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<Public> Sierra says, "Oh frumple pumpkins!"
<OOC> Elle says, "Hey. Peter lost psychometry."
<OOC> Gabriel says, "…"
<OOC> Gabriel says, "Is it sad I know exactly why you're saying that?"
<OOC> Elle says, "Sociopathic soul mates, yo."
<OOC> Elle terrorist fistbump.
<OOC> Gabriel fistbump.
Sierra nods ever so slightly. "'Tis true. I got worried. That was, of course, before I knew what a great at balancing she was!" She says nodding. "Well, I have to be off. I've got an article to write about a sewage problem that's effecting a small area of the city."
<IC-Radio> The last song fades, crossing into: "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison
Niki eyes her phone.
Niki squints.
Niki says, "This is not working like the dude said it would."
<IC-Radio> The last song fades, crossing into: "Dude looks like a Lady" By Aerosmith (N. Petrelli remix feat. RuPaul)
<I-Staff> Serotonin says, "… I just pictured a butterfly with ZQ's head oh god make it go away it's fluttering at me"
(After Sero wishing she was psychic)
<I-Staff> Adrenaline was like 'wtf Angela naptime? She's into some weeeeeeird business!'
<I-Staff> Adrenaline says, "Can you handle that jelly?"
<I-Staff> Serotonin says, "i can't breathe"
<I-Staff> Adrenaline says, "It's so wrooooong"
<I-Staff> Adrenaline is dying.
<I-Staff> Adrenaline says, "You should have never used the word jelly. Ever."
<I-Staff> Serotonin says, "ohmygod"
<I-Staff> Serotonin is dying so much too.
<I-Staff> Adrenaline can't eat PB&J ever again. PB&Angela. :(
<I-Staff> Serotonin DEAD
You say, "You are such women."
Niki says, "/Cheap/ ones."
Niki says, "Yes."
<I-Staff> Adrenaline kills Angela in the name of good!
<I-Staff> Adrenaline says, "Angela: WHAT ARE YOU?! Gabriel: … I'm Batman."
D.L. says, "That and I want to kick people in the facial expression."
D.L. wants to kick somebody in the Huh? and make it turn into WTF?!
Erin asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Will we find Hiro by randomly wandering the planet?" Magic 8-Ball says, Yes, but only in the future. Find Hiro Nakamura.
Hunter asks the Magic 8-Ball, "8-ball 8-ball in my hand, Is Niki the sluttiest in the land?" Magic 8-Ball says, Whoa, did you see the new power Peter absorbed? Oh, wait…what was your question again?
Ashley says, "I just…hey, it's a challenge, that's all."
You say, "H— hey!"
Niki is not slutty. :(
Hunter <3
You say, "Challenges are fun!"
Hunter dances on the stripper pole.
Niki says, "I used to do that for a living."
You say, "I."
You say, "Shut up."
Hunter giggles.
Erin dances on the stripper pole.
Erin says, "Just for that, you get SARS!"
Erin says, "I. I gave myself SARS."
[[collapsible show="I R NOT DUMB" hide="++ I R NOT DUMB" hidelocation="top"]]
You say, "Gene is smart."
GAME: Gene has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of SUPERB.
Gene is.
Niki -_-
GAME: Niki has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
Niki says, "…'"
Gene says, "It's okay, Niki, we all know you don't get paid to think."
GAME: Hunter has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of AVERAGE.
Hunter notes even a 15 year old beat that…
There was stuff in-between but let's just cut to the good part.
Niki comes back from AFK (in which she didn't do anything to disprove that Intelligence roll).
Niki says, "…it was a low roll, okay. :|"
GAME: Niki has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
Niki says, "Shut up."
GAME: Niki has rolled INTELLIGENCE and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
Niki dances on the stripper pole.
Peter yells, "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"
From afar, Benjamin (Benji) STREAMS
From afar, Benjamin (Benji) STREAKS TOO
Long distance to Benjamin: Niki …
From afar, Benjamin (Benji) STREAKS AND STREAMS
Long distance to Benjamin: Niki …..
Benjamin (Benji) pages: HONK
Long distance to Benjamin: Niki restraining orders
From afar, Benjamin (Benji) aw
You paged Daphne with 'EXCELLENT'
Daphne (Speedy2) pages: SEE? MOST POWERFUL
You paged Daphne with 'I ALMOST TYPOED SEXCELLENT LIKE USUAL'
You paged Daphne with 'BUT UH'
Daphne (Speedy2) pages: FOR LUCIFER EVEN
Daphne (Speedy2) pages: YOUR SEX-TYPING KNOWS NO BOUNDS
Long distance to Daphne: Niki GOES TO HELL
You drop Little Peter.
Meryl giggles.
Meryl is looking at Little Peter.
Little Peter spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…
Niki …
Meryl says, "!"
You say, "What--"
Meryl is looking at Little Peter.
Little Peter spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Niki
You say, "…"
Meryl says, "SDKLGSDG"
You say, "um"
Ivory …
Meryl says, "He /likes/ you."
You say, "That's just wrong on so many levels I can't even—"
Little Peter points at: Molly (Clairvoyance)
Niki just.
Jack says, "I."
You take Little Peter.
Jack …
Meryl says, "It's for the best."
Peter's about to explode. "I can't hold it. I need every--" Kanye West appears, "Hold up, White Boy! I'ma' let you destroy the world in a minute! But I gotta' say… Beyonce's video is the best of al—" BOOM!
(Also: http://kanyelicious.appspot.com/http:http://heroesmush.wikidot.com/)
<OOC> Ivory wonders if there's room under the desk for two wome—
<OOC> Tracy says, "Done."
Chad puts a lampshade on his head and holds still.
Molly says, "Max. >.>"
Molly turns Chad on.
You say, "WHAT NO"
Molly says, "Wait."
Molly says, "WAIT"
Molly says, "I."
Molly says, "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT"
Elisabetha says, "IT'S TOO LATE"
Molly says, "IT---THE—THE LAMPSHADE"
You say, "ZOMG GROUNDED"
Maury has connected.
Maury has left.
Nima also 'zOMG! Artoo! <3 <3 <3'.
You say, "YOU'RE NOT M— oh never mind"
Charlotte has arrived.
Maury has arrived.
Maury says, "Yes I am."
Maury has left.
Michael spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Aspen
Michael :D :D :D
Michael says, "ASPEN MY ONE TRUE LOVE."
Aspen says, "…"
Aspen says, "listen"
Elena …
Aspen says, "i gotta go lie down"
Michael Asdjkflasdf
Aspen has disconnected.
Elena DIES
Michael says, "One day, /one day./"
Cass XD
Michael says, "She'll realize she wants me."
Michael says, "wait she's still here."
Cass DIES
Elena HOWLS
Aspen >)
GAME: Serotonin has rolled SEXY and got a result of .
Daphne says, "You broke it."
Serotonin is that sexy.
Max has arrived.
Daphne says, "You broke sexy."
Max :o
Charity tsks.
GAME: Serotonin has rolled SEXY and got a result of SUPERB.
Serotonin brings sexy back.
Noah says, "Cass, I REQUIRE ENTRY INTO YOUR BOX. SYLAR IS IN THERE."
<I-Staff> Serotonin says, "Element of surprise and no pants."
Kitty says, "I was the sexiest moose alive."
From afar (to Charity and Matt), Daphne (Speedy2) sees where you are. "Oh! I am missing post-rescue bonding!" :(
Charity (Char) pages Daphne and Matt: Some! But doesn't mean there ccan't be more. ;)
Long distance to Daphne and Charity: Matt nodnods, just hand-waved that you're busy saving THE CHILDREN (dun dun dun).
Daphne (Speedy2) pages Charity and Matt: YA THERE IS LIKE A BABY UP IN HERE. IF SOMEONE DOES NOT CLAIM IT IN SIX HOURS IT IS GOING IN THE FREE BIN.
Cass dances on the stripper pole.
Crowd says: "Cass could do it better!"
Cass says, "…"
Daphne (Speedy2) pages Tracy and Erin: YOU KNOW WHAT— YOUR PAGING INITIALS SAY 'TS SARS' — SO THERE!
You paged Daphne and Erin with '…'
From afar (to Daphne and Tracy), Erin (SARS) DIES. XD
You paged Daphne and Erin with 'I can't really compete with that one.'
Gabriel dances on the stripper pole.
Sylar cheers: "BRR. It's COLD in here."
Claire has arrived.
Max kidnaps Claire. Mine!
Claire squeaks!
Max >D >D >D
Claire whimpers.
Max teehee
The whimper echos throughout the room. Down the hallway until it reaches the ears of…
Noah has arrived.
GAME: Noah has rolled FIREARMS and got a result of GREAT.
Noah adjusts his glasses, vanishes back into the shadows.
Noah has left.
Aaron o_O
Max says, "Guns are so adorable. <3"
GAME: Max has rolled METALLOKINESIS and got a result of GREAT.
Aaron says, "…"
Max squash.
Randall hits the dirt in case he's gonna send 'em back too.
Gene says, "That only gives Noah a reason to kick your ass old school."
GAME: Max has rolled BRAWL and got a result of GOOD.
Max :|
GAME: Max has rolled BRAWL and got a result of GOOD.
Max says, "Bitch. I hate +roll. Give me something closer to my skill rating."
GAME: Max has rolled BRAWL and got a result of GOOD.
Max dfakdsljf
Noah has arrived.
GAME: Noah has rolled BRAWL and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
Cass (Cassandra) pages: …what
You paged Cass with 'there's a box in here. I regret looking in it.'
Contain's Max's penis.
A Box is owned by Cass
Cass (Cassandra) pages: WHAT BOX
You paged Cass with 'A BOX.'
Cass has arrived.
<OOC> Chava says, "SEEE!!!!"
<OOC> Cass says, "THAT'S WHERE IT WENT"
<OOC> Chava ROFL
Cass takes A Box.
<OOC> Tracy says, "I have never before had such a hard time getting a dress off."
<OOC> Tracy says, "…"
<OOC> Tracy says, "Tabloid fodder."
<OOC> Erin says, "……."
Emily's question finally catches up to Charlotte. "What? Oh, no, whomever I'm touching just…just comes."
<OOC> Zelda D:
<OOC> Gabriel says, "Oh, Angela, and her knowing ways."
<OOC> Gabriel says, "That actually made me look behind myself IRL."
Kitty says, "Jaden. I can blow all of yous to bits."
Kitty says, "It's won't be buzzing in me anymore."
Lena says, "Strangers giving out candy is less frightening on the internet, it's true."
Lena runs a virus scan, anyway.
<OOC> Tracy says, "…I do not have naked pictures of Elena on my phone."
<OOC> Ivory :(
Dustin <12345689
Dustin has disconnected.
Dustin has connected.
Dustin <7
Dustin has disconnected.
Aaron dances on the stripper pole.
Future Peter watches invisible. -\-
Cass XD
Cass dies.
Aaron says, "…"
Cass says, "I think he likes you, Aaron."
Hiro faceplant.
Peter totally does.
Aaron asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Did Peter like my strip?" Magic 8-Ball says, "It is destiny."
Peter is gay for Aaron.
Peter asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Am I?" Magic 8-Ball says, Concentrate and ask again.
Cass diiiies.
Aaron dies.
Cass props Hiro.
Peter asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Too obvious, huh?" Magic 8-Ball says, No service! Should've gone with Sprint.
Cass XD
Cass asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Is Peter gay for Aaron?" Magic 8-Ball says, Yes, but only in the future. Find Hiro Nakamura.
Cass says, "…"
Peter asks the Magic 8-Ball, "You just want me to be gay for you, huh?" Magic 8-Ball says, You'll get by with a little help from your friends.
Cass /dies/.
Max dances on the stripper pole.
Max pulls a helicopter down on top of you.
Max jghjkgjk
Lena dances on the stripper pole.
Crowd screams: Oh god, put that THING AWAY
Elena dances on the stripper pole.
Crowd screams: Oh god, put that THING AWAY
(See also: news lena rule)
<Government> Young Skywalker Peter says, "But Max and Ivory have nice asses too."
<Government> Darth Max struts around he and Pete's shared suite in stylish underpants.
<Government> K Street Ice Queen Tracy says, "…I like how I look away for a second and when I look back, everyone is talking about asses."
<Government> Darth Max asses Tracy.
<Government> Ivory says, "Try it without ever looking away."
Gabriel asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Am I evil!" Magic 8-Ball says, If you Save the Cheerleader, you Save the world. So….yes.
Gabriel says, "/yes./"
Zelda >(
Gabriel asks the Magic 8-Ball, "I mean AM I GOOD" Magic 8-Ball says, Sylar uses telekinesis to make your answer, Yes.
Gabriel …
Gabriel says, "y— yes"
Ivory (iWynn) pages Max and Tracy: I DO NOT TRUST AFRICANS.
Long distance to Max and Ivory: Tracy chokes.
From afar (to Ivory and Tracy), Max (Swan) lfkah
Tiago says, "Get on that pole!"
Beatrix swims inside Meryl.
Beatrix says, "I FEEL LIKE BENJI'S SPERM."
Sydney says, "Give me an "I"!"
Sydney says, "Give me a "V"!"
Sydney says, "Give me an "O"!"
Ivory gives Syd a big O.
GAME: Peter has rolled BEKAH and got a result of POOR.
<OOC> Peter says, "Damn you power level."
GAME: Peter has rolled ELENA and got a result of POOR.
GAME: Peter has rolled ELENA and got a result of POOR.
GAME: Peter has rolled ELENA and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Tracy says, "YOU FAIL"
<OOC> Peter says, "Jesus."
GAME: Peter has rolled ERIN and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
<OOC> Tracy says, "YOU JUST DON'T LOVE ME"
<OOC> Tracy says, "I BET YOU'D HEAL IVORY"
GAME: Peter has rolled NIKI and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Peter says, "…"
<OOC> Tracy says, "…"
<OOC> Tracy says, "I BET YOU'D HEAL /NIKI/"
GAME: Peter has rolled BEKAH and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Tracy says, "I rest my case."
<OOC> Lena says, "GUN AND WANG!"
<OOC> Hallis says, "And it's so soft too!"
<OOC> Cass says, "OH GOD SO MUCH TOUCHING"
<OOC> Cass says, "…"
<OOC> Cass >.>
<OOC> Angela :)
<OOC> Cass says, "aaaaaaah"
<OOC> Angela :)
<OOC> Angela says, "Horse!"
<OOC> Cass :D
<OOC> Cass says, "WILD HORSES"
<OOC> Benjamin says, "WILD HORSES"
<OOC> Angela :D
<OOC> Cass XD
<OOC> Angela says, "Tracy made a horse reference last night, too."
<OOC> Cass says, "It's because we have a Nathan again."
<OOC> Angela says, "Maybe a new Nathan being around —"
<OOC> Angela XD
<OOC> Benjamin ROFL
<OOC> Cass /dies/.
Matt asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Will Peter become the next president?" Magic 8-Ball says, "RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE."
Nathan asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Will Matt become next president?" Magic 8-Ball says, "RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE."
Nathan asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Will Tracy become next president?" Magic 8-Ball says, "RING RING RING RING BANANAPHONE."
<OOC> Erin sets.
<OOC> Cass says, "yay!"
<OOC> Erin says, "Wait. Where would you be now?"
<OOC> Erin says, "Home? EB? The moon?"
<OOC> Cass says, "what time is it"
<OOC> Cass says, "THE MOON"
<OOC> Erin says, "It is… probably 9-ish am?"
<OOC> Cass says, "Hmmm….she may be just opening up EB?"
<OOC> Erin says, "okay cool"
<OOC> Cass says, "ON THE MOON"
<OOC> Erin says, "WOO"
So Erin is visiting the moon.
It must be a day (more like week) for tracking down a friend to the evolved. Seeing as the door opens up again, this time admitting a rather tall man in … a clown costume. Facepaint, red wig, red nose (that has a happy face drawn on it) and in his hand is a case that reads: Bingo the Clown. He enters the bookstore as if it were a very familiar place to him, and it is. Intending to beeline for Cass, he stops short, seeing as Charity beat him to the punch… and is asking for a place to talk.
<OOC> Benjamin says, "Cass must think constantly: Why do they always know where to find me? Why do they come to me?"
<OOC> Cass /dies/.
Tracy is content with sucking.
Sydney CACKLES EVILLY.
Sydney has disconnected.
You paged Cass with 'GO TO BED.'
From afar, Cass (Cassandra) is atteeeempting to.
You paged Cass with 'TRY HARDER'
From afar, Cass (Cassandra) ;.;
Long distance to Cass: Benjamin puts to bed. NO YOU CANNOT HAVE A GLASS OF WATER.
From afar, Cass (Cassandra) was drinking a glass of water when you said that and was like, "D: WHAT"
Long distance to Cass: Benjamin ROFL
<OOC> Tiago says, "And a meteor strikes and EVERYONE DIES!"
<OOC> Tiago says, "Oooor, the scene ends."
<OOC> Tiago says, "Either or."
<OOC> Tracy says, "ROCKS FALL"
<OOC> Tiago says, "WHAT, BUT I DIDN'T EVEN STRIP. :("
<OOC> Tracy says, "THERE'S— THERE'S STILL TIME"
<OOC> Tracy says, "QUICK"
Tiago strips.
<OOC> Tiago says, "OKAY, GOOD."
<OOC> Tracy says, "Aaand CUT."
<OOC> Sydney says, "Don't think we have any other takers…"
<OOC> Hallis says, "Suckers."
<OOC> Sydney says, "We're awesome."
<OOC> Hallis says, "Well I know YOU are awesome."
<OOC> Sydney says, "YOU are awesome!"
<OOC> Hallis says, "No YOU!"
<OOC> Sydney says, "YOU!"
<OOC> Sydney stops arguing to pose!
Nathan says, "I wear all kinds of makeup."
<OOC> Tracy says, "This is a really intense conversation for McDonald's."
<OOC> Gene says, "I'm lovin' it."
<OOC> Tracy chokes.
Nathan is that girl on Miss Congeniality…
Nathan says, "I AM THE BIGGEST QUEEN AT THE PROM!"
Erin asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Your answers aren't really random, are they?" Magic 8-Ball says, Run.
Erin asks the Magic 8-Ball, "RUN!?!?!" Magic 8-Ball says, The government is on to you.
<OOC> Gene cuddles his stack of hamburger patties and cries himself to sleep.
Hallis says, "Hey George… easy access."
<OOC> Laurel says, "I will start! (Which I could say outloud, but… you know.)"
(Of note, Laurel is sitting /right next to me./)
Tanya asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Does Gabby really know my mom's porn preferences?" Magic 8-Ball says, Sylar uses telekinesis to make your answer, Yes.
Tanya says, "s;fdlkasgawpiafihapsjfj'awk;nv'aihawf;j"
Tracy says, "Nice."
Sylar steals Tracy's pearls.
Tracy !
Tracy drops Sylar's Brain.
Tracy says, "Trade? :("
George says, "I just realized we're headed for some fresh name jokes."
Anais grins.
Anais says, "George/Georgia, Elena/Lena, Jade/Jaden, Aaron/Arin…who else?"
Georgia smirks.
Jezabel says, "That is worrisome."
Gabriel says, "This is why I like Sylar. It's so unique. :D"
Gabriel says, "Even if I am stupid Gabriel."
Gabriel >.>
Anais eyes.
Peter says, "There is a Gabrielle in app, I think."
Gabriel says, "Denied."
Peter IS UNIQUE. :D
Gabriel apps Petera.
Peter hasn't seen anyone named Petey or Pet— screw you.
Gabriel pronounces it 'Puh-terra'
Peter says, "Hahaha."
Gabriel says, "Her fullname will be Peteradactyl."
Tracy asks the Magic 8-Ball, "Gangsta Cowgirl?" Magic 8-Ball says, "Wild horses could never drag you away."
Noah (*).(*)
You say, "…"
Pia says, "What is that?!"
Noah says, "Do you have a problem with my Horn-Rimmed Puppy Dog Emoticon?"
Lena says, "I…I…"
Jade has arrived.
You say, "N-no sir."
Lena brainmelts.
Jade says, "LENA! What'd I say about melting brains?"
Jade fingershakes.
Lena oozes everywhere.
Noah says, "And that is how I defeated the telepath killer of 79'."
Jade ews, "She's getting on my shoes…"
Cass says, "..it looked like boobs, Noah."
You say, "Someone had to say it."
Cass XD
Lena dies.
Cass dying so badly now.
Lena says, "And now Noah's secret is out."
Noah says, "B("
Cass says, "SOMEONE SPOTLIGHT THAT"
Noah says, "People are dying… BECAUSE I AM SHOOTING THEM."
Lena says, "With your boobs?"
Cass says, "His Moobs"
Lena says, "Killer Moobs."
Maggie …
Noah says, "You want to feel my slightly aged man breasts, Lena, but you cannot."
You say, "…Spotlighting."
Lena cringes.
Noah says, "They are forbidden fruit."
Lena says, "OH GOD MAKE IT STOP"
