Oh God, even more crazy. HOW MUCH MORE CAN WE TAKE?!
For even more fun, go back to Page 1 and Page 2
You paged Laurel with '…hey. Can you get Tiny Dancer for me from wherever Nathan hid it?'
Laurel (Laure) pages: It's in Jack.
Laurel (Laure) pages: …
You paged Laurel with 'That is so posted.'
GAME: Taine has rolled CHARISMA+INFLUENCE+ATTRACTIVE and got a result of FANTASTIC.
<OOC> Taine says, "HOW CAN YOU RESIST THAT?!"
<OOC> Erin is immune.
<OOC> Taine says, "…that's some super power."
<OOC> Taine says, "wait."
<OOC> Taine says, "Are you saying I'm a virus?"
<OOC> Erin says, "Yeah well."
<OOC> Erin says, "Pretty much."
<Company> Proud to be a Nimrod! Meryl is totally calling you Bingo ICly.
<Company> Sandman Benjamin says, "Why am I not surprised? :D"
<Company> Proud to be a Nimrod! Meryl says, "Because I'm insane."
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin takes Benji for a walk.
<Company> Sandman Benjamin says, "SERO! >.<"
<Company> Proud to be a Nimrod! Meryl says, "(She's totally not helping.)"
<Company> Puppet-mistress Serotonin says, "Shhh. No yapping."
<Company> Proud to be a Nimrod! Meryl :D
<Company> Guardin Ur Doodz: Niel returns from shower, fresh and new.
<Company> Church says, "How odd. I was in there too.."
<Company> Sandman Benjamin says, "Dude.. you forgot to use soap."
<Company> Vasili says, "He didn't forget it. He dropped it."
<Company> Sandman Benjamin says, "OH SNAP."
<Company> Guardin Ur Doodz: Niel says, "I was wondering whose hands were washing my hair, Church."
<Company> Church says, "|D"
<Company> Vasili says, "/What/ hair, baldie?"
<Company> Church says, "His back hair."
<Company> Sandman Benjamin diiies
<Company> Guardin Ur Doodz: Niel says, "… I have hair, wtf you on?"
<Company> Vasili snk. XD
<Company> Vasili says, "It is RECEDING. I SEE IT IN THE PICTURE. CRAWLING AWAAAAY."
<Company> Sandman Benjamin says, "Noah is SO kicking our asses."
<Company> Vasili says, "yeah we're dead"
<Company> Guardin Ur Doodz: Niel says, "At least I've got hair in other places that aren't my head, unlike you, pinky."
The scene of epic was interupted by this amusing thing:
There'd been yelling a few moments before. Sylar takes in a slow breath. She still hasn't said his name, but she did claim that he won. That's not enough, though, victory comes in many forms. Reaching forward, he touches the ring he placed around her neck, and his fist lights up, molten fire, radioactive, and he presses his fist against her skin. The ring starts to melt, her skin will burn, but it won't kill her. Killing her is not the point right now. He could have done that any time— any day— for a while now. His voice is calmer again, even as there's sizzling. "I will not finish it until you do what I told you. Say. My. Name." Voice thick, emphasizing each of those words. And then he leans forward and yells in her face, "SCREAM IT."
Jack says, "SAGGYLIPS"
Jack says, "SAGGYLIPS"
<OOC> Kate dies.
<OOC> Jack says, "LKGAJLHG"
<OOC> Nathan says, "klfdg;kjehrehtuie;ryituoery8er"
<OOC> Kate says, "Ahahaha. WTF."
<OOC> Jack says, "<3 YOU SIMPLEMU FOR NOT DIFFERENTIATING BETWEEN MY WINDOWS."
<OOC> Peter says, "…"
<OOC> Peter says, "Did you just call Sylar Saggylips?"
<OOC> Kate says, "That's sure what it looked like."
<OOC> Kate is totally cracking up.
<OOC> Jack says, "YES BUT I WAS PLANNING TO DO IT ON ANOTHER MUSH."
<OOC> Jack :>(
<OOC> Jack extra eyes he's so mad.
<OOC> Nathan CRYING WITH LAUGHTER
Also last night:
<IC-Radio> The last song fades, crossing into: ADVERTISMENT: It's some serious hiphop bumper music, surrounding soundbites - "Nathan Petrelli. A man of principle. A man of vision - a choice for change in a state that needs leadership. Vote Petrelli - Seriously fly." (paid for by the Inner City Coalition to Elect Nathan Petrelli.) "My name is Nathan Petrelli, and I approve this message."
<OOC> Nathan says, "IC Radio, why do you mock me."
<OOC> Kate says, "Harsh."
<OOC> Sylar :3 "I'm seriously fly now."
<OOC> Kate chokes.
<OOC> Nathan :|
THE TRUTH REVEALED
<OOC> Adrenaline has to head home!
<OOC> Adrenaline will be back, though, shortly.
<OOC> Kate says, "Ee! Okay. I've almost got my pose finished!"
<OOC> Adrenaline will be back ASAP.
<OOC> Adrenaline says, "Actually— since, well, you're gonna love this— Peter is actually the one RPing Sylar, you can keep going."
<OOC> Peter ^^;
<OOC> Kate says, "Shut up! You are such a li-"
<OOC> Kate says, "…"
<OOC> Kate says, "NO WAY."
<OOC> Peter is just that good, okay?
<OOC> Kate says, "Holy ."
<OOC> Kate says, "I didn't think you had it in you."
<OOC> Peter has been playing him for a month. Reread the logs. XD
<OOC> Kate says, "You've been setting this up the WHOLE TIME?"
<OOC> Adrenaline says, "We've been planning this for months!"
And the truth is out. (and yes, I'm a smug little person, Adrenaline was so awesome to let me finish out my part of the plot. T_T)
Ando needs Nathan.
Ando needs Nathan desperately.
Claude needs Nathan. Needs him /awl night long/
You say, "Like water."
You say, "Like breath."
You say, "Like rain."
Claude eyes Ando
Kasey says, "HO Rhimes!"
Kasey says, "…"
Kasey says, "I meant NO"
Ando dies.
Niki says, "…"
Claude dies.
Ando diiiiiiiiies.
Kasey says, "STFU"
So, this pose was enough to make me giggle. But then the OOC aftermath really cracked me up.
He's got magic in those fingers! Oh yeeeah. "Haul your ass off. Of course. No problem." Lawrence grins wider, and it hits the point of goofy pretty soon. "There are way better places to dance than on a bar anyway." Little does she know, he might actually mean dance and not some innuendo. Going home in mid-morning piss-drunk is more fun when one has a really springy mattress to jump up and down on. Sounds dirty to the neighbors, with no dirt involved!
<OOC> Church would do it too. BOUNCE BOUNCE.
<OOC> Mara says, "This has to happen."
<OOC> Church jumps around. DON'T LET ME BREAK MY HIP
GAME: Meryl has rolled OMG I SAW THE COOLEST SQUIRREL THE OTHER DAY IT WAS AWESOME AND I THINK ITS NAME WAS JULIUS ALSO IT HAD NUTS YOU KNOW THE KIND THEY STORE IN A TREE I THINK IT WAS HIDING THEM FOR WINTER DO YOU LIKE BUTTERFLIES I LIKE BUTTERFLIES THEY'RE AWESOME ALSO I LIKE THOSE RAINBOW COLOURED WIRES INSIDE COMPUTERS etcetcetc and got a result of OH GOD SHUT UP.
Wherein Megan fails to prove she's not an alien:
<OOC> Megan not an alien. :(
<OOC> Meryl says, "You are, but you're a cool alien."
<OOC> Megan :|
<OOC> Meryl smooch?
<OOC> Megan smooch. |
<OOC> Megan says, "Er, ::|"
<OOC> Meryl says, "EYES"
<OOC> Meryl says, "SEE ALIEN"
<OOC> Megan says, "AAAAAH"
<OOC> Michael says, "Sylar & Molly Take a Vacation would be the creepiest movie ever."
<OOC> Michael says, "Man, but you could have sequels like whoa."
<OOC> Molly /dies/
<OOC> Molly says, "It would be awesome."
<OOC> Michael says, "Sylar & Molly Go To Canada. Sylar & Molly Cruise Route 66. Sylar & Molly in Egypt."
<OOC> Molly says, "Sylar & Molly Do Lake Tahoe."
<OOC> Michael says, "Hell yeahs!"
<OOC> Molly says, "WOO."
<OOC> Molly says, "I can imagine it with Travel Guide style voice overs."
<OOC> Michael says, "XD"
<OOC> Niki says, "It occurs to me that anyone who comes semi-regularly to Bat Country could just stroll in right now and be like '…whatcha doin'?'"
<OOC> Cass chokes.
<OOC> Ramon LOLS.
<OOC> Cass says, "Well. Let's say I locked the door."
<OOC> Cass says, "I'll, uh, put that on my pose."
<OOC> Niki XD
<OOC> Ramon says, "Ramon, dryly: "I'm a closet Dom. I'm practicing for Dezi. Now get the f*** out of here before I run you over with my car. I hear it's quite popular with the Petrelli clan as a past time.""
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Niki says, "Now I kind of WANT someone to come in. XD"
<OOC> Ramon LOLS.
Molly has arrived.
<OOC> Molly :D
<OOC> Peter does not lach.
<OOC> Molly >.>
<OOC> Molly says, "Ahahahaha. YES."
<OOC> Molly >.>
<OOC> Lachlan says, "… wat."
<OOC> Molly says, "mav."
<OOC> Lachlan >|
<OOC> Lachlan quits. YOU GUYS ARE ON YOUR OWN.
Lachlan has left.
<OOC> Molly says, "Liar."
<OOC> Molly !!
<OOC> Sylar says, "I'm confused."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "I AM NOT."
<OOC> Sylar says, "WOW."
<OOC> Sylar says, "WOW."
<OOC> Molly says, "WHAT"
<OOC> Sylar says, "I TYPED LOOK AND STILL FELL FOR IT."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "oshi"
<OOC> Lachlan DIES.
<OOC> Molly DIES.
<OOC> Elena says, "Oh my god XD"
<OOC> Molly just cuddles Sylar.
<OOC> Lachlan petpets Sylar.
<OOC> Sylar says, "So sad. ;_;"
ABORT. ABORT. ABORT. SKIN-TO-SKIN CONTACT WITH FEMALE THINGS DETECTED. BATTLESTATIONS.
Lachlan quickly begins to scrub his hands on his clothing, and then over his face where the things touched him. He can feel it. Burning. "Jesus Christ, watch wha' yer doin'!" he shrills, horrified. In a panic, he grabs the nearest Chuck Norris movie (Top Dog, classic) from his cart and tentatively nudges the nearest package of things into his nest of beef jerky and manly movies. Then he drops the movie on top of it and hightails it after Ramon toward the nearest manly section. More manliness is needed to atone for this horror.
Ramon needs manliness /too/ though. He /grabs/ for videos as that voice permeates his brain. He /whirls/ around, holding 'Die Hard' in his right hand and 'Robocop' in his left in front of him like /shields/…only to spot…only to spot /Lachlan/. So. He glowers. And checks his mancastle. And glowers some more. "Lachlan," he rumbles.
<OOC> Ando DIES.
<OOC> Ando says, "THE POWER OF BRUCE WILLIS AND ROBOCOP WILL SAVE YOU"
<OOC> Katya DIES
<OOC> Sylar says, "TITTIES"
<OOC> Sylar says, "Oh."
<OOC> Molly DIES.
<OOC> Molly says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Molly says, "TITTIES?!?!"
<OOC> Peter DIES
<OOC> Lachlan ?!?!??!?
<OOC> Lachlan says, "WHERE?! WHERE!?"
<OOC> Peter says, "SYLAR LIKES TITTIES."
<OOC> Molly says, "LAKJDGKLAJGAL"
<OOC> Sylar says, "THERE."
<OOC> Sylar says, "YES I DO."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "(and thus was peter petrelli killed because lachlan was distracted by bewbz)"
<OOC> Sylar dies.
<OOC> Sylar says, "Who DOESN'T like titties!"
<OOC> Peter is crying, god damnit people. XD
<OOC> Elena DIES.
<OOC> Molly says, "Jesus. This is really how Heroes ends."
<OOC> Molly says, "Sylar just yells TITTIES and Peter trips over himself in surprise and then Sylar kills him."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "THE WORLD ENDS BECAUSE LACHLAN WAS DISTRACTED BY SOMEONE'S GAZONGAS"
GAME: Sylar has rolled MURDER and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
<OOC> Sylar wins.
<OOC> Elena says, "…"
GAME: Peter has rolled RICK and got a result of NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~.
<OOC> Peter wins better.
<OOC> Sylar dies.
<OOC> Sylar admits defeat.
<OOC> Peter victory!
You say, "Ad. Hey Ad."
You say, "They cancelled LOST."
Adrenaline waves to the Guest.
Adrenaline says, "Psh."
Adrenaline says, "(I'll end you. >( )"
Guest waves!
Meryl (XD)
Meryl (<3)
Adrenaline (<3)
Jaden says, "It's not that it's cancelled."
Jaden says, "It's just that they can't find the episodes."
Jaden >.>
Meryl dies.
You say, "Posted."
I'm sorry. But my mind just went there…
Niki says, "How am I going to do /clients this week/? I'm like…"
<OOC> Cyprus says, "So, you setting?"
<OOC> Nathan probably should, yep.
<OOC> Cyprus starts logging.
<IC-Radio> The last song fades, crossing into: "Highway to Hell" by AC/DC
<OOC> Cyprus says, "And so it begins!"
<OOC> Nathan dies.
Niki (Jessica) pages: CASS
Niki (Jessica) pages: WHERE AM I
You paged Niki with 'OH. UM.'
You paged Niki with 'IN MY PANTS.'
You paged Niki with 'I MEAN.'
Niki (Jessica) pages: OKAY
Niki (Jessica) pages: it'sdarkinhere
Niki (Jessica) pages: I'm scared.
You paged Niki with 'Shhhh.'
Long distance to Niki: Cass pets PantsNiki.
You paged Niki with '…'
From afar, Niki (Jessica) holds. …
Long distance to Niki: Cass spotlights.
From afar, Niki (Jessica) dies.
Meryl loin kinks Nathan. And Jack, as revenge.
Mariska inches… slowly… away…
Nathan :(
Jack :(
Mariska has left.
Meryl :)
Nathan :)
Adrenaline inches quickly away.
Jack :)
Nathan :)
Adrenaline says, "…"
Meryl :)
Jack :)
Nathan :)
Meryl :)
Nathan :)
Meryl :)
Molly :)
Jack :)
Nathan :)
Meryl :)
Nathan :)
Jack :)
Meryl :)
Molly :)
Nathan :)
Meryl :)
Jack :)
Nathan :)
Meryl :)
Molly :)
Nathan :)
Meryl :)
Jack :)
Meryl :)
Nathan :)
You are politely shown to the door.
Thank you for visiting.
Please return soon.
* D I S C O N N E C T E D *
Molly says, "SHOW ME THE MESSAGE AND I'LL PRETEND LIKE I WAS."
Molly has disconnected.
Meryl SDKLGHSG
Meryl SNRK
Nathan /diiiies/.
Adrenaline says, "She said show her the message!"
Molly has connected.
Molly says, "Son of a bitch."
Meryl DIES
Molly /dies/.
Nathan CACKLES.
Adrenaline says, "You said show you the message!"
Adrenaline says, "I love my wizard fag."
"…what do you MEAN its your thing? Is that like De TING? Is there blue involved?" Eric teases her with a smirk before he shakes his head slightly. "…and if you /really/ want to experiment on me I can always make time." He manages to say it with a deadpan face too. Though the spark in his eyes give it all away.
<OOC> Noah wears silk g-strings at the request of his enchanting bride.
<OOC> Sandra says, "…."
<OOC> Peter says, "…"
<OOC> Sandra spotlights.
<OOC> Peter haitians himself.
<OOC> Noah says, "Noah to Company, mission successful."
"Well, we'll find out. And it's Dezi's cat." That's his story and he's sticking to it. When it's not Elena's cat or Juanita's cat or even Abuela's cat. It's anyone's cat but his cat. It's also a boy cat, not a girl cat, in spite of the mysterious possession of female cat anatomy, and he had nothing to do with the name ('Bulldog') in spite of the fact that nobody else would pick such a moronic name. "Dumb thing walked in front of my car."
Kasey says, "Pole dancing /is/ hard work."
Kasey says, "…..mav."
Mara says, "Nice."
Kitty pets Kasey.
Kasey doesn't know personally, kthnx.
Monica says, "Uh huh."
Ando pole-dances Monica.
You say, "!"
Ando :D
Monica cries. "My eyes! My eyes!"
Ando says, "YEAH YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FORGET THAT."
Ando says, "And now you can do it yourself too."
GAME: Monica has rolled MONICA SEE MONICA DO and got a result of SUPERB.
Monica says, "CHRIST."
Molly DIES.
<OOC> Church says, "THERE. god. I want a cake Momo. ;o;"
Jack has arrived.
Jack spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Adrenaline
Jack cough.
Jack spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Adrenaline
Jack sigh.
You say, "Once more."
Jack says, "Yes. One more last time."
Jack spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Adrenaline
Jack says, "alk;sdjk"
Meryl DIES
Jack says, "What the fuck?"
George dies.
You say, "Posted."
Tina has arrived.
<OOC> Tina says, "OH HELLO"
<OOC> Niki says, "'SUP."
<OOC> Tina STUMBLES UPON
<OOC> Niki says, "HOW COINCIDENTAL"
<OOC> Tina :D :D
<OOC> Tina says, "and end scene"
<OOC> Tina says, "good job guys I'll post"
<OOC> Niki says, "That was so touching I'm tearing up"
<OOC> Tina says, "me too totally. need a sec to get a tissue."
<OOC> Niki <3 <3 <333
<OOC> Tina <3<3<5
Tina has left.
Tina has arrived.
<OOC> Tina says, "Wow I managed to get lost."
<OOC> Niki says, "…"
<OOC> Niki says, "When you… left?"
<OOC> Tina says, "…y-yes."
<OOC> Tina says, "I was like 'O' then 'HM'."
<OOC> Tina says, "Then it didn't work."
<OOC> Niki says, "Cut back on the hairspray fumes, honey."
<OOC> Tina :|
<OOC> Tina sprays/
<OOC> Niki says, "ow my eye"
<OOC> Tina says, "That's how it's DONE in Texas."
Tina has left.
Niki spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Metal Pole That Is Just Mysteriously There As Part of the Decorations
Niki says, "I knew it."
Erin XD
Niki says, "I KNEW that was going to happen this time."
Ando /dies/.
You post your note about 'Saw This Coming' in group 'Spotlight' as message #69
<Public> XXXNikki4U: Niki :>
<Public> Huggerz69: Ando says, "… it's only poetic that that spotlight should be #69."
<Public> CRAZY Kitty /DIES/.
<Public> XXXNikki4U: Niki says, "I was 69 with Tina earlier too."
<Public> XXXNikki4U: Niki says, "OH GOD WAIT"
<Public> XXXNikki4U: Niki says, "I"
<Public> XXXNikki4U: Niki says, "Sentence formation fail."
Claire says, "…We probably should think about doing it."
Nathan says, "Yes. I think we definitely should."
<OOC> Niki says, "My playlist takes this moment to cue up a very dramatic Mohinder-narrated Heroes score."
<OOC> Niki says, "Curious."
<OOC> Desmond dies.
<OOC> Niki says, "Where does it come from… this quest, this need to solve life's mysteries…"
<OOC> Niki says, "Vegas, obv."
<OOC> Niki says, "DESMOND OMG WHY ARE WE HERE"
<OOC> Desmond /dies/.
<OOC> Niki says, "WHAT IS THE SOUL?"
<OOC> Niki says, "WHY DO WE DREAM!"
<OOC> Desmond says, "… WHO CARES LET'S JUST MAKE OUT."
<OOC> Niki says, "THAT… IS NOT WHY WE ARE HERE."
<OOC> Desmond says, "IT ISN'T? D:"
<OOC> Niki says, "Who among the world of strangers will hold our hand?"
<OOC> Desmond says, "…"
<OOC> Desmond says, "uhm well i was thinking of holding something else but okay"
<OOC> Niki is done now. :|
Rochelle says, "Lawrence wrote to her about his age woes. HE IS WAITING, okay."
You say, "Dude, you are old. Get a walker with some tennis balls and shuffle on."
Rochelle says, "He is not old! Even Felix says so."
Serotonin says, "It'll be okay. I can teach you how to use your walker with the best biomechanics."
Serotonin says, "I'm there for you, man/"
Serotonin says, "."
You say, "What the hell does Felix know about anything?!"
Rochelle dies.
Namir says, "Felix knows about balls."
Namir says, "er i mean"
You say, "Point."
Namir says, "crap"
Rochelle chokesputters milk all over herself.
Noah pops in. "CLAIRE YOU'RE GROUNDED 4EVR."
Noah vanishes out.
Noah has left.
Mikhail …
Claire says, "…"
Claire says, "WTH"
Mikhail lol!
Claire says, "I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!"
Ando DIES.
Claire GOES TO TATTOO AND PIERCE THINGS IN RETALLIATION.
You say, "…"
You say, "Claire."
You say, "Honey."
Claire says, "…SHUT UP."
Ando patpats.
Claire sobs and goes to leave toes on Dad's dresser.
Ando /dies/.
Noah has arrived.
Claire says, "…"
Noah says, "YOU'RE CLEANING THOSE UP OR NO DINNER."
Claire RUNS.
Noah has left.
Ando criiiiies.
Ian's face goes quiet, again. "I knew. I knew there were others," he says, calmly. "Just…not so many. I can't exactly take out a personal ad, you know? I tried, once. I ended up phrasing it so obliquely all the replies I got were for people who really liked sex with electrified toys. I didn't even know that was a real kink!"
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "I'm looking at jobs."
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "And half of them are those stupid online 'TAKE SURVEYS WORK FROM HOME MAKE TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH' shit."
<Admin> Adrenaline just goes back to the hooker section. :|
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Yeah, there are always so many of those."
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Work from home things, I mean."
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Not hookers."
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Those too, though."
<Admin> Adrenaline dies.
<Admin> Serotonin says, "Sometimes both at the same time?"
<Admin> Adrenaline diiiies.
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "Do you like working from home? Want to spend all day lying around naked? Become a hooker! It worked for me, and I make over $10,000 a month!"
<Admin> Serotonin cracks up.
<Admin> Serotonin says, "$10,000 a month. Damn."
<Admin> Serotonin says, "I'm changing jobs."
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "Well, that's just a number I'm pulling off the top of my head."
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "I mean.. if they worked? I'd be all for it."
<Admin> Adrenaline says, "It's just such a gamble, 'cause you don't know if it's gonna work."
<Admin> Serotonin says, "If— if what works? Hooking?"
Jessica says, "Typing '@find hardon' is really bizarre, let me tell you."
Erin dances on the stripper pole.
Stripper Pole (+strip) screams in pain: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
Cass dies.
Namir AJFKASIOGFAUIERG
Erin says, "……."
Erin says, "THAT WAS MEAN"
Cass says, "THE STRIPPER POLE SCREAMS IN PAIN."
Cass DIES.
You say, "ERIN MADE THE POLE SCREAM."
You say, "/IN PAIN/"
Cass says, "SPOTLIGHT."
Heidi just got a spam email from a 'CLAIRE.'
Heidi | Hi, i am here sitting in the internet caffe. Found your email and decided to write. I am 25 y.o.girl. I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as this is not may email. Write me at moc.labolgelamehs|62erialc#moc.labolgelamehs|62erialc
Claire (CB) pages: I DIDN'T DO IT.
You paged Claire with 'LIAR'
Kasey says, "shemaleglobal?"
Claire (CB) pages: I DIDN'T
Kitty says, "shemale-huh?"
Claire (CB) pages: OMG SOMEONE MUST HAVE HACKED MY ACCT OMG OMG OMG
Long distance to Claire: Heidi DON'T WANT NONE O' THAT.
Claire (CB) pages: OMG DON'T TELL BIODAD
Long distance to Claire: Heidi IS @MAILING HIM RIGHT NOW
Claire (CB) pages: CRAP
You paged Claire with 'Actually I should post this on Spotlight. XD'
From afar, Claire (CB) will just remind him that she's an illegit biodaughter. "I'll toly get off."
Claire (CB) pages: Biodad's infidelity is USEFUL.
You say, "GUys, it's a Guest."
Nathan says, "Act normal"
Erin acts normal
Lachlan dies.
Nathan …
Guest3 wonders if such a thing is possible.
Erin reaches over and kicks Nathan in the shin.
Nathan removes Erin's face.
Jack is the very model of a modern major general.
Lachlan says, "It's possible, Guest."
You say, "MY FACE."
Lachlan says, "Just unlikely."
Cass says, "Lies, Lachlan."
Kasey is the normal one! Welcome…guest person type.
Nathan nails fail to Guest's face.
Nathan says, "…face"
Serotonin says, "It's really not possible."
You say, "…"
Nathan says, "Typo Fail Fail."
You say, "Posted."
Nathan says, "DAMNIT."
<OOC> Elena says, "The visual of Elena wrestling the bottle away from her father is hilarious, btw XD"
<OOC> Elena says, "I mean I know alcohol is no laughing matter but XD"
<OOC> Elena headlocks Ramon. Keeps bottle at arm's length
<OOC> Ramon lols.
<OOC> Ramon says, "CHIQUITA I AM TRYING TO DULL THE PAIN HERE."
<OOC> Ramon says, "Elena: *FLOODS HIM WITH ENDORPHINS.* "THERE YOU JERK.""
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Elena says, "THAT IS WHAT I'M HERE FOR. TO GET YOU HIGH SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO"
<OOC> Ramon doubles over laughing.
<OOC> Lachlan doesn't need a brain to live anyway, he never uses his.
<OOC> Lachlan uses his /other/ head.
<OOC> Cass says, "….."
<OOC> Sylar says, "Well."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "What?"
<OOC> Sylar says, "Can't argue with that."
<OOC> Lachlan :D
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Lachlan /supposes/ he should avoid Sylaring just because he looks goofy without the top of his skull.
<OOC> Cass >(
<OOC> Sylar says, "Yeah. I—"
<OOC> Cass says, "You stay away from Sylar."
<OOC> Sylar says, "I don't really know what I would do with your power anyway."
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Cass says, "YOU CAN TALK TO DOGS."
<OOC> Cass says, "YOU DON'T WANT THIS POWER."
<OOC> Sylar says, "WHAT WOULD SYLAR NEED THAT FOR?"
<OOC> Cass says, "IT'S A STUPID POWER ANYWAY."
<OOC> Sylar says, "FETCH ME A BRAIN, FIDO."
<OOC> Cass /dies/.
<OOC> Lachlan says, "…"
<OOC> Lachlan /DIES/.
Sylar spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…A Velociraptor who Tears Off Your Face
A Velociraptor who Tears Off Your Face spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…A Velociraptor who Tears Off Your Face
Mae says, "How appropriate."
A Velociraptor who Tears Off Your Face dances on the stripper pole.
Sylar says, "TITTIES!"
Sylar …
Taine CIES.
Mae says, "That."
Mae says, "That was amazing."
Taine was so shocked he dropped the R.
Sylar spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…A Velociraptor who Tears Off Your Face
Sylar says, "OH WHATEVER."
You say, "IT IS DESTINY."
A Velociraptor who Tears Off Your Face spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…The Hardon Collider
A Velociraptor who Tears Off Your Face kissyfaces at Sylar.
Sylar >(
GAME: Sylar has rolled MURDER and got a result of BEYOND GODLIKE.
A Velociraptor who Tears Off Your Face is eternal.
Sylar says, "I hate you, Taine."
Sylar spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…The Hardon Collider
Ando dies.
Sylar spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…The Hardon Collider
Sylar spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Sylar
Sylar asdfhjkas;df jklasdf; askldfasd
Sylar has left.
Serotonin does do coke.
Serotonin …
Serotonin says, "Of… of any kind."
Cass says, "…."
Serotonin says, "Uh."
You say, "Oh really."
Serotonin says, "DOESN'T"
Cass says, "You…/do/ cake?"
Serotonin says, "…"
Lachlan has arrived.
Serotonin says, "CRAP"
Serotonin says, "DAMN YOU TYPOS"
You say, "Spotlit."
Lachlan says, "…"
Lachlan says, "SORRY, GOD."
Serotonin falls over laughing.
Serotonin says, "Hoo."
You say, "Wait why does Cass say cake? OH WELL."
Serotonin says, "…"
Serotonin says, "SO much fail."
Serotonin says, "I am completely sober."
Elena DIES
Cass says, "OKAY."
Heidi has arrived.
Serotonin_;
You say, "Didn't you just say you were mixing drinks?"
Serotonin …
Nathan ……….
<IC-Radio> The last song fades, crossing into: "Do You Like Pina Coladas" by Rupert Holmes
Elena …
Serotonin says, "I was THINKING about it."
Nathan DIU(Uygfdslhjewlgrfewuilr IC RADIO.
Cass says, "…."
Elena DIES
Serotonin says, "What was on it?"
Cass dies.
Mae has arrived.
Elena says, "I swear to god."
Cass says, "DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS."
Serotonin dies.
Elena says, "IC radio is psychic."
Cass says, "AND GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN."
Nathan sob.
Elena DIES
Serotonin says, "Oh my God."
Heidi O<
You say, "(it's a duck)"
Nova says, "(you're a fuck)"
Nova says, "hjasfdkrtv4375f6tfgrethyu"
Nova GFKGhsktrf57sdygyoirttg563425r3
Heidi O< <(QUACK)
Nova says, "that was REALLY bad"
You say, "…"
Nova says, "SORRY GUYS."
You say, "WOW NOVA"
Nova says, "Effin' D."
<Newbie> Braeden says, "Is there a way to bold text on the MU*?"
<Newbie> Cass says, "Not really. To emphasize something we use /these/. XD"
<Newbie> Braeden says, "Okie doke. That'll work. :)"
<Newbie> Melatonin always interprets /these/ as italics and *these* as bold, randomly. XD
<Newbie> Serotonin says, "So does the wiki!"
<Newbie> Cass says, "OH WELL FINE MEL."
<Newbie> Cass says, "AND SERO."
<Newbie> Cass says, "JUST TURN ON ME."
<Newbie> Cass XD
<Newbie> Serotonin says, "Boy, did I read that backwards."
<Newbie> Cass /chokes/.
<Newbie> Elena says, "…"
<Newbie> Serotonin says, "And here we have an example of Cass using emphasis!"
<Newbie> Melatonin XD
<Newbie> Serotonin says, "My job here is done."
Andrea dances on the stripper pole.
Sylar says, "TITTIES!"
Ando !! Andrea DIESDIES.
Ando dances on the stripper pole.
Crowd screams: OH GOD MY EYES!
Ando :<
Ando dances on the stripper pole.
*SMACK INTO POLE*. FAIL!
Ando 8<
Nathan clubs Niki over the head.
Kasey says, "Who wants to help me find an assisted living community? YAY!"
Niki says, "This isn't Varisty Blues or whatever damnit. >( OR THAT"
Niki unconscious.
Nathan grabs by hair, drags to cave. (She's used to it, guys.)
D.L. has arrived.
D.L. -_-
Nathan …
You say, "I was /just about to say/."
Nathan :D?
D.L. -_-
Nathan says, "Well you weren't fast enough with the clubbing!"
GAME: D.L. has rolled LINDERMAN SPECIAL and got a result of GREAT.
D.L. brainpunch Nathan.
Nathan says, "You can practice on those baby seals over th— x_x"
"Will's having a dinner party?" Sam perks. "We better get invited, or I'm totally revoking my status as his fa - uhh, galpal."
<OOC> Felix laughs.
<OOC> Namir says, "Self-censoring Sam: pricless."
<OOC> Namir sighs. Pric/e/less.
<OOC> Felix is waiting for Misha to be all, "So. What exactly did he offer to feed you?"
<OOC> Namir clears throat. "Kielbasa."
Cass has arrived.
Serotonin says, "'So sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.'"
Serotonin says, "..hi Cass."
Cass says, "….."
Cass chokes.
Cass has left.
Caleb needs a new wife.
Cass marries Caleb.
Cass says, "…"
Caleb …..
Cass says, "Ew. Wait."
Elena DIES
Cass says, "AAAAAH. PB INCEST."
Caleb UNMARRIES D8
Heidi SDGKLHSDG
Caleb jkghlkfd
Elena says, ": WAS GONNA SAY"
Caleb says, "DO NOT WANT"
Elena DIES
ou say, "DID YOU GUYS"
You say, "DID—"
You say, "OMG."
Cass says, "NO."
Cass says, "NOTHING."
Elena HOWLS
Caleb says, "NO you saw nothing"
Cass says, "ALKGJALKGJDLJGA"
You say, "POSTED!"
Ando dances on the stripper pole.
Crowd hands over a couple hundred in tips. $$$
Ando unf.
Desiree takes a deep breath.
Desiree dances on the stripper pole.
Crowd pays you just to put your clothes back on.
Desiree :(
You say, "The crowd's gay again."
GAME: Desiree has rolled ACROBATICS+DEXTERITY and got a result of MEDIOCRE.
GAME: Ando has rolled ACROBATICS+DEXTERITY and got a result of GREAT.
Ando butt-waggles.
GAME: Desiree has rolled PERCEPTION+DANGER SENSE and got a result of SUPERB.
Desiree covers her eyes.
Ando /dies/.
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin /dies./ Last one. http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v321/244/124/81007870/n81007870_37933133_126.jpg
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "So it looks like a normal picture."
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "But the caption is: "'Half the ducks baked in a wind case'. This meal was ordered solely on the basis of menu translation."
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "I'm trying to imagine what in the world a wind case is."
<Public> S3 ETA: 06 Days Elena says, "…wha…what is that? O.o;;;"
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "Half the ducks baked in a wind case, clearly!"
<Public> S3 ETA: 06 Days Elena dies!
<Public> TOUCHDOWWWWWWWWN JESUS: Namir says, "…"
<Public> Cookies and Mikhail says, "MMM DELICIOUS. I want duck now."
<Public> TOUCHDOWWWWWWWWN JESUS: Namir says, "I … I … wonder if it meant something about a wine baste or base or … s-something."
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "I have no idea. I'm imagining some super-secret Russian culinary technology that uses the power of WIND to bake several ducks in a delicious manner, at which point you can order 'half' of them."
<Public> TOUCHDOWWWWWWWWN JESUS: Namir /dies/.
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "I'm not sure how you're supposed to know exactly how many ducks you're ordering."
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "I guess it depends on how many they fit into the wind case that day."
<Public> TOUCHDOWWWWWWWWN JESUS: Namir cries.
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "I mean, if they're big ducks, maybe you can only fit three."
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "But if they're small ducks, you could probably fit five or six."
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "Either way, it's a lot of ducks for one person."
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "P.S. - Yeah, I know, wind to bake = convection oven. Shut up it's a joke okay. :("
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "Maybe that's what they meant by wind case. Convection oven?"
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "I could see them having a descriptive name for a convection oven that would translate literally."
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "*Translate literally to wind case, rather. Anyway, why am I still talking about this?"
<Public> Gangsta' B Niki XD
<Public> Gangsta' B Niki says, "You're obviously very fascinated by wind-cased ducks."
<Public> With an L— for Love! Melatonin says, "Dude. /Wind case./"
<Public> TOUCHDOWWWWWWWWN JESUS: Namir gives Mel a wind case.
<Public> BOOGERS! Orion tries very hard not to make fart jokes.
You paged Peter with 'And goddamn, I am missing a Jack log from my timeline!'
Peter (p2) pages: Are you?
You paged Peter with 'Yes.'
Long distance to Peter: Nathan hunts for it.
Peter (p2) pages: I can help. XD
You paged Peter with '…that was easy.'
You paged Peter with 'I got it. XD'
You paged Peter with 'Diamonds Aren't Forever.'
Peter (p2) pages: Or not!
Peter (p2) pages: HAHAHAHA.
You paged Peter with 'Man.'
You paged Peter with 'The one after that?'
You paged Peter with 'The next Jack one, anyway.'
You paged Peter with 'All That Glitters Is Not Sequins.'
Peter (p2) pages: What— hahahahahahaha.
You paged Peter with 'Terrible terrible. XD'
Peter (p2) pages: Definitely. Now all we need is you two to have a log called 'If You Were Gay'
You paged Peter with 'Yes.'
You paged Peter with '…'
You paged Peter with 'Out of context, the next one is pretty bad too.'
You paged Peter with 'Far From Over'
From afar, Peter (p2) LOL.
You paged Peter with '…wtf. Then, Peter Petrelli Is a Lezbeen, THEN, Picture Perfect Picture Fabulous. THEN?! None The Worse For Wearing Dresses.'
Long distance to Peter: Nathan crying.
From afar, Peter (p2) DIES.
Peter (p2) pages: YOUR HETERO LIFEMATE.
You paged Peter with 'SERIOUSLY.'
Cass flags Nathan.
Lachlan flags Nathan.
Nathan fagged.
You say, "…"
Nathan jkfghierthl
Lachlan …
Cass /dies/.
"…Actually I think that was from The Core," Peter speaks up, glancing towards Elena at her movie reference, and then defending himself a moment later, "I watched it with them one night while I was staying here." It was awesome. He'll skip it next time… (etc)
<OOC> Peter says, "…"
<OOC> Peter says, "How did it was terrible morph into it was awesome?!"
<OOC> Nathan /dies/.
<OOC> Peter says, "DAMNIT HEIDI YOU HIJACKED MY POSE."
<OOC> Peter flails. :(
<OOC> Heidi says, "?"
<OOC> Peter says, "I totally meant to put terrible and it somehow became awesome."
<OOC> Heidi XD
<OOC> Heidi says, "IT WAS AWESOME. HE'LL SKIP IT NEXT TIME."
<OOC> Peter says, "EXACTLY."
<OOC> Peter says, "IT WAS SO AWESOME YOU ONLY NEED TO SEE IT ONCE."
<OOC> Peter is in tears. WTF, brain.
<OOC> Heidi says, "ANY MORE, AND YOUR BRAIN WOULD JUST. SHATTER."
<OOC> Heidi posts. XD
<OOC> Peter says, "LIKE THE EARTH ITSELF."
Lachlan gangstas Cass in the face.
Lachlan says, "And I'm not cleaning that up, honey."
Cass says, "…"
Niki says, "Wow."
Manuel says, "…"
Lachlan says, "… Christ, that was a /mave/."
Lachlan says, "Mav."
Lachlan says, "HOW."
Cass /dies/.
Lachlan says, "HOW DID I MAV IN /THIS WINDOW/"
Caleb says, "…admitting that made it /worse/."
Cass DIES.
Lachlan says, "IT WAS NOT EVEN … IT WAS FOR A DIFFERENT /GAME/ EVEN"
Lachlan says, "WH—"
Lachlan says, "I THOUGHT I CLICKED THE TAB OVER"
You say, "…………"
Lachlan just … curls up somewhere and /dies/.
Caleb says, "/Wow/."
Katya DIES
Peter thinks she will take sushi.
Peter says, "…god damnit."
Niki :>
Niki giggle.
Peter apparently looked at his passport before posing that.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2239/1728155156_f83de5e492_o.jpg
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~{Heroes MUSH - Peter (p2)}~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Fullname: Peter Petrelli
Power: Empathic Mimicry
Sex: F
Age: 27 | Species: Evolved
Actor: Milo Ventimiglia | Connected: 2h 28m Idle: 1m 16s
Ramon (Ram) pages: How Ramon gets off work:
Ramon (Ram) pages: I'll tell Jaden that we've realized it's International Legend of Zelda day and I have to wear all green and go into the mountains in search of goombas to destroy. He'll understand."
Long distance to Ramon: Elena DIES LAUGHING
You paged Ramon with 'That is awesome'
Ramon (Ram) pages: Rule #1: Absorb the corporate culture.
Niki spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Stripper Pole (+strip)
Niki says, "OTP"
Nathan spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Failboat
Niki says, "OTP"
Nathan says, "OTP"
Nathan dies.
Peter spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…
Peter :(
Niki says, "…OTP"
Nathan says, "/OTP/"
Peter says, "Not that I have a problem with being gay, just dissing my woman. :("
Nathan says, "I don't have a problem with you being gay either."
Peter says, "I AM NOT GAY."
Heidi DIES
Nathan says, "…you just said—"
You say, "Peter, you."
Peter says, "SAGET IS."
You say, "That's posted."
Peter says, "ME NOT."
Peter says, "NO IT ISN'T."
Nathan says, "Well you need to /work on your phrasing/."
Peter says, "BANNED. :("
Peter says, "SCREW YOU."
Nathan says, "Shut up you're in jail."
Mohinder dances on the stripper pole.
Sylar says, "TITTIES!"
Carmine has connected.
<OOC> Carmine says, "…"
<OOC> Mariska gasps, covers up!
<OOC> Carmine !!!
<OOC> Nathan !
<OOC> Nathan climbs off.
<OOC> Mariska says, "!!"
<OOC> Carmine !
<OOC> Carmine ?!?!?!
<OOC> Nathan ?!
<OOC> Carmine starts stripping off. :|
<OOC> Nathan D8
<OOC> Mariska 8D
<OOC> Carmine says, "OR"
<OOC> Carmine says, "I could just leave you all with this:"
<OOC> Carmine says, "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~"
<OOC> Nathan says, "FUVJJKfdtgh;eriyu3rui"
<OOC> Carmine says, "NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN~"
Carmine has left.
<OOC> Nathan says, "AAAAAUUGH"
Nathan has left.
Nathan has arrived.
<OOC> Nathan got him.
<OOC> Mariska says, "WTF DID WE JUST GET RICKROLLED IN THE SANDBOX?!?"
<OOC> Nathan says, "Yes. :("
<OOC> Niel takes down the number under the 'Accident-Free Days' sign.
<OOC> Meryl says, "We got all the way to 'six hours,' though. :("
<OOC> Benjamin DIES
<OOC> Niel cackles.
<OOC> Benjamin says, "I am now picturing one of those up in the Primatech lobby and…"
Dr. Aldric has connected.
Lachlan says, "HI DAD"
Dr. Aldric says, "…"
Dr. Aldric :|
Lachlan says, "CAN I CALL YOU DAD?"
Dr. Aldric has left.
Lachlan says, "THANKS DAD"
Molly dies.
Katya LAUGHS
Micah2 sniffles. Mom's not crazy. She's just…misunderstood.
D.L. says, "Fail."
Micah2 says, "Wow….totally missed the pub channel for that."
Micah2 says, "Shush. Aren't you dead?"
D.L. says, "Sure."
Micah2 thought so.
Noah says, "He's dead when it comes time for child support bills."
Kitty DIES.
"I have one more question for you, Doc. I've got a tranquiliser gun in my belt. I'd very much like to shoot Bignose in the ass with it. However, I really wouldn't like to upset you at this junture, so the call is yours."
<OOC> Bekah says, "Can I shoot your ex? Kay, thanks."
<OOC> Meryl says, "Pretty much. The alternative is having my friend here teleport him to the middle of the ocean."
<OOC> Meryl says, "Which, you know, could be entertaining."
<OOC> Mariska says, "Lucky for Lee, we brought a pair of waterwings in the car!"
<OOC> Meryl says, "Always come prepared!"
Claude braces herself and checks out the news.
You say, "HIMSELF."s
You say, "God."
Meryl DIES
Micah says, "ahahahahahaahahaha"
Meryl checks Claude.
Lachlan chokes.
Cass says, "…"
Claude IS ANATOMICALLY CORRECT GODDAMNIT
Lachlan says, "SURE MAN"
Lachlan says, "SURE"
Meryl says, "THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE"
Lachlan says, "HE'S JUST A SWEET. TRANSVESTITE."
Trina says, "…"
Cass says, "So THAT'S really what Claude was training Peter in."
Cass says, "How to be a proper girl."
Lachlan asfkjafdslkfdg
Meryl DSGKLS
Meryl XD
Trina says, "Dammit. Where's Gene and his eye bleach?"
Claude IS CRYING XD
Lachlan says, "'Tea?' 'Yes, please.' 'One lump or two?' 'Two?' '*WHACK WITH STICK*' 'OW WTF' 'GIRLS NEVER TAKE /TWO LUMPS/'"
Claude DIES
Sharon marks up the price of eye bleach.
Meryl XDDD
Cass CHOKES.
You say, "I think Peter is unaware of this."
Claude should spotlight
Lachlan says, "For how long?"
Meryl says, "Do it."
You say, "Long until this post is up."
Lachlan says, "I meant how long is the Dow going to be up?"
Lachlan says, "BUT THAT WORKS"
Peter has arrived.
GAME: Peter has rolled CLAUDE and got a result of GREAT.
Claude DIES
Peter has left.
You paged Mohinder with 'SURESH.'
Mohinder (Momo) pages: SEROTONIN.
You paged Mohinder with 'I need you.'
You paged Mohinder with '(for your body)'
You paged Mohinder with 'Actually no.'
Mohinder (Momo) pages: EVERYONE needs me for my body.
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) slicks self down with glycerine, flexes abs.
You paged Mohinder with 'Don't make me hang you from the ceiling.'
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) goes to snag breakfasty lunch… OH CAN YOU PLEASE!? I WANNA DO THAT.
… :|
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) CUDDLE!
Mohinder (Momo) pages: COME TO DADDY!
You paged Mohinder with 'Oh, is Matt here?'
Long distance to Mohinder: Molly >.>
Mohinder (Momo) pages: MOLLY. THINGS LIKE THAT HURTS DADDY'S FEELINGS.
You paged Mohinder with 'I STILL DON'T SEE MATT. I DON'T SEE HOW THIS HURTS HIS FEELINGS.'
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) puts your ass on the next plane to nowhere.
You paged Mohinder with 'MOMMY! D:'
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) facepalms.
Mohinder (Momo) pages: Fine.. honey, come to mommy.
Niki says, "Okay, my phone has serious issues."
Micah fixes it?
Niki :D
Claire has arrived.
Niki says, "Every time I open it lately, it BLUE SCREENS. This time, it was half blue, half white!"
Micah touches the phone. "It says it's trying to be patriotic but is out of red LCD crystals."
Lachlan dies.
D.L. …
D.L. …
D.L. says, "Win."
<OOC> Megan says, "I need to give myself a roll for getting /out/ of someone's head."
<OOC> Megan <.<
<OOC> Megan just realized.
<OOC> Niel says, "Just roll something … uhm."
<OOC> Megan fudges it.
<OOC> Niel says, "Close to it."
<OOC> Megan XD
GAME: Megan has rolled ATHLETICS and got a result of GREAT.
<OOC> Megan says, "….."
<OOC> Niel says, "… wh—"
<OOC> Meryl says, "Wow."
<OOC> Megan says, "That's the same level as my power."
<OOC> Niel says, "/Athletics/?"
<OOC> Niel dies.
<OOC> Megan says, "Actually, so is willpower."
GAME: Megan has rolled WILLPOWER and got a result of GREAT.
<OOC> Megan says, "…."
<OOC> Bekah laughs. Are you going to be running miles or playing basketball or something to get yout?
<OOC> Megan DIES.
<OOC> Megan says, "YES. MERYL. START JOGGING."
<OOC> Meryl says, "OKAY! :D"
<OOC> Megan USES ONE OF THOSE CUPS TO DOUSE US.
<OOC> Meryl RUNS A MARATHON. OKAY, MEGAN, ARE YOU READY NOW?
<OOC> Megan says, "YES. OKAY."
<OOC> Megan SWIMS BACK TO HER BODY.
<OOC> Niel dies.
I love my family.
<OOC> Noah says, "So, I take it I'm opening? :D"
<OOC> Sandra says, "Go for it!"
<OOC> Claire says, "Not me! And can we just not pose Lyle and say he got locked up in a trunk somewhere never to be seen or heard from ever again?"
<OOC> Sandra says, "SURE!"
<OOC> Claire says, "YOU'RE THE BEST MOM EVER."
<OOC> Claire says, "Which is why I'm going to spotlight you."
<OOC> Sandra dies.
<OOC> Sandra is the worst mother ever.
<OOC> Sandra says, "LYLE?! LYLE WHO?!"
<OOC> Sandra says, "I'm blaming the Haitian."
<OOC> Noah says, "That's why we are the perfect couple, Sandra."
<OOC> Sandra says, "You dont' care about Lyle either?"
You paged Sylar with 'Th-the idea of Sylar and Molly playing Monopoly just broke my brain.'
Sylar (Sylar) pages: I CALL BANKER
You paged Sylar with 'CHEATER.'
You paged Sylar with 'YOU CAN'T PLAY BANKER.'
Sylar (Sylar) pages: I CALLED IT
Sylar (Sylar) pages: DIBS
Sylar (Sylar) pages: You can't beat dibs.
Long distance to Sylar: Molly smacks Sylar. Steals bank.
From afar, Sylar (Sylar) asdfjklasd
From afar, Sylar (Sylar) TKs Monopoly across the room.
Long distance to Sylar: Molly !!!
You paged Sylar with 'YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.'
Sylar (Sylar) pages: WELL IF YOU WOULDN'T CHEAT.
You paged Sylar with 'YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CHEATS.'
Sylar (Sylar) pages: THAT'S IT.
Sylar (Sylar) pages: I'm calling your mother!
From afar, Sylar (Sylar) dials Mohinder's number. "Your daughter is cheating at Monopoly! Is this how you raised her?!"
Long distance to Sylar: Molly DIES.
You paged Sylar with 'Molly in the background: TATTLE TALE!'
From afar, Sylar (Sylar) /diiiiiiies./
Sylar (Sylar) pages: Oh my gooood. This should be spotlit.
You paged Sylar with 'I am picturing this scene in my head and dying.'
…how the scene is going:
<OOC> Kitty says, "Sero, you have turned my brain into MUSH."
<OOC> Serotonin says, "Heroes MUSH? :D"
<OOC> Peter says, "lol"
<OOC> Kitty says, "Exactly."
Sylar says, "I am a girl."
<OOC> Mariska says, "Desperate, angry, awkward, drunken sex apparently equals supermutant babies."
<OOC> Ian says, "AHAHAHAH."
<OOC> Mariska says, "That's it. We've discovered the formula."
Benjamin has arrived.
Benjamin STREAKS THROUGH AT RANDOM. HAI. BAI.
Benjamin has left.
Elena says, "I—"
Lachlan !
Monica says, "My eyes! My eyes!"
You say, "Now Monica can do that too."
Meryl DIES
Lachlan grabs the video camera and waits expectantly.
Monica whimpers.
Monica says, "NO."
Lachlan :<
Whenever she gets to the mansion lawn, she can see Heidi and Nathan waiting for her out front. Her eyes locked on them, gold, she's been cheating and using her powers so she could push her body to go faster….she's finally felled by Thomas, the Travelocity gnome look-a-like, who manages to exact some level of vengeance. She trips over him, and sprawls on the grass. Don't worry, she's back up. "Where is he?!" she pants, grass on her jeans and hair and on her forearms where she landed but she's okay!
Heidi looks at Elena. "I ATE HIM"
<OOC> Nathan says, "It's okay, you can have your—"
<OOC> Nathan says, "…"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Heidi says, "Now I'll go read your pose."
<OOC> Nathan says, "HA HA HA"
<OOC> Nathan says, "GNOME REVENGE"
<OOC> Peter says, "That's awesome."
<OOC> Elena SOB XD
Heidi looks at Elena, looks at her eyes, looks at Nathan, looks at the gnome, then says, "He's upstairs. In the shower. Go have at."
<OOC> Peter cries laughing.
<OOC> Elena DIES
Nathanjfghfdjkhg. And says nothing.
<OOC> Elena says, "NO."
<OOC> Peter says, "YES."
<OOC> Peter says, "OMG YES."
<OOC> Heidi says, "YES"
<OOC> Elena says, "We should keep this in the log XD"
<OOC> Nathan sobs.
<OOC> Heidi XDDDD
<OOC> Nathan says, "BUT IT"
<OOC> Nathan says, "IT WAS ALL"
<OOC> Nathan says, "SRS AND"
<OOC> Elena DIES
<OOC> Nathan sticks it in crack o clock?
<OOC> Noah says, "Might be interesting for Cass to go Company though… Because she would make Mohinder seem like a sellout."
<OOC> Cass dies.
<OOC> Noah says, "<Mohinder> Let's make this virus that only targets this certain person. <Cass> But that's wrong. <Mohinder> But the Company is going to use it to get a guy from Level 5. <Cass> How long until they decide to do the same thing to someone that DIDN'T escape from Level 5? <Mohinder> The answer is um… It's getting hot in here. *begins to unbutton his shirt* <Cass> I'M STILL DATING LACHLAN. <Mohinder> Getting cold."
<OOC> Cass DIES.
GAME: Cass has rolled MEDICINE and got a result of AVERAGE.
<OOC> Cass says, "WHAT."
<OOC> Nathan says, "…………….."
<OOC> Nathan says, "CASS."
GAME: Cass has rolled MEDICINE and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<OOC> Nathan says, "No."
GAME: Cass has rolled MEDICINE and got a result of GOOD.
GAME: Cass has rolled MEDICINE and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Nathan says, "You don't get to reroll."
GAME: Cass has rolled MEDICINE and got a result of GOOD.
<OOC> Cass says, "OH COME ON."
<OOC> Cass says, "LOOK AT THAT."
<OOC> Nathan dies.
<OOC> Cass says, "THE ONE TIME."
<OOC> Nathan dying.
<OOC> Cass says, "EVERY TIME I +ROLLED MEDICINE ON PETER IT WAS A GREAT."
<OOC> Nathan says, "I DON'T CARE"
<OOC> Cass says, "I COULD HAVE KNIFED PETER AND TAKEN HIS BLOOD THAT WAY."
<OOC> Cass says, "BUT NO."
<OOC> Nathan says, "NOW GET ME A REAL DOCTOR"
<OOC> Cass says, "THE ONE TIME IT ACTUALLY MATTERS."
<OOC> Cass cries.
<OOC> Cass runs out of the room crying.
<OOC> Nathan >(
<OOC> Nathan picks one of the Mediocres out of the pile, pours syrup on it, serves it while naked.
<OOC> Heidi says, "Slgjdf"
<OOC> Nathan :D
<OOC> Nathan says, "REMARRY ME"
The man's face tightens, closing off. Hard lines form and his entire demeanour becomes stern and quietly angry as he enters the house. Door, closed. Locks locked. He looks through the door's window onto the innocuous front yard as if expecting a "villain" may spring up out of the neighbour's rose bushes any second. "Yes," Dr. Aldric grunts through clenched teeth. Rummaging momentarily in his briefcase… bag… contraption, he pulls out yesterday's news. It's folded over to the article about the escaped inmates. "The public knows," he says, handing it to ->ass<—. "To some degree, any rate. What happened? At the store. Tell me everything.
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "…ass."
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "/Cass/."
<OOC> Cass CHOKES.
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "Damnit."
<OOC> Cass says, "DAD."
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "assandra. :|"
<OOC> Cass CRIES.
<OOC> Cass says, "Even my FATHER."
Oh no. It's the po-po! In a last ditch effort to, you know, do as she's been told, Misha takes a ridiculous risk and actually reaches out to get a grip on Jeremiah. Not so much in an attempt to grapple him, per se, as she's just grasping for purchase. Something… any part of him that she might be able to cling to and work her hinky mojo… shoulder, arm, hand, -completely edible girlishly slender hip…
<OOC> Jeremiah says, "I AM NOT YOUR PRISON B—!"
<OOC> Mariska says, "Can I try it? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?!"
<OOC> Jeremiah says, "What are you planning if I let you touch my BEAUTIFUL BODY"
<OOC> Elena CRIES XD
<OOC> Felix (don't drop the soap)
<OOC> Erin says, "She's going to teleport your manboobs to nigeria."
<OOC> Felix says, "TO MEET YOUR PRINCE."
<OOC> Jeremiah eyes Mariska. HOW IS THAT HELPING ME ESCAPE.
From afar, Heidi (HP) should have the kids' blood tested, too. :(
From afar, Heidi (HP) has pokey thing in the kitchen. I can draw blood that way. :)
Long distance to Heidi: Nathan dies.
You paged Heidi with 'Don't cut the children, wief. :('
Heidi (HP) pages: i has to for the good of teh wurld.
Long distance to Heidi: Nathan >(
Heidi (HP) pages: wut
From afar, Heidi (HP) will cute montii
<OOC> Nathan says, "if you cut them they might DIE. let cass do eet. :("
<OOC> Nathan says, "…lol mav.
<OOC> Nathan says, "Heidi is threatening to cut the children."
<OOC> Nathan says, "For blood samples. This. This explanation isn't any better."
You paged Heidi with 'I mav'd just now.'
From afar, Heidi (HP) dies. What.
<OOC> Claire says, "…"
Long distance to Heidi: Nathan mav'd this to ooc -> if you cut them they might DIE. let cass do eet. :(
From afar, Heidi (HP) DIES
From afar, Heidi (HP) cuts them ANYWAI
You paged Heidi with 'NO'
<OOC> Claire takes her half-brothers and flees the country.
Heidi (HP) pages: YOU CAN'T STOP ME
<OOC> Nathan :(
You paged Heidi with 'FINR'
You paged Heidi with 'E'
<OOC> Peter D:
Monty (HP) pages: DAD MOM HAS THE KNIVES AGAIN
You paged Heidi with 'jfkdgjmgfhklfgkjfdkohg'
<OOC> Eric says, "Heidi! EmoQueen"
<OOC> Eric says, "Cutting her kids because she is sad."
<OOC> Claire says, "Well, good luck on that when the three of us are in CANADA."
<OOC> Peter says, "WE ARE ALL CONNECTED."
<OOC> Nathan connects Peter.
<OOC> Nathan says, "OMG we are brothers!!11 MORE CONNECTIONS :O :O"
Peter has disconnected.
<OOC> Nathan says, "…"
<OOC> Nathan ;_;
In the spare room of Monica's house -
<OOC> Niki says, "Hiiiya!"
<OOC> Micah peers.
<OOC> D.L. >.>
<OOC> Niki says, "Up for scenage of some sort? :D"
<OOC> Micah could be, sure.
<OOC> Niki says, "Which… doesn't have to happen here in the bedroom."
<OOC> Niki says, "We just happen to be here coincidentally."
<OOC> Micah snorts. That would be creepy.
<OOC> D.L. says, "… He could walk in on us?"
<OOC> D.L. says, "I mean."
<OOC> D.L. phase.
<OOC> Meryl can't wait to get to the actual shopping.
<OOC> Meryl will make Ben try on bras.
<OOC> Benjamin says, "oh god."
<OOC> Benjamin says, "SO NOT TRYING THEM ON."
<OOC> Meryl :D
<OOC> Meryl says, "COME ON BEN"
<OOC> Meryl HAS TO SEE IF THEY LOOK GOOD
<OOC> Benjamin rolls around. hoooooooooooooo *choke*
<OOC> Benjamin says, "YOU MODEL THEM."
<OOC> Meryl says, "NO U"
<OOC> Meryl says, "YOU'RE THE GIRL"
<OOC> Benjamin says, "WHAT. NO."
Peter is sad about that. wanted a tattoo.
Peter says, "OH HEY. I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING."
Peter :D
Peter :D
Peter :D
Niki stares.
Brian says, "This sounds like a great idea!!!"
Peter IS ALL EXCITED NOW.
Mandy says, "WHAT PETER"
Mariska tattoos Peter with a drum.
Mandy says, "WHAT"
Peter says, "Well, if virus I have leads to no powers I CAN GET A TATTOO."
Mandy DIES
Brian says, "YEAH!"
Niki laughs!
Meryl WILL DO IT! :D
Niki says, "It's good to have optimism."
Mariska says, "Ladies and gentlemen, our savior."
Nathan (Nate) pages: But Nathan had amazing hair.
Long distance to Nathan: Meryl DIES
You paged Nathan with 'Yes.'
Nathan (Nate) pages: WHAT
Nathan (Nate) pages: HE DID
Nathan (Nate) pages: Best thing about the whole season.
Nathan (Nate) pages: And the shotgun porn.
You paged Nathan with 'HE IS A HORSE. FOR PARKMAN.'
Nathan (Nate) pages: CARGO JET
You paged Nathan with 'NEIGH, BABY. NEIGH.'
From afar, Nathan (Nate) diiiiiies.
<IC-Radio> The last song fades, crossing into: ADVERTISEMENT: With an upswelling of happy music, and a great beat, a woman's voice comes over the airwaves: "Visit the Bronx Zoo! It has Lions! It has Tigers! Come to the Bronx Zoo, we got Lioooonz! Forget Norway - only at the Bronx Zoo! (And Kenya)" Phone numbers and hours follow. "And don't forget the Meerkats!"
You paged Nathan with '…Thanks, IC radio.'
<OOC> Lachlan says, "The texture of this thing is SO. WEIRD."
<OOC> Cass says, "YOUR FACE IS WEIRD."
<OOC> Cass says, "idk"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "It's like eating sheet rock."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "NO U"
<OOC> Cass says, "I"
<OOC> Cass says, "DAMMIT."
<OOC> Lachlan says, "YES I"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "NO U"
<OOC> Lachlan says, "FUCK"
<OOC> Cass DIES.
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN HAMMER Nathan says, "Also did you notice Peter did more damage than I did, Cass?"
<Public> Zombie! Cass says, "I did."
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN HAMMER Nathan says, "A-thank you."
<Public> Peter says, "I."
<Public> Peter says, "It wasn't my fault!"
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN HAMMER Nathan will still have to pay for it. :|
<Public> Zombie! Cass says, "Petrellis are not longer allowed in the lab portion of Bat Country."
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN HAMMER Nathan says, "/hey/."
<Public> Zombie! Cass will post a sign.
<Public> Peter says, "No you won't. :("
<Public> Peter says, "Hey!"
<Public> Peter says, "I work here. :("
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN HAMMER Nathan says, "Fired."
<Public> Peter says, "It was special circumstances. :("
<Public> Peter cleaned it up and ordered new supplies!
<Public> Zombie! Cass says, "When you marry Elena, you'll just have to take her last name."
<Public> Peter says, "And we have Adam blood ar— what."
<Public> Zombie! Cass says, "Gomezes are allowed."
<Public> Peter says, "NO."
<Public> Blood Money Manuel says, "…"
<Public> Gnarring Coyly, Niel DIES.
<Public> BBF & CAPTAIN HAMMER Nathan DIES
Elena dances on the stripper pole.
Peter likes. :3
Peter has connected.
Gene says, "Elena's milkshake brought him to the MU*yard."
Nathan dances on the stripper pole.
Nathan says, "WILD HORSES!!"
Nathan swings around pole. "YEAH WILD HORSES!"
Jaden spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Gayden
Cass DIES.
Niki dies.
Lachlan DIES
Manuel says, "Owned."
Niki says, "/OTP/."
Elena LAUGHS
GAME: Jaden has rolled THAT'S SO JADEN and got a result of GOOD.
Elena says, "Oh Jay XD XD XD"
Frank dances on the stripper pole.
Crowd says: AMAZING o/‘
Peter dances on the stripper pole.
Nathan says, "WILD HORSES!!"
Peter says, "…"
You say, "WALKEN GETS AN AMAZING?"
Elena DIES
Peter says, "THAT IS WRONG."
Frank says, "YEAH."
Nathan says, "OH GOD walken dan— fdkjlhfiosd"
Frank says, "I’M AWESOME."
Elena IS CRYING
You paged Cass and Mohinder with 'Gimme a minute to settle in and I can arrange somethin' for you guys. IN TEXAS. (Don't ride the horses too hard.)'
From afar (to Serotonin and Cass), Mohinder (Momo) rides Cass instead.
You paged Cass and Mohinder with '…'
You paged Cass and Mohinder with 'Bad Mohinder.'
You paged Cass and Mohinder with 'No.'
Cass (Cassandra) pages Serotonin and Mohinder: ….
From afar (to Serotonin and Mohinder), Cass (Cassandra) :|
From afar (to Cass and Serotonin), Mohinder (Momo) RIDE RIDE RIDES
Long distance to Cass and Mohinder: Serotonin covers her eyes.
Mohinder (Momo) pages Cass and Serotonin: Got a little Indian in you?
You paged Cass and Mohinder with 'srdfyguifgy4uirdfygu'
Cass (Cassandra) pages Serotonin and Mohinder: aLKgjladjglaGKJkladgjg
<OOC> Serotonin smacks Mohinder with a newspaper.
<OOC> Mohinder says, "HARDER!"
<OOC> Serotonin sdfsdfsdf
<OOC> Mohinder says, "WILD HORSES."
<OOC> Cass says, "laskjglaj"
<OOC> Cass says, "Make it stop. :("
<OOC> Serotonin holds her head.
<OOC> Mohinder hipthrusts.
<OOC> Serotonin says, "WHY GOD WHY US."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "Baby, it's gotta be in your genes, cause I wanna study your DNA, all niiight looong. Ooh yeah."
<OOC> Serotonin weeps.
<OOC> Mohinder shows off his abs.
<OOC> Serotonin says, "I want to Spotlight but it NEVER ENDS."
<OOC> Serotonin says, "Okay. We have srs bizness to attend to."
<OOC> Mohinder says, "Like my knowledge?"
<OOC> Mohinder flexes his pecs.
<OOC> Nathan says, "And Nathan will be left alone in a state of undress with Madonna and a glass of whiskey."
Sylar shatters Sylar against the wall. >(
Peter :|
Manuel says, "…"
Cass says, "…."
Cass says, "Um."
Sylar means Peter.
Cass says, "Sylar?"
Manuel says, "FAIL"
Cass XD
Sylar quits.
Cass pets.
You say, "FAAAAIL"
Sylar just dies.
Sylar says, "That was bad."
Sylar hangs his head in shame.
Jaden dances on the stripper pole.
Jaden likes. :3
Jaden …
Peter XD!!!!!
Peter DIES.
Cass /dies/.
Lachlan dfalosifjlka
Jaden DIES.
GAME: Jaden has rolled CLONE SAGA and got a result of GOOD.
The end of an @mail error. I spotlight for all of your enjoyment.
Please call. I'm paying a visit to the Petrelli residence later this morning.
- Dadassandra,
Lyle (LB) pages: Or Spore could eat my brain, idk.
Long distance to Lyle: Cass eats your brain.
Lyle (LB) pages: Or a Cass could teat my brain.
Lyle (LB) pages: …
Lyle (LB) pages: ……Eart
Lyle (LB) pages: EAT
Long distance to Lyle: Cass DIES.
Lyle (LB) pages: WTF
Long distance to Lyle: Cass just pets.
Lyle (LB) pages: SHUT IT. DO NOT POST THAT.
Long distance to Lyle: Cass XD
Lyle spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Gene
Lyle sighs.
Lyle says, "There are girls in here."
Lyle spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Stripper Pole (+strip)
Lyle says, "FINE"
Lyle dances on the stripper pole.
*SMACK INTO POLE*. FAIL!
Lyle >_<
Rook …
Rook says, "Damn."
Lyle dances on the stripper pole.
Lee exclaims, "That's so derivative!"
Lyle says, "I hate everyone."
"Oh dear, have you told Sam?" chuckles Namir, smirking. "She will probably want to yak your ear off about it." That's what faghags do, right? He doesn't know. Wild stab in the dark here.
<OOC> Namir stabs blindly at gay culture. STABSTAB.
Gay culture dies, like Caesar.
<Company> It's all about the Benjamin tackles Niel and froths at the mouth over him.
Lachlan spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Stripper Pole (+strip))]
Lachlan dances on the stripper pole.
Sylar cheers: "BRR. It's COLD in here."
Lachlan aslfjlks
Lachlan spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…Sylar
LachlanASKLFJLKSFJD
Monica says, "THERE MUST BE A SYLAR IN THE ATMOSPHERE!"
Lachlan DIES.
<OOC> Dr. Aldric says, "The fact that FAKE BREASTS and tongue depressors are involved in this scene make it sound more colourful than it really is."
Meanwhile, aboard the Failboat …
Sylar has arrived.
Sylar makes out.
Sylar has left.
Sylar has arrived.
Sylar with you
Sylar has left.
Sylar has arrived.
Sylar hubba hubba
Sylar has left.
Beck says, "The Nathan."
You say, "…The Nathan."
Niki says, "Vote The Nathan."
You say, "Everyone, vote for the Nathan today. Yes."
Niki says, "The Nathan for the Nation."
Niki says, "He's a Sensation."
Beck says, "So make a Proclamation."
Beck says, "And vote for the Nathan."
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) shoves it into your mouth. It's curare flavor.
Done. Next.
<Spoilers> Niel shakes it. Fasterrrrr.
Hiro spins the bottle! It comes to rest pointing at…A Velociraptor who Tears Off Your Face
Hiro is secretly an expert stripper.
Some selected clips.
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) arrives, perched on an elephant. Dressed in white.
Long distance to Mohinder: Niki claps hands!
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) puffs chest, hands on hips.
Long distance to Mohinder: Niki bursts into song.
From afar, Mohinder (Momo) slides jauntily down the elephant's trunk, sings Bollywood style!
Long distance to Mohinder: Niki is suddenly surrounded by 50 Indian dancers.
You paged Mohinder with 'I think I had a dream about this.'
You paged Mohinder with '…'
You paged Mohinder with 'Not.'
You paged Mohinder with 'Not the hipthrusting.'
Long distance to Mohinder: Niki frantically backtracks.
You paged Mohinder with 'This seems unsanitary. :|'
Mohinder (Momo) pages: Science often seems unsanitary my sexy stripper friend.
You paged Mohinder with '…'
Mohinder (Momo) pages: I'll need to take a sample of your mucus now.
You paged Mohinder with 'COME AND GET IT.'
Heidi dances on the stripper pole.
Nathan says, "AY DIOS MIO!"
You say, "…"
Peter says, "…perfect."
You say, "/…/"
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