, MOHINDER."
<OOC> Mara says, "…"
<OOC> Mohinder says, "WILL NOT."
<OOC> Molly says, "WILL TOO!"
<OOC> Mohinder CAN FIND A WAY TO STOP THAT.
<OOC> Molly says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Molly says, "NO."
<OOC> Mohinder WILL!
<OOC> Molly says, "/NO/."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "MATT WILL BACK ME"
<OOC> Molly says, "WHATEVER."
<OOC> Molly says, "I HAVE MATT WRAPPED AROUND MY LITTLE FINGER."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "HE WONT WANT YOU TO HAVE BOOBS EITHER."
<OOC> Molly says, "WHATEVER."
<OOC> Molly says, "YOU TRY AND TAKE MY BOOBS AWAY AND I WILL GET /IMPLANTS/."
<OOC> Molly says, "YEAH."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "NO YOU WONT"
<OOC> Molly says, "WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "DONT TEST ME."
<OOC> Mara is just gonna… hold her pose and see how this plays out.
<OOC> Molly says, "TOO LATE THEY ARE GROWING AS WE SPEAK."
<OOC> Molly says, "GROW, BOOBIES, GROW."
<OOC> Mara chokes. Chokes and DIES.
<OOC> Mohinder says, "THEY ARE NOT."
<OOC> Mohinder FINDS A WAY TO HALT MOLLY'S GROWTH.
<OOC> Molly WINS.
<OOC> Molly says, "NOPE."
<OOC> Mohinder CAN SO MANIPULATE YOUR BODY WITH TESTING AND GENE THERAPY.
<OOC> Molly RUNS AWAY TO SYLAR.
<OOC> Molly says, "HE'LL LET ME HAVE BOOBS."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "NO YOU WONT."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "YOU CANNOT HAVE THEM. ONLY WHORES HAVE BOOBS."
<OOC> Molly says, "Jesus Christ, we are deranged."
<OOC> Mohinder dies
<OOC> Molly says, "Okay. I. I think we're done now."
<OOC> Mohinder >.>
<OOC> Molly says, "But, still. I'm getting boobs."
<OOC> Molly says, "And there's nothing you can do about it."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "NO."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "wow. this isn't too far from here. Maybe 2 miles from my home. http://www.gazette.com/articles/llama_38450___article.html/lion_romens.html"
<OOC> Molly says, "Poor llama. :("
<OOC> Mohinder says, "POOR LLAMA :/"
<OOC> Mohinder loves making fun of the poor shorn llamas and alpacas out here. THey look so pitiful.
<OOC> Molly says, "Hee."
<OOC> Mara says, "HEY!"
<OOC> Mara says, "DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WHORE?!"
<OOC> Molly says, "…"
<OOC> Mohinder says, "Uh."
<OOC> Mohinder runs
Gene spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Failboat
Gimmie Dat …
Gene says, "That's Gene lovelife in one spin."
(Bob)
Because naturally, I want him hanging in my office like a big Han Solo after the whole carbonite thing. ^_^
<OOC> Peter says, "The things I find while cleaning…"
<OOC> Peter found a dress. I had no idea I owned a little black dress.
<OOC> Peter says, "…You post this, I will end you."
<OOC> Nathan grabs it.
<OOC> Nathan says, "You weren't meant to find that."
<OOC> Peter dies! THAT WAS YOURS.
<OOC> Nathan says, "…post /that/, and I end you."
<OOC> Peter says, "Our secret is safe."
Eric says, "YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS! I RUN WAY NOW!"
Niki says, "BYE ERIC."
You say, "YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE."
Eric says, "…I be back later though, cause its an awsome nuts."
Eric says, "Like almonds."
Niki :D
Eric has disconnected.
You say, "… but. Almonds aren't nuts, are they?"
Niki says, "…yes?"
Manuel says, "Wow…"
Manuel says, "Delayed reaction."
You say, "No it's not, you liar."
You say, "'An almond is also the seed of this tree. Botanically, the almond seed or fruit is not a true nut, but a drupe.'"
Niki says, "Ohhh."
Niki says, "A drupe. What the hell."
Niki says, "I feel as if I've been lied to my whole life."
Namir dies.
Rochelle says, "SOUNDS LIKE /DUPE/."
Rochelle says, "We've been nature-punk'd."
You say, "Like learning that tomatoes are actually fruits and not vegetables. :<"
Namir /dies/.
Niki says, "Yeah."
Storms, tornados, something very bad. That's the gist of what Cass got from Desiree's vision. Right behind the Southern woman, she reaches out to put a reassuring hand on the other woman's shoulder. Just for support. "So. Stop the storm, change the future." The future she dies in. The future where New York is destroyed. That's something they were determined to do anyway. "Did it show you /when/ that might be happening? Generally? So we know how long we have?" Then, she pauses and realizes that Desiree is not a magic eight ball to shake answers out of. "Are you okay?" She asks, concerned. "Do you want that lemonade now?"
<OOC> Lachlan SHAKES DESIREE.
<OOC> Lachlan TURNS HER UPSIDE-DOWN TO SEE THE ANSWER TO HIS QUESTION.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… the. The mental image of Gerard Butler doing that to Minnie Driver, just."
<OOC> Portia LAUGHS.
<OOC> Desiree says, "AHHH WHAT."
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Desiree says, "ASK AGAIN LATER."
<OOC> Cass DIES.
"Talented….Felix is talented?" she asks, looking at Felix and then back to Namir in surprise.
That has Felix going a little wary. "Talented how?" he asks, oh so unsubtle.
William looks over to Felix then back to Namir. "Have you read a certain little book?" He jokes. And no, he doesn't mean Activating Homosexuality.
"Aileen, that's a nice name. I suppose that-What the… That's mine!" Gene says in shock, surprise, and anger as he realizes what's going on. He really doesn't register the fact that she is likely planning to run away in the first few seconds, more shocked at a girl jamming her hand in his pocket and taking stuf out than anything else.
Persi pauses and looks over at Saint, one eyebrow raised a little, "Are you serious?" Persi gives a little 'hmf' and sits back up straight, sticking out one arm to give Saint as firm a shove as she can manage on the shoulder. No matter the result, she tops off the motion with an irritated grumble, "That's what you get for losing MY wallet. Ass."
Saint has disconnected.
You killed Nathan!
Nathan has left.
You say, "YAY, I SAVED THE FUTURE."
Nathan has arrived.
Nathan POINTS.
You say, "Shortest TP ever."
Nathan cackle.
George shoves Nathan's body out of the chair. "NOW THEN."
Erin was easy.
Erin says, "…that's not what I meant."
Prime got some?!
Prime says, "Woo!"
Eric says, "Yus. It was a good speach. XD"
Nathan says, "thx gize"
<IC-Radio> The last song fades, crossing into: "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by R.E.M
Nathan says, "Well said, IC Radio."
Niki says, "… Someone Spotlight that, for heaven's sake."
Emery says, "Is…there hair dye in the future? :("
You say, "There's a lot of red lipstick. So…yes?"
Erin says, "And blue popsicles."
Emery says, "Blond hair dye?"
Niki says, "Of course!"
Emery says, "Okay."
Emery says, "Bows an arrows?"
Kitty says, "I need to see if Kitty's orphange is on gird."
Lee says, "And baseball bats!"
Lee says, "BONK"
Andrea has connected.
Kitty has left.
George has left.
Niki says, "I'm sure you could find bows and arrows."
Emery says, "…ear prosthetics?"
Niki says, "…"
Niki says, "Emery."
Niki says, "You're not turning into an elf."
Cass /dies/.
Erin says, "DO IT EMERY"
Emery says, "IT WILL BE THE PERFECT DISGUISE"
Muggles dies.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY I TYPED DESMOND INSTEAD OF RUDYARD.
She'll be keeping him as long as she can. She doesn't want to draw attention to the camera, though there's another short glance toward it as Desmond helps her up… She'll just have to leave it on for the time being, and… It'll catch them leaving.
<OOC> Rudyard says, "AS DESMOND HELPS YOU UP!?"
<OOC> Daphne says, "IT'S A BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS"
<OOC> Rudyard says, "DIVORCING."
<OOC> Daphne says, "WHAT!?>!1"
<OOC> Daphne says, "WHO IS THIS DESMOND FELLOW"
<OOC> Rudyard says, "You called me another man"
<OOC> Rudyard RUNS OFF TO THE LAWYERS.
<OOC> Daphne says, "…whoa"
<OOC> Daphne says, "that was awesome."
<OOC> Rudyard snickers.
<OOC> Daphne says, "Obviously I was not ready for commitment!"
<OOC> Rudyard says, "DUH!"
<OOC> Daphne says, "The worst part is, Desmond is one of the meerkats."
<OOC> Daphne says, "OKAY THAT WAS BAD"
<OOC> Rudyard DIES
<OOC> Daphne says, "This is so spotlit."
<OOC> Rudyard LAUGHS
"Dreams? This is not some impossible dream. This is madness. A fanatical desire for genocide! To wipe one race and replace it with another!"
THIS. IS. SPARTA.
<OOC> Mohinder DIES
<OOC> Mohinder says, "I am so glad I wasn't drinking anything."
<OOC> Nathan says, "Did I forget to desc in the bottomless pit just behind your bed?"
<OOC> Nathan says, "My bad."
<OOC> Mohinder DIES LAUGHING
You paged Jack with 'DARK FUTURE IS DARK.'
Jack pages: Man, it would be pretty serious stuff.
You paged Jack with '/Exactly/. :('
Jack pages: MAN. I'm thinking 'what can I do to make this meaner and more evil?' DAMN YOU ELENA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Long distance to Jack: Cass DIES.
Aileen noms on Desmond's face. "Present time, then? Although I'm sure it would be RIVETING to RP with your dead corpse.."
You say, "OH MY GOD CORPSE RP IS SO EPIC."
You say, "WE CAN DO IT RIGHT HERE."
Desmond rots underground.
Dextris says, "…"
Aileen walks over Desmond's grave.
Dextris nudges the corpse.
Desmond gets munched on by worms.
Aileen offers flowers to dead hot men.
Desmond would be grateful if his gray matter wasn't being turned into worm-poop right now.
Meryl says, "haha you said poop
Aileen mourns the loss of Desmond's… acting ability. Yes.
Desmond decomposes.
Aileen says, "Noooo!"
Aileen says, "Ahem."
Aileen says, "Anyways."
Aileen says, "RPs, Desmond?"
You say, "OH MY GOD BEST DF SCENE EVER NOBODY WILL EVER TOP THAT."
Desmond goes to post the log.
Aileen says, "You totally should."
<OOC> Daphne says, "CHOCOLATES AND FLOWERS. AND A PUPPY."
<OOC> Rudyard says, "……"
<OOC> Daphne says, "GO."
<OOC> Daphne says, "YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES"
<OOC> Rudyard says, "WHAT!?"
<OOC> Rudyard says, "OH OH! RIGHT! *RUNS*"
<OOC> Daphne says, "FOUR NOW."
<OOC> Daphne says, "THREE"
<OOC> Daphne says, "TWO"
<OOC> Daphne says, "ZERO"
<OOC> Daphne says, "lose."
<OOC> Rudyard returns late with the request.. demanded items.
<OOC> Daphne snubs.
<OOC> Rudyard says, "Do you know how difficult it is to find these items on short notice these days!? QUALITY chocolates too!"
<OOC> Daphne says, "Are… those carnations!?"
<OOC> Daphne says, "ROSES, YOU BOOB. YOU BRING /ROSES./"
<OOC> Rudyard says, "…… Carnations.. and.. I had to bribe .. oh come now!"
<OOC> Daphne says, "THIS IS POSTED."
<OOC> Rudyard hoards the Dove chocolates for himself.
Candy (Cain) pages: We need a present day scene also.
You paged Candy with 'Oh! With Candy?'
Candy (Cain) pages: With Nate.
You paged Candy with 'Ahaha. Yes.'
Candy (Cain) pages: Peter being missing and stuff.
You paged Candy with 'We should go do it. Now. >.>'
You paged Candy with '<.<'
Candy (Cain) pages: NOW?!
Candy (Cain) pages: Okay!
Long distance to Candy: Cass XD
Long distance to Candy: Cass /dies/.
Candy (Cain) pages: See what you've done.
From afar, Candy (Cain) would need to spoof from an alt, but unless we're planning a firefight, I'm sure it'd be fine.
Long distance to Candy: Cass SHOOTS THINGS.
You paged Candy with 'I'm fine with spoofing. XD'
Candy (Cain) pages: Hoolay.
Candy (Cain) pages: Where!
You paged Candy with 'Okay! Ummmm….Enlightenment Books? We could do the Nate spontaneously dropping by to get drunk!'
Candy (Cain) pages: OKAY!
You paged Candy with 'OKAY!'
Candy (Cain) pages: 'by the way, um.'
You paged Candy with '….'
Candy (Cain) pages: 'about your brother.'
You paged Candy with '….'
Candy (Cain) pages: 'he's missing in the future HEY I LOVE MERLOT'
Long distance to Candy: Cass DIES.
You paged Candy with 'Yes. That is exactly how this scene willl go.'
From afar, Candy (Cain) :D
You paged Candy with 'OKAY IMMA POST IT LIKE THAT.'
Candy (Cain) pages: DO IT
Candy (Cain) pages: And.
Candy (Cain) pages: And.
You paged Candy with 'And?'
Candy (Cain) pages: The summary would be: Picture Nathan wearing a sou'wester and a yellow raincoat. Okay, got it? Good. That doesn't happen in this scene. Sorry.
From afar, Rudyard (Rudy) ISNT SORRY about the moths attacking your closet and your nice suits either.
You paged Rudyard with '……………..'
Long distance to Rudyard: Nathan ;_;
From afar, Rudyard (Rudy) HAS ISSUES WITH YOUR POLICIES!
Long distance to Rudyard: Nathan dies.
You paged Rudyard with 'O RLY'
From afar, Rudyard (Rudy) LAUGHS
Rudyard (Rudy) pages: AND THE TIES.
You paged Rudyard with 'NOOOOOO'
Rudyard (Rudy) pages: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA.
Rudyard (Rudy) pages: MOths should chew messages into your boxers 'H8U'.
Long distance to Rudyard: Nathan /dies/.
… "You two are so similar, you know? Stubborn, trying to do the right thing, just two totally different ways of doing. And Peter has better taste in ties." Not that she's ever seen Peter wear a suit. But, well, he's got to have better taste than that orange eye-bending tie that Nathan is currently sporting. Then again, who knows. Maybe bad tie taste runs in the family like abilities do. …
<OOC> Nathan says, "OH THAT'S LOW"
<OOC> Nathan holds hands protectively over tie.
<OOC> Cass /dies/.
<OOC> Cass says, "TIE INTERVENTION."
<OOC> Cass says, "STARTS NOW."
<OOC> Nathan diiiies.
<OOC> Nathan says, "THIS IS WHAT TURNS NATHAN EVIL"
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Nathan says, "You take his ties, he burns the world. :|"
<OOC> Cass says, "OH SHIT."
<OOC> Cass IS THE CAUSE OF DARK FUTURE.
<OOC> Nathan says, "LOOK. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE."
<OOC> Cass says, "YOU CAN COME BACK NOW PETER, WE SOLVED IT."
<OOC> Nathan sob.
<OOC> Cass says, "SOMEONE GET A PAISLEY TIE STAT."
<OOC> Cass says, "WE CAN STILL FIX THIS."
<OOC> Nathan says, "No it's done."
<OOC> Nathan says, "I'm picking out a new tie as we speak."
<OOC> Cass says, "Shit. I am my own demise."
<OOC> Nathan says, "Tomorrow, I'm going to set fire to something."
<OOC> Cass says, "Is your new tie covered in blood?"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Yes. Yes it is. The blood of children."
<OOC> Cass says, "Stained by the innocents of those you've killed."
<OOC> Nathan >)
<OOC> Cass ;.;
Okay, guys. Watch this. There are inside jokes in this that… omg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV5cz2zeQ2A
The sound's a little off, but watch it anyway. I mean it guys.
A better sound version on NBC.com is available here: http://www.nbc.com/Comic-Con/video/ … It's the second one.
Meryl spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…''Niki''
Meryl takes "Niki."
Niel spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…George
''Niki'' bite Meryl.
Gene has disconnected.
Niel takes … George?
Meryl bite Niki.
You say, "No."
Meryl takes "Niki" to Vegas for a quick wedding.
Niel spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Max
Niel says, "Spinny Bottle is teh ghey."
Meryl spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Kasey
Meryl says, "Also androgynous."
Niel spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Failboat
Niel says, "And … failboatsexual."
Meryl says, "TS that failboat!"
Meryl says, "LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE"
Candice has arrived.
Candice says, "Don't get your stuff on my boat. >:|"
Candice has left.
Candice boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
George DIES.
Niel has left.
Niel boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
''Niki'' looks back to see that she's married to Meryl.
Meryl has left.
Meryl boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
Niel has arrived.
''Niki'' has left.
''Niki'' boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
Niel clears throat.
Niel went there.
<OOC> Jack says, "OMG."
<OOC> Jack /dies/.
<OOC> Jack tried to @name me= Will Smith and got 'You can't give a player that name.'
<OOC> Peter o_o
<OOC> Candy /dies/.
<OOC> Peter DIES.
<OOC> Candy says, "omfg can't breathe"
<OOC> Jack WEEPS.
Nathan spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Nathan
Nathan !
Manuel laughs.
Manuel spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Nathan
Manuel says, "…"
Nathan goes finds a m—
Nathan :3
Spinny bottle likes the Nathan.
You say, "Bottle has good taste."
Manuel says, "S'pose."
Nathan spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…
You say, "See. It's conflicted."
You say, "It still wants me."
Manuel grins.
Nathan spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Spinny Bottle
You say, "SEE."
Manuel chokes.
Manuel spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…
Manuel says, "…"
Nathan /dies/.
Manuel spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Nathan
Nathan !!!!!!
Manuel says, "Okay, the bottle has a fetish for Nathan."
You say, "Man, don't we all?"
Manuel says, "Which is ironic…cuz sometimes it seems like Nathan has a fetish for the bottle. >.>"
You say, "Alcoholic Burn."
Manuel grins.
<OOC> Prime says, "Woot."
<OOC> Peter says, "Okay— Which one of us gets to start? >_>"
<OOC> Prime says, "If you don't have a plan already, I could make stuff up!"
<OOC> Peter has no plan.
<OOC> Peter says, "And you seem to have funny set ideas."
<OOC> Prime says, "Okay! I will be random and come up with something!"
Prime has disconnected.
<OOC> Peter says, "…not funny man."
<OOC> Jessica says, "Thank you for the scene! <.<"
<OOC> Meryl says, "Yeah. I."
<OOC> Meryl says, "thx."
<OOC> Meryl :D
<OOC> Meryl says, "I THINK?"
<OOC> Jessica says, "It— yeah. This is always awkward. 'THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME MANGLE YOU UH IT WAS SWELL'…"
<OOC> Meryl says, "YEAH."
<OOC> Meryl says, "IT WAS FUN."
<OOC> Meryl says, ""FUN""
<OOC> Meryl will post the log.
<OOC> Jessica says, "Hurray!"
<OOC> Jessica says, "It's like an awkward morning after."
<OOC> Meryl DIES.
<OOC> Desmond says, "Man, he doesn't want to come to New York."
<OOC> Desmond says, "Namir is there"
<OOC> Candy says, "Logan is in NYC. :("
<OOC> Candy says, "WAIT. I MEAN. HE IS IN ALASKA."
<OOC> Desmond says, "And Namir is crazy insane HATEY on— WELL THEN DO NOT LET NAMIR KNOW."
<OOC> Candy says, "ALASKA."
<OOC> Desmond says, "ALASKA."
<OOC> Desmond says, "TOTALLY ALASKA."
<OOC> Candy says, "YES ALASKA."
<OOC> Desmond says, "IN CONCLUSION: ALASKA."
<OOC> Candy says, "I'm glad we had this conversation."
<OOC> Desmond says, "Yes. Alaska."
<OOC> Candy says, "Alaska."
<OOC> Desmond says, "Fine conversation. Alaska."
<OOC> Candy says, "Al to the aska."
<OOC> Candy says, "Just to clarify."
<OOC> Desmond says, "… you type it enough times and 'Alaska' starts to /look funny/."
<OOC> Candy says, "It /does/."
<OOC> Desmond says, "Maybe it should be spelled 'Alasca'."
<OOC> Desmond says, "But that looks like a soda."
<OOC> Candy says, "…yes."
<OOC> Desmond says, "ALASCA IS REFRESHING LIKE ALASKA WHERE LOGAN IS RIGHT NOW /NAMIR/ HE'S IN /ALASKA/ also drink our soda which is called 'alasca'."
<OOC> Candy /dies/.
<OOC> Sylar says, "Ah, youth."
<OOC> Molly XD
@chan/ungag pub
<OOC> Sylar says, "that's my pose go go go"
<OOC> Molly /dies/.
@chan/gag pub
<OOC> Molly says, "THERE."
<OOC> Sylar /dies./
<OOC> Sylar says, "CUT THAT'S A WRAP. BEST SCENE EVER."
<OOC> Molly says, "GOOD JOB EVERYONE."
Logan says "DO SOME THINKING DAPHNE I'll be back with microwaved—"
Logan says "With /ants/."
Logan says "Those are two different statements."
Peter (P2) pages: OH.
Peter (P2) pages: Little Peter can visit you anytime now. >_>
You paged Peter with '…'
Peter (P2) pages: But I guess tomorrow would be better. It's late. :(
Peter (P2) pages: …I mean little Peter as in the young one.
You paged Peter with 'Can you— can you use a nickname other than Little Peter? XD'
Peter (P2) pages: …
You paged Peter with 'Y-yeah.'
You paged Peter with 'I.'
Peter (P2) pages: Well.
Long distance to Peter: Jessica just has no words.
Peter (P2) pages: …
<NC-18> $39/hour! Naughty Jessica says, "You guys are very distracting from my scene with the President."
<NC-18> Katya perks. Did Jess pop out of a cake?
Jack pages: …
You paged Jack with 'Whassup?'
Jack pages: That's how the President needs to die. The Saints need to pop out of a cake and fookin shoot him.
Long distance to Jack: Katya DIES LAUGHING
You paged Jack with 'THE CAKE IS A LIE'
Jack pages: YES. THE TROJAN CAKE.
Long distance to Jack: Katya DIES LAUGHING.
You paged Jack with 'IN THE SHAPE OF A WILD HORSE.'
Long distance to Jack: Katya ROLLS AND ROLLS
Jack pages: KJUHFIUEOIJKLM
Laurel drops Tiny Dancer.
You say, "oh."
Jack is squinting to see Tiny Dancer.
You say, "sry."
Jack /dies/.
Meryl DIES. XDDD
Jack diesdies.
You say, "Laurel, you —"
Portia laughs.
Laurel looks TOTALLY INNOCENT.
George hugs Laurel.
Look Tiny Dancer
Tiny Dancer
There is Tiny Dancer. You may have to squint.
Meryl is squinting to see Tiny Dancer.
Jack says, "Laurel, ilu."
Niel is squinting to see Tiny Dancer.
Niel cracks up.
You say, "This is posted."
Peter is squinting to see Tiny Dancer.
Cass is looking at Little Peter.
Little Peter spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Elena
Cass says, "…"
You say, "…"
You say, "Spotlight that shit."
Cass DIES.
D.L. says, "I'm trying to stop SARS."
Niel says, "Okay. Food. Need."
Niel folds up lappy, rushes upsars
Niel … stairs.
Molly calls the cops on Q.
Adrenaline says, "What. Now where will Sylar get his weed?"
Kate dies.
Adrenaline says, "I mean."
Kate says, "Oh my God."
Adrenaline says, "Not that he smokes, or anything."
Kate says, "I want to see him smoke a joint ICly now."
Adrenaline says, "Nah, he does, he totally lights up after a murder."
Kate says, "That will make my whole lifetime."
Q-Train …
Adrenaline says, "I would, but Mel'd probably kill me."
Kate says, "Pssh."
Kate says, "Tell her to chillax and take a hit."
Kate <_< >_>
Molly says, "….."
Molly says, "What."
Kate shrugs.
Molly says, "Sylar gets weed and I don't?"
Molly says, "What a gip."
Kate DIIIIIIES.
Molly says, "Half of that dime bag is mine, homie-Sy."
Joshua Jaden. Also known as Pacey, for some odd reason. There's nothing that this guy can't really do and the fact of the matter is that, he's trying to make sure he plays his role the same way that everyone else is playing theirs. Joshua's dressed in all black himself, though he's not wearing any Jackie O sunglasses. There is, however, some lingering streaks of tears that are on his face and cheeks. One hand is squeezing the hand of Elena and he even manages to reach up and place an arm around her, pulling her into him a bit more. Especially, because of what just happened.
"He was a good man. A real good man." Joshua ends up sniffing a bit and has to pause to hold the bridge of his nose. "Out of all the fathers I've been shot at with a shotgun his shot went the widest." He lowers his head and has to stop himself from, well, crying. "God I miss him already."
Erin is squinting to see Tiny Dancer.
Tiny Dancer spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Little Peter
Not raising her eyebrows at this discussion is really, really hard. Laurel keeps her eyes boring into the shadows. Come on, ninjas. Appear anytime now. She dares you.
Then a NINJA appeared.
<OOC> Logan says, "Kidding."
GAME: Laurel has rolled SHIELDS UP! and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Logan dies.
<OOC> Laurel says, "Hey, it worked!"
<OOC> Logan says, "Now I wish a ninja did appear. :("
<OOC> Laurel says, "Can I have a cookie?"
<OOC> Logan gives you an Oreo.
Persi looks over at the sack o' assorted balls for a second, then back at George, one eyebrow raising a little. However, she holds back whatever comment she looks to have almost said, and instead starts toward Kasey, eyeballing HIM instead, "So! Wanna know what it feels like to suck? 'cause, I mean, you know what they always say; no matter how good you are, there's always somebody better. …and it usually tends to be me."
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena beats on the bongos. TRINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena says, "I SUMMON THEE"
<DF-Saints> Trina says, "…."
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena says, "……HOLY SH—!"
<DF-Saints> Vox Populi McAlister says, "Holycrap!"
<Cass> Zach says, "I'm on Cass. This is not going to end well."
FutonWorld has arrived.
FutonWorld says, "I hope it's still funny when I have revenge!"
FutonWorld has left.
Lachlan says, "FUTONWO— :< :< :< :<"
B-BATTERIES D:
Niki says, "THE REVENGE OF FUTON WORLD."
Niki says, "COMING THIS SPRING TO NBC."
<Public> BBF & BAD HORSE B-BATTERIES says, "Hey Peter?"
<Public> Next Death Day: 9/5 - CinnamonBuns says, "…yes?"
<Public> Next Death Day: 9/5 - CinnamonBuns says, "…i hate you."
<Public> BBF & BAD HORSE CottonBalls /dies/.
<Public> Meteors! Elena DIES
<Public> BBF & BAD HORSE CottonBalls /DIES/.
Zach says, "You people and your relations."
Namir relations Zach.
Zach …
Zach says, "I'm confused, but slightly turned on."
Namir dies.
Niki …
Cass XD
Zach says, "I think I'll like boys today."
You say, "Well. I am Jesus and therefore the Light."
Zach says, "Just gimmie the light."
Namir gives Zach the light.
Cass lights Zach on fire.
Zach says, "Hot."
Niki says, "… Burn."
Zach says, "… Ladies."
Niki has arrived.
Logan has arrived.
Logan straightens skirt.
Logan says, "…shirt"
Logan says, "I"
Logan has left.
Logan boards the Failboat. Wootwoooooooot!
Niki adjusts … pants.
Namir …
Namir adjusts /spotlight/.
Nathan (Nate) pages: Sloths kill their prey by dropping on them from trees.
You paged Nathan with 'Like koalas.'
Nathan (Nate) pages: Then use their poisonous anal glands to. To. Kill them more.
You paged Nathan with 'Oh yeah, I remember that.'
Nathan (Nate) pages: Then they fly away.
Nathan (Nate) pages: To their nest.
Nathan (Nate) pages: And lay eggs.
You paged Nathan with 'Sloths don't lay eggs, they bud.'
You paged Nathan with 'nathan /bud eggs./'
Nathan (Nate) pages: You said you WOULDN'T CORRECT ME
From afar, Nathan (Nate) runs away crying.
You paged Nathan with 'OMG I'M SORRY'
From afar, Nathan (Nate) ;_;
You paged Nathan with 'NO, FORGET I SAID ANYTHING'
You paged Nathan with '(but they do bud eggs)'
Nathan (Nate) pages: So back to their eggs that they lay.
You paged Nathan with 'YES! :D'
Nathan (Nate) pages: After three years, the baby sloths hatch.
Nathan (Nate) pages: Except they are caterpillars.
Nathan (Nate) pages: And in the spring, they make a cacoon to turn into adult sloths.
You paged Nathan with '…'
Nathan (Nate) pages: Then you load the body into the car.
Nathan (Nate) pages: And I AM THE WINNER.
You paged Nathan with 'You might — what.'
Molly spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…
Ando has arrived.
Ando »
Niki says, "ANDO."
Elena says, "ANDO KUN."
Ando :D
Ando sidlesidle Elena.
Elena looks at Ando.
Elena hugs Ando <3
Ando :D :D :D
Ando sliiiiiides a hand downnnnn.
Melatonin SMACKS ANDO.
Cass ….
Ando has disconnected.
GAME: Elena has rolled TRANSMIT PAIN and got a result of SUPERB.
Eric <_<
Cass /dies/
Elena >_<
Eric :facepalms.
Ando has connected.
Ando :<
Laurel is not gay! :(
Laurel spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Rianna
Laurel says, "…"
Laurel spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Pony
Laurel spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Rianna
Laurel spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Mae
Zach has connected.
Zach says, "SOMEBODY SAY GAY?!"
Mohinder clears his throat in a nervous and apologetic manner. "I'm sorry for the intrusion." It was an offer. ".. There are things that I can bring you for passing the time. Books, papers.. unfortunately nothing electronic.. for security.. What could I have sent to you?" Obviously, Namir's halal diet is taken into consideration too.
<OOC> Molly says, "Porn."
<OOC> Namir says, "…"
<OOC> Mohinder DIES
<OOC> Molly says, "What."
<OOC> Namir says, "S-seeing Molly say that."
<OOC> Namir says, "Just."
<OOC> Molly >.>
<OOC> Namir says, "My brain. Is broken."
<OOC> Molly says, "The internet is for porn.~"
<OOC> Namir quits.
<OOC> Mohinder DIES
<OOC> Mohinder says, "Memo to me.. buy Avenue Q tickets ASAP."
<OOC> Molly XD
Portia says, "What's your major? Oh, I majored in Turfgrass management with minor in Packing Studies."
You say, "BAHAHA."
Nathan peer.
You say, "I don't know."
Nathan says, "Sweet."
You say, "I have caffeine, that's worth cackling about."
Nathan says, "MWAHAHA."
Annabelle XD
Nathan is down.
Annabelle downs Nathan.
Nathan calls social security.
You say, "….social security?"
Nathan says, "…"
You say, "You mean social services?"
Nathan says, "So it's 3 42 am."
Jack askews into Nate/Ann. CONGA.
You say, "…"
<OOC> Elena says, "BENJAMIN"
<OOC> Benjamin STREAKS NEKKiD IN HIS CELL
<OOC> Cass says, "ALKDGJALJGA"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Cass says, "GORRAMMIT CAN YOU NOT KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON?!"
<OOC> Benjamin ._.
<OOC> Benjamin doesn't request a new shirt.
<OOC> Benjamin poses ala Chazz Michael Michaels.. showing you what a real agent's body looks like.
<OOC> Cass CRIES.
<OOC> Elena DIES
Zach has arrived.
Today, Zach will be… Straight!
Zach has left.
Michael has left.
Kitty says, "…"
Adrenaline dies.
Adrenaline says, "Sure doesn't look like he'll be straight today."
(Because this was a magic moment that must be shared as an IJ Fangirl)
POP! Lachlan fires off the pistol, but he's not aiming to kill. He's aiming to disable. And then he's moving forward, grabbing hold of one of his fake breasts to smack the agent across the face with a few pounds of potatoes. That accomplished, he grabs the other man and bodily hauls him over to be tossed out into the street. Job well done! Dusting off his hands, he thrusts a thumb over his shoulder at the ejected guard and utters, "No ticket." Then, "Let's get the bloody hell outta here. Sounds like we've got company."
<OOC> Candy /dies/.
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Elena says, "LACHLAN"
<OOC> Elena LOVES YOU SO MUCH
<OOC> Cass cuddles her man.
<OOC> Eric says, "Indania Jones ftw!"
Lachlan has disconnected.
<OOC> Peter says, "Lachlan didn't have a ticket either."
<OOC> Elena laughs
<IC-Radio> Jack calls up IC Radio. "Hello? Yeah. Long time listener, first time caller. I want to request a song for my… friend. Mariah Carey's 'Boy (I Need You).' Yeah, thanks. This one goes out to you, Nathan."
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena says, "……………"
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena says, "……"
<DF-Saints> Naet <3 Cup Nathan JHYRFY&IE$&YU
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena says, "LOL"
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena says, "WHAT."
<DF-Saints> Julian weeps!
<DF-Saints> Naet <3 Cup Nathan O*&(VBO^*^*$D#XF
<DF-Saints> Julian just. f—ing. loses it.
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena says, "WHAT A THING TO LOG INTO"
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena says, "What am I missing???"
<DF-Saints> Naet <3 Cup Nathan shrieklaughter. OMG JACK.
<DF-Saints> Naet <3 Cup Nathan says, "RAMPANT SLASH"
<DF-Saints> Julian says, "ILU NATE DOGG"
<DF-Saints> Naet <3 Cup Nathan says, "ILU2 MAN"
<DF-Saints> Julian says, "I NEED U"
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena says, "I. I. I."
<DF-Saints> Dark Angel Elena quits
Because it's quite long, it's immortalised onto the wiki instead of being spammy. But it had to be spotlit somehow.
<DF-Saints> Vox Populi McAlister thinks she should, you know, start a detective agency. Go find missing kids. That's a good one!
<DF-Saints> Age of Innocence: Molly says, "Hahaha. Like a lemonade stand, but a finding people stand."
<DF-Saints> Vox Populi McAlister says, "twenty-five cents! Find people. :)"
<DF-Saints> Gene says, "<Gene> *slaps down 25 cents* I want to find my true love. <Molly> I can only find people if they aren't dead or actually exist."
<DF-Saints> Gene says, "<Molly> …I can find you the closest hooker though! <Gene> *takes back his quarter and walks off* <Nate> *puts down a twenty* I'll take you on that one."
<DF-Saints> Age of Innocence: Molly LAUGHS
<DF-Saints> SO GLAD I'M NOT IN DF, Claire SPUTTERS.
GAME: Peter has rolled HAIRFLIP and got a result of SAVES THE WORLD.
GAME: Lachlan has rolled LOL CASS IS NOT DEAD and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "YAY I WIN."
<OOC> Cass XD
GAME: Cass has rolled JUST MY LUCK and got a result of SOMETHING JUST EXPLODED.
<OOC> Cass says, "…"
<OOC> Cass says, "Oh my God."
<OOC> Evelyn hehs.
<OOC> Erin DIES
<OOC> Lachlan clings to Cass. :<
<OOC> Cass says, "WHY DIDN'T I ROLL THAT RIGHT AFTER THE EXPLOSION POSE."
<OOC> Cass says, "I JUST MISSED COMEDIC GENIUS."
<OOC> Erin says, "Peter, you're going to have to take us back in time."
<OOC> Cass says, "QUICK. WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "YEAH PETER."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "TAKE US BACK."
<OOC> Cass says, "PLACES EVERYONE."
<OOC> Evelyn says, "Get Kate to put it in the log, and no one else will know different."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "/FIX IT/"
<OOC> Erin IS READY
<OOC> Kitty says, "YAY! OK."
<OOC> Erin says, "GO."
<OOC> Kitty says, "NOW."
EXPLOSION HAPPENS
GAME: Cass has rolled LACHKINESIS and got a result of POTATO'D.
<OOC> Cass says, "…"
<OOC> Erin says, "…"
<OOC> Cass says, "DAMMIT WRONG KEY."
<OOC> Melatonin dies.
<OOC> Evelyn laughs!
<OOC> Erin says, "Man. Cass."
<OOC> Kitty dies.
<OOC> Melatonin says, "Spotlight."
<OOC> Erin says, "We redid it for you and you FAILED."
<OOC> Melatonin says, "/Now./"
<OOC> Cass ;.;
<OOC> Erin says, "So, the irony of a soap star actually having amnesia. Go."
<OOC> Erin says, "(Peter pointed that out. Blame him.)"
<OOC> Peter says, "The irony of a soap star who's first scene on game was titled— what?"
<OOC> Erin says, "'She has Amnesia.'"
<OOC> Peter says, "SHE HAS AMNESIA."
<OOC> Peter says, "I seriously demand SHE HAS AMNESIA. NO REALLY as your next scene."
<OOC> Erin will do it.
Soon, Gene has it all organized. And that done, he begins to build. And build. AND BUILD. Who ever crossed those under his protect are going to pay and pay quickly. If Hell refused to claim its Damned in a timely fashion, Gene would merely have to bring HELL TO EARTH.
In Gene's mind, the ones responsible for Jack's death has a worse chance of survival than a Jar-Jar Binks cosplayer at an anime convention.
Upon entering the sandbox with the cup…well.
Jack has arrived.
<OOC> Nathan says, "CUP"
<OOC> Nathan says, "LOOK"
<OOC> Jack says, "CUP!"
<OOC> Jack says, "OMFG"
<OOC> Nathan says, "CUP 8D"
<OOC> Jack dying.
<OOC> Jack says, "This is so our sandbox from now on."
There's pain. So much pain. Intense, throbbing aches from Jack's severed leg. Sharp, angry agony from his chest. There's something wrong with his chest that extends past the damage done to his lungs. The heavy bandages wrapped around his torso and exposed knee joint cover raw wounds, but also aggravate them.
Jack gulps in another breath. Have to focus. He's stronger than this. He can master it. Rather than allow it to serve as a distraction to flee from, he closes his eyes and embraces his pain like an old friend. It becomes his anchor. So long as he hurts, he exists. Once he's anchored, he can use Nathan's voice to find his way back to himself.
"God… You're alive. What happened?"
<OOC> Jack changes that line to: "God… Is Cup okay?"
<OOC> Nathan diiies.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Elena took him! Did you see!"
<OOC> Jack says, "I DID!"
<OOC> Nathan says, "I was like YES!"
<OOC> Jack <3 Cup.
<OOC> Jack says, "Dude, me too!"
<OOC> Jack says, "Cup's lap is too small for strippers. ;_;"
<OOC> Nathan says, "And he hasn't the nose for blow."
<OOC> Jack dies.
<OOC> Jack reallry does want to change it to "Is Cup okay?"
<OOC> Jack cries.
<OOC> Nathan diiies. MARY MARY.
<OOC> Jack says, "asjghfkjug"
<OOC> Jack says, "DR FUCKY"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Let me know before I keep writing this pose. XD"
<OOC> Nathan says, "NO"
<OOC> Nathan says, "NOT ALLOWED"
<OOC> Jack says, "We can leave it like this. :D"
<OOC> Nathan says, "You can ask it AFTER."
<OOC> Jack WILL THEN.
<OOC> Nathan says, "GOOD."
<OOC> Nathan >(
<OOC> Jack says, "OH YEAH FINE STUFF HAPPENED NOW HOW IS CUP, BITCH?"
<OOC> Jack >(
<OOC> Nathan says, "HE DIDN'T MAKE IT"
<OOC> Nathan says, "and you lost your leg"
<OOC> Jack says, "YOU SUCK"
<OOC> Jack goes back to sleep.
<OOC> Nathan says, "SHUT UP"
<OOC> Nathan says, "NO"
<OOC> Nathan says, "DAMNIT"
<OOC> Nathan says, "GET BACK HERE"
<OOC> Jack SLEEPS.
<OOC> Nathan says, "HMGHJKTLUYKTL"
<OOC> Jack CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOU.
<OOC> Nathan puts Jack's hand in a bowl of warm water.
<OOC> Jack wees.
<OOC> Nathan says, "HA. Now who has the last laugh."
GAME: Jack has rolled FIREARMS and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Jack leg-strike.
<OOC> Nathan jkfdhtgkd
<OOC> Jack laughing so fucking hard.
<OOC> Nathan crying.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Spotlight this while I pose."
<OOC> Jack HAS THE BIGGER PECKER.
<OOC> Nathan DISAGREES
<OOC> Jack PRESENTS.
<OOC> Nathan ALSO.
<OOC> Jack says, "You have the same stuff that I have. :("
<OOC> Nathan … D:
<OOC> Jack says, "…"
<OOC> Jack says, "Did we just compare weiners? D:"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Tell no one."
<OOC> Jack spotlights.
<OOC> Nathan /dies/.
<OOC> Erin says, "Uh. Where are you after your rescue?"
<OOC> Nathan says, "…um. Upstate!"
<OOC> Erin says, "'UPSTATE'?"
<OOC> Nathan dies.
<OOC> Nathan fails at geography, hang on.
<OOC> Erin travels to upstate New York, and shouts, "HAS ANYONE SEEN NATHAN PETRELLI?"
<OOC> Nathan squeaklaughs
<OOC> Nathan says, "</3"
<OOC> Erin <3
<OOC> Nathan says, "ALBANY"
<OOC> Erin says, "OKAY. I ALSO FAIL AT GEOGRAPHY, SO I'LL PRETEND ALBANY IS AN AMUSEMENT PARK."
<OOC> Nathan says, "OKAY COOL"
<OOC> Erin says, "You know."
<OOC> Nathan says, "ME TOO"
<OOC> Erin says, "If — OH YAY"
<OOC> Erin says, "WE CAN GO ON THE CAROUSEL"
<OOC> Nathan says, "YES"
<OOC> Erin says, "YOU CAN WIN MY A WILD PONY"
<OOC> Erin says, "ME"
<OOC> Nathan WINS YOUR WILD PONY
<OOC> Erin says, "FROM THE BALLOON DARTS"
<OOC> Erin says, "AND A GOLDFISH"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Only if you eat it"
<OOC> Erin so will
<DF-Saints> Kung Fu Nun Eric says, "I captured her I get to ride her!"
<DF-Saints> Kung Fu Nun Eric says, "SHE DOSN'T EAT KIDS! JUST EVIL WIZARDS!"
Gene says, "<Pete> Sorry I didn't talk to you, Claire. But I had stuff to do. <Claire> Uh huh. <Pete> I was talking to this girl and we have this chemestry. It's like nothing else. But she was talking about college and how she always wanted to go to MIT- <Claire> She just got out of high school? <Peter> Not really. She was out for like… A year. <Claire> I see. <Peter> Then she told me to mind my own business. Then I went to the future. It was depressing, but I hit on the FUTURE girl, which was older. <Claire> …You don't have to share about your day anymore."
I'll let this one speak for itself…
Jack impregNate.
You see what I mean?
Serotonin rides the raptor over to Jack-o-saurus. Pets.
Jack :D!
Andosaur 8<
Serotonin eyes Andosaur.
GAME: Serotonin has rolled RAPTOR CLAW OF EVISCERATION and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
Andosaur 8<
Jack-o-saurus defend Andosaur. D:
Andosaur 8<
Serotonin dinobattle.
Jack says, "CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL."
Serotonin dies.
Andosaur says, "I THINK WE SHOULD CALL IT /YOUR GRAVE/"
GAME: Vasili has rolled ART+PERFORM and got a result of BEYOND SUCK.
<OOC> Giselle says, "WHAT. XD"
<OOC> Giselle says, "that is awesome omg."
<OOC> Vasili says, "…I DID NOT EVEN KNOW THAT LEVEL EXISTED"
<OOC> Vasili says, "BUT"
<OOC> Vasili says, "I GUESS"
<OOC> Giselle didn't even know that level existed.
<OOC> Vasili says, "VASILI HAS MADE A NEW ONE"
Kaito holds Nathan's hand.
Nathan kjgd
Kaito 8)
Nathan unclean. YOU SLEPT WITH MY MOM.
Kaito says, "Oh, Nathan."
Kaito says, "Don't you know that someday.
Kaito says, "When you least expect it."
Nathan says, "fdjkghei;rulhg"
Nathan FLIES.
Kaito says, "I will have sex with you."
Katya DIES
Nathan FLIES FAR FAR AWAY.
Katya DEAD
Molly DIIIIES.
Nathan KNEW THAT WAS COMING AAAHH
Kaito shakes his head. Oh Nathan. :)
Nathan ;_;
Church pauses in his thoughts, mostly to collect them again. "Mmmhmmm." This drawn out hum precedes more little questions, and a look over the room. "What about really small things? And bigger things? Is a whole man your limit, or can you take more?"
<OOC> Church says, "…….oh shit"
<OOC> Church says, "……dsdfdgg."
<OOC> Church says, "WRONG. WRONG."
<OOC> Felix ?
<OOC> Felix rereads.
<OOC> Vasili dies. Laughing.
<OOC> Felix laughs.
<OOC> Vasili SNKSNKSNKHGHAHGAHA. XDD
<OOC> Giselle XDDDD
<OOC> Giselle says, "I just got that."
<OOC> Felix says, "Oh, god, dude. You keep Freudian slipping around Felix."
<OOC> Felix says, "Do you need to tell me something?"
<OOC> Vasili says, "I GUESS IT'S RAPING TIME."
<OOC> Church slaps self in face. Dx
"You need to start rephrasing things around me, because that sounded more like a homosexual pass than it did questions about my abilities," Felix points out, voice gone very dry. "I may be queer, but you really aren't my type. Smallest I've ever dealt with was a ball bearing. Largest I've ever diverted was an SUV, and that was almost beyond my reach."
<OOC> Felix says, "Are you testing if I'm a replicant, or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?"
I. Uh. Uh. What. Lawrence stares back at Felix, eyes a bit wide. "…..wha-" There is a pause, and Felix can probably hear the crickets in the agent's head. Church chokes on a frustrated hiss of air for a moment, shaking his head and lifting both hands in a naturally defensive pose, one palm brushing over his face. "I'm sorry. That…I…very, very obviously came out /totally/ wrong. Small cars as a limit, maybe?"
<OOC> Church says, "….oh for—"
<OOC> Church says, "x.x"
<OOC> Vasili XDDDDDDDDDD
<OOC> Giselle dies
<OOC> Vasili says, "JUST DRIVE IT ON UP"
<OOC> Vasili says, "BEEP BEEP"
<OOC> Church chokes Vasili.
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